I love Aztec mythology because where else can this shit happen:

(Note that "you" doesn't really refer to a singular god, I'm using it as a replacement for the god's name in several situations)

-Your brother hits you out of the sky with a stone club because he was pissed off you destroyed humanity

-Your wife got seduced by Tezcatlipoca because he didn't want you being the sun

-You were just born and your mom goes "Woop haha your sister and like four hundred brothers are here to kill you"

-You're a fucking SNAKE that invented WRITING (no you don't have hands, don't ask about it)

gently slides you two silly scar headcanons..

1) he has vex wings, same as cub, but thinks they're scary-looking so he keeps them folded up. they're pretty thin and only semi-corporeal so he can pull this off with minimal discomfort most of the time

2) he is a very subtle shapeshifter but just. has never noticed ghfsjf. (so things like hair color, body type, face shape, and the appearance of nonhuman traits like his ears + tail change gradually over time. scar is and has always been completely unaware of this) (this is partially an explanation for why i draw him looking completely differently depending on the series but also to account for his many characters + skins. plus it's hilarious)

there is a very specific image in my head of early-mid 20’s iwaizumi hajime

every single time a bsd artist forgets to draw chuuya’s belt choker or dazai’s bandages lives are lost

happy lesbian week from your local lesbian vampire

😇 BE NOT AFRAID!✨

this has been a wip for MONTHS... but i cant stay away from the despair sisters for too long

(reblog >>>>> only liking!!!!)

guys guys absolutely insane breathtaking groundbreaking idea hear me out

lava selkie au fic

I'm shaking the ideas are coming to me oh my god

SELKIE KAI AND FISHERMAN COLE HOLD ME

i hate how ZITS are all bald in real life because i legitmately can't tell them apart

i never got to write it down anywhere bc i still haven't made ref sheets but grace's blotchy/marked skin on his face + hands is from frostbite scarring!! it's my fav incredibly tiny design detail >:3

permanent red nose + cheeks. cursed to look cold forever, sorry grace

(it could've been worse. at least i didn't make him lose fingers like i was considering)

my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

not tto brag but im the bravest person i know

au week 6 | meetcute

“Devil Emoji Barney isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”

Fucking Starkid:

how do i threaten my boss to give me a raise

Ok so. You have to be careful with this one, because too much aggression will send you to prison, but too little will ruin your reputation.

+ ﾟ * ｡ For legal reasons, this is a joke ｡⁠ * ﾟ⁠ +

My advice would be, attack something personal, like their family, and say something among the lines of "oh poor little ol' me, who has no money and so many taxes to pay" in an overly dramatic way, extra points if you throw yourself in a sofa or something.

After that, show them a picture of their family "btw look at what I found! I heard X school (where the children go) is really expensive... And this other adult is so pretty that could look good on my wall! Haha just kidding!" What does that mean exactly? Let the boss decide on their mind. And then add "I don't know who they are tho, but I thought that they could be my lucky charm, so I was debating on picking them up" and hold eye contact with a confident smile until the boss looks away. Even if they say something or get aggressive, keep holding the contact and evade with "oh it's just a joke, but the adult had car keys for Y car, thought it was interesting" just drop information you have, right?

After the boss finally looks away, you put your hand on their shoulder to assert dominance and say playfully "anyways! About that raise!"

If it doesn't work, you can always kidnap one of the people and send your boss a fake finger or something. But while the person is in your care, treat them nicely, they will be really scared and this isn't their fault, we want to scare the boss, not the family.

I'm in the trenches fighting for my life trying to make sims without cc right now...

It's going about as well as you'd think

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