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he didnt laugh

Kakuzu and Hidan would portray intimacy in abnormal ways through acts of affection and affirmation but not in the typical romantic sense like cuddling, dates, i love yous or any of the sort. It's more in the way that Kakuzu would help wash off the blood on hidan's skin, reasoning it's because helping hidan fastens the process and lessens his complaining.But there's a weird layer of intimacy and loyalty behind the action of touching anothers body in such a soft way compared to his usual aggressiveness and lack of care. It's in the way that hidan would mindlessly put his arm around kakuzu to see the map to track the direction they're going and there's a minute of hesitance and allowance before kakuzu grabs hidan's arm to shove it off but it seems like he never does; he just grabs it before Hidan relents and drops it.

It's how Kakuzu stiches hidan's body together piece by piece no matter how many times it comes apart he'll forever be there to piece it back together regardless of him insisting he'll kill hidan himself the next time this happens. How Hidan would compliment kakuzu's ability to kill and fight others, having no clue how else to show how much he adores kakuzu's violence. They're stuck together for however long eternity is to eachother and despite the fact that they'll never explicity say they care or even like eachother it's these acts that establish this boundary.

I'm back from the dead just to bring you zombies! After a ten-year break, my Kakuzu/Hidan obsession came back with vengeance, so I'm now proudly presenting you

The Thing That Should Not Be

A police versus the mafia AU - with some supernatural powers in play.

Warning for everything that usually comes with this pairing!

Past Your Eyes

♡ Title: Past Your Eyes ♡ Pairing: KakuHida ♡ Author: Me! | Hidanizm ♡ Story Artists: @aguz-cm | @fg083nrt ♡ Summary:  Kakuzu was something hardly anyone wanted to be with. After all, his species came with too many extra needs with not enough rewards. So Kakuzu could not fathom why Hidan wouldn't turn him loose no matter how many times he tried to run away. Hidan was either really stupid, or really desperate. 🔞 WARNINGS: Contains explicit fanart, explicit sex, fantasy themes. This is pure erotic smut, please read the tags! Click here to read the fic

Day 1 - Bloody Kisses

'I'm saving this all for later'

Hey kakuhida fans!! I saw this and immediately thought of them lolll

(Kind of suggestive audio ig?! It's also quite loud so yeah)

Finally the gays are back

Everything comes with a price... And sometimes behind the grin and the bubbly attitude lie secrets only the person themselves knows.

(Mine and friend’s headcanon on Hidan’s past is a... gruesome one to say the least.)

Más gatos para mí alma

pictures taken moments before disaster

Kakuzu, Hidan and spring sunset.

Chapters: 1/1, just shy of 12,000 words Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Relationships: Hidan/Kakuzu (Naruto) Additional Tags: Undercover Missions, Putting Up a Show, Role Playing, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Touching, In a way, they are on a MISSION after all, even if they'd rather just do each other, Kakuzu spending money, horrified gasp, Hidan dressed up, Hot Springs & Onsen, Massage

Summary: Kakuzu and Hidan are sent on an Akatsuki mission that's outside of their usual repertoire.

“Don’t be so boring,” Hidan whined in the tone that always made Kakuzu either try to kill him or to quickly give him what he wanted, just to shut him up. “This will be our very first secret seduce-and-kill mission. I want to nail it.”

“Your first seduce-and-kill mission, maybe.”

“What?” Hidan’s attention snapped back to his face from wherever else it was busy a moment ago. From the glazed over look in his eyes and his flushed skin, from a mental image quite indecent.

“What?” Kakuzu sipped his sake, finding the whole conversation amusing despite himself.

Requested by fg083nrt a few weeks back, asking for “more downtime relaxed like massage sex or kakuzu buying hidan a lot of expensive clothes/lingerie/jewelry and fucking him.”

Now I lost sight of the downtime thing, so they are on a Mission, but I didn’t forget the other bits at least. Hope you will enjoy!

many thoughts!

id like to see hidan chop veggies and meat hed be very fast but very sloppy