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I honestly jones for tumblr, its so embarrassing to be in public because I see something and It reminds me I need to check tumblr and I start itching and scratching. Then suddenly all of the noises start to form, start to transform into unity.
Rain? “tumblr-tumblr tumblr-tumblr”
Cars? “Tumblrrrrrr Tumblrrrr”
Talks with people? “Yeah so I was -tumblr- and -tumblr-“
The faint clicking of a small bird? “tumblr-r-rr”
And eagle? “CAAWAAA-TumblRRRRRR”
The itching worsens by the minute, my overwhelming want evolves into intense powerful yearning.
Suddenly.. The world goes quiet.
Too quiet..
I feel the faint cold breath of someone NO something behind me.
I turn ever so slowly… Who could it be?
But then at the last second before I can see it. I get a notification on my phone.
“MUTUAL reblogged your post”
Suddenly my safety is no longer important.
Suddenly the cold breath gets impatient, I hear a far-away growl that is but a hair away from me. But for all I know it could be feet, miles, lightyears away.
I click on the notification, but the minute tumblr starts to pop up…
My phone goes black.
In the reflection are a pair of eyes.
“AHHHHHH” I try to scream, but all that comes out is a weird squawk (how very patriotic of me)
Then.
Just like my phone, just like … tumblr… the world. goes black…
The last thing I hear?
#tumblr#scary#horror#horror story#based on a true story#jonsing#yum yum yum#this is so embarassing that I love tumblr#tumblr is so embarassing#no offense#well you know what#take offense to that#i mean it#been on this godforsaken website for years#i think I have earned the right#supernatural#dean winchester#sam winchester#castiel#supernatural opening#spooky#happy easyer#wtf is easter#like actually#Like honest?#wtf is it?#pina colada
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Fluent Freshman - Part 08
PREVIOUS
FF knows that it might be possible to get a new flight and that the excuse of “Oh I found a flight so I could go spend the holiday with my Gran” would probably be unassailable even tot he great unknown of Andrew Minyard’s displeasure (FF has not yet figured out when the pin will drop and Andrew will come at him. The man is a stone wall but FF knows that Andrew doesn’t like him and that knowledge is confirmed every time Andrew and Captain Neil come into Nicky’s dorm and find FF there hanging out with Nicky and he sees both Andrew and Captain Neil frown at him.)
It’s just that it takes 7-10 business days for him to build up the nerve to have to call someone and deal with customer service and it would take more bravery than he currently has to press forward and actually get a flight that would WORK. He has a very limited window for when he can get to Washington. HIs Gran had called a friend to borrow a car to pick him up and that was only available during a 6 hour window on his arrival date.
He COULD get a taxi to his Gran’s house but… (“What if I get kidnapped, what if I get trafficked, how do I tell a normal taxi from a taxi that will take me to a place where I’ll wake up in an ice bath and down a kidney, what if the taxi driver doesn’t like me, what if the taxi driver wants to talk, I don’t have anything interesting to say! What if he says mean things about me in his native language on the phone and I have to pretend that I don’t know what he’s SAYING?)… he’d probably die during the hour long ride from the anxiety.
He tells his Gran and she promises to get a pie out to him A.S.A.P.
It almost makes him feel better until he remembers what he had agreed to when Andrew came at him at his WEAKEST MOMENT to get him to agree to spend an entire four days at the house in Columbia he has HEARD stories about.
FF, laying face down on the floor in Nicky’s dorm as Nicky pats his back: Nicky next time you see me about to agree to something that will result in me getting killed I NEED you to run up and just punch me in the jaw. I’m begging you. You know I’m a disaster.
Nicky thinking about how Andrew has gotten weirdly protective of FF since the whole step brother incident: I need you to understand that that will result in ME being killed which I am not a big fan of.
FF misunderstanding: My grandma’s not THAT strong Nicky. At most grandmothers from across the country will frown disapprovingly at you.
Nicky thinking about all the little old ladies who dote on FF for inexplicable reasons and how some of them know he’s FF’s friend and give Nicky the grandma experience he had lacked growing up: Somehow that’s even worse than what I was thinking :(
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Nicky coming to check on FF hours later: Are…are you watching the Saw movies?
FF taking copious notes: I need to prepare myself to survive Columbia. Do you have a basement or will Andrew be moving me to a secondary location?
Nicky walking over and shutting off the TV: I think it’s time to go to bed champ.
FF: If I don’t sleep then Andrew can’t drag me to a secondary location. I bought a 20 pack of five hour energy because that is the most the CVS would sell me.
Nicky: They cut you off??
FF: Yeah the manager there said he’d sell it as a ‘favor’ to a ‘loyal customer’ but to destroy my receipt and I had to buy in cash in case I die from a heart attack so it’s not linked to them. So if I play my cards right I have around 4 days of energy right here. I have looked up all the foods that can make you sleepy and will be avoiding them to stack the deck.
Nicky guiding FF towards his bedroom: Y’know that includes turkey. Also those five hour energy shots will be murder on your tummy. :(
FF: I am willing to make some sacrifices so I can live to see 19 Nicky. Also I figure I can just drink an entire bottle of Pepto per bottle of five hour energy resulting in a net neutral situation in my stomach.
Nicky tucking FF into bed carefully: Or result in you going to the hospital for an overdose get some sleep Smith. Andrew is not planning on killing you.
FF already falling asleep because his stress energy is running out: You have no idea how much he dislikes me and how much pepto my body can handle but you’re right about going to sleep. I’ll need my strength to power through the reverse bear trap let alone a laser collar.
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2 of Grandma Smith’s apple pies arrive in the early afternoon of Thanksgiving via a little old lady turning up at Abby’s house who is a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of Grandma Smith. The Foxes take a moment to marvel that somehow it is still warm despite apparently having been Granny expressed across the country despite the storm.
The delivering old lady pinches FF’s cheek and says not to be too disheartened and that his Grandma loves him and will see him for Christmas Break for SURE. She hands him a little note his Gran sent with the pies and he pointedly does not read it there.
This would make FF happy if he hadn’t been swearing up down left and right that he didn’t TALK to his grandma to Andrew whose eyes he can FEEL on him.
He manages a “THANKS.” In a perfectly normal tone. He has no memory that he already told Andrew and Captain Neil that he was spending the holiday with his grandma since he had blue screened at the offer last time and had rebooted in safe mode to power walk away from the situation.
“Your grandma is really nice.” Captain Neil says. “Those pies look good.”
FF, his anxiety momentarily overridden by a soul-deep love for his grandma, “My gran is the BEST and so are her pies.” And then he hears what he has said and walks back into Abby’s house to set out one pie for everyone else and goes and stress eats the second one on the living room couch after he promised Abby he’d clean up any mess.
He wonders if he’ll make it to Christmas Break as he sees Kevin Day staring at him in abject horror while Andrew stares straight at him.
Even with the attention on him he decides to check the note the other granny had given him from his Gran. It is in her native polish so he feels his shoulders relax since no one would be able to read it.
‘For my little Chicken, this isn’t your last meal like you texted me. I know you will be fine. I am thankful for you in my life every day.’
He tucks the note in his pocket and feels a little better.
NEXT
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#Fluent Freshman AU#Andrew is a man who can't help but be impressed when someone can put away an entire pie#Kevin is a man who is planning an entire diet plan for FF because JFC he's not going to let there be 2 ANDREWS#Nicky is jonsing for a slice but Abby won't let him have one until after dinner#FF gets to eat the pie because he's so visibly distraught about not seeing his gran and Abby's heart aches for him#FF gets to eat a pie on her couch#As a treat#Besides FF is down like 4 pounds he needs the weight#AFTG#AFTG AU#AFTG OC#AFTG shitpost#AFTG Fic#My Fic#andreil#FF - Pt. 08
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✲Summer☀︎Sunny☀︎Bunny☀︎Vi✲
Creator: Jones鸦萧
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#piltover's finest#vi#fanart#violyn#arcane#weibo#lofter#arcane vi#vi arcane#violet#jonse x#piltover’s finest#league of legends
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not me recording a youtube video only to find out i didn’t hit record on the camera so i film it again only for me to realize i never turned the mic on
#me: i love making videos and playing viddy games! it makes me happy i should do it more :) november! i'll set a schedule#me: six days into november camER-A? what is THAT? never heard of such a thing#i'll record it tomorrow not like skellydun has a lot of people jonsing for new content lmao but i do find it fun and love reading the 5#peoples comments#i WILL get better at it
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Addict Sam should be explored more, I think
#paige rambles on#look at him jonsing so bad in this episode#all i can really think of fic wise is asunder that explores this#maybe i need to read some more season 4-5 era fic#spn 4x20
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Gal Godot in Keeping Up With The Jonses
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missing him (that one like crazy season where the jonses where living with the coopers cuz they where all dating or somthing but then jellybean like made weird snuff films where she murdered them so then jellybean and jugdad left on a motorcycle)
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the dynamic summary for the wmas jonses is literally just;
cassandra: if anyone makes fun of you for saying okie dokie, you will kill them. good luck
casey: thanks for the order boss i will try my best!
#she would die for him#and NOT because hes her kid its more complicated than that why why why do ppl make a fresh young adult cassdandra act like a mother when#she so clearly is not she is 19 she is a teenager stop having her treat him like a son stop stop stop#JUST BECAUSE ITS AN OBJECTIVE FACT DOESNT MEAN SHE HAS TO DROP EVERYTHING AND ACT LIKE SHE IS THE WOMAN WHO RAISED HIM.#AAAAUUGUUGHGHGHGHGHHH#pain.#we'll meet again soon#smth smth the motherification of badass female characters etcetc#chiangy.txt
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"Wanna see how that ends?"
Creator: Jones鸦萧
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#caitvi#vi#piltover's finest#violyn#vicait#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn#fanart#arcane#weibo#lofter#jones#jonse-x#twitter
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Genuinely can't believe I found someone else who also likes Mr. Bloom. And I was thinking "Oh I bet their last post will be from like...2019 at best" and then I saw your last reblog is from 2 days ago??? Can't believe this honestly! Super glad to have found this blog
@feathery-dickmuffins
Sorry for the delay in answering, wanted to wait till I drew sumfin.
Hell yeah, I'm still active! I'll always come back to my babygrrrrl 'Flower Face McMurderhands'--He's got a good grip on me afterall uwu;;
Tbh I've been jonsing to draw him a lot lately with all the potent inspo that's been coming my way so expect more -hopefully- soon!
#I've been ill and my life has been consumed w treating my illness#but I've been getting better even if it's been a slow steep climb#munsona#more like bunsona#mister bloom#mr. bloom#mr bloom#my art#digital#featherydickmuffins#❀ out of cosmos ✿
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comment on the island in the sun mv (spike jonse version)
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november 2nd
aman hotel, nyc
"the project is dead in the water, waste of fucking time to come out here and try to save it." vince muttered into the phone, ignoring the displeased looks of the other patrons at his hotel's bar. his wife tried in vain to offer assurances and reminders of other, more promising projects, that he had to look forward to but he curtly cut her off. "-they're gonna sell the rights to netflix and wash their hands of it." netflix. what a fucking joke. vince wrestled with his collar and managed to loosen the tie around his neck with just one hand. "between streaming and metoo it's a wonder movies actually get made anymore." good movies, movies that actually had some fucking artistry to them. citizen kane or apocalypse now, taxi driver, psycho, god damn he'd even settle for blue velvet.
talia started speaking again and vince motioned to the bartender for another jack and coke before noticing the redhead several stools away putting drinks back like her life depended on it. vince wasn't sure if it was trashy or hot. maybe somewhere between. he gave several noncommittal "yeah" and "mm"s into the phone's receiver but had all but checked out of the conversation in lieu of watching the stranger nearly slump out of her chair. christ, what a mess. he turned away and grabbed at the fresh drink that had been sat before him. "i don't know when i'll be home. i'll have to check the flights." he barked with annoyance.
the conversation carried on uneventfully for another five minutes before vince told his wife goodbye and he loved her and maybe they should go out for dinner when he got back home--that little indian place she liked despite it giving her gas strong enough to kill a horse. that seemed to make up for the piss poor mood he'd been in when the call began. he could always get her to forgive him. it didn't take much.
he left the bar to take a leak, standing unzipped at the urinal when the redhead walked in. did she fucking follow him? vince shook his dick and quickly put it away, shooting a look at her over his shoulder as he did so. "jesus christ.." he coughed and covered his face with an arm as a sudden wave of nausea inducing rot hit him. "what the fuck are you on?" because it was obvious from the glazed look in her eyes and drool pooling from her mouth that she had to be on something. he figured she was trying to make some cash. followed him in here for a blowjob or handy in hopes of getting a twenty to secure her next hit. she'd certainly looked like she was jonsing while sitting at the bar.
getting the feeling that she wasn't going to turn around and leave, vince decided to walk past her and leave it as someone else's problem. as he got close and the smell intensified she seemed to suddenly come out of her daze and lash out at him. vince spun quickly and just barely made it past as she fell on the spot he'd previously been standing. her hand pulled the sleeve of his dress pants and he turned to look down at her with bewilderment and disgust. he watched as she pulled his leg closer to her mouth, biting down with inhuman strength causing him to holler in pain. "fffuck!" he did the only thing that made sense---brought his free foot down on her head and stomped repeatedly, mush flying through the air and decorating the men's bathroom in reds and brows and pinks. despite pieces of her brain now being stuck to vince's face, he had to pry her grip off finger by finger and then use both hands to slide his calf out of her jaw. he fell to the floor, breathing heavy, watching the blood pool under his torn pants.
what the fuck just happened?
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The Flights and colloquialisms
Earth: The Newfie "Yes b'y," or "G'wan!"
Fire: A loud/quick inhale as a way of saying "Yup".
Water: saying "Biff" instead of "Thrown"
Wind: "Oo, yeah, naw," is "No", "Yeah, naw, yuh" is "yes". They talk fast, but use a lot of words
Lightning: "Jeet yet?" is "Did you eat yet?". These guys can compound ANY word and the only reason they speak faster than Wind Flight dragons is the fact they'll make three words into one
Light: "Hosers" as an insult
Shadow: "Keeners" as an insult
Plague: They say "Jonsing" as in "Jonsing for something", like "hankering"
Nature: These guys are dangerously close to doing the "Eh" thing but actually do the "Hey?" thing as a way of saying "Right?". Like "Cold out today, hey?"
Ice: These guys do the "Eh?". People deny we do the "Eh" thing but I swear to god everyone in the maratimes does it. I do it. I'm guilty. And so is the whole Ice Flight.
Arcane: Ending their statements with "Doncha know"
#These are all Canadian ITS ALL I KNOW OK#Flight Rising#fr#I'm guilty of most of these and I only notice when I listen to myself talk
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"Ram Navmi in India: Same, but like with added falvour of being stoned and attacked because you were provocative to the non hindus by paassing a procession to the temple🥰"
Oh i thought ram navami is a festival in which hindus take out their swords and play "mulla madarchod" "songs that says to fuck muslim women" infront of a mosque and expect them (the targetted community the mullas) instead of reacting and getting struck by the title of stone pelters you want them to simply let you go when hindus where the one's who proked them lmao Ram ji bade khush hoge🥰🥰🥰
Bhai tujhe kaise pata khush honge ya nahi? Ram ji khud btake gaye the ya Akaashvani hui thi tere liye bhi kans jaise?
nahi btate?
Chalo koi na
Itna bata do ki librandu ho ya offended?
aur jonse bhi ho, ye bhi bta do ki ye exclusive news piece laaye kaha se jo aaj tak kisi ne na suna tha na dange ke time disclose kiya tha? Kyunki talwaar wave karna wagerah to humne bhi dekha tha, but saala ye sab kab bola gaya? NIA bhi baith gayi ab to, unhe nahi mila to aapko kaise pta?
Ram ji btake gaye the kya jab ye bolne aaye the ki khush hain ya nahi?
Itna to pata hai na ki claim thopne se pehle proof dene hote hai?
Saala humpe har saal pathhar phainke jaatey hai, is is baar ki baat nahi hai, kitne states mein fainke gaye is baar bhi, aur har baar koi naya bahana ki ye hua tha, wo hua tha, aur proof kabhi dete nahi.
They are doing this habitually every year at this point, do you really think they are being provoked (publicly, might I add) every year in such a secretive manner that no one ever finds out?
#asks#anon bhai ki asks#ram navmi 2023#hinduphobia#nahi kaise bna lete ho bahane extremists ko excuse karne ke?#Bhai ye merko wire tak pe bhi nahi mila#Aur uspe to already propaganda bhara pada hai#Not to mention merko pata hai right wing mein aise log hain#Jo aisi harkat kar sakte hai#But saala ye to hua hi nahi
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�� Jonsing hard. Real hard. Maybe a hunt will help. God I need something
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