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moraxsthrone · 8 months

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◇ ZHONGLI CELEBRATION W THE SISTERWIVES (pt. 1) ◇

after FINALLY getting zhongli the day his rerun banner dropped, then leveling him to 90 last night, i held an impromptu celebration with my 2 OG sisterwives, @crystalflygeo & @zhxngii...it was a joyful evening filled with cool moves, sexy noises, and silly shenanigans...

we started by enjoying a bottle of osmanthus wine at mt. aocang...

next, we played with zhongli's shafts pillars...

then my zhongli busted a few moves while the others pretended to not know me...

after that, we engaged in some synchronized(?) flexing...

there was heavy sexual tension between the zhonglis...

spot the new zhongli haver...

(more in part 2)

#kel.shitposts #the geo daddy finally came home to his sugarmama!#zhongli sisterwives #sisterwife ang #sisterwife crys #zhongli #morax #geo daddy #long dong zhong #king daddy zhongli #the morax the better #the only god i would get on my knees for tbh

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kingdaddydaichi · 1 year

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WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO GET A SUGA EMOJI SET???

I DEMAND ANSWERS!!!

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moraxsthrone · 8 months

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zhongli: osmanthus wine... my son, from his bedroom down the hall: OH MY GOD

#kel.shitposts #i can't make this shit up #i wheezed #i've only had him for 3 days #funny that he got sick of it before me and he doesn't even have him (yet)

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moraxsthrone · 8 months

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◇ ZHONGLI CELEBRATION W THE SISTERWIVES (pt. 2) ◇

(cont'd from part 1)

we spent some time just standing there and looking cool...

finally, we made a bunch of sexy zhongli noises beating up ruin guards (and crys flexing her 102k burst)...

#kel.shitposts #the geo daddy finally came home to his sugarmama!#zhongli sisterwives #sisterwife crys #sisterwife ang #zhongli #morax #geo daddy #long dong zhong #king daddy zhongli #the morax the better #the only god i would get on my knees for tbh

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moraxsthrone · 1 year

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𝒔𝒂𝒚, 𝒌𝒂𝒆𝒚𝒂, 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒛𝒂𝒚𝒕𝒖𝒏 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒕 𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒎𝒆?

#kel.shitposts #kel.plays genshin ◇#just having a little fun w kaeya #this is what we get up to when we've had too much to drink in sumeru #kaeya #kaeya alberich #mondstadt represent

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moraxsthrone · 11 months

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i can't with this server...

@floraldresvi @zhxngii @sheepmc idk which of you were responsible for this but it was pure gold pllllleeesease 💀 IMMACULATE characterization!

#kel.shitposts #my fav chaotic himbo oni #and my girl shinobu #itto #arataki itto #shinobu just 😑#shinobu #kuki shinobu #arataki gang #i love my friends

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moraxsthrone · 8 months

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“great. this is where all the drunk people live.”

-my son, reading the note outside angel’s share

#kel.shitposts #he’s not wrong

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moraxsthrone · 10 months

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this is why i don't get shit done anymore.

@mysnowmanandmebaby @silentmoths @crystalflygeo @localplaguenurse

#kel.shitposts #zhongli siblingspouses ftw #this server tho

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kingdaddydaichi · 1 year

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HE QUICC

HE SLICC

BUT MOST IMPORTANT...

HE THICC

#king dom daddy daichi 👑#damn baby #😤😤😮‍💨#and you expect me to believe his cocc ain't thicc too?#bitch please 💅🏼#jfc look at his thighs #I SAID LOOK AT THEM 👁️👄👁️#MARK MY DAMN WORDS #YOU CAN BOUNCE A QUARTER OFF THAT ASS #MY HEART HURTS #daichi #daichi sawamura #haikyuu #hq #kel.shitposts #watashi no ichiban #i love him endlessly ∞

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moraxsthrone · 8 months

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what became of a harmless discussion between me and @zhxngii about teabagging zhongli...

#kel.shitposts #zhongli sisterwives

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kingdaddydaichi · 1 year

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fucks you slower and harder when you cum.

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moraxsthrone · 11 months

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he said "tooting my own horns" like 5 minutes ago and i'm still cackling like a hen...

#kel.shitposts #kel.plays genshin ◇#arataki itto #itto #itto's quest #himbo oni #i'm sure the fact that i took benadryl earlier and am now on my 2nd cocktail doesn't help w how funny this is

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kingdaddydaichi · 1 year

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#ohhhsamu 🍙#foxy scrub is foxy #even his ugly faces are pretty fight me #kel.shitposts #osamu #osamu miya #osamu memes #osamu humor #haikyuu memes #hq memes #haikyuu #hq #WITTLE ATSUMU

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moraxsthrone · 1 year

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i'm working on pt. 2 of the zhongli scent thing and WOOOOOO I'MA NEED SOMEONE TO CALL THE FUCKING FIRE DEPARTMENT TO HOSE A BITCH DOWN HEEELLLLLPPPPP

#kel.shitposts #zhongli

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moraxsthrone · 8 months

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all my kaeya kissers...

WHERE ARE YOU HIDING

#kel.shitposts #kaeya #i KNOW y'all are out there...#you can be honest

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moraxsthrone · 8 months

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bout to chew my own arm off writing this zhongli x kaeya fic

their cocks just touched

#kel.shitposts #please help a bitch up

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