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averageludwig · 11 hours

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#TOO TRUE.... TOO TRUE..#MY roman empire #romeo and juliet cant even come close to what they got going on #more blood guts and explosive YES WOOOO #the crowd goes wild

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averageludwig · 11 hours

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averageludwig · 11 hours

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Working on doing more background work again and that means I can finally experiment with drawing boots n bombs as a cute married old couple .... Lightheaded just thinking of that damn

#averitext #the shit that happens to me just at the thought of them #sometimes its unbearable #like i got a commission to work on. no time for yaoi #well the commission is also yaoi #so we are not really complaining

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averageludwig · 11 hours

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not happy w my art recently but feck it im just dumping it here

#probably already reblogfed this #i am starving can you tell #god they make me so sick #BLEURGRHEUGJRGHHHGHR #they way you draw demo .... finally some good food....

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averageludwig · 11 hours

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Demo found out about the tattoo at the same time everyone else did: the next morning in the pregame showers.

He’d been wondering about the pain in his shoulder, but not with any sort of gusto, certainly not with the level of curiosity that kept him reminded enough to investigate properly. It was only when Scout whistled and said, “Well somebody got real lucky last night. Or really unlucky I guess, knowing you.”

“What are you on about, Scout?” Demo grumbled, attention focused on trying not to irritate the tender spot, which, annoyingly, hadn’t lessened in pain the way post-bender bruises usually did.

“Just thinking. If it was serious you would have been bragging about her way before this. Nah, nah, I’m guessing you were so wasted last night you got that on a dare, don’t even remember her face or nothing.”

“Scout!” Demo said, whirling on him, wincing a little as the hot water hit the sore spot. “Get to the point before I’m fed enough to give you a swirlie.”

“You got a chick’s name tattooed on your back.”

Scout said it smugly, having guessed—correctly—that Demo had no memory of the drunken escapades that had led to him getting it.

“What??” Demo bellowed.

If the other mercenaries had been performing some level aloofness, having noticed as Scout did but preferring to simply watch it play out, they couldn’t help snicker their amusement as Demo spun in a circle, hopelessly trying to get a glimpse of the supposed tat. Shower spray scattered against all nearby bystanders.

“You better not be pulling my leg you little mutt,” he said.

“Nah pally, it’s all right there. Schmaltzy heart around it and everything. Though maybe you didn’t dig her all that much, it ain’t that big.”

“Feels massive,” Demo pouted. “Hurts like someone took a bite out of me.”

“That little thing? Psh. Call me when you get a full-color.” Scout tapped his own chest.

But Demo didn’t want to think about Tom Jones, he wanted to think about last night, to try and remember past when he and the BLU Soldier had met up for clandestine drinks for their weekly night on the town. Had they gone to try to pick up women after that? The whole night was a muggy smudge.

“Snipes,” he said desperately, “tell me the twerp isn’t pulling one over on me.”

“Sorry mate.” Sniper shook his head. “It’s there-”

Christ, what else had Demo said or done? If he knew himself he’d no doubt been in one of his pathetic, romantic moods. What other kinds of promises had he made? He needed to track her down and clear all this up-

“-But if it makes you feel any better,” Sniper continued, “this Jane woman probably appreciated the gesture. Who knows? Maybe she got your name tatted too.”

A long, realization-dawning pause.

“…Fuck,” Demo said.

#oh thank you god for the nourishment #SOULMATES BNBS FICS YES YES GODDDD.#something inside me healed and also shattered into a million pieces #god give me strength #i do not wanna think about this all night now.

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averageludwig · 14 hours

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People out there hate boots n bombs I just realized..... oohhh yuriphobia....

#averitext #saddens me greatly that people can hate on beautiful women in love #missing out on peak #people hate it because soldier and zhanna which is funny #blu soldier is right there gang #have we forgotten....#the warr....

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averageludwig · 15 hours

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HEY HEY

Rarepair with demo

Scotchtoberfest!

they are very silly to me hehe

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 demoman #tf2 medic #scotchtoberfest #demomedic #averiart #art #fanart

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averageludwig · 17 hours

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Eat Yo Food Bitch Damn! Fuck You Lookin' Crazy For!

Pre-Fortress 2 designs are still so good to me ... the slightly more serious color palette is so neat... I gotta draw them sometime

#averitext #he doesnt NOT wanna be there #I am crying why does he look so upset #he was such an old man what happened #somehow the hair line is worse

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averageludwig · 17 hours

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Pre-Fortress 2 designs are still so good to me ... the slightly more serious color palette is so neat... I gotta draw them sometime

#averitext #I love the spy suit ... not so much the arm band though #unfortunate design choice i fear #demo also looks cute but the smaller lips looks off #soldier though #soldier with a less shaven beard is actually so good

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averageludwig · 19 hours

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k so i was thinking about demoman (as one does)

and how his underclothes? pants?? shirt???? dont really make sense? like dont get me wrong demolitions man tf2 is perfect i wouldnt change anything about him

but like... demo.. what is this.

#something about that model looks off to me i cant explain it #likewise did you make the pants shorter #why is the anatomy kinda off #something is off here

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averageludwig · 23 hours

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things not to do with your ancient haunted sword

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averageludwig · 23 hours

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here is my theory about the red and blu teams

#I FOUND IT #I LOVE THIS POST SO MUCH AHHH FINALLY

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averageludwig · 1 day

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Me If reblogging my own shit was a crime

#averitext #gotta make sure all of you seen it

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averageludwig · 1 day

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Is there any ideas/theories/etc about tf2 in general that you believe in?

Hmmm not particularly anything to do with the main story, But I have seen this idea a while back from this really cool artist (someone found it in the replies check it out :3) But Its a personal explanation for the whole blu and red teams being the same people, It basically goes that each time Redmond or Blutarch would hire a new merc, the other would clone them . so it was basically a back and forth cloning match until the whole team was assembled. So I like to use that concept as a base and decide who would and wouldn't be the clone and such. Personally I think Red Medic, Soldier and Pyro are Clones and Blu Demo, Heavy, Sniper and spy are clones :3 not sure which scout is real and I am not gonna try to figure something out 😭 this is probably super close to the original post since I barely remember the original artist's interpretation........ Okay thats all its really cool

#averitext #please let me know if you know them #I dont know if I even reblogged the post #i think the idea is so good though #its better than one of the teams being clones #plus red medic makes so much sense as a clone to me #we haven't seen this guy outside of battle or action in the whole comic #do you have a family bro. a house #GET A JOB!!!!#red soldier too #he is not completely human i truly believe.#they fucked up the pain endurance when cloning him 100%#i think red scout is a little tricky though #cause from the meet the team videos and the comic it looks like red spy us both his dad and blu scouts dad #or he could just be fucking blu scouts mom actually #okay I am changing that

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averageludwig · 1 day

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can we get every mercs stomach