dragonfatherofficial
Jail Crow of Mandos
Melkor/Tyelpë/Morgoth • they/he/it • ADHD + AVPD • Arda's Biggest Stinker • #1 Mairon simp • The true Lord of the Rings • currently being held hostage in a human body
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coming out of purgatory for one second
Sneaky sneaky
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Okay really, rate the mona lisa out of 10
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This is your regular reminder that Lee Pace (Thranduil) is queer and married to a man and Craig Parker (Haldir) is gay.
Just so you know 🥰
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Please I beg I need Copia belly pics all the ones you've got
oh wtf I don’t have many. bro I was literally looking through my albums and these two are the only ones I could find who am I
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WHAT DO I EVEN SAY
#How do i describe these faces#derp (outdated term)#babe your eyes are pretty but uh#shadow of mordor#talion#shadow of shitposts
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angry kitty
#I’M SCREAMING MY THROAT DRY#BAHAHHA BEAUTIFUL#my poor little meow meow#talion#altho i personally see him as a bear#big burly chubby bear#RAINYA LOOK HE CAN JOIN THE CAT SQUAD
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Melkor is either the chillest, most laid back dude you’ve ever met or the most fucking unhinged guy, there is no in between.
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This makes me think of Melkor for some unknown reason 😂😂
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Celebrimbor from the Shadows of Mordor, I love him, he's such a bitch there))
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reasoning in the tags!
#bless this post mannn#fuck russigon#fuck silvergifting#gal/bri what the fuck#why cant i pick more than one :(
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tolkien elvenkin culture is crying about how good elrond is, paragon of all the great houses of old and so humble and generous.
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i’m still screaming over the president of mexico releasing the supposed elf picture
like goddammit Feyrin you fucking blew our cover nice going man 🙄
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lord have mercy (or dont cause Ashgarn is Merciless)
#bruh be fr man#shadow of war#uruk hai#dayuUuuUmM#i told myself i wouldn’t get attached to these orcs#but noooo i fuckin want him
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Melkor, returning to Angband from Valinor: HONEY IM HOME!!! :DDD
Mairon, Reading a Magazine on Melkor’s throne: Welcome home dear, did you pick up the milk and eggs on your way home like I asked?
Melkor:……I forgot.
Mairon: You FORGOT?! Really?! I sent you a list! What in the Void did you bring back then?!
Melkor, hiding the Silmarills behind his back: nothing…
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hey girl. sorry to bother but your husband insulted me in the face. yeah you are cursed now. sorry. your husband? oh don't worry i strapped him to a stone chair where he will watch you suffer. no?... oh. alright. sorry. yeah no it's permanent. sorry. good luck i guess. yeah.
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