I got another piece of comedy published by Points in Case. It's about giant genetically engineered presidents and, I dare say, makes for great Thanksgiving reading. Read it aloud to the family, make it a yearly tradition, dress up as a mutant George Washington and terrorize your loved ones! Happy Turkey Day, everyone!

tbh it’s crazy how much you can keep sleeping when ur trying to avoid thinking at all costs #LifeUhFindsAWay

Sexy Skeletor!!!! This started out as a hilarious conversation about skeletor and Jeff goldblum between my girlfriend and I, then boom, i dropped everything and made it a reality!! Stickers and prints to come . . . #bmhart #skeletor #jeffgoldblum #drianmalcolm #ianmalcom #lifeuhfindsaway #mastersoftheuniverse #heman #jurassicpark #ig_mashups #mashup #watercolor #skeletoraffirmations #eviluhfindsaway (at Indianapolis, Indiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4xbUJgA50l/?igshid=1m2gnazj5cxyt

Godzilla making an appearance in my watercolor landscape painting like he does. Alternate caption: If Godzilla ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. 💥 #watercolor #wip #godzilla #lifeuhfindsaway (at Studio For Arts And Works) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1SAXw_Fo5A/?igshid=1jr08xq03xy3a

After I bought my sewing machine, my dad agreed to stop at Le Madrid rest stop, so I could snap pictures of the dinosaurs. Here I am, trying (very badly) to look like I’m running away from a Tyrannosaurus Rex. #lemadrid #reststop #dinosaur #tyrannosaurusrex #sharptooth #lifeuhfindsaway https://www.instagram.com/p/B117bnpB35m/?igshid=1rtw5qofzd6zl

Available now from @thestraycatclub ‘Jeff Forever’ enamel pin, sticker and button packs. - - - - - #drianmalcolm #goldblum #pinboard #pinsforsale #jurassicparktoys #pinlove #jeffgoldblum #pincollection #jurassicpark #lifeuhfindsaway #moviefan #dinosaurs #thestraycatclub #trex #chaos #dinosaur #jeffgoldblum #pin #pins #lapelpin #lapelpins #enamelpin #pinsofig #pinstagram #hatpin #hatpins #pingame #softenamel #patchgame #🦖 https://www.instagram.com/p/BqVOuaYACSx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15gzmigf8i46r

Universal Kicks Part II! High Kicks and Velociraptors! Sounds like a whole lot like Kung Fury! I gotta bring back that too now that I mentioned it! Blue over here didn’t freak out over the kick so that means she approved. Otherwise she’d eat me alive hahaha! I also loved the fact that my McFly Cosplay received so much love at @unistudios yesterday! It was the perfect thing to wear! Too bad BTTF: The Ride isn’t there anymore, in fact the last time I went to Universal Studios before yesterday was 15 years ago!!! Soooo much has changed then but it still is really fun. I had the time of my life! One more thing: I have one more Universal Kick post. Gotta make it into a Trilogy! - #martymcfly #backtothefuture #jeanclaudevandamme #jcvd #jurassicworld #jurassicpark #velociraptor #blue #universalstudios #universalstudioshollywood #kicking #kicks #martialarts #splits #flexible #lifeuhfindsaway #stevenspielberg #themepark #themeparks #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplayersofinstagram #cosplayersofig #fatboycosplay #holdontoyourbutts #welcometojurassicpark #thisisheavy #80s #90s #nike https://www.instagram.com/p/CYmPGTRJEfs/?utm_medium=tumblr

Rufus Mobility Update: This week Rufus began to walk again unassisted after weeks of us helping him get around. He’s not 100% and it’s in short, sometimes wobbly spurts, but it’s pretty amazing. Living with two dogs with mobility issues and watching them overcome them is pretty inspirational. #lifeuhfindsaway (at Berwyn, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUah6TXrAyh/?utm_medium=tumblr

was so, so excited to take my midgard, sugar baby #loki cosplay to #mcm #mcmlondoncomiccon #mcmexpo #mcmexpolondon on saturday! t shirt wording by @ink-shaming ,painted by @plutoandpersephone and full body photo by instagram user @williamlouiswright. more photos of me, my #grandmaster and other cool people i met to come!

#cosplay #marvelcosplay #lokicosplay #thor #thorragnarok #frostmaster #jeffgoldblum #lifeuhfindsaway (at MCM London Comic Con)

#Repost @adinoaday • • • • • Friyay!! Have a fabulous weekend my fellow dino adorers!! 💕 . . . . . . #adinoaday #friyay #friday #weekend #weekendvibes #weekendfun #schoolsout #workhardplayhard #workhardplayharder #fun #frolics #2018 #jurassicpark #jurassicworld #dinosaur #dino #pteranodon #meatasaurus #lifeuhfindsaway #whendinosaursruledtheearth #followme #instadaily #photooftheday #smile

#burnt stump with some #lichen Like life I suppose. Am I the stump or the lichen? #nature #lifeuhfindsaway https://www.instagram.com/p/B9IIqq6hfFU/?igshid=1p75i5gqo17um

Day nine’s prompt for #annarackoctober was fallen tree. I've seen picture where trees grow out of fallen trees before and I knew I had to go with that for this prompt #watercolor #watercolour #watercolorpainting #watercolourpainting #watercolorart #watercolourart #beginnerartist #fallentree #lifeuhfindsaway #lifefindsaway (at Bristol, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGI4FhYBOyi/?igshid=1k8vzbbv92jse

Lunch Break... And No Expense Was Spared 😎 #LifeOfAWanderingWanderer #UniversalStudios #JurassicPark #Work #LifeUhFindsAWay #NoExpenseSpared (at Jurassic Park The Ride)

#LifeUhFindsAWay #Infrastructure #BrickRoad #Portsmouth https://www.instagram.com/p/CDh38I6AUSG/?igshid=47u3serhdiuu

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." 🦖 Have you read the original JURASSIC PARK book, or just watched the movie(s)? . . I actually read the book a loooooong time ago, and I remember enjoying it. But my love for the movies is undying. It's such a fun franchise! Even the lousy sequels are super entertaining. Also, dinosaurs! . . Dino print booksleeves from @loveyoumorestudio -- NOVEL10 to save on any order. Look for a #freshfabricfriday release later today. // Bookmark from @sjwonderlandz . . #jurassicpark #jurassicparkfan #lifefindsaway #lifeuhfindsaway #loveyoumorestudio #booksleeve #sjwonderlandzetsy #bookmark #dinobook #dinosaurbook #dinosaurfan #jurassicparkbook #michaelcrichton #openbook #barnesandnobleleatherboundclassics #barnesandnobleclassics #mybookstagram #fridayflatlay https://www.instagram.com/p/CBV3rkDgO2t/?igshid=otzpib2q8w1j

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” - Dr. Ian Malcom #lifeuhfindsaway