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writer-mikyto · 2 years
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Doubly Important
I've escaped hell,
So far below I tumbled,
No longer under their spell,
So badly the land of birds he fumbled.
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Now in the lands of the big T,
I can finally be,
Doubly as important,
Because I have two checkmarks.
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And i know it doesn't rhyme and I don't care because... you've guessed it... I have now TWO CHECKMARKS.
Checkmater, Muskrat.
@staff gay verification pride flag badge WHEN???
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kinardbegins · 1 month
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in dire need of a scene where tommy briefly mentions picking buck up and buck being like "uhh in case you haven't noticed i'm preeeeetty big and i doubt you'd be able t-" before he's suddenly hoisted up into tommy's arms and in his initial panic he wraps his legs around tommy's back and his arms around his neck and gets all flustered and tommy goes "like that?" and buck is a stuttering cute mess before he manages a lil "god that's so hot" before burying his face into tommy's neck <3
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leavingkamino · 3 months
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Crosshair & Omega in STAR WARS: THE BAD BATCH 3.08 "Bad Territory"
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cjjferk · 25 days
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What if Jeeves had worked as a page boy at a private boys' school in his youth?
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averageludwig · 2 months
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I need to get this out of my system or i will blow up. LIKE DAMN.. DAMN. LIKE OKAY. Like damn. Like. Tears in my eyes . fistful of hair . rocking back and forth . damn. He is ruining my life. Guys on the count if 3 throw the biggest rock at me. I need to be stoned there is no cure to this. goodnight cruel world.
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garbagepapi · 9 months
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I'm still on my fucking how did dazai realistically plan this agenda, because there is no way he thinks THAT far ahead, be so fucking for real right now.
"Hey babe, imma be locked away in a prison soon and this insane clown dude is going to make me and the russian rat man play a death game, so i need you to be a real one and come in vampire cosplay, pretend to be rat mans little bitch and then ill drown you but just for a bit but you then fake kill me, thnx boo."
Absolutely not, from this point on i'm team chuuya just decided to show up in vampire cosplay on his own volition and dazai just went "okay cool, that works ig" and played along accordingly.
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lloydfrontera · 5 months
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male authors, writing m/m friendships: their bond will develop through hundreds of chapters, we will get to see each stage of their budding relationship, they'll constantly be in each other thoughts, their first instinct will always be to reach for the other, their first worry will always be the other's safety, they'll spend every minute of the day together, they'll be complete opposites and yet perfectly compliment each other, they will put everything they ever loved in risk just to keep the other safe, they will give their life without hesitation to save the other's, they will fight and argue and tease and joke around but they will always be at each other's side at the end of the day, they will plan to spend the rest of their lives together, sharing the happy moments and the hard times, the idea of being without the other being unthinkable, the thought of being always together coming naturally, as easy as breathing.
the same male authors, writing m/f romance: she'll like,, smile once at him and he'll start thinking of marrying her and having children with her idk
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ohitslen · 1 year
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Thinking and headcannoning the shit out of angry Stampede! Vash and how Wolfwood deals with that first thing in the morning because i think him getting angry about something and letting down some of his mask in those genuine moments of anger is super awesome
Before we continue I have not read the manga yet so if you read something incredibly obvious or redundant to your experience, well, haha or something OQNENW
This is a VERY LONG Vashwood ramble I have to put SOMEWHERE or I will explode, so feel free to join if you want.
Vash is an overall very expressive person right? very emotional too generally, but the thing is I like drawing people getting angry so that’s what you are getting from me.
And I also often think about the fact that it’s Wolfwood and Knives the ones that have seen him be like that (most often than not towards them).
Wolfwood specifically, I think that he WOULD get scared because when Vash is angry angry, he just seethes and looks like he is three seconds away from being love and peace to hate and war. These are probably the moments in where he carries the most resemblance to Knives, and to anybody that has experienced the man firsthand they know how scary that is because everyone and their moms knows that he does not hesitate to resort to murder if he is upset about something or if it’s inconvenient to him, so it is rightfully terrifying to even think of him getting mad.
Now take the same idea and apply it to Vash, he is so friendly and playful all the time and he gets kicked around all the time too, that it would be almost impossible to imagine him getting angry in a genuine way. That is UNTIL his ideals and morals are being countered or challenged by someone and THAT’S when people are gently reminded that oh yeah he can get mad too, and really fucking mad at that.
The peak of his anger doesn’t last for too long because he tries to level himself quickly, he is aware of how he can look when he gets like that, and it would be showing a little too much about how he is not very human in nature for what he is comfortable with. I think that when he gets mad his expression turns into something very vulnerably honest, to the point in where he unconsciously looks imposing and demanding, paired with his uncanny vibes it really is a treat and anyone at the other end of it would be other than also upset, quite scared. Like Wolfwood.
There is something very obviously other about Vash and he has the privilege of knowing just exactly why that is, and considering that his brother has a record for being a certain way when angry, knowing what he is does not soothe him at all. Then again, Wolfwood cares for him still and he is a stubborn guy himself, so even when most likely scared shitless, he would not move his ground, and the only thing that reassures him that things will be fine, is Vash’s pacific nature and also knowing that he cares deeply for him too, but that is a thing he would not think too much about other than the flash of thought that it is in the moment.
Vash is petty as hell too, he remains silent and gives the cold shoulder to the other person that was involved in the argument, and it is usually, once again, Wolfwood at the end of that stick. Wolfwood is a “mind your business and I mind mine” kind of guy considering he never asks things, but traveling with that idiot and having to be with him 24/7 and being given the silent treatment has to be uncomfortable at best incredibly annoying at worst. So even though he won’t change his opinion most of the times, he still insists on talking to him idly sometimes after they argue, something he would usually not do.
All Vash ever responds with are the necessary answers, at first shrugs or nods, then very short and to the point sentences, he eventually warms up to him again and they talk the way they usually do; and just like that things seems to be at bay for the time being until the next unavoidable argument comes by.
No matter how many times they argue, when things escalate and Vash begins to show his very honest anger, Wolfwood’s instincts would be screaming at him to stop it and to get away, because whatever Vash is feeling is reeking of a danger that no matter how enhanced he might be, he is NOT gonna make it through whatever will happen to him worse comes to worst. But when has he ever actually heard his instincts when it comes to dealing with Vash. So he always replies and stays.
He is somehow one of the very few (almost non existent) people who can deal with Vash when he is like that, one thing is getting mad at Vash and the other is him getting mad at you, and he has bite alright, he will say things that can come across as hurtful and very venomous when he starts to get more visceral, and yeah the whole predator kind of vibe he can give off is there too.
Maybe Wolfwood also knows how hurt Vash would feel if he retreats because of how scared he feels and that’s why he doesn’t back away. It would be reasonable if he did, hell he doesn’t owe him shit for all he knows and he would be in his whole right to run away scared if he wanted, but for one it would be too cowardly, and two Vash would be once again pushed away for being something not human, and that would be a scar he would carry for his whole life and Wolfwood does not want to be a part of that. So that’s another reason to the ever growing list of “why don’t I just let this be”.
There is an odd sense of comfort in seeing Vash get mad, knowing that the man knows his ground, that even he has lines he won’t allow anyone to cross, that he can allow himself to feel something genuine for once and not the fake little things he is always doing. It is the positive side Wolfwood tries to see in those situations and what he has to remind himself over and over again so he doesn’t flinch away. Good thing he has some practice in arguments thanks to his little siblings back at the orphanage, practice he refuses to let go and holds on to dear life because he needs any crumb of reason at those moments.
At some point when hands are involved, when a clench to the shirt and a push to the shoulder escalates to shoving the other to the ground and a punch to the gut, Wolfwood goes full survival mode because no one told him that Vash was THAT strong and THAT heavy and THAT intimidating. He could have guessed after having watched the man fight. He is capable and strong, he usually moves with a certain preciseness and care under the goofy display, he may twirl around and stumble when dodging, but he is dodging and also landing hits.
He knows that Vash is strong and that he is also incredibly careful. But that’s when he is in all his senses with a mostly cool head, so having him hovering over Wolfwood pressing him down rendering him to the ground while very obviously mad and trying to prove his point, he freezes before he can react and fight back.
Those are the times where Vash feels the most guilty after the fight from what Wolfwood can gather and wildly assume. If him not eating (again) for days or even refusing to acknowledge Wolfwood unless necessary is any sign. That behavior can last over a week which is a little too long for Wolfwood’s peace of mind. So he starts poking again because apparently arguing again is the only way to make the bastard answer more. And it usually works, some nudging here and there and putting lemon with salt to the wound seems to do the trick.
It entails more shouting and screaming at each others faces their flaws that they already know like a script, until things start to calm down when Wolfwood reassures him that he is tougher than he looks, and that no matter what he won’t just leave Vash in a ditch, and if they were going to travel together for the future to come they would have to learn how to sort things out. Something he knows neither of them will probably never learn, but it is what it is and that’s what he can resort to at the moment, and it does seem to satisfy Vash a little. So once they are done, and they go their separate ways, never too far from each other, Vash starts to nibble at his food and says or asks little things to Wolfwood, and just like that they are good to go again.
They are both aware that addressing out loud how fucking scary Vash can be at those raw moments of anger, would be like painting a line of ‘I am this and you are that so we shouldn’t be doing this’ that neither of them would actually want to have. So even when yeah it can be horribly scary and surprisingly intimidating to deal with Vash when he is angry, Wolfwood is willing to stay and fight with him if that’s what he wants, if that’s what he needs. Even if it’s starting to take a toll on him. He is getting used to it though so it will be fine.
Probably.
#MY BRAIN IS ALWAYS ROTATING THEM LIKE A CHICKEN IN MY HEAD#The bickering and the fights and the conflicts they have are an important piece of them methinks#so it is impossible for me to not think of them like that all the time. I just think that their whole power dynamic is very interesting#because realistically Vash is very much capable of doing a lot of things to prove his point but he never does thanks to his philosophy#something that has saved WW from being absolutely obliterated into little pieces I believe#I bet Vash’s intrusive thoughts must be WILD because ain’t no way that man holds back from so much violence without it marinating inside#of his mind okay just saying#fellas ​is it gay to be kind of into your bro pinning you to the ground when he is in emotional distress and you are scared as fuck?#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun stampede#vash#wolfwood#nicholas trigun#vashwood#lenssi rambles#lenssi writes#because that’s too fucking long.#I just thought of this but I think that Vash starts to let himself express more of his anger with each argument they have#like at first he is more wary. still upset but careful bc as I mentioned at the beginning he knows what he looks like when he is that upset#but after seeing that WW doesn’t really make a big reaction other than ofc arguing back he sort of starts to just#let himself go a little more. it’s not exactly the preferable outcome. but for once Vash is able to get mad and shout and express himself#almost fully with someone. and a part of him knows that WW can handle it. that he is capable of going through it#it’s a part of Vash that he doesn’t like when he’s in such a volatile state of being. but there is comfort in knowing that WW can take it#and that WW will answer back too. with just as much bite as he does#oooh I’m so normal about them oooh I lie a lot also
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torgawl · 4 months
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this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*
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littlespoonevan · 3 months
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was talking to a friend who hates musicals and had a moment where i suddenly understood why the majority of people who say they hate musicals probably hate them. she was saying how the songs take you out of the story because you're not really listening to the lyrics. and i was just so confused??????????????? because i always listen to the lyrics???? like okay sure i might not pick up on every word or line on a first listen but i'm definitely paying attention to them bc that's the story???????? like telling the story through music is what a musical is????? if you're only listening to the dialogue in between and mentally checking out when a song starts of course you won't like it you're missing 75% of the plot?????????????? and it was just one of those moments where i was like i know we all consume media and literature differently but jfc do we really consume media and literature differently
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lighthouseas · 10 months
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alright friends i'm not gonna lie i wouldn't mind if the byler kiss had will leaning in first. or like. will kissing mike first on impulse during a heated moment. and then he regrets it immediately after because he thinks mike doesn't reciprocate (even though he obviously does) because mike just stands there for a second like 🧍🏻‍♂️ before swooping in to kiss will back
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teakoodrawz · 4 days
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" I'm a Psycho, loving it~ "
#[album]#ask to tag#cw#Music Shot#S-2#also i just wanna mess with its expressions and poses cuz it's fun#he can turn the black face into a screenface. changing any shapes and expressions as it pleases#horror. realistic eyes. tv static. etc but he prefers the original triangle smiles more#also i'm planning to redesign S-2 right now#S-2 focuses only on killing / violence to gain LV and he's stuck that way and called it a purpose to wipe out population#He got so focus on gaining LV because it made him feel so powerful and wanted more feeling like it's the only thing that made him feel aliv#i'm okay to spoil his story and all. He's made out of human determination in Mark's body and became a split personality to him#that's why S-2 and Mark are both corrupted because they're still not compatible to each other in one body#instead of being unstable in physical form. his mind is. because Gaster used a different formula but failed again#Gaster was trying to cure Mark because he was really ill and about to die#I only took the references/theories from the original undertale amalgamation obviously#S-2 was formed from Mark's own negative emotions and personalities then it became its own character#which causes the two (or Mark or S-2 themselves) to self-loathe with each other#it's literally like looking in a window as a mirror talking shit to each other#The real good Mark in this au is Mark himself. he just needs to be set free from this misery (and need to get rid of S-2 if possible)#that's why in my old Mark death posts. S-2 was gone from self-forgiveness meaning Mark forgives himself and deserves to be happy#(because everyone don't deserve to hate themselves)#i'm gonna keep the left eye joke not being available when doing the horror screenface cuz still wanna make it a Mark thing to him#cw horror#cw eye contact
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aroaessidhe · 5 months
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2024 reads / storygraph
Walking In Two Worlds & The Everlasting Road
YA sff set in the near future where an opensource augmented reality is commonly used like social media, and there’s also a completely virtual fantasy game version
follows an Anishinaabe girl who who’s the top player in the VR game, and is constantly fighting to keep her place against the misogynist neo-nazi group in second place
as well as her real life, dealing with being a shy and self-conscious teen growing up on the Rez, and her brother having cancer
and a Uyghur boy who’s moved to her community from China after finding acceptance in an online community (even when he doesn’t agree with their more extreme views) - but when he gets to know Bugz, he has to decide who truly deserves his loyalty
great mix of sff and culture, the future while also very real community traumas of the past (and present)
#walking in two worlds#the everlasting road#wab kinew#aroaessidhe 2024 reads#This has some REALLY interesting and important concepts!#I just think it could have used some more development… Obvs this is YA and I’m an adult I know I’m not quite the audience!#There’s a lot of depth in the setup of the characters but I feel like it skips a lot of the progression#I think there could have been space for more development in a lot of places to make the story feel more dimensional#- but also has so many plot threads that maybe that would have bulked it out too much#It does also jump around quite a bit between the different parts but I think that makes sense with how juggling with irl / online life.#she’s got a lot of internalised fatphobia at the start (and the love interest going “I don’t think you’re fat!!” when people call her fat..#then in book 2 suddenly she’s okay about it - again I wish there was some progression!#her brothers cancer journey is. basically all offscreen lol mostly as set up for plot in book 2. so it doesn't have the emotional impact it#could have..#I liked the way it integrates her culture into the game in a really cool way (though I would have liked more detail there)#also having auto language translators but they regularly don't translate quite right / still run into issues - realistic!#the parallels drawn between his being taken from his family and put in a state education school and Indigenous residential schools#the way that a future world will never be as separate from the past as ur average sff future often portrays#but yeah anyway lots of good ideas execution not so much for me..
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bylertruther-moved · 2 years
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is it just me or does anyone else think it would be more interesting if instead of following the same old tired and sad trope of “small town gay youth falls in love with his seemingly straight best friend during the eighties and ends up dejected and all alone” they flipped the script and gave them a win?
wouldn’t it be more interesting to take the audience’s tired expectations and flip them on their head?
wouldn’t it be more interesting to follow up on the fact that the only person that loves this “straight best friend” the way he needs and wants to be loved is indeed his gay best friend that’s conveniently been in love with him since the very beginning?
wouldn’t it be more interesting to show that the special relationship this “straight best friend” has with his gay best friend was special not only because they were besties but because his feelings were there, too, he just didn’t realize their nature?
wouldn’t it be more interesting to show that there’s a reason why the “straight best friend” effortlessly and naturally treats his best friend the exact way that his girlfriend begs him to treat her?
wouldn’t it be more interesting to finally face and name the reason why this “straight best friend” can maintain his friendships with everyone else while in a relationship except for his gay best friend who has had parallels with his girlfriend from the very beginning?
wouldn’t that be more interesting than ignoring all of the previous seasons and making milkyway, the one dysfunctional and dishonest ship on the show, endgame?
wouldn’t it be more in line with the stranger things shtick to continue to subvert these tropes as they’ve done from the very beginning?
why do people want this to be the one time that they actually fail to do that? like, i know why, but i want to hear them say it.
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mushroom-for-art · 6 months
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A silly I thought of at work lmao enjoy @seasidemew! Not canon to the shadow au probably would probably happen a little later if canon a sort of chapter 7.5 I think XD but I wanted to write it now
Would you still love me?
Orange hues snuggles closely fondly into the darker striped form of her companion and lover making soft purrs and trills as she adjusted wiggled as though trying to nuzzle herself even closer to him even as she was latched to his side. He breathed easily resting in their nest together, the sun hung low mockingly in the sky refusing to set, neither of them found sleep coming to them despite the time not with the warm night air. Though the cuddling wasn't unpleasant for either of them.
"Syn?" May mumbles softly against his side idly pressing her lips to his skin in little kisses just because she was there, he made a hum of acknowledgement to her asking for him. "Would you still love me if I was a Wurmple?"
He opened his eye to cast it down to look at her, "a what?"
"A Wurmple," His brow furrowed in confusion closing his eye again in his mind he saw a short orange Wurmple wiggling along on a branch, he supposed that would be somewhat cute.
"Will you change back or are you a Wurmple forever?" he decided to humor her question play along with her sleepy ramblings.
"Nuh huh, Wurmple foreverrr." He hummed in thought, Wurmple weren't as intelligent as they were and as much as he cherished her the thought of putting his lips anywhere near a bug even for a chaste kiss on the forehead caused him to grimace in discomfort already imagining the texture.
"I'd love you, but I couldn't love a Wurmple," she hummed softly at his answer still cuddling to his side presumably not hurt by the answer.
"Would you make sure I wasn't eaten by a bird?" He thought about it snatching a Pidgeot out the air and draining it's life as it attempted to swoop and eat the little orange bug.
"Of course," she squeezed him softly seeming to approve of that answer.
"Would you try to eat me if you were a bird and I was a Wurmple?" Syn sighed softly opening his eyes again while turning his head to look at May as she lifted her head to smile sleepily at him chin resting on his chest plate expectedly.
"I mean if, I was only as intelligent as a bird? I guess?" he wasn't sure what answer she was hoping for as she nodded squeezing him once more.
"Yea.. If I was a Wurmple and you a bird I'd let you eat me so you stay strong." Syn hummed in disapproval at that.
"Hey, what does that mean."
"huh?" Syns face pulled into a slight disapproving frown.
"No double meanings, there's no reason for me to eat not in that or any other context." May chuckled nuzzling in close purring loudly confused by her wistful sigh.
"I know, I know," he made a sound sighing softly at her antics. "now ask me?"
"Ask you what? If you'd eat me if you were a bird?" She laughed softly.
"Nooo, if I'd still love you if you were a Wurmple even if you weren't changing back"
"Would you?"
"mhm! I'd find you the best berries and leaves every day and I'd say look at how pretty Syn is with his stripes and dark colors and I'd make sure you're safe when you make your cocoon and I'd compliment you if you became a beautiful Beautifly or a dazzling Dustox and talk to you about how to court yourself a little wife,"
"Why would I want a little wife I have you?" She giggled at his question.
"I mean of course you do I'm flattered and I would be flattered if you still wanted to seduce me as a Dustox or Beautifly but you might want a wife of your own species." He hmphed at the suggestion. "and then I'd watch over your babies."
"You've given this a lot of thought haven't you?"
"Yea I have too much time with my thoughts." He snorted softly as she beamed at him playfully wiggling her brows as he laughed at her playful nature. She sighed content squeezing him softly and he squeezed her back with one arm assuming that was the silliness of the night.
"Syn?" He hummed again getting the feeling he knew where this was going.
"Yes my dear?" She giggled to herself echoing 'yes my dear', as she squeezed him flapping her hands a bit in excited wiggling as he smirked to himself at getting such a joyous reaction from 3 simple words feeling her wiggle and vibrate against him from her excited shakes and flaps, it made him chuckle fondly as she squeezed him again harder.
"Would you still love me if I was an orthworm?"
"Forever?"
"Foooorever."
"I guess I'd make sure you have a nice plot of land to explore and live in but I'd let you live with your wormy brethren, they could understand you and provide for you better than I could."
"Aww, you'd let me go so I'd thrive?" She nuzzled him purring, "that's so sweet, you want whats best for me," her tail wagged, "would you be jealous if I got a wormy husband?"
Syn growled lowly in the back of his throat lying, "no." As May laughed again at his jealousy over the hypothetical worm husband.
"Lucky I'm not an orthworm then," he hummed in agreement.
"And let me guess if I was an Orthworm you'd do the same but provide extra?" He felt her nod against him;
"Yeup, and I'd make sure nobody ever hunted and caught you ever because you'd probably be so so pretty still." He chuckled supposing he would be very pretty no matter what form he took.
They were quiet again cuddled close, it was a touch darker outside but the sun was defiant.
"Syn?"
He heaved a playful sigh turning his head to look at her, "this better be the last one so you've gotta make it count," he could see the playful guilty gleam in her eye realising she was being silly but not at the point of apologising and stopping. Admittedly he did enjoy her sillies, even if he was quite tired.
"would you still love me if IIIII wassss," she tapped her chin in thought considering her options her eyes glanced to the clouds outside, "a Castform?"
Memories of the sunshine glaring insultingly into his face came to mind the harsh lashing of rain on his skin and the subsequent injuries sustained from Rayqauza, the bitter biting cold wind cutting at his face cruelly in the middle of a gale force blizzard with dangerous wind speeds, he growled idly to himself at the frustrations of such weather phenomenon.
"Nope," May squealed in surprise laughter moving to sit up to look at him accusatorily having to shift her body to hold the nest besides his head to try to put herself over him in her leaning.
"'Nope' ???" despite her accusatory mock hurt tone he could see her eyes creasing from grinning too damn widely and trying not to laugh far more amused than hurt, "you would abandon May?? Cast aside the form?? Hate forever??" He made an idle playful tut as he rolled his eyes chuckling to himself as she rambled on in play dramatics.
He moved his hands to her sides holding her softly which caused her to quieten quite quickly as he smirked moving to pull her down to lying back down besides him and putting himself over her in turn tail swaying and leaning over his prey with a playful low growl, she blinked at him and did a playful shimmy of her shoulders right back at him making him lose his composure and exhale a laugh.
"You finished being dramatic?" May inhaled dramatically to answer and he gently put his hand around her snout to keep her mouth shut, "ill take that as a no," she pouted at him making a series of fake insulted noises her foot lightly touching his thigh in mock kicks of protest, he chuckled at her antics watching her pretend to huff seeing her mouth betraying the large smile she had.
When she'd sufficiently 'fought' him enough she pouted her lips once more making little kissy motions and sounds stopping and then repeating as he leant down to happily fulfill her request, kissing her softly as his hand moved to hold her face and hers came to hold his enjoying the moment before he pulled away reluctantly.
"So are you gonna sleep now?" the hum of thought May made was not reassuring.
"Maybe!" He sighed moving to carefully roll and move back into lying onto his back.
"You have too much energy," she immediately came and latched back to his side cuddling up close as he wrapped an arm around her.
"Yeaaaa, it's the suns fault," he chuckled softly in agreement.
"Syn?"
"This better not be a question." He heard her giggle as she pressed herself close.
"I love you." He smiled fondly to himself hearing her say those 3 little words. He exhaled softly as he closed his eyes to rest.
"I love you too." She purred softly, and he softly purred right back.
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torchickentacos · 23 days
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