Smithereens
─Crusaders x reader [Stardust Crusaders]
─Summary: Everything you touch seems to be doomed to be torn to shreds, your clumsiness doesn't help matters, but the journey can't stop.
─Warnings: none
─ Luck follows you but you are faster.
─ Your hands seem to want to grab something at the least opportune moment, and of all the things that can happen, you always end up breaking what you touch.
─ You really think that one day you will break someone's bone by touching them.
─ Regardless of whether you have a stand or not, you end up breaking things.
─ The boys will be stressed seeing you break something in the middle of something important and attract the enemy's attention.
─ You're playing with Jotaro's patience, if you weren't a valuable member he would have kicked your ass for breaking some of his things.
─ Joseph won't stop making fun of you for that, this man will cry with laughter whenever you smash something, even if it's just a cookie.
─ Surely he tried more than once to throw you at an enemy in the hope that you would break them somehow.
─ Probably the only ones worried about your clumsiness are Avdol and Kakyoin, sometime you will break some part of your body yourself, in fact, your skin is already covered in bruises from crashing into furniture or objects.
─ Polnareff is in the middle, he makes fun of you and worries, he could use you as a wall if a stone goes towards him but he will help you if he sees that you step on your own pants.
─ Iggy stays far enough away from you, he won't even bother attacking you when he's in a bad mood, he knows he'll lose if you hold him.
─ They are definitely not putting their lives in your hands, at least, not if you have to hold them, they prefer to rest on the ground than in your hands.
─ Were you a destroyer of worlds in another life?
─ The good part is that you always have funny stories to tell about moments that were uncomfortable but now funny, you lighten the tension of the trip in these small breaks.
─ Jotaro scolds you a lot because before you can do anything you're already apologizing, it's not like it's your fault that the objects seem to come to life in your hands and self-immolate.
─ You're going to start using your feet to grab things as your problems continue.
─ Although it's just a joke, Polnareff will surely support you with the idea of using your feet instead of your hands.
─ They wonder if you can magically rebuild something that is already broken if you touch it, obviously it doesn't happen.
─ Kakyoin jokes that after the trip you will form a demolition company.
─ Be prepared for a lot of bets on what will be the first thing you break when you arrive at a hotel.
─ Sometimes you even apologize to enemies because you broke something of theirs that was unnecessary to determine the victory of the battle.
─ Joseph seriously thinks that if you die you will cause an explosion that will destroy everything around you.
─ But despite everything, they are happy to have you as a companion, despite your clumsiness and your unwanted destruction, you were reliable, determined and gave moments worth remembering in this adventure.
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I don’t know if you take requests but like can you draw Joseph, Jotaro, and Josuke bonding like the family they are.
Also, I love your art! Have a nice day!^^
Yeah sure! It's not often I get platonic wholesome family requests so ofc!
This is all kind of a mix between the generations and dynamics 🫶🫶🫶 they're probably the closest family members imo
(Also thank you for complimenting my art 🤯🤯❗️‼️❗️❗️‼️)
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