So I accidentally deleted my tumblr account awhile ago which is now my new Roman Empire, or my Library of Alexandria if you will. Maybe I’ll try to recreate posts maybe not but I was thinking about this one post of mine that compared Carmilla/First Kill fans vs Non Carmilla/First Kill fans. It went smth like “Oh you don’t like the camera angles on First Kill, on Carmilla we had one angle and never complained why everyone was conveniently standing on one side of the room. Oh you don’t like the plot, on Carmilla the plot was entirely off screen. And yk what we loved every single minute of it.” It was one of my most popular post, maybe my most popular post of all time and even just thinking about it makes me laugh. So if anyone else even vaguely remembers that post and what else I said lmk pls 😭
Damn that angst. It really had those two end on an enemies note but because Salim Akil directed I saw it coming. Then momma Talia pulled the most mom move ever and I’m hype. Ngl I did not see Oliver coming, but he made the most sense. I’m sure the Fairmonts are being watched by the Guild and the town so they couldn’t be of any help anyway.
first kill is so funny like cal told her mom she staked a vampire and then her mom's like "well did she turn to ash?" and cal's like "...no" so her mom's like "....well, then that wasn't a vampire" and that is so fucking funny to me. imagine your kid just stabbed some random girl at a party and left and you're just like "ugh whatever we'll discuss this in the morning"
First Kill is the Jennifer’s Body of Netflix, where the straight white men are screaming that it sucks but the women and gays aint having it. We’re fighting back. We wont stand the slander.