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#Halakahs#overintellectualization#pulpit's#Merrick#six-winged#pedlers#suberinization#queasy#successes#rectangularity#lades#suits#tetracene#chrysomelid#mismeets#unannunciative#arculite#Orestes#Drances#unfierce
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playing around with ideas for miss crown
#tlt#the locked tomb#my art#coronabeth tridentarius#coronabath the third#wip#i havent painted in AGES#feels WEIRD#must make the ladee nasty#it is the third house way
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The Battle of Hjørungavåg - for the Mythtalia March by @hwsevents
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"Never have Danes held such a battle with Norwegians, not before nor since" - Fagrskinna.
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The battle of Hjørungavåg took place outside the Norwegian coast in the year 986, and was a sea battle between an invading Danish army and a defending Norwegian one. It was a battle of great national significance as the ruling Earl Håkon defended the country against the Danish King Svein Tjugeskjegg aided by the Joms Vikings, who wanted to take control over Norway and christen it.
The battle begun after some farmers tricked the Danes into believeing Earl Håkon only had 2-3 ships with him. They charged forth and got surprised by 50 ships lying in wait for them.
It was a fierce battle, and despite the element of surprise, the Norwegians suffered heavy losses early on. Most of the losses were with Earl Håkon, who fought against Svein Tjugeskjegg, a fight so intense that he had to shed his chainmail as it had become torn apart by all the weapons hitting him. Håkon's sons Eirik and Svein Håkonson fought against the Joms Vikings, Eirik saving his brother. This is when the battle turns.
Suddenly, a terrifying storm hits, with fierce waves of hail. The storm seemed almost magic and supernatural, and on the side of the Norwegians. Had the pagans used dark magic? It is said that Earl Håkon had sacrificed his 7 year old son Erling in a ritual for victory (probably false). The Earls of Lade had a connection to the female godess and spirit Torgerd Hølgebrud, who was called on whenever the family was in need. She came along with her sister and other valkyries on horses with bows and arrows, sending hail towards their enemies.
Torgerd is interpreted as an ancient fertility spirit, and these spirits are also connected with a warrior aspect. They protected certain families and are some of the oldest creatures in the pre-Christian Norse religion.
The supernatural warrior spirits was a convenient excuse for why Svein Tjugeskjegg fled the battle; it was impossible to fight against gods and trolls. It also supported the savage ways of the pagan religion.
As Svein flees, he leaves the Joms Vikings behind to be captured by the Earls. They were about to be executed by beheading, but one of them managed to get a hold of the sword and chop the head off the man about to kill him. Eirik Håkonson is impressed by this and grants them their freedom.
#mythtalia march#hetalia#historical hetalia#aph norway#aph denmark#hws norway#hws denmark#again; any excuse to talk about Eirik Jarl - my fave historical person 🥰🥰🥰#more historical notes: the son Erling was probably older and fought along his family in the battle - not sacrificed for victory#and as most sources are mostly christian propaganda it is clear that the respect they had for the Earls of Lade is genuine#there are so many stories surrounding the Earls of Lade that show the quality of them - even though they were pagan#The Earls of Lade were based in Trondheim and mainly ruled over Trøndelag - but at this point they also had control over Norway as a whole#but it should be noted that “Norway” at this point /probably/ didn't include some parts around Oslo - we are not entirely certain here#not very pleased with how the drawings turned out - but I guess the story here is the most important part 😔😔
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SCC annoying each other
realizing now that none of these really fit the prompt(s) but when i started it i felt like it did. this is a scene from a thing i’m writing. this is literally the ending HDBDNDNJDN
#i was particularly happy to draw kk running up the stairs on all fours + sweet falling face down but the battery acid lading right side up#the art gallery#the monarch’s court#deltarune#scc#don’t tag as ship#capsei#implied :]
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#john frusciante#frusciante#meme#john frusciante meme#niandra lades and usually just a t-shirt#niandra lades#red hot chili peppers#rhcp#rhcp meme
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🍄 A Mushroom-Loving Boy | Jade Leech x Reader
>> requested: no
>> a/n: yayyy happy birthday @epelys!!
>> masterlist: here!!
>> summary: youre goddamn smitten for jade
>> reader prns: they/them
>> warning(s): second person; yuu ≠ you; reader is depicted to be shorter than jade
As eccentric as you were, you didn't know if this was going to be the best idea. Staring at the field of flowers, you didn't know which ones to pick for your crush. You knew that if you didn't pick the right ones, there was a high chance he would hate you for all of eternity. Reaching down to pick a hydrangea, you paused.
It had finally hit you, that he didn't like flowers. For the seven's sake, he had a club that ventured into the mountains! On top of that, he's even offered you some mushroom soup! Standing back up, you made a bee-line for Ramshackle dorm.
Entering the building, you went up the stairs two at a time.
"Is everything alright?" Yuu hollered up from the bottom of the staircase.
"Yeah, don't worry about it!" you yelled back, rummaging through the things in your room. "Just looking for— Aha!"
You held up a small woven basket that was covered in dust, claiming to be victorious. You coughed as you brushed off the dust, and then walked down the stairs.
"What were ya lookin for?" Grim inquired, looking around Yuu's legs.
"Just an old basket," you smiled, heading towards the door. "I've got some foraging to do."
Now in the mountains, you searched everywhere for mushrooms, picking every other one you found. carefully, you arranged them inside your wooden basket using immense care so you didn't rip one in any way.
After a while, you stopped to stare at your haul. With over 20 different mushrooms in your basket, you figured that it was a good enough gift for Jade.
"Ah, Floyd!" you call out the next day.
The teal haired boy turned around to see you running up to him. "Shrimpy?"
"Floyd, could you tell me where your brother is?"
"Why d'ya wanna know that?" he bends to your height and ruffles your hair. "He's over at the garden, but why don't ya say heeeeeereee—"
"Thank you so much, Floyd!" you smile before dashing off.
"Jade?" you cautiously step into the botanical garden, wary of stray tails.
Getting no answer, you wander around the garden until you spot a head of teal hair. "Jade!"
"Ah, yes?" he smiles, lifting his goggles off of his eyes.
"I brought you something!" you lift up the basket filled with mushrooms. "I thought you would like to cook with them.
"Oh! What a lovely surprise!" he takes the basket from your hands. "Did you know, that this mushroom is used to poison people? And this one is..."
You stopped listening as he talked about the mushrooms, only dopily watching his face light up as he talked. God, were you so in love.
>> twst taglist: @tulipluvlettr | @ghost-hyacinth | @oseathepebble | @ventisaircurrent | @pastelmages | @xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin | @booming-spam | @menherasy | @jeidoleech | @oepionie | @queerlordsimon | @kyraxiyn | @rayisalive
#twstnexus#jade leech#lade leech x reader#twst jade#twst jade leech#jade x reader#twisted wonderland#twst#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#jade twisted wonderland#@.twst.works
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#art#my art#eldrtchmn#weapons#he'll lade#inventory commission#character inventory#commission work#working on thissss#4 more item awaits
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Lost in the wild nature of tropical islands 🏝️🤍 !.
#Koh lao lading#Tropical#Island#Vibes#Sea#Ocean#Waves#downfalldestiny#downfall#life#magic destinations#magical world#magic moments#Away
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Het Magnus Instituut was een organisatie gewijd aan academisch onderzoek naar het esoterische en het bovennatuurlijke, gevestigd in Manchester, Engeland. In 1999 is het volledig afgebrand. Er waren geen overlevenden. Nu, bijna 25 jaar later, zijn Alice en Sam, twee laaggeplaatste ambtenaren bij de ondergefinancierde Dienst voor Incidentenbeoordeling en Respons, verzeild geraakt in zijn geschiedenis. Een geschiedenis die hen in levensgevaar zal brengen.
#dutch tmagp#continuing a great legacy of translating tma stuff for absolutely no reason other than i enjoy it#tmagp#joos yaps#tmagp s1#ik kan maar niet besluiten hoe 'Office' het beste vertaald kan worden#'Bureau' geeft de afkorting BIBR en dat is leuk. maar dekt de lading vlgns mij niet volledig#oh well.#delete later#dutch tma
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This video. I've not even finished it and I'm falling apart. Sitting on the bus grinning like a loon.
#dip n pip#dan and phil#honestly I'm just so happy for them#the GROWTH necessary for them to be comfortable doing this#just the casual was phil said ways we've fucked up photos#soothing#as a fellow queer im so proud#with a side of#my parasocially attatched inner 13 year old self freaking the fuck out#gonna totaly date myslef by sayong this would have lade her “squee”#hell#it made my fully adult#home owning#bill paying#basically married but without the paperwork self squee#i love them your honour
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u think ur funny but slurs are serious. u cant just say them all, prick. i dont say wutever slurs i want when i want to.
Then you will not be exploded by a slur returning back to you after bowing to me?
#Nowhere in that ask did i say i used all the slurs haha checkmate#anon#i just think its a weird question?? So i lade a joke about it#Do you guys keep little booklets of all the slurs you can use without getting beaten with a brick?#because if so can i have a look in the booklet for a little <-- ALSO JOKE
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I love media where there's a new character that's gnc/non binary and the characters who don't know them automatically know what pronouns to use. Imagine if it was that easy in real life
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