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i think WH's last Big Update has permanently rewired something in my head because the mental jolt my brain gets whenever i see a small bug jpeg is, quite frankly, ridiculous
#every time i barely stop myself from lunging at those little things with the cursor#my brain goes BUG BUG BUG CLICK ON IT BUG#at this rate if im ever on a different site with small bug adornments. i gonna instinctively click on them#its absurd. why is this a thing now#like i know Why#several hours straight of searching for them. them popping up out of nowhere. clicking on them asap bc i didnt know if theyd vanish or not#My Mind Is Now Wired To Click On Bugs#absolutely unprompted#its such a knee-jerk reaction#the insects#Give Them To Me.
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i want to get a tattoo (a small one... maybe a cute little heart or a bow?) at some point but at the same time ... why are they so expensive ...
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Okay, can we take a minute to talk about how gay Dr. Henry Jekyll is? Like seriously this man literally created an entire alter ego by some mad science just because of some 'dark urges' he felt, that he refused to elaborate on even in his own 'let me tell you everything before I die' note to John. That is peak queer behavior for the 1800's.
Even if he wasn't his staff probably thought he was. Just put yourself in their shoes. Your master has this secret male friend that comes at all hours of the night, only has a key to the back door and at least once slept in the same bed as the doctor before sneaking out said back door in the early morning. And you were told to obey him and he often comes over by the back door when the doctor is 'away' even though you know damn well he went to his cabinet, reachable by the back door, and didn't say anything about leaving. That is so queer coded behavior. Like baby doll, doctor, you dumb dumb scientific genius you're making it so easy to call you out.
#honestly he should be a bigger queer icon#i love him#and we all know Hyde would be with anything#lgbtq#lgbtqia#also the amount of times the gay lighting and queer voice was mentioned in the book is funny#like i know why#but i just cant help imaging these characters sitting in rainbow lights sipping tea talking gossip#why yess this my hyperfixation how could you tell?#also this is just in the book#dont get me started on how gay these two are in the musical#dr jekyll and mr hyde
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apparently there’s a daily limit on how many blogs you can create?!?!?? whyyyyy
#like I know why#but i’m trying to come up with a blog name for something and i do that by making a bunch of blogs and picking the best but now I can’t#aaaaaahhhhh#I just want a blog to reblog text posts to lmao#also apparently i’m up to 55 blogs now so that’s fun lmao#also fyi the limit is 10 blogs#grace is dramatic
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the locs will return from war soon i believe
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Yeah mha still rocks
#text post#watching memories#maaaaan why does everyone shit on mha#like i know why#but damn there’s some real good stuff here#i love deku#and all might too
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how am i seeing like. racist arguments about rap that i thought everyone with a brain knew were racist at the latest around 10 years ago. used by people on this site
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Chetney this is so not worth it why 😭
#critical role#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#campaign 3#like I know why#its chet#but like negotiate a little please#a piece of the god is worth more than that my guy#bell's hell
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I do find it interesting to think about just how much we relied on totems last reset, and how now we just. don't.
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exhausting how studying english literature so often just feels like the study of misogyny
#like i know why#but i'm starting to become so drained by it#especially since my other subjects are linguistics and classical civilisation so it's like....triple whammy#englit
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why is this the thumbnail for crumb’s store 😭
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I'm gonna beat Idia's ass for making me play this I hate this stupid freaking game I hate it sm I can't do this rn
#💙! mah's gameplay#yes i rage quit bc of this#actually rage quit is the wrong term bc im not angry im triggered#idk why but forcing me to play these mini games is triggering me#why#like i know why#but why
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like why am i awake
#brainrot.txt#like i know why#and low key i should do this more often :D#but i gotta keep some snacks in my room cus#wowie#i’m hungry
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The Trials
Ok, I'm tired, so I probably won't be posting this to AO3 until tomorrow or something but tumblr people get a treat. Anyway this connects to chapter 47 of A Hero Forged. The AO3 version will probably be a bit more polished or something. I'm too tired to be doing that right now.
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“I want to get Amity her job back.” Luz crossed her arms as she glared at Malphas. She had to look serious if she had any hope of this working.
“Ok.” He shrugged.”
“I don't care what you-” she faltered. “What?”
“Amity’s, like, one of my best librarians. I’d love to, like, rehire her.” The bird demon said nonchalantly.
“Then why did you fire her?”
“She needs to know that her actions have consequences.”
“Oh… Then can I have her ID back?”
“No.”
Luz blinked. “But you just said you wanted her back!”
“It must be earned.”
Luz was going to strangle him. She didn't care that he was the head librarian. They could find someone else, but (now that she thought about it) that someone might not rehire Amity.
“Fine,” she huffed, “how do I earn her her job back?”
“Through trials!” The lights in the library flickered dramatically.
“Of course.” Luz groaned. Everything in the Isles was through trials.
“First task, feed the electric bugs. Gary didn't feed them this morning and we can’t have the lights flickering.”
Seems easy enough.
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Luz yelped and ducked as a book flew at her head. The book had sharp teeth that could easily tear through her. Malphas caught it and held it by the spine as it snapped at her. “These are carnivorous books.” He told her. “They used to be harmless.”
“I think you mean ‘man-eating’ books.” She corrected.
“Only because Alan gave them a taste.”
She couldn't help but gulp.
“Is Alan ok?”
“He’s in the Conformitorium now.”
Was that better or worse? Luz couldn't decide.
“Oh.”
“Your task is to organize them by publication year and Author name.”
“Sounds easy enough.”
“That’s, like, what they all say.”
He began to float away.
“That would have been more ominous without the ‘like’!” She called after him. He let go of the book, which channeled its inner predator and leapt at her. “Weh!”
She lifted her arms up, her suit covering them. The book sank its teeth into it with the strength of a clamp. She barely felt it.
“Oh.” She blinked. “This will be easy.”
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Luz hummed to herself as she pulled the book off her arm. It took the elbow piece with it but the suit fixed it rather quickly.
“What a unique method.” she turned with a jump.
“Christ, Gary! Give a girl a heart attack, why don't ya?” She put the book on the shelf with some of the jerky Malphas left her.
“Sorry.” The nervous wreck of a witch fiddled with his thumbs.
“It’s cool. You need something?”
“No, Malphas just wanted me to check up on you.”
“Well, I’m doing fine.”
She tore the book from her shoulder, checked the author’s name and put it back. Wrong letter.
“I could help if you wanted.”
She grabbed one from her knee, checked and nodded to herself. There it was.
“Nah, I’m good. I've got a system.”
“You have a dozen or so books biting you.”
Now was the one on her shoulder.
She shrugged, “if it works, it works.”
“Where’s the rest?”
She pointed to the side where Spot was chasing various books.
“It’s a good workout.”
“O-ok.”
“Tell Malphas that he’s got to try better.”
“What?”
“No outside help.” She smirked.
Gary sputtered as Luz ignored him in favor of organization.
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“Next is like a bit of a pest that the library has had.”
“Did the pixies get in the library too?” She joked. Malphas gave her a blank stare.
“No.” He opened the door to reveal a large mountain of paper. “Do be careful of the fire breath.”
“The what.”
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Luz had given Spot her jacket after the mention of fire breath. Even if she had the Mark 6, she didn't want to risk it getting ruined in the time it took for her suit to fix itself.
She entered the room alone and wondered where the ‘pest’ was. It could be fire bees, but she couldn't see the nest anywhere. Before she could look around more, the mountain of paper rumbled and began to stand.
It had a long serpentine body that seemed to fill the entire room. It had four horns, two at the top of its likely head and two at the end of its narrow snout. Its face flared out in what could have been whiskers, she wasn't sure. Its legs were rather short when compared to the rest of its body and ended in a five clawed foot. The paper seemed to intertwine with another, creating a scale-like pattern. Over all it reminded Luz of the depictions of eastern dragons.
“Oh, fuck me.” She muttered as the dragon, which took up much of the room, stared down at her with oddly purple eyes.
It opened its mouth, revealing two sets of large, sharp fangs, and roared. Her arms rushed up as the nano-machines formed a large shield between them to block the fire that spewed from its maw. She was so fucked.
She lowered her shield when the fire finally stopped. She smiled nervously, “You wouldn't happen to be like Toothless, would you?”
It jolted forward in an attempt to bite her in two. Luz leapt back, her armor forming, the propulsion system finishing first to give her an extra boost.
“I’ll take that as a no!”
The dragon hissed at her as she regained her barings.
“I’ll add fighting a dragon to the list.” T.I.T.A.N. laughed.
“What list? And is now really the time?” She fired a repulsor beam at the dragon’s side.
“The ‘Hero Cliche’ list.”
The dragon didn't even seem bothered by the beam. It didn't even singe the paper. The dragon whirled around so fast Luz couldn't react in time. Within seconds the tail crashed into her midsection and she was being embedded into the wall.
She groaned as her back was lit on fire. It felt worse than that time Belos slammed her into a statue. “Ow.”
“A healing glyph has been formed on the left shoulder.”
“Thanks, T.I.T.A.N.” She pushed herself out of the wall. She pressed the glyph and was met with a wave of energy. “That’s better. Now, let’s fight fire with fire.”
She brought her hands together and the nanites shifted to form a large fire glyph in the palms.
Simultaneously, the dragon opened its mouth, embers building in the back of the throat.
“Fuck you, Oragami!” She screamed as a steady stream of fire flowed from her hands. The dragon met it with fire of its own. She could feel the heat start to permeate the suit and warm her palms.
Neither seemed to want to give up, creating a battle of wills. She refused to close, more glyphs formed. A half fire glyph formed between her fingers so that when she brought them together she had four additional glyphs, two on each hand. Another one formed on the leftover space on her palm.
They activated and it seemed Luz’s fire was beginning to win. She grinned. She didn't care if her hands were uncomfortably warm.
She overpowered it and her fire forced its way down the dragon’s throat. It coughed violently as she finally deactivated her glyphs.
She took this chance to land and pressed her palms onto the ground. Nanites rushed to the floor, spreading out. A circle surrounded the creature, lines began to form under it.
“Time for you to chill out.” She smirked as the ice glyph activated. A giant glacier encased it and Luz let out a sigh of relief as it froze.
She let her suit fall away. “That ought to have done it.”
God, she could use coffee at that point. Malphas first, then Amity, then she could go get coffee. That should have taken care of the ‘pest’ problem.
She didn't notice how the ice began to crack until it was too late. The glacier shattered into a million tiny pieces as the dragon released a mighty roar. Blunt and sharp bits of ice peppered her skin. “Shit!”
The Mark 6 reformed as quickly as she could get it. Something in her buzzed. She was tired and more than a little annoyed at this point.
She dodged another bout of fire as the annoyance turned to anger. That buzz, which was close to a bee, grew into a rapid stream. Her eyes burned as the dragon tried to impale her with its horns.
“Leave me alone!” She screamed. It was like the nanites had a mind of their own as they formed some new glyph. She didn't get a chance to look at it but it glowed blue, not unlike the ice glyph.
Water crashed down onto the dragon, soaking it. Any fire it had left died as the once white paper took a more gray color. It whimpered.
The anger faded and she blinked. “What in the…”
“I see you, like, tamed the paper dragon.” Malphas said behind her.
Had she? And what was that glyph? “Huh.”
#the owl house#the owl house au#iron witch#luz noceda#one shot#bonus content#paper dragon#why was it a paper dragon?#like i know why#but why
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also ahsoka not calling him skyguy at all made a new hole in my heart
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Redoing pacifist and let me tell you, Ceroba is way nicer then in neutral
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