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grievetherat · 3 months

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My two weed smoking girlfriends

#beatles #the rolling stones #the beatles #rolling stones #mick jagger #john lennon #why is this weirdly gender envy #jk hahaha #weed smoking gfs

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clair-de-lunar-tears · 6 months

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the mission where he has to ask pod what a toothbrush is made my day

but are you telling me this man eats dinner (source: when he tells 2B he wants to make it home for dinner) and just doesn't do anything with his teeth

#the real questions #no wonder 2b wants to keep a healthy distance #jk hahaha #nier automata #9s

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nemaliwrites · 5 months

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9/24 chapters edited...pray for me 💔

#whY is this fic not done yet #we are almost at a year since i started this #1 like = 1 prayer #the chapters that are done are in ao3 already #and it's taking all of my self control to not press post yet #i guess i will hold off a bit longer <- girl who literally has the hardest life of anyone ever #i also want to post snippets of this but grrrr technically i'm not supposed to #...should i #jk hahaha #unless....#in pursuit of the uneatable

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suiana · 9 months

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soup pls give me rizz advice for my crush who left me on read </3 dies

go to their house and watch them slsep

#suiana's sinners #JK HAHAHA #perhaps try not to appear too clingy #it might throw some people off #maybe call them petnames #be confident

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noisebreaker · 1 year

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Kuya what’s you istetik outfit for today’s vidyow? :)

No outfit, just gutay-gutay na brip.

#jk hahaha

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sofiaruelle · 5 months

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Just wanted to draw something cozy

#stardew valley #stardew leah #sdv leah #stardew leah x farmer #sdv leah x farmer #farmer leche #jk i just miss drawing Salad Milk #in the words of sza #its cuffing season~#well... its technically peak cuffing seazon now hahaha #a lil after care moment for #salad milk spoon and fork #suggestive 👀👀👀

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solargeist · 1 year

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q quackity full design !!! the little wings on his beanie are fake

#my art #qsmp #quackity #mcyt #sketching #the scarves are long enough to wrap around wilbur and luzu hahaha jk unless...

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chaoticstrawberrywerewolf · 7 months

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PEEK-A-BOOO!!!

Toji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WTF

My exams are over now so many memes and ffs will be there as i have a lot of ideas

#jujustsu kaisen x reader #satoru gojo x reader #jujutsu kaisen #funny memes #nanami kento #toji x reader #jujustsu kaisen au #sukuna #hahahaha #jk hahahah #hahaha help #hahahahaha #hahahahhaha #lmaooooo

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s0ft-karina · 12 days

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i’m giving birthday sex tonight and i’m so excited HAHA. gonna be a fun night ✨✨

#dear diary post ✨#hmu if you want birthday sex HAHAHA #jk #but imagine 🤪

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hotmcrodz · 9 months

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I made a redacted oc thats a sonar energetic

Heres some fake thumbnails i made for them

Their name is raph and they have a electro energetic listener ::]

#hotrodz #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted oc #original character #ask me about them pls hahaha jk #but what if thoe #art

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that-fox-thing · 6 months

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As promised, here he is

The Boy’s here

No static or text version here (I think):

#he was a pain in the ass to draw #so much metal and light bounce #original art #the sun and moon show #sams fanart #my art #fnaf #the bloodmoon and ruin eclipse show #jigsaw #send help #please #sams ruin #fnaf ruin #hahaha jk #took 49 hours

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buticanfixhernoreallyican · 15 days

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feeling kinda icky about the rollout of ttpd tbh

#taylor swift #obviously i’m excited for the music but the whole “oh wow get this limited edition cd before it’s gone jk you can get it again hahaha” is #giving over consumption & capitalism #making fans feel pressured to buy 4 cds for new photocards or a bonus track is just dumb to me

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prismaticheretic · 14 days

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ADAM'S COOKING 🍳💖

#Adam Met #AJR #No but I want him to consume me just like he will that Ramen #Adam let me be your miso #Crack me open like you just did with that egg #i mean that in a feral way and not a spicy way #hahaha jk jk ... unless???

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paperglader · 1 year

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🕯️ Imodna love 🕯️

Confession

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Help me power this shit up for this thursday pls

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codecurucho · 5 months

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HE TRIPLE FAKED US OUT WITH THE LORE WHAT A BASTARD (affectionate)

#guys im not doing lore...or am i? jk or am I? hahaha anyways...*lore*#qsmp #code caws #q!philza

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sukugo · 7 months

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i have to ask because i adore you and i want to know about your new blorbos- who are they and what are they and why are they always soaked in blood

JDHSJFHJFDDJFFSDFDF, oh man where do i start cassie.

they're from the anime/manga jujutsu kaisen, and they are:

gojo satoru. love of my fucking life. my fucking everything my boy my man, i am so so in LOVE with this man i cant even begin to tell u. he consumes my every waking thought, my life is dedicated to seeing him get fucked. (he's the guy in my header humping his all into the other's arm)

and (ryoumen) sukuna. beautiful sexy evil man.

(can u tell who's my fave)

so in this world, we have jujutsu sorcerers, who are people with special powers that they use to defeat/exorcise curses, which are basically evil spirits born of negative human emotions

gojo is the strongest jujutsu sorcerer alive. he is insanely strong, not a single person can go against him. his powers make it so that u literally physically cannot touch him. he controls "infinity" and can warp space, and he also has pretty special eyes that let him perceive things at a much deeper level than a regular person. those two things combined make him quite literally untouchable. and insanely powerful.

as for sukuna, he used to be a human who lived thousands of years ago, who used to be the strongest sorcerer of his time, and is considered to be the strongest sorcerer in history. he is the King of Curses, no one could ever defeat him, or destroy his soul, which he divided into his 20 preserved fingers so it would survive through time, even after dying.

so itadori yuuji

this lil baby boy (literally the babiest sweetest boy to exist btw) (he's actually the main character haha)

due to some stuff, he ends up eating one of sukuna's mummified fingers and sukuna reincarnates inside him. yuuji becomes a vessel for sukuna, who lives inside yuuji's mind now and sometimes takes over his body (reason why they look the same)

and now, yuuji is sentenced to be executed bc he holds the most evil sorcerer in history inside him, but gojo goes nope! wait a minute, let's not do that. and manages to convince the people in charge to postpone yuuji's execution, saying that they'll get yuuji to find and eat all of sukuna's fingers and then execute him, getting rid of sukuna all in one go.

ok so that's the context (that's actually what the anime's about haha), but as to gojo and sukuna.

THEY ARE IN LOVE

well, they're there. sdkkhfkjdkfdf

ok no, so like they do their things right. gojo is a teacher (tho we never actually see him do any teaching lmao) and sukuna lives inside yuuji and causes trouble sometimes. they don't really ever interact in the story (they literally meet and have a lil confrontation, decide to kill each other and never talk again djshjfdasdadfd) (until they actually have their Fight, more on that later)

BUT!!!!!!!! they may not interact, but they are completely tied together narratively.

as u can see, they're both the strongest from their respective times, so they have a lot of links when it comes to their characters themselves and what they are referred to in the story. specifically that, in being the strongest, they exist in a plane above everyone else, literally untouchable.

now, in the story, this position of strongest is coupled with solitude, being the strongest meaning u're alone and no one else understands you bc of this

and SO they have their fight. bc plot reasons right. this is obv what it was all gonna lead to. fight of the two strongest.

and the fight, consequently, revolves around that idea of solitude, and understanding each other.

which like. ok. yeah we saw that coming. ofc. no big deal.

EXCEPT, to make reference to their relationship and that idea of understanding each other, the term that is used is, and i kid u not, love.

there's a very specific phrase that is used multiple times between them. which is actually used originally with a character who shows romantic feelings towards sukuna.

she challenges sukuna to a fight and sukuna promises to marry her if she wins. her goal in this fight is to share in sukuna's solitude and show him love (read R→L)

but she says this to sukuna and this. this is his reaction.

SUKUNA KNOWS LOVE ALREADY

to which she gets super pissed bc that's not!!! love!!!!!!!

sukuna defeats/kills her. and u know when the next time that exact fucking phrase is used? when sukuna and gojo finally meet again and set up the date to have their Fight, where sukuna remembers her words

which tells us that.

sukuna was.

thinking about gojo when she said that.

*screams into hands*

BUT IT DOESN'T STOP THERE. this phrase is then repeated. multiple times.

1. right after gojo punches the fuck out of sukuna:

2. said in reference to gojo, when he realizes there's a chance of him losing:

3. gojo reminiscing about their fight:

so, as u can see, they were going to teach each other love. their fight is. canonically. about teaching each other love. what the FUCK.

but ENOUGH love talk (or else i'm at risk of going crazy insane)

LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW THEY'RE LOADED WITH SEXUAL TENSION

this was in their first meeting where they fought (for quite literally 10 seconds)

like... why he do dat.... .......... . ....

next day sukuna goes "hey im gonna kill u first <3" and gojo just goes "teehee omg really? *hair twirl* <3"

they also decide to have their final battle on dec 24 which is like a super romantic date in japan (explicitly said so by another character)

and their FIGHT. it is LITERALLY just them flirting and touching each other

LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i fucking lost it. i still haven't recovered. that is the hottest thing i've ever seen in my life. gojo wants that dick so fucking bad

not to mention thigh grabs and hand touchies

and the entirety of the fight is just them having fun 😭😭 they're supposed "enemies" on opposite sides and the fate of the world is at stake here, but they actually don't give a fuck about that.

they're literally smiling and having a great fucking time. this fight for them is just play. their fight is just for them to have fun as the strongest and to connect with each other. they're enemies but they don't hate each other or anything, they only search for that sense of fulfillment in each other OTL

AND ABOUT THAT, oh my GOD

sukuna wins. he defeats gojo. and at the end, this. is what sukuna says to gojo at the end of the fight:

FUCKING. I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU. SCREAAAAM THAT'S ROMANCEEEEEE.

and the soft smile? the fucking petals falling all over them? oh GOD they're trying to kill me

but that's on sukuna's side, what about for gojo? well

HE GENUINELY TRIED TO REACH SUKUNA, GAVE IT HIS ALL TO CONNECT WITH HIM. TO TEACH HIM LOVE AGFKDHSKFHFKJFHDF (BUT HE FAILED HE COULDN'T GIVE SUKUNA WHAT SUKUNA GAVE HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

HHRRRRGJFHSJDFHDSJFSDFA KJHDKFJSFKASLDKS ADKJKFHEWRKJEKRKTRELRW

and if i start crying OTL

but alas *deep breaths*

even without all that they're just very fucking sexy. two insane powerful men going at it? come on. how could u NOT want them together. they both hold the same title of the strongest, might as fucking well fuck nasty about it.

and oh god, when i tell u gojo is a fucking brat and he's so strong and untouchable, but then sukuna is capable of putting him down which is. insanely sexy. and i need it. i need gojo obliterated. and i know sukuna won't let me down (AND HE DID NOT. HE OBLITERATED THAT MAN) can he now obliterate his holes too

agdkhfhdkhdhs, anyways.... yeah.. that is the situation.........

im just gonna end this by saying

SUKUGO MY LOVES

#f.ask #jjk #sukugo #i fr laughed so much at 'why are they always soaked in blood' sajhdkashfkjasflaf bc yeah yeah they are #and it's bc the fight's the only proper interaction they've had that was longer than a few seconds jhashdksafjk 😭😭😭#they're actually not new blorbos haha. i've had them for over three years since the anime first came out and i got obsessed #then i got into other stuff as u know. but right now my obsession has reawakened :D #but yes they're my otp yeah they're a fucking rarepair #jk tho. honestly honestly they arent a rarepair. not anymore #it just feel like it here on tumblr dfksdjfkdsj 😭😔#they used to be tho. it was so bad back then that i was literally the one who had to create the ship tag ajfhjasgfajhkahf #which like..i mean yeah. bc before it was ONLY their first meeting 10 sec confrontation and that 5 sec 'ill kill u' 'im honored'#that was IT for 3 years. their actual fight is recent #and it fucking killed me bc it was SO SO SO GAY. my starved lil heart was given so MUCH #IN CONCLUSION #i just want sukuna to fuck gojo that is all thank u for coming to my ted talk sukugo my beloveds <3 #i feel like ive rambled too much hdasgdisfhkjafdkjdasds SO SORRY for making u read all that 🙈🙈🙈#i hope all this makes sense #and that it makes my posts a bit more comprehensible hahaha #giving u the biggest KISS <333333 #and idk if u're interested in it but if u are then i'd def def recommend jujutsu kaisen!! it's really good its super fun!!!#full of Pain and Suffering too but like. shhh. it's super cool.

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