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lost-to-stardust · 1 year

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I was stuck at work last week due to my shift ending early but there was a meeting after closing, and rather than waste bus money I instead wrote the outline for this in three hours. Finished it today.

Summary:

Wolfwood is a brat. Vash can't drive. This can only end so well.

Rating:

General Audiences

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

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Gen

Fandom:

Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)

Relationship:

Vash the Stampede & Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Characters:

Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

Nicholas D. Wolfwood

Meryl Stryfe

Roberto (Trigun Stampede)

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Mentions of blood and light injury Wolfwood Acting His Age Vash's Excellent Driving Skills Light Angst Words: 2283

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yeehawpim · 8 months

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

#original comic #fanfic #fix it fic #fandom #dr who #bbc sherlock #avengers #my comic #my art #been thinking about the truly dumb amount of time I've spent reading fanfic #i started writing fix-it fic like a couple months ago and I Get It #teenage pim was a dumbass

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waterspoutskies · 23 days

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I'm glad we can all agree that Twilight hearing Time say he's proud of him and deciding, apropos of nothing, that Time can't POSSIBLY be proud of him because the Hero's Shade was pissed at 16 year old him for doing the exact same thing he did here and WORSE except with ZERO TRAINING OR EXPERIENCE OR WEAPONRY OR KNOWLEDGE TO SPEAK OF is the shittiest most faulty un-logical leap to have ever been made.

Sweet bleeding mercy, dude.

Dead Time, having seen Twilight pull this, double down on his stupidity, ignore his advice then, had to watch teenager Twi several hundreds of years after his death proceed to do ALL of the following:

Attack huge unknown monster unprepared, charge into battle with only a sword (barely knowing how to do more than slash with it), get fucking knocked on the head, lose track of his brother and best friend in the process, nearly drown, almost lose an arm, get fucking yanked into the Twilight, GET KIDNAPPED AND CHAINED UP IN THE DUNGEONS, nearly get his shit rocked again by his adoptive father and half of the village by running in casually As A Wolf

WHILE knowing full well that Twilight in his own future will do half of this AGAIN, SHOWING HE LEARNED *NOTHING.*

Frankly the Hero's Shade was lenient and could have beat his ass harder than he did, but the breathtaking stupidity in Twilight's conclusion that Time isn't truly proud of him is. Something else. This man has not matured in the slightest. Props to Hero's Shade Time for restraining himself.

By the way I made a meme about this here look

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #Paloma Talks #Lmao #Like #My dude #Be less of a dumbass #lu twilight #lu time #lu update #lu spoilers #If you thought for even a second you could see that your ass deserved to be beaten so hard #Of course Time is proud of you #Future him was just trying to prevent teenager you from running into a damn brick wall headfirst

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bulbabutt · 1 year

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i made a rise mona lisa, going off the 87 versions vibes of: whatever raph is, she shows him up. so shes even bigger and sweeter than raph, and just like him tries to solve everyone's problems herself.

i have a story for her in mind, where post movie she a freshman at Eastlaird with April and has been mutated by an evil professor there, so shes trying to go alone to stop him. but a la "raphael meets his match" she runs into a mutant at a costume party who is insistent on figuring out what she's up to.

a version thats just in raph's head [i just wanted you to be able to see her colors correctly]

#rise mona lisa #rottmnt #tmnt mona lisa #rottmnt mona lisa #tmnt #rise raph #raphmona #rise raphmona #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #my art #art #rmhm #i have more backstory for her but god i just wanted to post her because i love her #i fell in love just like raph did lmao #shes chunky and shes strong and she will be able to hold him like the teddy bear that he is and thats what matters #and this is POST movie but my DUMBASS forgot to CHANGE HIS OUTFIT................and add his scar. now that i think about it #oh well YOU KNOW

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loptrcoptr · 1 month

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The blue eye samurai fandom, for some reason

#I am once again asking if the kids are alright bc it doesn’t really seem like they are #friendly reminder that mizu kills people ny guys including unarmed randos and one unlucky teenager pissing his pants in a corner #but sure Taigen is irredeemable. lay off my emotional support blorbo.#blue eye samurai #taigen #and hey I love Akemi a buttload but she has at least nine lives or something no way would getting robbed in the woods #running off to a brothel and getting re kidnapped go half as well for anyone else #no one ever took advantage of her it’s incredible I’m glad and all but my god those were stupid risks to take #I’m so looking forward to her political intrigue character arc but let’s not act like she hasn’t done some dumbass shit #and Mizu’s a fucking mercenary. does she kill for money? no but she killed for information and she’ll kill anyone in her way to get what she #wants. taigen as far as we know has only killed peoples in duels and fights. he’s not out ganking randos.#the point of this show is that this is not your average cartoon and none of these characters are average black or white types #everyone’s grey and it’s all delicious #enjoy it.

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forgetful-nerd · 2 months

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In there trying times have some cute pictures of Mikey and his brothers:

Just a little reminder that they love their little brother. And he loves them back.

#yall there is a new bashing fic on ao3 and it literally checks all the dumbass boxes #Like it's ‘Mikey’s an uwu soft Boi who needs his hand held because his brothers are sooooo mean’ ick #bonus points if he goes to another dimension and ‘learns what a REAL family is’#sorry that I'm unloading on y'all I just hate this trope because it gets literally every single character wrong period #I'm trying to just not engage with these type of fics but sometimes they get to me especially because the 2012 boys are like my sibs #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #2012 raph #2012 donnie #2012 mikey #2012 leo #donatello #raphael #leonardo #michelangelo

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meirimerens · 1 year

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can you come dance with me dude. are you man enough to fucking come dance with me. are you too much of a coward to hold my hand.

slow-danceable OST of my mind

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#blanked on them tags for 5 minutes because i couldn't. rember. we back #notkhan #khotkin #<- i rember anon calling it that... is it widely in use... i don't think either are but ykwim #notkin #khan kain #ok. everyone behave. i'm getting back to what i was doing. (peterstakhing in french)#was thinking about the concept of prom (which we don't have here)#and the baffling opportunities it brings to cringefail teenagers. why would you put adolescents through this...#anyways. it's like. prom x commonfolk private dances where you meet in basements or barns and dance to the fiddle #my art #my dumbass almost forgot:#pathologic #pathologic 2 #you ever been 15 & gay & closeted/repressed and having a weird friendship bordering on romantic with someone you couldn't #gauge your closeness to. you ever wanted to dance with them. don't answer and don't make me think about it i'm goig to be sent back in time

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fullscoreshenanigans · 1 year

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Still the greatest loss in the official translation

#Cislo you fucking nerd let a girl go off #The Promised Neverland #Yakusoku no Neverland #TPN #YnN #Seven Walls Arc #TPN 145 #TPN Barbara #TPN Cislo #Barbara #Cislo #Vincent #Lambda Gang #FSS Shenanigans #idk how accurate the fan one is but the official one is like. a thirtieth as funny.#the tradeoff is the English dub of S2e06 has Ray and Norman call each other dumbasses as opposed to idiots or stupid #(which I personally enjoyed as a counterpoint to “oh Norman wouldn't swear and if he did it would only be a refined kind” or w/e #and I do agree with that in general due to the persona he cultivated for himself and how he'd want to keep that up in the human world #don't want to give people any reason to doubt him as a teenage CEO #but among his family and especially Emma and Ray I think he'd be a lot more free and casual so I enjoyed the moment #you know...isolated and in a bubble and ignoring that Norman showed up way too early)#regardless Cislo's expression here is amazing #also a reminder that he interacts with an owl in this chapter and it's precious!! 🖤🦉🖤#the promised queueland

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beanstalk-nicholas · 2 years

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let donnie swear in season 3 👏👏👏

#I know they can’t but like it would be funny #everytime he says dumb dumb my brain just hears dumbasses lmao #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #donnie #rottmnt #fanart #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #donatello #digital art #my art #doodles

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aithusarosekiller · 2 months

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When someone tries to take the moral high ground when talking about Regulus and all you can hear is that they don't understand brainwashing and character development

I'm so sorry the literal child sacrificing his life to go against the ideals he was raised into isn't good enough for you, I'll tell him to do better next time

This was a Snape superfan too

Like you can't say that Snape only joined the death eaters bc the Slytherin environment was so dark and then turn around and say it doesn't apply to another character in the same environment who also had the outside expectation from family to do them proud and side with voldy after he'd been brought up surrounded by those beliefs even before he joined school

#like wtf 😭#'you can't make him gay' sorry I didn't realise gay people had to pass an exam first #I said it the other day but THE NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS WERE RESEARCH #he did the same thing as Draco and Snape he just didn't live long enough to fully experience that growth #because he died #as a TEENAGER #Sirius would've gone through the same thing #it was just easier for him because he had that supportive environment in gryffindor that helped him see it sooner #dumbasses #if his death was just about kreacher why would he put himself through immediately se torture and death #be so fr

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msnihilist · 29 days

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I'm not super involved in the Nicktoons Unite fandom, but I have been combing through fics and I'm already tried of Danny being portrayed as the big brother/second smartest one instead of what he actually is: a fucking idiot.

#nicktoons unite #danny phantom #danny fenton #i mean this as affectionately as possible btw #if anything JIMMY should be the tired older brother who subsists off of coffee and no sleep #danny and timmy have adhd and probably three brain cells between the two of them #I'm not saying Danny is a dunce #he's passionate about flight and space travel!#but let's be honest — he's 14 in canon. those are passing interests #they're not. like. something he could tell you every single last detail about #source: i am also into aeronautics #second source: i grew up with dp and I'm tired of the dumbass erasure #danny has no thoughts and only has teenage angst when a ghost is manipulating him lol #i know we all want our favs to be cool #but danny is literally just the biggest dork in the world #he's not a gritty 20 year old with 5 o'clock shadow who needs to smoke just to feel something #everyone's entitled to their interpretations obvi but #i think dp fandom has become so far removed from canon at this point that they created a whole new character who just is not danny fenton #and i don't really enjoy it because I always liked danny for the character he HAS not the one i think he should have had instead #this became kind of a tangent and this is probably an unpopular opinion but yeah i just wanted to say my piece #i can't really interact with the dp fandom anymore because they're basically all fans of a made-up show at this point

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chalkanthit · 4 months

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Aaaand the Nice guy™ on probation is down the line!

#my art #soul eater #se #fanart #ox ford #soul eater Ox #SE ox ford #the man! the legend!#the absolute moron and living proof that good grades don't equal high intelligence-#I still adore this worm tho #like a LOT lot!!#again I have a weakness for lance wielders since early childhood and I fully blame a blue lion in final fantasy for that :')#Ox had a lot of growth tho and I hate that people don't see it and still bash him for being an hormonal teenager #like he actually slowly gets over his aggresive unwanted pda and backs off from kim a good chunk like..#sure he DOES still have feelings which is realistic for someone who liked her from day 1 seemingly but it's so much more tame #also god forbid he actually might learn thar she's a lesbian and into Jackie sldbdls #Chalk doing her dumbass rambles to herself again-

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masteroffakesmiles · 9 months

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Unpopular opinion (because a lot of people hate her design simply because she’s black and is a bit round): I love her design. Here’s the link: https://twitter.com/jmurfish/status/1687554282818531328

Rant in tags.

#Like I’m not joking people hate April’s design simply because she’s a bit chubby and she’s black and people automatically say it’s terrible #People on Twitter said she looked “obese”.#Obese how? I don’t see it #Tw fatphobia #tw racism #i didn’t see anyone complaining much about April’s Rise design. But I guess it’s because she was thinner #but here #Twitter #People on twitter piss me off so much #Rant #Tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #april o'neil #Not to mention they think oh she’s a little chubby therefore she’s not attractive. Like leave her alone she is a TEENAGER YOU DUMBASSES #I don’t get into TMNT but I have to point this out because hoo boy this is a doozy

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teatitty · 7 months

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Jirou thinking she has to "choose" between heroism and music is the most 14 year old thought process when entertainment heroes are a literal in universe thing lmao. I promise Jirou you can still pursue music if you want to one doesn't stop the other

#bnha #jirou kyouka #guarantee you when she's in her 20's she's gonna have a music career #and look back on her teenage self like 'god I was such a dumbass'

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theladyofrosewater · 25 days

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why is there no official timeline I'm tearing my hair out at this I'm going to have to start my rewatch again and cut like half of this stuff

#theladyofrosewater #minecraft diaries #aphblr #what do you MEAN Garroth ran away 5 years ago #I know it's generally agreed on that season 1 is 3-5 years #but that would mean like half the cast would have been like #dumbass teenagers in their backstories #aaron is the only person with a semi reasonable age in canon #who let Zane be head of religion before he could even fucking drink alcohol

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hundredblooms · 5 hours

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sorry that how many people have you kissed post reminded me of my horrible ex-bf. i hope he's having the worst time of his life rn

#.vent #i'm not gonna get into specifics because i already did in a friend's server but.#the tldr is i was an unwitting side piece to this asshole for like two? three months?#and i suspect that because he was taken when we met and the timeline of when we got together and broke up #(which again was only a couple of months long) was so weird??? how could i not suspect something lol #my first mistake was dating that guy the second one was dating a man. /hj because i didn't know i was sapphic at the time #anyway. i don't care if we were both dumbass teenagers i'm forever holding a grudge over that

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