Haven’t been on tumblr for a long time. I got into DD a month ago and I just need to post fan art and see all the fan arts!
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02/09/2024
Cleanliness is next to godliness, so we can assume Jesus always had a broom nearby.
Gotta sweep sweep sweep.
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JOKE-OGRAPHY:
In this Bible story, a leper comes to Jesus and asks to be healed by saying, "Lord... if you will it, you can make me clean." Alas, in English, "make me clean" can be read two ways.
1. "Make me [become] clean." Where "clean" is an adjective, describing a thing.
2. "Make me clean [something up]." Where "clean" is a verb, describing an action.
Lepers were considered ritually unclean by the Jews. The leper is asking Jesus to wash away his unclean affliction (meaning #1). In this cartoon, Jesus messes with him first by misinterpreting his words and ordering him to sweep the road (meaning #2). This is, as usual, hilarious.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This is another one of my world-renown "Tomics Resurrections" where I've dug an old cartoon from its dusty grave and reanimated it with the IV drips of LOVE, the tesla coils of INSPIRATION, and the giant lever of DISSATISFACTION WITH ANY WORK I'VE DONE THAT'S MORE THAN A DAY OLD! Behold the shambling, groaning result of my hubris! How does the new version compare to the old?
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leper doodles from 2021 (that were shared on my aweome patreon back then)
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Add your reasons, if you like!
Other people have added these:
• Yellow fever @notoverjoyed
• Scurvy @monitorchakas
• Lymph disease @wyrmalien
• Diphtheria ( I couldn’t fit this one)
• Malaria “ye olde marsh fever” @bombadilbaddie
• Scrofula “The King’s Evil” @hasturswig
Edit for all the people telling me “uhhh tuberculosis still exists”: I know! :) In fact, all of these sicknesses still exist. In the modern world we live in, however, most of these are only prevalent in developing countries, and certainly not to the extent they once were.
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I got my hands on Darkest dungeon 2 hero models and you just know I needed to make a render with Jester and Leper - a toothpick murder hobo and the king of all Chads.
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Soo because reynauld never fails to steal everything from me in dd1 i figured i’d doodle dismas witnessing the worst robbery ever truly, good news the king and the doctor are preoccupied
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