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queenendless · 29 days

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💗 Cafe Time 💗

A/n: Imma count this as an April Fool's prank cause it's kinda nonsense.

AU centric where JJK cast here are chibis, as is everyone else in this world, and you are the sole normal sized human there.

Cute fluffy filled crack nonsense that is short as hell and cause I've wanted to write chibi stuff for a long time.

Itafushi, NobaMaki, and HaiNana crumbs here and there but SatoSugu x GN!Reader in the end.

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AND HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S! 💌

The tale of a regular sized normie getting teleported to a Japan where everyone but themselves is chibi sized.

Their resisting negation to cursed energy that in the strongest in the country leads to your immediate discovery and recruitment into a place to stay as well as work by a burly mid aged bearded man with shades.

Tokyo Metropolitan Curse Technical College Cafe.

Your newfound workplace and home. Where you met some regulars that quickly became your favorites.

“L/n-san~!” Dear Yuji lifted the cookie atop him, smothered in whipped cream with a bright smile and a wave reserved for you. “Eat me~! Just kidding~!”

Your pinky finger gently ruffled his salmon haired head. “Your teasing is very much warranted, you precious boi.”

In the parfait cup filled with ice cream, whipped cream and berries, a storm cloud raged atop Megumi's brooding head. “Get me outta here or I will shatter this glass.”

Yuji's face became pale with doom, hissing at you conspiratory. “He ain't kidding.”

You reached down and pulled out said grumpy Megumi who took the shinigami dog shaped candy, bashfully thanked you, and shyly pecked you on the cheek, compelling you to smooch him right on the nose. “Favorite tsundere here.”

You dropped him down on table level for Yuji to smother his boi in a good old bear hug; his infectious smile causing his emo bae to blush and ease into it and smile back.

“Maki-san~! Nibble on me~!” Nobara sung suggested cozied smack dabbed in her macaron.

“You idiot. Why did you have to admit that out loud? Here of all places?” Maki murmured, bashfully blushing, looking away amiss her red bean filled pancake sandwich.

“Maki-san! I love you~!” An unashamed Nobara rushed outta her macaron to tackle Maki into a bean pasted draped hug.

“Here.” You lifted off their pancake cover before handing a decent sized handkerchief to the girls as you passed by, earning winks of thanks from the pair before their stained faces grew messier as they commended a make out session under said hankie.

“Konbu! Tsuna Tsuna! Mentaiko!” The orange topped Toge waves eagerly at you from his perched spot on his own cupcake.

“I see you my boi and I've missed you too.” Your offered finger was taken by the rice ball speaking boi, swinging him to land before Panda lounging in the middle of a smore treat.

“Give me a hand, little buddy, tall buddy.”

“Takana!” Toge's mini hand and your long finger were more than enough to pull the fuzzy cursed doll out, though the chocolate sauce and marshmallows stuck to his fur.

You magically pulled out a wet rag to clean him up, humming at the now pristine baby. “My gift to you, my precious Panda.”

“L/n-san! Lift off please and thank you~!”

You picked up Yu's back collar to place him atop his fruit sandwich for him to slide down the creamy path, bumping right into Nanami. “Sandwich slide, hazah~!”

“Why must you condone this nonsense?” Kento commented through a mouthful of his subway sandwich, lightly bopping Haibara on his noggin as an attempted scolding.

“He's your partner. You tell me.” Your sassiness made the stern Nanami purse his lips at you in defiance but had Haibara chortling to his further annoyance, firmly tugging on his cheeks to gargle those noises, only amusing his partner more, finally doing here and now to kiss him just to keep him quiet.

Haibara's face glowed all smitten like. “Aw I love you too – !”

“Hush you and eat.” Nanami couldn't suppress a grin as he ate his subway with his favorite boi.

“Job well done, fellow yaoi buddy.” Shoko snorted at what she just saw, lounging in her lemon tea sponge cake, raising her small palm for you to give a carefully slow high five indeed.

“Keep your hands to yourself, assassin.” Riko narrowed dagger eyes at the scarred man across the room, cherry atop her head as she floated in a literal ice cream soda float.

“Riko-sama, be cautious, now.” Misato cautioned her, doing her best to stay blended within her fruity spread.

“I think he's retired from that lifestyle now.” You assured the pair, settling their nerves down when you handed them a plush doll with two eyes, eight legs and horns for them to cuddle and ride on.

“Suguru~ They're so pretty~!” Satoru plopped red bean paste sweetness into his mouth as he watched you move to and fro throughout the cafe.

Suguru munched on the cherry that sat atop with him on the cupcake. “Despite the major height difference, I will admit they look docile.”

“In that case – !” Gojo got down on one knee. “Marry us please~!”

Geto nearly choked. “Toru, we're still dating!”

Gojo got up to kiss him fully on the lips. “Well, we've practically been wedded since day one so …”

Geto's eyes crinkled with tender mirth, humming as he kissed back. “Can't argue with that logic.”

Grabbing his hand, the albino of the two floated them both on up high to reach you. “Plus, a poly ship is very sexy~”

The fact that the iconic strongest pair landed on either shoulder to kiss you simultaneously on your cheeks touched your heart.

“Aw, I – MMPH!”

The super human chibi that is Toji threw his bagel like a Frisbee disk right into your mouth. “Oi. You. This donut ain't cuttin’ it for me. Get me some beer, huh?”

“Dad!” Megumi snapped on your behalf.

“He is a beast.” Yuji anxiously sweated at the alarmingly impressive feat.

“I wanna duel him even more now.” Maki, a fellow non-cursed fighter, got fired up after peaking outside to witness his simple yet stellar stunt.

“Eh!? We already called dibs!” Gojo flared up, steam coming outta his ears.

“Hands off, monkey.” Geto emanated pure unfiltered hatred for the brute killer.

All three men had their eyes cast in shadow as literal sparks of agitation flew between them, ruining the cozy vibe of the cafe.

Able to chew and swallow that bagel up, you could speak again. “Knock yourself out, you beast.” Whisking out a jug of booze outta the blue, you knew the superhuman killer could take it, his smug self already chugging it down with one hand.

“Physically gifted,” Yuji and Maki breathed out in amazement.

“As I was gonna say,” you cupped your hands out for GoGe to sit on, your e/c eyes sparkling down at them, “Of course I'll marry you two. Size and all.”

A giggling Satoru and an amused Suguru are over the moon with your acceptance, bringing them close enough for them to smooch your lips in unison.

However later, you got an earful of “Goddamn” from your chibi sized boss at giving someone alcohol at his fine establishment.

But, you could tolerate it.

All these cuties make it all worth it.

Especially your new beaus.

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kokolate · 2 months

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my two favorite anime ships

Crazy, right? Not only one of them (with the hair bun) turns evil and comment genocide, but also get killed by their own lover.

Mikasa to Eren: "my most beloved, my dear".

Satoru to Suguru: "my one and only".

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jeireilostt · 8 months

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#JJK tweets #jujutsu kaisen texts #jujutsu kaisen tweets #jujutsu satoru #gojo satoru #megumi fushiguro #itadori yuji #nobara kugisaki #shoko ieiri #jjk suguru #geto suguru #satosugu #satoru x suguru #JJK ships #itafushi #itadori x megumi

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nanaslutt · 2 months

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1. nanami x higuruma YESYESYES so based omfg, their vibes are so similar and they would absolutly bond over being businessmen, nanami would take him to his fav bread shop heh

2. shiu x toji ANOTHER BANGER UR TASTE IS IMMACULATE, its cannon shiu helped toji take care of baby megumi when mamaguro died and i can absolutely see toji secretly falling head over heels for him watching him take care of his kid sobs

3. naoya x satoru “idk if it’s rare” i’ve never heard of this ship in my life and ik u said not to ask but bae i need an explanation bcs WHAT

4. kashimo x yuuta i don’t get this one at all but im fond of their interactions. i like how competitive they are lol, i think it’s funny to watch them bicker

5. toji x gojo im not a fan of gojo x toji or geto x toji but ty for specifying they’re both legal at least bcs ive seen too many teen gojo x adult toji shippers 👎 also the addition of “i like that they killed each other” in unhinged LMFAOOO

#jjk #jjk ships #rare pairs #jjkrarepairs

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latinokokonoi · 4 months

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i haven’t talked about inuokko in a while but i daydreamed about yuuta being the type of boyfriend to take off his t-shirt or hoodie and put it on toge’s face each time he finds him sleeping. toge likes it because yuuta’s scent gives him the comfort he needs

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wrongfourtytwo · 10 days

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I mean… them.

#fanart #digital sketch #digital art #jjk fanart #jjk #jjk fluff #jjk ships #mahoraga #sukuna #jjk sukuna #jjk mahoraga #mahoraga x

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junsei-draws-rotasu · 8 days

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I fell into the rabbit hole called Charcater Ai. Late to join the trend l, I know. But this wouldn’t have happened if it weren’t for the bet I made with a friend. (Which you should hold the of your bargain, don’t make me @ you)

Anyway—Since my current fixation is JJK, I decided to talk to JJK characters and I notice that no matter what I do, STSG AIs always end up in a toxic relationship where Gojo is always miserable and Geto being the toxic one in the relationship. Which is frankly not true but somehow it always lands there.

FYI, I always try to make it PG and nice with the AI but somehow it went NSFW and toxic with those two. This never happened when I tried doing it to NanaGo or SukuGo. Except some NSFW stuff but it’s consented at least. Not with stsg.

Seriously, I expect SukuGo to be at least toxic but nah. Anyway, just found it odd.

#satosugu #gojo satoru #nanami kento #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #nanago #sukugo #geto suguru #jjk ships #character ai #SeiTalks

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undermine-the-instinct · 8 months

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WHAT IS WITH THIS TIKTOK TREND IN THE JJK FANDOM? SUKUNA X CINDERELLA? GOJO X ELSA? GETO X TINKERBELL? TOJI X BUZZLIGHTYEAR?

#The Nanami x Tiana one is good tho i can see the chemistry #like unironically #but everything ELSE???#i wanna write some crack fics now #lolllll #my stuff #thoughts #general #cicitalks #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo #geto #toji #nanami #jjk ships

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cumflyer2000 · 2 months

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I’m so tired of seeing those Geto x Gojo posts I’m actually about to implode. it’s everytime I fucking scroll, no matter if I click not interested or block the accounts THEY STILL END UP ON MY FYP. HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP.

#satosugu #gojo satoru #jjk fanart #jjk #sugusato #anime and manga #jjk geto #fandom #ships #jjk ships

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kdjojo · 2 months

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Bro Gojo was legit resisting the urges to grab Geto (ass)

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camaroncito · 3 months

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i think i figured out why i didnt like yutaxmaki and its because my beloved yuta is in the middle of my yuri ship (nobamaki)

#yuta get out of there #nobamaki #yutamaki #shipping #jjk #jjk ships

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poppiip · 1 year

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i’d like to think that while satosugu is obviously soulmates + finally finding someone who sees you for you and still loves you anyway and Hainana is first love (or learning to find joy in the little things? i’m not in 2 deep with that ship)

Nanago to me, atleast, is the aftermath of losing what you thought forever and coming to terms you’ll never find someone like that again..but also learning it’s possible and completely okay to love someone else just as much.

also if these 2 were together they’d be an old married couple from day 1 lol

#satosugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru #haibara yu #nanami kento #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #hainana #jjk ships #sorry if this makes no sense #i say a lot of bs sometimes and go #yeah this makes sense #edit: i forgot the fucking nanago tag #nanago #i am not a smart man

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coellico · 9 days

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gojohime shippers are like **they go in satosugu videos to swear and say "that's disgusting, they're just friends, almost brothers" - you bring canonical arguments showing how much of a couple they are - they "my god, a bunch of fetishists, they can't just see friendship!!!"

friend shut the fuck up.

#satosugu #anti gojohime #gego #jjk ships

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astrowaffles · 1 year

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Their hearts beat in sync