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woah crazy story
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AITA for killing my boss even though he asked (before anyone comes for me he’s fine now)
so i (33M, green) got hired by this guy (45M, green now red) running an enchanting business because i accidentally used his things when i saw his stuff laying around as he was still working on his shop. i was just in it to sort of repay the service i used but then we became friends. thing is he also had these really sketchy guys from the desert that wanted to undercut him hard by taking over the business and all his enchants, and they would keep perstering him about it, breaking and entering, etc etc (my boss wasn't the type of guy to stick up for himself very much so it kind of happened a lot).
but the big thing was when they planted a bomb at the entrance to the building where the shop was. this pissed my boss off a lot because they made him go from green to yellow, and he said he had a plan, but he wouldn't tell me what it was.
and then one day he comes out with a really nice axe that he gifts me (i thought it was cool) but then it turns out he'd basically built a sacrificial altar in the patio outside the shop (not cool). then he turns to me, and asks me to kill him. i didn't want to do it because i'm green and he's yellow but he's also my boss and im supposed to listen, and then he's also my friend so i decided to trust him on this and so i just went along and cut off his head.
and now EVERY friend of my boss is blowing up my messages asking why i did that. i tried to say that i had no choice because he literally told me to do it and he's just on red now, not permadead, but nobody wants to believe me and i think there's someone already coming over. they're my boss' friends but also if they try to get at me i will fight back. but also it would make my boss upset and he trusts me a lot. i feel bad for killing my boss but he told me to do it so i don't think it's wrong?
aita?
#Martyn was asking for life series pov aitas so i did this#and remade the reddit interface in adobe illustrator for it cuz yeah#inthelittlewood#aita#trafficblr#trafficaita#cw unreality#fake post#just in case yk?#ghast.post
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y’all i’m so happy rn. one of my two new jobs ended up being so nice, and i actually love it there 😩 i get to make smoothies all day
#‧₊🧛🏻♀️˚⊹ ashi rambles#unfortunately i have to go back to hell (my old job) in like five mins 😔#13 hour work day is crazy but i wanna leave my old job amicably with a 2 weeks notice#just in case yk?
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did ya know i like drawing gore/blood :3 (this is telling you that the under readmore has blood and shit in it! your warned!)
im such a evil jackass
#GOD I LOVE DRAWING THESE THINGS I NEED TO DRAW THESE TYPE OF THINGS MORE#mercury the archer lizard#kirby oc#uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#gore tw#just in case yk?
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Should I make a 92sies version
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btw i do have a pillowfort acct now. it’s under my same username, and is very minimally set up, but in case tumblr really does kick it, i’m accessible there
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🎲 man it's been a while! let me get my knife and tunes :D *blasts 100 gecs' money machine into my ears*
tw for hallucinations, so much guilt, blood and descriptions of death, the horrifying ordeal of time blurring and repetition.
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it's an accident, too little too much, building up, building at the back of his throat, making it difficult to think, difficult to breath when all he can focus on is the lump in his throat, choking, choking on something that's no longer there, choking–
he was choking, both of them were, except he couldn't breath because of the hands– his hands, wrapped around his throat.
"shut up. shut up. shutupshutupshutupshutup–" he chokes and laughs and look who's the one repeating his words now.
it was always the same, never changing, if he doesn't change anything it's always the same, same corpses, same killers, the more different they are the more they stay the same, like clockwork, the time ticks but it's all in a circle, it doesn't go anywhere, it's never changing—
"stop telling lies, stop saying the same things, stop it stop it stopitstopitstopit–"
and he doesn't.
not anymore. the dead tell no lies.
the more something changes, the more it stays the same.
he still repeats anyway. the case too quick, he never left the body, limp as it was in his hands, the bruises fit his hands so perfectly and it's the only change he'll ever see.
(funny, so funny how he wished for change and now that he has it, not that he's reaped it, he doesn't want it anymore.
be careful what you wish for, you may just get it.)
he stumbles out the locker again. just like how he did the previous, and the previous and the previous–
he thought he's gotten used to seeing the dead still breath.
what a lie, what a lie, what a lie.
he walks in, smiling, breathing.
he wonders if he tugs down on that scarf–
will it still have the bruises? or will it be bare? like it never happened at all?
he doesn't know what would be worse.
yoooo!!! holy shit fuck yeah!! what a timeloop can do to a man! he's gonna have a seriously hard time for a loop or so after that huh
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I got a bruise like that earlier this year, really big, took up most of my left shin. If you can, see a doc real quick about it, if it’s bad bad it might be a hematoma. Nothing too serious, just a really intense bruising, but mine got bumpy and I was told to ice it a lot to keep swelling down. I have a little damage and underskin scarring from mine, and I don’t want that to happen with yours! If you can’t see a doc I do recommend icing it frequently
Thank you for the advice dear 💕 i bruise very easily so it probably looks much worse than it actually is, but im definitely gonna ice it this weekend :)
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Hey yall I'll be going offline for the next few days so I probably won't be on here at all but if yall still want to talk feel free to ask for my discord if yall want
#sorry i dont feel comfortable just giving it out#so i prefer if yall ask#and i dont really add random peopme too#just in case yk?
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i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...
#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel#boombox serenade lets GO!!!#in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off)#and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright'#then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station#scribble salad#laughingstock#welcome home#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT#so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings.#he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker#so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses#howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that'#yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle#so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried#and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him#& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf#also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press#so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That-#barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat#a good ol bitch n' stitch night#and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks)#only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf!#bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation#aaaaand THATS the context <3
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dealer: i got this new strain that will zoink your brain off🤯😱🤫😜 this “third life” thing will have you flying 😎😳
me: yeah whatever
5 minutes later: dude i think that shirtless guy just took my pants
my buddy martyn covered in blood: dogwarts has fallen
#posting on main who cares#3rd life smp#trafficblr#posting this just for my boyfriend said he needed to reblog this. have fun man. i gUESJDJS#tw drugs#yk just in case
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MANKIND IS DEAD.
BLOOD IS FUEL.
HELL IS FULL.
My V1 cosplay is done yippeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! :D
#ultrakill#ultrakill cosplay#cosplay#v1 ultrakill#v1#tw gun#its a nerf gun but yk just in case#the v1 cosplay saga#I DID IT!!!!!!! I FINALLY FUCKING FINISHED IT!!!!!!!!!!!#one of the shoe pieces got fucked up tho i gotta fix it#YIPPEEEEEEEE#if this post flops i will cry ive been working on this for like half a year#EDIT I FORGOT A TAG WHOOPS#stupid made this#ya i did that :3
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Homegrown
Thistle and Delgal - Dungeon Meshi, Ryoko Kui
^ Fernando Pessoa / Killing Flies, Michael Dickman / A Brother Named Gethsemane, Natalie Diaz / Antigonick, Anne Carson
v Oats We Sow, Gregory and the Hawk
#Dungeon meshi#spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#thistle#sissel#thistle dungeon meshi#web weaving#web weave#Just in case for sake of transparency: in the ‘what a relief everyone’s safe’ panel I erased a bit of dialogue he originally said#‘What a relief everyone’s BODY IS safe’#But yk. Delusions angst. Dinner table Thistle imagery you are famous to me#delicious in dungeon#Umm go check out my Thistle & Falin fic on ao3 called Slivers maybe idk#Sometimes it does feel like Thistle has an age regression through the manga it’s interesting. Kui what were you cooking#I am a firm believer that Thistle’s an adult and that that doesn’t take anything away from his narrative tho.#He’s the older brother here & that’s the whole point. God dunmeshi family narratives I love youuu#Thistles are a weed… Idk the garden theme for him works great imo. Make that dungeoneum manage that kingdom like an ecosystem
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yaaay yippee woohoo ^-^
#.png#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#solidarity fanart#sos smp#fanart#eyestrain#? maybe#tag just in case#full new design let’s go#decided to bring back the red boots too#from the old skin#kinda tryna mix the two now#also the red gloves looked out of place on their own and yk. balance#i might need to make his hair a bit darker? since i adjusted his skin a bit it blends in too much#idk we’ll see
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He'd like you to believe he was a born Demon King
#afo#all for one#bnha#mha#moondoesathing#tw flashing lights#just in case yk#i really wanna do a whole amv thing but i don't have time#i wanna cry
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deeply refreshing to see someone critical of Swift who also like, genuinely likes her. Like i'm neutral to positive on her, but the online discourse has been absolutely rancid. flipping between "Taylor Swift has never done anything wrong ever and she's a fucking genius" and "Taylor Swift is the worst lyricist of all time and also a bad person" is exhausting, so thank you for like. nuance or something lmao
not to make it serious for a sec but i genuinely think that being able to like things that are bad is really important. like I think that it's an important skill to be able to look at something and see what you personally enjoy about it and then take a step back and acknowledge that objectively it's flawed. and to also be able to acknowledge that liking something isn't necessarily an identity or a moral stance. and i think that fandom space in general could really benefit from more people taking the time to learn how to do that. it's okay to like things that are bad
#people ask me sometimes why ill occasionally talk about something i like and then go 'but it's bad' and the answer is usually because it is#i love teen wolf. i love genshin impact. i love detective conan. and i fucking LOVE taylor swift. that doesnt mean theyre good#it just means i like them. and recognizing their flaws actually helps me better identify what i like about them!#it's like. in my mind bad > good is the x axis and i like it > i dont like it is the y axis yk. they're not mutually exclusive#tldr it's not that serious. we can all relax a little#irt taylor swift i do also think she has done some real harm to her fans in enabling them to deflect all criticism of her as misogyny#and i don't think it's fully the fault of these people who are parroting that response bc so much of her marketing has deliberately#reinforced this idea that to be a swiftie is to be a part of a sisterhood and that any attack on taylor is an attack on all of those women#who are in that in-group. when that's obviously not the case. but she's marketed herself as. for lack of a better term. 'girl music'#to the point where it makes her fans feel as though any criticism of the music or the woman responsible for it is an attack on their#personal experience of womanhood/girlhood/sisterhood/etc. and that's how you get all of thess bad-faith accusations of misogyny#i don't necessarily think this was her deliberate goal with her marketing tho because like. on first glance such a strong sense of communit#among fans sounds like a great thing. the friendship bracelets i got at the eras tour movie are really genuinely special to me.#but it does present a problem when your fans are unable to separate how they feel about the community and experience your music has fostere#from how they feel about you as a person. especially when you are a billionaire who absolutely CANNOT be above criticism in this economy#anyway. tldr i love taylor's music and i don't think swiftie hivemind is as deliberately malicious as it may seem#but it's obviously necessary to be able to take a step back and look objectively at what you're participating in.#anyway stream ttpd or don't idc <3#taylor swift
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Wendy: Master, is that legal?
Makarov: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
#HI I'M NOT DEAD JUST INTERNETLESS#makarov dreyar#makarov continues to be a mood#wendy marvell#source: gravity falls#idk i feel like makarov and grunkle stan have very similar vibes#like jicchan definitely has a secret twin and some identity fraud cases yk#fairy tail#incorrect fairy tail quotes#fairy tail incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#anime#manga
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