The Auction - Pre-Finale Coda

In which the author stalls for time.

The Auction Masterlist

Words: 1,080

"So, when is the next chapter due?" asked Mx Tech, their vizor looking up from the victim currently writhing under the touches of their devices, affording Awase no respite. "I haven't gotten to go yet."

The seven auction winners stood pretty much side by side, if such a thing could be said for undefined essences, in front of an equal number of metallic contraptions shaped like an X. At the intersection of each was a naked hero, arms from the elbow up fully encased in the padded protrusions of the upper portion of their X, mirroring, for most of them, their situation from the knees down. A monitor above each of the heroes' heads displayed their most sensitive spots and recommended methods of torment.

At the farthest left of the line, Yosetsu Awase endured his tickling with an expression that resembled shock, though his wide-open mouth and the laughter pouring out of it betrayed the hysteria that Mx Tech was successfully extracting. Under their influence, the lower half of the contraption had spawned several insect-like appendages that ran up and down his legs, focusing on his thighs, which would have been hard to bear even if it hadn't been combined with the stimulation unleashed by the upper portion, prodding appendages sharing the coveted space of his armpits and ribs with furiously spinning brushes.

Though leaking from the tongue-like devices applied to his nipples, Awase's manhood was unattended, clear droplets painting a modernist piece on the ground as he twisted uselessly. And he was possibly the least ticklish of the bunch.

Next to him was well-endowed Natsuo Todoroki, his tongue practically lolling out of his mouth and his eyes rolled back as eight of the limbs of the squat shadow that was Mx Berry vibrated into his abs, pits, ribs, and, worst of all, the sides of his chest.

"My dear worryberry, do not fret," remarked Mx Berry without looking up from the white-haired beauty he was in the process of demolishing. "Do you hear Mx Fluff complaining?"

No, Mx Fluff was definitely not complaining. The only whine that could be heard came from the drooling mouth of one Mirio Toogata, claws being slooooowly and liiiightly gliding up and down his trunk-like thighs and deep armpits while the monstrous cat's two tails rubbed against his oversized, painful erection, one from under and between his legs, the other also rubbing against his chest, their bright purple, agonizing fuzz adding to the teasing as his most sensitive spot was being quite literally milked for all it was worth.

"Oh, how I love meaty hunks," chanted the mascotte-like, contorting abomination, their bright colors strongly contrasting with the shadowy nature of many of their associates. "Meaty, meaty. They deserve all the tickles. I want to reward them, oh yes. Do you want your reward? You know what happens after you get it... but if you don't, I'll feel snubbed, and I get really mean when I feel snubbed..."

Their murmured purrs barely registered at all in Mirio's addled brain, overtaken by arousal and the tickling which, while light in terms of intensity, was nonetheless unbearable due to the spots being targeted and the number of them, in addition to how it intermingled with the fire surging between his legs...

"I heard he's writing a gift for a certain worm," claimed Mx Pastry as he squeezed Sen Kaibara's V-line for possibly the thousandth time. The floating brushes stroking his sides, ribs, pits, abs, and feet (through hatches in the lower half of the contraption), Kaibara could almost ignore, but not the ones painting his neck, nipples, and nether regions with oil... though they were almost pleasant compared to those hellish thumbs digging for gold just below his waist. "Mx Mob is probably up to date."

Mx Tech glanced at Mx Mob, who had shapeshifted into a certain explosive blond to thoroughly break down another blond with something to prove. "Not now," hissed Mx Mob as Bakugo's hands scratched at Monoma's inner thighs just before blowing yet another raspberry into the bellybutton of the defeated, humiliated hero, all protests tickled out of him by Mx Mob with sadistic expertise.

"You are broken? Already?" they teased as if they hadn't honed in on the blond's worst spots right away. "Even he lasted longer," lied Mx Mob, referring to their current disguise, "and he's even more ticklish. How ticklish, you ask?"

A hidden hatch in the top half of the restraints whirred open to bare Monoma's palm, which Mx Mob leapt to touch.

"This ticklish," they declared before finally giving the blond's thighs a break... only to savagely attack his ribs, now several times more ticklish as Monoma's Quirk replaced his sensitivity with Bakugo's; and Monoma, who thought he'd hit his ceiling, shrieked once again, and with even more vigor.

"The end is nigh," proclaimed Mx Rake, their long, clawed fingers finding every ticklish nook and cranny of Tsuburaba's and Shinso's stomachs, the former leaner and even more sensitive, the latter less toned and slightly less sensitive; but if the guffawing hero's midriff was more conducive to laughter, the long feet of the slumped, hiccuping hero matched it, with both sets being worked over by Mx Glove's kitty-like appendages.

"Forsooth," confirmed the behemoth from behind the two heroes. "A sequel is also in the works."

As they were often wont to do, the two tall figures shared their spoils, so they could each focus on their favorite spots on two auctionees at once. "Mine old friend, I fear the airy monkey's knees are longing for your attention; after all they are his second Achilles' heel, while his soles are but his third."

"All in good time," reassured Mx Glove as they focused on Tsuburaba's arches and Shinso's heels, relishing in the simultaneous gasp torn out of both, which overlapped with Mirio's choked one; moments later, Lemillion's booming laughter resounded above all others once again as the two tails focused exclusively on extracting every ounce of ticklish agony from his spent cock, the claws also resuming their cruelest motions to make the most of the post-climax sensitivity.

"They are nearly done," chimed Mx Fluff from next to Mirio's ear. "The truth is, even though he really likes our three auctionees, he's stuck, and he doesn't understand why."

"He says he has every intention of finishing those stories, however," said Mx Mob, Monoma's laughter having gone silent. "In the meanwhile... I'm sure these other lovely heroes don't mind waiting with us."

Request: lee!kosei tsuburaba

I really like his eyes for some reason lol

for the character ask, awase or sen for the hell of it lmao

You know what? I'll do both.

Awase:

Favourite thing: I really like how he risked his life to save Yaoyorozu during the training camp!

Least favourite thing: The fact that he doesn't get enough screentime.

Favourite line: If we lose initiative in this fight, we're dead meat!

BrOTP: I like him and Tsuburaba's friendship a lot.

OTP: Him and Yaoyorozu!

NOTP: Idk if I have one.

Random headcanon: He is the mom friend of his friend group. Look at the way he told Kamakiri to calm down.

Unpopular opinion: Y'all sleep on him too much.

Song I associate with them: Sunflower (By Swae Lee and Post Malone)

Favourite picture:

Look at him go.

Kaibara:

Favourite thing: His costume. Idk why, I just like it a lot.

Least favourite thing: Lack of screentime

BrOTP: Him and Tsuburaba! Or him and Tsunotori!

OTP: I don't particularly ship him with anybody, but him and Tsuburaba would be pretty cute.

NOTP: None that come to mind, other than toxic/illegal ships

Random headcanon: He is an eboy.

Unpopular opinion: You guys really need to stop making sexualised jokes over his quirk, for crying out loud he is sixteen!

Song I associate with them: R U Mine (By Arctic Monkeys)

Favourite picture:

He's going feral.

poltergeist again. fun to draw

tsuburaba - you can see 0% of what this kid has going on costume-wise in the manga caps i found so i just made him something from scratch. we’ll see how i do when it all gets animated in the next season i guess

playing with big retro vibes for some pro battle fist/phantom thief looks. kendo i was going for an ‘80s iron fist/bruce lee movie’ look...

BNHA Kids assorted by meme literacy

Illiterate:

Asui. This lil frog is just too genuine and blunt to pick up on the subtle nuances and niceties of internet culture. 

Tokoyami. Meme culture takes a certain level of self-awareness and irony that he doesn’t have, which is obvious to anyone who has as much as asked him the time.

Shishida. Legend(Tsuburaba) has it that he turns into a meme god in Beast form. However,, no one is able to verify these claims.

Todoroki. The worst of the bunch. When certain classmates heard of his crackpot theories about people’s parents and ironically joined him, it took him months to realise they were just memeing. 

Yaoyorozu. Her head ain’t got room for memes. 

Normies:

Midoriya. He really only knows memes from All Might fansites. All Might jokes are a thing, parallel to Bruce Lee/Chuck Norris jokes in our world. He still makes them though they’re ten years out of fashion. The rest of the class(and All Might himself) force themselves to laugh for fear of breaking his heart.

Shiozaki. You know those Christian memes that are like “Trade in your playstation for a praystation?” Shiozaki’s facebook feed is exclusively full of those.

Iida. He was illiterate until very recently! As a class rep, he wants to be approachable to his classmates, and so he decided to research “internet slang”. He sprinkles it into his vocabulary to look relatable. ‘Let’s get this bread, class!’ ‘Who forgot to yeet out the trash?’ 

Aoyama. He’s not savvy enough to truly get into meme culture but he enjoys wholesome memes, particularly the ones about positive self-image. He tells other people about how much he slays regularly.

Tetsutetsu. Loves gym memes. Stans warriormale.

Fluent: 

Bakugo. He really doesn’t have time for this kind of thing, but prolonged exposure to the Bakusquad left him with no choice.

Kirishima. He keeps the same company as Bakugo. Stans warriormale with Tetsutetsu. 

Tsunotori. She supplies exotic American memes to Class 1-B.

Jiro. Ironic memeing is very punk rock

Shinso. This man invented night blogging.

Kendo. She had a similar idea to Iida, but she can actually pull it off and blend in with her classmates.

Burning in meme hell:

Ashido, Kaminari and Sero: You all knew this was coming. 

Monoma. The salt king. He runs about five separate vent blogs. He weaponises fresh meme templates to roast Class 1-A, sometimes DMing them directly to the people of interest. The people who have social media accounts are probably meme-fluent though, so they just find the memes hilarious. 

Kaminari and Sero have started firing back.

Setsuna. She’s the queen of those 👌 memes. Everyone hates her for it.

Tsuburaba. A meme-loving fuck. He started the rumour that Shishida’s Beast form was a meme god, only to have that rumour become a meme itself. This is his world and we’re all just living in it. 

Can we get the rest of the class 1-b songs?

Sure. To be honest, I did rush the first one cause I couldn’t really think of much and didn’t understand all the character personalities until they were all revealed. I think I can do this better now that I get more of their personalities.

So ones I did previously was:

Neito Monoma: Circus by Britney Spears

Itsuka Kendou: Heart of Courage by Two Steps from Hell

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

Ibara Shiozaki: Take Me Away by Globus

Juzo Honenuki: My Way by Frank Sinatra

Hiryu Rin: Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas

Manga Fukidashi: Cartoon Heroes by Aqua

Setsuna Tokage: Ready to Go by Panic! At the Disco

So the rest would be:

Kosei Tsuburaba: Hall of Fame by The Script

Sen Kaibara: Beat It by Michael Jackson

Jurota Shishida: In The Hall of The Mountain King by Edvard Grieg

Togaru Kamakiri: In The End by Linkin Park

Shihai Kuroiro: Uma Thurman by Fall Out Boy

Yui Kodai: Sunflower by Post Malone and Swae Lee

Kinoka Komori: Black Magic by Little Mix

Nirengeki Shoda: Thank You by Dido

Kojiro Bondo: I Cry by Flo Rida

Yosetsu Awase: More Than A Feeling by Boston

Pony Tsunotori: Living in America by James Brown

Reiko Yanagi: Disturbia by Rihanna

Well it was fun to revisit this and I may do more songs and characters if I get more requests. But yeah, this was fun

by TheCartoonFanatic01

As part of a new program to foster international Hero cooperation, U.A. High partners up with the U.S.-based Avengers Academy, which sends its students to Musutafu for overseas training. But soon, the students of U.A. become tangled in a greater conflict involving the Mad Titan, Thanos, and his search for the mythical Infinity Stones. Multiple shippings, MHA/Marvel crossover! R&R!

Words: 7381, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), X-Men (Movieverse), Runaways (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Avengers Academy (Comics), Young Avengers (Comics), The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Peter Parker, Uraraka Ochako, Gwen Stacy, Iida Tenya, Azura | Thena, Bakugou Katsuki, Laura Kinney, Asui Tsuyu, Ellie Phimister, Kirishima Eijirou, Ken Mack, Mineta Minoru, Ned Leeds, Yaoyorozu Momo, Rachel Summers, Kaminari Denki, Flash Thompson, Jirou Kyouka, Kevin Masterson, Sero Hanta, Nico Minoru, Tokoyami Fumikage, Jonas Graymalkin, Aoyama Yuuga, Roberto da Costa, Ojiro Mashirao, Taki Matsuya, Ashido Mina, Mary Jane Watson, Satou Rikidou, Lyra (She-Hulk), Shouji Mezou, Santo Vaccarro, Kouda Kouji, Groot (Marvel), Hagakure Tooru, Rikki Barnes, Todoroki Shouto, Victor Mancha, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Tony Stark, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Steve Rogers, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Nebula (Marvel), Thanos (Marvel), Friday (Marvel), Ebony Maw, Corvus Glaive, Proxima Midnight, Cull Obsidian, Guardians of the Galaxy Team, Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon, Drax the Destroyer, Mantis (Marvel), Monoma Neito, Kid Loki (Young Avengers), Kendou Itsuka, Liz Allan, Shiozaki Ibara, Sally Avril, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Robbie Reyes, Honenuki Juuzou, Sooraya Qadir, Shouda Nirengeki, Chase Stein, Awase Yousetsu, Johnny Gallo, Tsuburaba Kousei, Betty Brant, Kaibara Sen, Jubilation Lee, Bondo Kojirou, Sha Shan Nguyen, Yanagi Reiko, Jimmy Marks | Hybrid, Shishida Juurouta, Kenny McFarlane, Kuroiro Shihai, James Santini | Batwing, Kodai Yui, Cassie Lang, Rin Hiryuu, Ava Ayala, Komori Kinoko, Robbie Baldwin, Kamakiri Togaru, Julie Power, Tsunotori Pony, Benito Serrano, Tokage Setsuna, Humberto Lopez, Fukidashi Manga, David Alleyne, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Class 1-B (My Hero Academia), Avengers Team (MCU)

Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Peter Parker, Tony Stark & Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Midoriya Izuku/Uraraka Ochako, Peter Parker/Gwen Stacy

Additional Tags: Crossover, Friendship, Crossover Pairings, Alternate Universe, Semi-Alternate Universe, The Marvel world is in the MHA world, Getting to Know Each Other, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

My Marvel Academia: A Tale of Two Schools

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by TheCartoonFanatic01

As part of a new program to foster international Hero cooperation, U.A. High partners up with the U.S.-based Avengers Academy, which sends its students to Musutafu for overseas training. But soon, the students of U.A. become tangled in a greater conflict involving the Mad Titan, Thanos, and his search for the mythical Infinity Stones. Multiple shippings, MHA/Marvel crossover! R&R!

Words: 7381, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), X-Men (Movieverse), Runaways (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Avengers Academy (Comics), Young Avengers (Comics), The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Peter Parker, Uraraka Ochako, Gwen Stacy, Iida Tenya, Azura | Thena, Bakugou Katsuki, Laura Kinney, Asui Tsuyu, Ellie Phimister, Kirishima Eijirou, Ken Mack, Mineta Minoru, Ned Leeds, Yaoyorozu Momo, Rachel Summers, Kaminari Denki, Flash Thompson, Jirou Kyouka, Kevin Masterson, Sero Hanta, Nico Minoru, Tokoyami Fumikage, Jonas Graymalkin, Aoyama Yuuga, Roberto da Costa, Ojiro Mashirao, Taki Matsuya, Ashido Mina, Mary Jane Watson, Satou Rikidou, Lyra (She-Hulk), Shouji Mezou, Santo Vaccarro, Kouda Kouji, Groot (Marvel), Hagakure Tooru, Rikki Barnes, Todoroki Shouto, Victor Mancha, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Tony Stark, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Steve Rogers, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Nebula (Marvel), Thanos (Marvel), Friday (Marvel), Ebony Maw, Corvus Glaive, Proxima Midnight, Cull Obsidian, Guardians of the Galaxy Team, Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon, Drax the Destroyer, Mantis (Marvel), Monoma Neito, Kid Loki (Young Avengers), Kendou Itsuka, Liz Allan, Shiozaki Ibara, Sally Avril, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Robbie Reyes, Honenuki Juuzou, Sooraya Qadir, Shouda Nirengeki, Chase Stein, Awase Yousetsu, Johnny Gallo, Tsuburaba Kousei, Betty Brant, Kaibara Sen, Jubilation Lee, Bondo Kojirou, Sha Shan Nguyen, Yanagi Reiko, Jimmy Marks | Hybrid, Shishida Juurouta, Kenny McFarlane, Kuroiro Shihai, James Santini | Batwing, Kodai Yui, Cassie Lang, Rin Hiryuu, Ava Ayala, Komori Kinoko, Robbie Baldwin, Kamakiri Togaru, Julie Power, Tsunotori Pony, Benito Serrano, Tokage Setsuna, Humberto Lopez, Fukidashi Manga, David Alleyne, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Class 1-B (My Hero Academia), Avengers Team (MCU)

Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Peter Parker, Tony Stark & Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Midoriya Izuku/Uraraka Ochako, Peter Parker/Gwen Stacy

Additional Tags: Crossover, Friendship, Crossover Pairings, Alternate Universe, Semi-Alternate Universe, The Marvel world is in the MHA world, Getting to Know Each Other, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3glXz6n

My Marvel Academia: A Tale of Two Schools

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3glXz6n

by TheCartoonFanatic01

As part of a new program to foster international Hero cooperation, U.A. High partners up with the U.S.-based Avengers Academy, which sends its students to Musutafu for overseas training. But soon, the students of U.A. become tangled in a greater conflict involving the Mad Titan, Thanos, and his search for the mythical Infinity Stones. Multiple shippings, MHA/Marvel crossover! R&R!

Words: 7381, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), X-Men (Movieverse), Runaways (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Avengers Academy (Comics), Young Avengers (Comics), The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Peter Parker, Uraraka Ochako, Gwen Stacy, Iida Tenya, Azura | Thena, Bakugou Katsuki, Laura Kinney, Asui Tsuyu, Ellie Phimister, Kirishima Eijirou, Ken Mack, Mineta Minoru, Ned Leeds, Yaoyorozu Momo, Rachel Summers, Kaminari Denki, Flash Thompson, Jirou Kyouka, Kevin Masterson, Sero Hanta, Nico Minoru, Tokoyami Fumikage, Jonas Graymalkin, Aoyama Yuuga, Roberto da Costa, Ojiro Mashirao, Taki Matsuya, Ashido Mina, Mary Jane Watson, Satou Rikidou, Lyra (She-Hulk), Shouji Mezou, Santo Vaccarro, Kouda Kouji, Groot (Marvel), Hagakure Tooru, Rikki Barnes, Todoroki Shouto, Victor Mancha, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Tony Stark, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Steve Rogers, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Nebula (Marvel), Thanos (Marvel), Friday (Marvel), Ebony Maw, Corvus Glaive, Proxima Midnight, Cull Obsidian, Guardians of the Galaxy Team, Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon, Drax the Destroyer, Mantis (Marvel), Monoma Neito, Kid Loki (Young Avengers), Kendou Itsuka, Liz Allan, Shiozaki Ibara, Sally Avril, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Robbie Reyes, Honenuki Juuzou, Sooraya Qadir, Shouda Nirengeki, Chase Stein, Awase Yousetsu, Johnny Gallo, Tsuburaba Kousei, Betty Brant, Kaibara Sen, Jubilation Lee, Bondo Kojirou, Sha Shan Nguyen, Yanagi Reiko, Jimmy Marks | Hybrid, Shishida Juurouta, Kenny McFarlane, Kuroiro Shihai, James Santini | Batwing, Kodai Yui, Cassie Lang, Rin Hiryuu, Ava Ayala, Komori Kinoko, Robbie Baldwin, Kamakiri Togaru, Julie Power, Tsunotori Pony, Benito Serrano, Tokage Setsuna, Humberto Lopez, Fukidashi Manga, David Alleyne, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Class 1-B (My Hero Academia), Avengers Team (MCU)

Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Peter Parker, Tony Stark & Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Midoriya Izuku/Uraraka Ochako, Peter Parker/Gwen Stacy

Additional Tags: Crossover, Friendship, Crossover Pairings, Alternate Universe, Semi-Alternate Universe, The Marvel world is in the MHA world, Getting to Know Each Other, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

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