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eileenslibrary · 2 months

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Man Of The Hour

A/N: Just needed some fluff today so I wrote this, hope you enjoy

Tiny Dragon! Zhongli x GN! Reader

Warnings: Only mentions of work stress and crying, Zhongli is a lil shit, fluff, me listening to Norah Jones too much.

Song: Man Of The Hour, by Norah Jones

GIF is not mine

“It’s him or me”

The two men stand in the doorway looking at you incredulously as the tiny dragon sits in your lap you look up at him “Neither I am happy now” you hum petting behind his ears as the dragon purrs like a cat.

That’s what he said

But I can’t choose between a vegan and a pothead

The two men scoff and leave your house the door slamming behind them the dragon curling his small tail around your wrist and letting out a big yawn.

So I choose you because you’re sweet

And you give me lots of lovin’ and you eat meat

“No more complicated meals for us huh?” you pick him up from under the shoulders and flop onto your back looking up at him, his little tongue stuck out of the side of his mouth you chuckle and pull him under your chin.

And that’s how you became

My only man of the hour

The tiny dragon wiggles in your arms as the sunlight peaks into the curtains before dancing over your head “It’s not breakfast yet” you grumble grabbing the tiny cat serpent and tucking him into your arms.

You never lie

And you don’t cheat

He stands on his hindquarters as he watches you cut up the salmon you chuckle at the cuteness throwing him a piece for him to catch and eat.

And you don't have any baggage tied to your forefeet

You boop his little nose when you return home immediately falling onto the bed to say hi to your little dragon your work attire ruffled from a long day. “So quiet in here?” you hum picking him up and placing him on his pillow his tail swatting in excitement, watching as you switch into his favorite hoodie immediately slipping into the big pocket his head coming out one side, his cute butt out the other.

Do I deserve, to be the one, who will feed you breakfast, lunch,

And dinner and take you to the park at dawn

He peaks out of the top of your shirt as you meet with your friends downtown his forked tongue peaking out taking in the new smells, you feel his tail wag as he smells all the delicious food. You chuckle as you approach Wanmin restaurant sitting with your friends as they coo at the tiny dragon poking his head from your shirt, you all order and feed some of your noodles to the little one until he slips into a food coma.

Will you really be

My only man of the hour

You feel the tiny dragon climb up your pants with his tiny claws as you wait for your coffee to be done as you read the paper, he finds your lap and curls still sleepy, you stroke one of his horns making him purr in content as he naps on your lap.

I know you'll never bring me flowers

Flowers they will only die

You once again find a shiny rock on your bed waiting for you on your bedside table, They weren’t flowers but it was just as meaningful, you stash it in one of the drawers with the other knick nacks he brought you.

And though you'll never take a shower together

You put him in the bath with you as you rinse the grime off his scales making him pout as the mud falls from him “No rolling in mud Rex! It tracks mud into the house” you scold washing under his belly.

I know you'll never make me cry

You sink in front of the door sobs wracking your body from the hard day at work, Rex’s little head pops up from one of your boots yawning as he climbs out of it and walks over to you rubbing against your leg and getting your attention, you look up and peak at him before scooping him up into your arms sobbing into the soft scruff of his neck.

You never argue

You swing him around at the soft jazz making you smile as he gives you an odd look, none of your significant others did this with you always breaking into an argument due to your “childish” nature. You kiss his snoot pulling him into your arms once again and cuddling him next to your heart.

You don't even talk

Even though he can’t talk he does make a bunch of ruckus as he ruffles in your sock drawer making you chase after him when he grabs one of your socks his tale wagging frantically as you try to corner him and grab the sock but he dashes between your feet. “Oh come here you little shit!” you huff chasing after him as he climbs up the towel holder, you finally grab him and gently yank the soaking sock from his mouth making sure not to hurt him.

And I like the way you let me lead you

When we go outside and walk

You bought a chicken harness so you could take him out on walks as you stroll down the harbor the gold collar that has REX in bold red lettering. He leads you down the harbor and sits on the dock you sit next to him and swing your legs over the edge your socks and shoes to the side as you dip your toes watching the fish swim by.

Will you really be

My only man of the hour?

He was glad you dumped those pea brains and lived this nice life with your cute dragon, maybe someday you’ll catch him in his human form and he’ll tell you his true feelings for you, maybe he’ll finally swing you around the living room, bring you flowers, and finally share a shower with you.

My only man of the hour.

#fluff #zhongli x you #genshin zhongli #zhongli x reader #zhongli #genshin liyue #genshin impact #norah jones

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skellys-selfships · 4 months

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Rayman relationship headcanons {gender neutral reader}

(side note: while these hc's are based on the canon Rayman, i haven't picked a specific version from the games, kinda an amalgamation if you will, anyways enjoy! i'm a bit rusty at this </3)

• it wasn't hard to get closer to Rayman as a friend seeing as he's very outgoing. the idea of dating however was completely unexpected to him

• he slept for 100 years he doesn't know crap about confessing feelings (poor bby😭)

• he's not gonna be the one to make the first move, as much as he wants to

• much to your surprise, under that energetic personality, he's pretty sappy when given affection

• he doesn't usually like when people try to touch his hair, but you're an exception ;)

• on rare occasions when not overwhelmed by shyness, he'll discreetly grab hold of your hand, or when the two of you are alone, he'll nuzzle his snoot against your neck

• give him lil scratches under his chin, he purrs-

• he really likes it when you sing to him <3 he'll absolutely return the favor

• while expressing his feelings with words is a bit nerve-wracking for him, he finds others ways to show you he cares, leaving you small gifts and surprising you with flowers are just a few ways he does so

• if you ever catch him off guard by saying something extremely flirtatious, he'll go completely silent but his entire face going red gives away how you make him feel

• when you show him physical affection, he'll always return the favor, it just takes a little courage for him to do so

• he really likes nuzzling and kissing your neck and shoulders, not justvbecause you're particularly sensitive there, but those are both parts of the body he lacks, he's really curious 👁👁

• he is awful and extremely cheesy at flirting but is genuinely sweet when the two of you are alone and he tries his best to just let you know how he feels

• in terms of heroes capable of incredible feats, he's pretty humble. but if you ever call him "your hero" he'll nearly melt into a puddle

• you're the first partner he's really had, don't embarrass him too much when he introduces you to his friends

• if you ever ask him why his limbs float, don't. he has no clue either don't ask him if "other parts" of him float too, he will curl up into his own hoodie out of embarrassment and not come out

• he's a good listener, not just because he's a man of few words but he's just naturally a problem solver to his core

• the longer the two of you are together, the more his outgoing nature rubs off into his love life, you find him initiating things more, coming up behind you to surprise you with a little kiss every now n then

• while he's very sweet and chipper, he has 0 issue with fighting for you, wether in your honor or to ever rescue you

• no matter how old he is, he's never too old to be a bit silly, it's easy for him to brighten the mood with half of the faces he pulls. sometimes during very inopportune moments he'd look at you with the most goofy expression just to make you burst out laughing with no context

• he takes care of you so much and never asks for anything im return, getting affection and praise from you makes him simply wanna explode sometimes. he absolutely adores you💜🧡

#me writing #f/o stuff #hc's #headcanon #relationship headcanons #Rayman #rayman x reader #Rayman headcanons #x reader #fluff headcanons #self ship #self shipping community

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mrghostrat · 5 months

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OK IM ANSWERING ASKS!! open for some delightful streamer au headcanons

Anonymous asked:

ohh y'all mentioned how crowley / aziraphale would react to edits and ... oh god the chaos of a media share stream crowley would ABSOLUTELY be swarmed with simping clips, no matter how good he thinks he is at copyright striking oh and song requests after singing reveal oh ANDDD things in French that are just. vile (complementary) he would probably not do media shares for a looooooong while after that lmao

this has such chat jukebox energy oh my god. i love media streams, they're insanity, which makes them perfect for crowley.

and poor sod, when he finally thinks he's escaped the last of the simp clips, chat starts sending him seemingly "innocuous" songs to play. good old fashioned lover boy. pale blue eyes. a nightingale sang. HMMM there seems to be a theme here........

@genderlessjacky asked:

okay okay "How Long Can We Protect Aziraphale From Dying game" is amazing , love it , no criticisms at all . but what if we go the other way Aziraphale is a GOD at COD or Halo or whatnot lets just say before he became a cozy streamer , he used to play like a crapton of shooter games when he was younger or when they came out and played them for YEARS in his younger ages until he got bored and started baking and reading and stuff , discovered it was his passion and continues doing it , streams it ectect and when this happens everyone expects like "Omg he is gonna get killed in the first 5 seconds but ends up carrying the entire team to victory and everyone is like "WHAT." so confused that this innocent , plump old angelic man who cooks and reads and barates anyone who swears , got 20 kills in a row in COD?? while not swearing and barating anyone in chat who does?? is my life a lie???????? Bonus : Crowley , Anathama and Newton had no knowledge of this. at all. like he just assumed that they already knew he was really good at this and when they ask him ab it he goes like "hm? i thought you already knew?" and the others going "WELL CLEARLY NOT."

aziraphale is a man of many talents 😂 i personally can't picture him enjoying games that revolve around killing and hurting people, but i love when he can constantly surprise everyone and crowley with out of pocket talents and hobbies ehehehe

Anonymous asked:

I would like to suggest the Western Hognose as a most patient and cuddly snake to be delivered during snake delivery, they are funky little tubes with no neck and cute upturned snoots

UGH THEY'RE SO CUTE I WANNA KISS EM. i drew crowley's snake as a big black python but now i can't stop imagining him with a little guy that hides up his sleeve while he games and is small enough that people might not notice it immediately......... aziraphale's hand reaching into frame with a guy wrapped around it, and they just kind of sit there half holding hands while they wait for the snake to slither from one wrist to another.

Anonymous asked:

Your art inspires a hc…. Someone (Crowley, probably) gets Aziraphale a pair of purple round glasses and when the do streams together they match

omg aziraphale with blue light glasses that look like his little reading glasses from the show 🥺

@samsteacup asked:

So Streamer AU won't leave my mind. So I gotta share this. I understand if you don't put it into your ff, it's your story but your followers might enjoy it. :D 1. Aziraphale collaborates in Crowley's stream where they wanna play a game. (some shooter) and they set up Aziraphale character together but Aziraphale spends way too long to perfect him. Crowley is all patient and all and then when they start playing Aziraphale just can't handle the controls for the love of god. So Crowley helps him and it's a fucking disaster, he's furiously protecting Aziraphale in game while simultaneously trying to explain to him what to do. But Crowley is incredibly patient, even when they lose because Aziraphale accidentally shoots someone from their own team. The chat loses it because he usually is so short tempered in streams. Aziraphale is still a bit overwhelmed and frustrated that he completely ignores the chat. Which is good because people are shipping them to death and writing the wildest (naughtiest) theories of what already happened to make Crowley so gentle and patient. So Crowley just bans them all. 2. Another collaboration but this time on Aziraphale's channel. They are baking Christmas cookies together while talking about the holidays, gift buying, songs and other cute traditions/Christmas memories. While preparing the dough Crowley is a bit too aggressive while kneeding the wet with the dry ingredients and he gets a cloud of flour into his face. Aziraphale chuckles and cleans his face with some wash cloth. They continue baking and having a great time. Though Crowley constantly steals the leftover dough from Aziraphale, after he punches out the forms with the cutter. While waiting for the cookies to bake and cool, they start making the icing and drink wine. Crowley kinda overdoes it with the wine and gets a bit tipsy. So at some point he just dips his finger in icing and holds it to Aziraphale's face, who gets all flustered but eventually eats the icing of Crowley's finger. (Which will definitely not end up a GIF that forever haunts both of them in their streams) When they finally start icing the cookies, Crowley is not just tipsy anymore but properly drunk. So half of the Santa cookies get penises or boobs or both. And Aziraphale just rolls his eyes, says "You're being silly" (yes, exactly in that voice!) and takes away the wine from Crowley.

what the fuck im so FED

crowley switching on his patience to help aziraphale in a new situation like 😭 "i won't leave you on your own"

IT SOUNDS LIKE CROWLEY JUST STRAIGHT UP FORGETS THEY'RE LIVE and gets caught up just havin a fun time oh my lord!! 😭😭😭

@squirrellegion26 asked:

hiiiiii hi hi SIR IM ADDRESSING UR STREAMER AU. im in love with itttttt buttt what if what if what if crowley’s head pops up in one of azi’s streams like a frickin cat over the counter and chat is like “ohhh myyy goodness he’s adorable!!!” and azi’s like “oh, hello, my dear” and then crowley’s like “see ya peace” and then slinks back to whatever dark hole he slithered out of anyway SO MUCH LOVE TO UR AU I LOVE IT I CANT WAIT UNTIL UR FIC COMES OUT I LOVE U OKAY BYR

thpfht it's giving

Anonymous asked:

I just found your good omens streamer au and I'm instantly obsessed, I love the concept and ideas so much. This scenario instantly came into my head aswell and I wanted to share!! Like Crowley just did a really long stream and wants to go sleep and doesn't end up fully stopping the stream by accident, so the viewers see him after he thinks he ended stream and he just calls out "Angel, I need hugs now" and just walks off without knowing the stream is still going. And everyone in chat goes crazy trying to let anyone know the stream is still going but also with the fact they saw Crowley switch to his soft side so quickly!! And either Anathema calls Crowley to tell him it's still going and he runs back cursing to turn it off... OR...Aziraphale goes into the room to maybe collect the mug of coffee he made for Crowley and finds the stream still going and the chat going MAD over it trying to get his attention but also freaking out that it's Aziraphale.

oh lord have mercy on m for all this second hand anxiety but

you GOT ME with the mask switching from streamer mode to soft tired angel hugs mode, i'm punching myself in the face

i imagine that footage of aziraphale walking onto crowley's room for mug collection is like cryptid footage that occasionally circulates the gossip subreddits even after crowley has deleted the vod

Anonymous asked:

i literally just found your streamer AU and i have read EVERY MORSEL YOU HAVE ABOUT IT. i am so excited to read the fic when you’re finished with it! all i can think about is Aziraphale sliding things under Crowleys door if its locked while he’s streaming. and its the most random things every time, and of course it gets turned into a compilation posted somewhere. i just think that idea is silly. AGAIN I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS AND EVERYTHING YOU SHARE ABOUT IT!! 💕

hthfph THANK YOU FOR SHARING HEADCANONS i mean it, it's so fun and silly and i love that everyone is getting into this together ✨

#ineffable streamers #ask a rat

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sharkdream3421 · 2 years

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Casual Life and Relationship Headcanons (Gang Orca, Hound Dog)

Authors Note: I like writing for underrated characters. It makes me sad and a little mad when the characters I love don’t get the attention they deserve! So, it’s up to me and the community to fix it! Anyway enjoy some headcanons!

Gang Orca (Kugo Sakamata):

I think he has two U’s in his name by the way. It says so on his character sheet. But I prefer using one U in his name.

Waking up and seeing your orca husbando in bed is like heaven to you.

You love to cuddle closely to his chest and hear his heart beat.

Kugo loves having you in his arms and snuggled close to his body.

If you wake up, you aren't getting out of bed until at least 15 minutes has past by.

When you wake up, you kiss his rostrum. How ADORABLE!

Your foreheads also bump into each other lovingly. It's his version of a kiss or a sign of his affection towards you.

Doesn't matter if your making cereal, coffee, waffles, or whatever. Kugo will always wrap his big arms around you and nuzzle his rostrum to your neck.

"I love you more than the sea, my seashell."

Kugo in pajamas is so adorable!

He will usually just wear shorts and a plain white t-shirt to bed though.

Sometimes he will wear the shorts that you got him for his birthday recently. The shorts have orca's on them and ONLY wears them in private.

Kugo will usually go to bed shirtless so you can touch his muscular body, but sometimes a shirt will stay on.

The man is so wholesome. He is so gentle with you and it's very adorable.

You guys will cuddle on the couch and watch a movie. You can watch whatever you want except for VERY mature movies. Kugo dislikes those.

If you catch or hear about Kugo as Gang Orca swearing at a student. He's in it for the long haul of talking you out of it.

Fun Fact: In My Hero One's Justice 2, Gang Orca calls Inasa Yoarashi a "little shit." Watch your language Kugo!!!

You forgive him in the end, but remind him just because he's teaching a class and is in charge doesn't mean he can be ruthless and call people after swear words.

Kugo knows what you're saying, but he says its part of holding his reputation and students need to learn the hard way around.

"Promise me you will at least stop calling them after swear words Kugo?

"No promises, but I'll try for you."

This man has captured your heart, so you'll forgive him. You give him a kiss on his rostrum as thanks.

If you get in an argument with him, he's usually the one who tries to die down the tense atmosphere and will try to find a solution to the problem.

He won't yell at you. But one day if he does, he regrets it a lot and will apologize and will even get you something nice.

Ever since you got in a relationship with him, he starts to go out a little more often with you when he's not on hero business.

You can find his causal outfit design by Horikoshi. Like I said in my Proposal Headcanons. This man is chill when he's not on hero business.

Going shopping with Mr. Whale is so awesome. You hold hands, while picking out groceries.

Oh yeah, the kids are afraid of him, but when you convince them that he's really nice. He gets cute nicknames from the kids.

"Sorry Mr. Whale, have fun with your girlfriend!"

He just blushes some shades of red and looks away embarrassed. The big softie...

After a long day, you both like to start a bath and bathe in each other's presence.

You both like to just sit in the tub as your head rests against his chest and his big arms are around your waist.

Not often, but he can do small spurts of water with his blow hole to tease you. It just makes you laugh, and he just enjoys seeing you happy.

If you see Shishido in public. Be prepared for a bunch of insults.

Hound Dog (Ryo Inui):

Furry boy!!!!!!

The man sleeps shirtless all the time. He likes it when you pet him and when your hands go through his fur.

Your face is going to be smelly and wet because this guy likes licking you a lot! He does have a dog quirk after all.

Got a paper cut? Lick.

Kissing? Boop the snoot and lots of licking.

He's just going to lick all of your problems away.

I recommend that you touch his hair a lot. He loves it.

So, you should consider giving him belly rubs. He loves them a lot, and you could use it as a nice way to torture him.

Inui can be a little forceful in your relationship at times, but he’s trying to improve on being more gentle around you.

He gets upset easily, but not as much around you. Your presence is calming and he knows he can vent out his frustration to you.

He vents his frustration in doggy noises, which you find very cute.

It’s a little hard to find out what he’s saying in his dog language. So, you have to calm him down so he can speak in his normal language.

Although, every time you hear Inui speaking doggy language. You start to slowly understand what he’s trying to say.

You bet your quirk with being able to easily communicate with animals has something to do with it.

Even though Inui can be mad. He would never intentionally hurt you. If he did, he would be mad at himself for it.

Any kind acts that you do would result in some part of your body being licked, gifts, or something special he wants to do for you.

You can find his causal outfit design by Horikoshi. He has a bit more of a street style to him.

He loves to watch soccer on multiple occasions. He will even sometimes plan a date to a soccer game.

He won’t force you to go to a soccer game. Just politely decline and you both will find something else to do.

His tough demeanor is not really there when you two hang out. Your presence calms him down. If he does get a little riled up just pet his hair, he’ll start to calm down.

Going shopping with him is wonderful. Loves holding your hand and knowing that you’re always there.

Make-out sessions are nice and definitely an intimate moment between you two.

He does get jealous!

Watch out dudes, if Inui sees them flirting with you or touching you more than just a hand shake he’s coming!

He wants to tear them to pieces! You can fix that by petting him and telling him that you’ll only be his.

Society may look at him as a caged animal, but he’s just this sweet, loving person.

He wants to protect you, and will always just be a phone call or text message away.

Bonus:

Hearing him whine is just so… freaking cute!

Give him kisses and huggies, and he’ll feel better.

Cuddling also helps, make that sadness go away!

Masterlist

#gang orca x reader #gang orca #my hero academia #kuugo sakamata #kugo sakamata #hound dog #hound dog x reader #Ryo Inui

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spikedsoul · 1 year

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What I can imagine each alternate version of Bowser would gift to Maid-Chan as a flower bouquet

3D Bowser: Piranha plants and Lilies, promptly are squished when they start trying to bite her.

Paper Bowser: A bouquet of roses and daises that are similarly made of paper and are flat.

Pixel Bowser: A bouquet of red, blue, and yellow daisies made of pixels.

either way, all of them get a thank you and a small kiss on the snoot. 😆

Her husband is maybe a little jealous the other Bowsers are giving her flowers and getting kisses, but he won't let them see his insecurity. But the moment they're alone, he turns to her with his best puppy dogs eyes.

Bowser: you... liked my flowers the best, right? Even though they was a little snappy?

Camelee, taking her husband's head in her hands: Of course, sweet man. How do snuggles sound?

Bowser as he collects his wife into his arms: yeah, let's do that!

Jessanthony gives her husband a sweet kiss on the lips to remind him she's his and no one else's

#bowser #bowser x reader #bowser x y/n #super mario bros

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jennhoney · 7 months

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Ugh my baby sister was born tricky and suspicious. One time, years ago, my Sunday online game had just started and all of a sudden our game conversations stopped and Nickname said, “JENNIFER WHAT IS GOING ON BEHIND YOU?!?” And I turned to see Murble and Fafner wrestling on my bed. I hadn’t heard them come in because I had my headphones on. I explained to my game group that Fafner needed to take meds while diving in to steady Faf. By the end, all of us coated in olive oil, probably even my long distance friends.

I’ve been doing the pills this go around because I feel Faf’s and my dynamic is a little less chaotic but I don’t know anymore man. Two nights ago she threw up a few hours after her evening pills. Last night I had a bad angle(because she was under my bed) and couldn’t tilt her head back in the usual way so she just stared at me NEVER SWALLOWING AGAIN as her antibiotics dissolved all over us.

This morning she was absolutely mind bogglingly impressive. She doesn’t like deception she will detect a pill hidden in any form and flick it from her tasty treat. So I try to just be honest, “look you have to swallow this. And then I will leave you alone and you can have as many treats as you want.” It mostly works. So this morning we were having our usual tiny struggles as I calmly talked to her, “you just have to swallow the pill and then it’s done and we can have breakfast!” And she swallowed several times. I waited another moment because she has tricked me before. I let go of her snoot and kissed her on the head watching to see if she spit out anything. She took some bits of cheese from my hand and ate them. Jumped down from Murble’s bed walked to the corner of the room and flicked the pill out of her mouth onto the carpet. So we had to start all over again with a pill that was half dissolved but we got it done.

#jennhoney personal log #fafner the???

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tripleyeeet · 2 months

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i was tagged by @heartman to list my top 10 movies so here we go! :)

ex machina (lmao this is the only gif i could find, so enjoy hot, bald oscar isaac)

2. kiss kiss bang bang

3. mad max: fury road

4. spider-man: into the spider-verse (across also because i can't choose between them, sorry!)

5. snatch

6. brick

7. arrival

8. blade runner 2049

9. interstellar

10. mr. right

tagging (no pressure): @justporo @bearhugsandshrugs @tatterings @bloodlessbhaalbabe @lipstickghoulie @gunslingerorchid @imgoingtofreakoutnow @earth2bucky @boop-le-snoot @megs-98

#tag game

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hemoplagued · 2 months

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Robin gazes down with half lidded eyes and lifts the bat’s chin up to kiss his nose gently - “is this how you intend to get my attention from now on, darling?”

Sprawled upon the mage's lap with a rather strange scene to anyone who would’ve passed by briefly. Vladimir, in the guise of a pale bat lay on his lover. Chattering away, only to halt when his lovers lips pressed ever so gently upon the flat of his nose.

His tiny ears perk, the soft wet tip of his snoot leaving a small print on robins lips. Causing the little bat to snort and then sneeze. His large red eyes peered upwards at the other who looked ever so adoringly down at him.

He looked rather pathetic, mundane even; like a timid little pet that Robin had tamed so easily. But Vlad assumed thats what had happened, he was tamed by such a darling little mage. One that he had so eagerly allowed to put a collar and leash on his neck. Keeping him from his rampant bouts of violence and cravings. Yes, this was his own choice, his beloved that he had adored ever so much. Who spoke to him in such a way that almost made him feel like that perhaps he could feel human once more. But such wishes were far gone, so his little moments of serenity were welcomed easily.

Wings grip the fabrics of Robins clothes, pulling the pale creature from his lap up to his stomach. Then his chest - finally Vladimir hid himself in the crook of the man's neck. His small face was buried within pale locks to block the sun from his face. He felt peace.

#;『letters』#;『sweet songbird』♥ robin #witchcraftandburialdirt #; go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring. ⸻ inbox ask

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watatsumiis · 1 year

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self ship assumptions:

1) you would let ayato bite you to get your attention (he is a little bit feral to me but perhaps i am biased/projecting as an ayato/zhongli kin* myself)

*i use this word very loosely i mostly mean i relate to them very very much

2) you would steal capitano's helmet if given the opportunity (assuming he has spares and it wouldn't hurt him to not be wearing it for a bit)

3) you would let yae miko impulsively nap on you and perhaps even pet her against your better judgement (she would turn a blind eye at the time because she enjoys it but later she would make it clear that she was aware that you were doing it... and probably tease you for it)

4) i think if you cooked with ayato it would end in horrible disaster (but you'd have fun probably); if you cooked with zhongli it would be a very soothing experience and you'd come out with a plethora of new knowledge and the food would be delicious, but it would be a full 12 hours to make one batch of dumplings (source: i made dumplings the other day and it took me 8 full hours)

5) I think you could convince Zhongli to nap in your lap I think you could do that and he'd enjoy it. bonus points for noodleli tiny rex lapis form and he'd let you pet him (even if he's a little confused about it).

(signed, @genshin-projection since it's a sideblog and i can't send asks from a sideblog 😔)

Omg

WHAT AN ASK TO WAKE UP TO /VPOS !!!! THESE ARE ALL ADORABLE AND ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY TRUE!!!! FERAL AYATO MY BELOVED!!! CAPPY HELMET YES PLEASE!!!!!

I would not be able to help myself from giving Miko pats she just looks very soft 😭 and yeah my cooking skill very much depends on who I'm doing it with HSKDJSKDJ but Ayato and I would definitely make a horrible mess (like one of those couples in some cheesy movie flicking flour on each other KAJDKAJDJS) OH MAN dumplings would be so nice right now but if I had to wait 12 hours. I would cry. Sorry Zhongli every time you turn your back I'm scooping ingredients into my mouth!!! Mhm mhm!!

Id love to have Zhongli nap in my lap!! As long as he can deal with the occasional leg jittery he should be fine :3 AND NOODLELI MY BELOVED HOLDS HIM CLOSE TO MY CHEST BUNDLES HIM UP IN A SOFT ITEM OF CLOTHING KISSES HIM ON THE SNOOT!!!!! he's like a tiny kitty I adore him 😭😭

#WAAAAAAAA this made me smile so much genuinely #Wriggles wriggles #Asks #General barks #Fav #Comfort tag #I don't talk about my self ships on here much but I have SOOOO many feelings #Thank you sosososo much for the ask :D

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