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oatmealcrisp-freak · 2 years

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Alright. I trust yall enough to put this out there as a personal boundary, between yall and I, and hope you’ll do me the honour of respecting that.

I don’t know if this is an attitude shared among my mutuals or followers, but I’m straight up tired of seeing it.

TLDR if you like to threaten people or tell them to kill themselves over fandom shit, lets not be around each other, please and thank you!

Further clarity, cautions, disclaimers, refrains, caveats, etc, below.

(Please refrain from reblogging.)

If you act like this

Telling someone or even an entire demographic to off themselves, or threatening assault or murder, is cute or funny

You’re comfortable telling people that (I don’t care about what you think or what you grumble to yourself in private where nobody can hear you, this is about what you express to other people) or comfortable mounting harrassment campaigns along these lines

and aren’t interested in rethinking or changing that

outside the absolute most egregious of situations,

then I politely ask we DNI. Block or unfollow me or give me a heads up so I can block you, or something. Just do me a favour and lets not interact.

For clarity’s sakes

I’m not talking writing Kim Jong Un’s name in a Death Note or some hypothetical equivalent, I’m talking actually going to people or putting it out there with intent for them to see/hear, incl. ‘as a joke’ or ‘just a meme’. DNs don’t work IRL. Running someone over does. Sexual assault does. Telling people to off themselves, even as a ‘joke’, does.

I'm allowing room for contexts I can't think of atm where it might be an appropriate, funny, or level response. I’m trusting you all to take time to judge for yourselves whether or not the context is appropriate to this level of reaction.

This isn’t about ‘punch nazis’, this isn’t about legislation affecting our health or safety, this isn’t about fighting back against genuine discrimination that impedes our humanity. This is about low stakes disagreements being taken to an extreme. Hell, even less low stakes stuff like veganism, if you’re cool with saying stuff like this, let’s not be around each other. Nothing against veganism in general but certain types of people who happen to be vegan are way too comfy talking genocide and ‘KYS if you disagree with me’ for my personal preferences. Tastes, even.

Generally speaking it’s abhorrent to me, especially in such, frankly, low stakes contexts where no rights are actually being infringed upon like 90% of fandom.

Yknow. That thing where we’re basically playing with our toys in the sandboxes of our minds with each other.

Someone else having a different headcanon than you about Blorbo’s gender or sexuality just doesn’t justify that level of response imo, it is not WW3. You don’t have to like or agree with it, of course not, but let’s be real.

There are funnier, more effective, and less cruel ways to disagree with a person than baiting them to end their lives or threatening their lives or safety. As anyone who’s been bullied will tell you, our words, our jokes, have real effects and in those real effects lay real possibilities.

I don’t want to say you’re automatically “responsible” if someone takes you up on that, I’m not entirely comfortable with that enough to make a blanket statement about it.

What I am saying is if those possibilities you put out there are something you’re comfortable with happening and moreover are comfortable encouraging to happen

I don’t feel safe around you, straight up.

Thank you.

(Please refrain from reblogging.)

x2 jic asdfgas

#tw suicide mention #tw assault mention

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ashenworth · 3 years

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Summary: Finally back in the Devildom, Damien spends some time with his favourite demon.

Ship: Lucifer/Damien (Self Insert MC)

Word count: 666 (heh)

Notes: somethin short and cute simply bc i wanted to :) spoilers for lesson 22? is that needed? jic i guess

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What an absolute whirlwind of a day.

One that started with Solomon essentially shoving Damien into a portal to the Devildom, landing straight on Satan's head. There, he got to see his favourite people in the whole world again. He knew he would be back at some point, he just wasn't expecting it to be so soon.

Next was the disaster of Levi's Gold Hellfire Newt Syrup, the powerful aphrodisiac that all 7 of the demon brothers mistakenly took. Luckily, the situation was fairly simple to fix, and everyone was able to go back to normal quickly.

The rest of the night was loud and eventful as they all crowded around Damien, wanting to talk and just be with him. He's here. He's with us. We can see him and touch him again. That only ended when the firstborn, Lucifer, took note of the exhaustion settling it's way onto the human's body, and sent everyone to their rooms for the night.

Last, but not least, in the wee hours of the morning, Damien is whisked away from the warmth of his own bed and carried across the house by the one demon he wanted to see the most.

And now here he lay in a mess of limbs in the bed of the eldest. The one who so kindly told his brothers "no" when Damien didn't have the heart.

"You truly have no idea how much I have missed you." Lucifer mumbles into Damien's forehead as he traces circles onto the other's back with the hands he has wrapped around his waist. Those hands reflexively tighten when Damien shifts his weight ever so slightly, drawing a laugh from the human's mouth.

"I think I have at least some idea." Damien teases as he unlocks his fingers from around Lucifer's neck and starts to thread them through his dark hair, eliciting a satisfied hum from his throat.

"Did you miss me?" Lucifer's question is almost lost by the hair and skin that covers his mouth. Maybe that was his intention.

"Of course I did. Every single fucking day. The thought of summoning you to my side just to see you tempted me more than once, but I know better than to abuse our pact." Damien tightens his fingers as they rest tangled in Lucifer's hair, gripping loose fistfuls as if he'll disappear at any moment.

The silence that falls between them is comfortable and warm, only being interrupted by the sounds of their breathing and steady heartbeats, both perfectly in sync with one another.

"Did you mean what you said?" The question comes out of Damien's mouth more strangled than he had intended.

"By what, my love?"

"Earlier, when you told me that the syrup was affecting you. You told me that you had considered going to the human world and bringing me back here. Was that true?"

Wordlessly, Lucifer takes a hand and brings it up to Damien's chin, lifting it ever so slightly to face him. Then, he leans in and kisses him softly, only a moment passing before he pulls away.

"While I may have not been in full control of my tongue at the time, I can assure you that every word I said came directly from the bottom of my heart."

Damien feels his face heat up slightly at the honesty. "So… when you said that you loved me…?"

Lucifer pulls Damien in a second time, catching his lips in a deeper, more passionate manner. His movements are deliberate, hoping to express the words he will, won't, and can't say. He only pulls back when he runs out of air, and he hears Damien gasp for his own.

"Truly and deeply, my joy."

They lay there together peacefully as sleep creeps up on the two of them, threatening to pull their minds away from each other for longer than they would like. Damien mutters a breathy "I love you too." before the gentle lulling of his partner's breathing sends him off, with Lucifer following quickly behind.

#sn: pride before the fall #your honor? we're gay and in love #yes i edited specifically to get 666 words #this is like in canon with lesson 22 but it might be like. slightly off bc i have not beaten the boss yet. im sure its fine tho #he does say that he loves the mc truly and deeply which like? fuck man you cant do that to me #lucifer babe you give me mental illnesses that no one has ever even heard of before #ashen writes

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kpop-stole-my-sanity · 6 years

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Insomnia // Hwang Hyunjin [bulleted scenario!]

Summary: In which you and Hyunjin are both too oblivious to realize your true feelings... until it’s too late?

Genre: angsty, floooof, gender neutral

Word Count: 2175

Warnings: Just some cursing

A/N: This is my first time writing a bulleted scenario and i quite enjoyed it :) idk it’s fun to not care about settings too much and punctuation and stuff. I also liked adding my own little dumb remarks here are there :PP it was fuN! This was another scenario that kinda arose while i was napping i hope you guys enjoy it! <3 i love stray kids

i’m also gonna try to make all my scenarios gender neutral from now on (unless specifically requested) b/c we are all about inclusivity here !! :)

This was originally gonna be like a real fic

But the writers block was REAL like i really tried to set the scene and everything

But it didn’t turn out right

And i really wanted to get this one out so HERE WE ARE TRYING THE BULLETED SCENARIO OKAY YAY LETS BEGIN!

Trainee au!! Kinda :D

Like skz didnt go through the survival show yet

Ok so SEtting thE SCeNe~~~~

You just walked into the jyp building bc jyp hired you as a new producer

Like to study under him and potentially help w producing in the future

Like jyp 2.0 ya know

Jyp meets w you himself bc you’re like a prodigy

And a foreigner so he thought you’d be more comfortable w him speaking toyou in english :D

So he explained what you gotta do during your training period

Like studying more about composition and production

Learning korean to more easily communicate w idols and what not

And also honing your own style and figuring out who you are as an artist

So he pairs you up w the trainees bc it be good practice

More specifically skz bc they seem to have a more flexible style

Also like he thought it would be good for you to work w chan and the rest of 3racha

Like bc yall around the same age

And it helps you become more comfy

And familiar w the company and the producing rooms and recording studios and what no

Yer

And then like

Through working w them to produce a song for the trainee showcase

Yall get mad close

And like

You have your eyes on hyunjin from the start

Like bc who couldn’t

Gorgeous boy

At first you were just like “this is admiration”

“He very handsome i just admire his features”

Yeah

And maybe it was..

At first

Now it's a full blown crush

For real

That boy is so hard working

Like you constantly see him asking for help

So he can improve

And like

People always said he was a visual only

Which made you feel bad that you saw that at first

But you realized later

That like

You actually like him bc of his personality

What a hard worker

For real

Angel

Anyways

Little did you know that your crush was NOT one sided

Hyunjin admired your hard work in producing

And how you always took criticism well and only worked to improve your work

Also

He thought you were hella cute

So yall were both kinda obvious

Him more than you

Like by a loT

So skz knew for a fact that hyunjin was head over heels in love w you so they pushed him to confess to you

Yeah he was like no

But after PEEr pRessUre

He finally agreed

They was gonna plan something like a party for you

To celebrate the time you’ve been w the company

But the showcase came before the celebration and suddenly they were on a survival show to see who would debut

So the party was postponed OOOODDDDD

But you didnt even know it was gonna happen so you didnt mind anyways

Soon enough it got closer to your birthday, and skz just decided to make it a birthday celebration instead

Hyunjin was more iffy about confessing bc what if you dont feel the same and he ruins your bday oh no

But at this point, skz was sure you liked him back so they were like dont worry about that they aren’t like that your relationship will be fine

So the party happens ladida

You were super surprised and sosososososo happy

Bc like

Your hart

These boys were precious and totally made your day

Tbh bc of your work

You almost forgot it was your birthday

After the crazy loud party, you wanted to like take some quiet time for yourself so you excused yourself

And then walked to the hallway and sat by the window and looked out at the city and the night sky

Beautiful

And suddenly you heard footsteps

It was this boy named jason who you were friends with

He was from the same town you were from so you got close p quickly when you first got to jyp

And jason had a not-so-secret crush on you

That ofc you were oblivious to

But he came over there to spend time w you and wish you happy bday

Little did you know

Hyunijn was mentally preparing himself to confess to you down the hall and around the corner w a pretty bouquet of flowers what a sweet boy

And when he finally works up the courage, he turns the corner and sees jason giving you a bday hug

And he cant help but feel his hart drop

Yall look good together and like you were from the same town so similarities

So he was heartbroken needless to say

He quickly turned around and walked away

But you heard the footsteps and saw just a glance of his outfit retreating

You excused yourself from jason’s company and ran after him bc you are so in love w this boy

You were gonna hug him and thank him, but when you approached he took a step back

Like ow

That hurt

He quickly stammered that he had to go home bc he was tired and left

He was hiding the flowers behind his back :’(

And then tossed them as soon as he left the building

He went for a long ass walk to clear his mind and soothe his aching heart

You were so worried

Was he okay?

You went home soon after bc you couldnt help but worry and that made you super tired

But you couldn't sleep

InsOMniA

Goddamn it hyunjin

You messaged him

“you’re prob sleeping but i hope you feel better”

Dry ass reply: “thx”

Like wow

Rude

But you let it go

jic he was actually really exhausted

You knew he took criticism from the show too so maybe it was that

Hopefully he’d talk to you about it bc he usually did

But he didn't

He avoided you

Your heart really couldnt take it

Meanwhile you and jason got closer bc you didnt have hyunjin to hang out w anymore

Despite your many efforts

And this just further fuels his belief that yall are together

So to ignore the tinge in his heart every time he saw you, he buried himself in practice

Didn't sleep

Didnt drink enough water

Didnt eat enough

He was getting dangerously skinny and unhealthy

And it affected his attitude

Not only to you but to his members

One day you were asked to come in and monitor a recording session

And he was happy and giggly in front of the camera

But as soon as it turned off u could see the fatigue

And you told him that he should take better care of himself

And he SNAPPEd at you

You actually flinched bc he was so aggressive

Your heart SHATTEREd

And you, also sleep deprived as FUCk

Slapped him

Not super hard, but like a “what the fuck is wrong with you”

And you walked right out, not even bothering to hide your tears

And he was sad but he thought that you hating him would help him get over you

What a dumb boy

You completely avoided him after that

You also still had restless nights

God that convo kept playing over and over in your head

YOU COULDNT SLEEP

But one day you got a call from chan

He needed your help

Hyunjin was seriously overworking himself and he was afraid hyunjin was gonna collapse

Luckily you were still at the company working on smth bc ofc you couldn't sleep anyways so might as well make use of your time

So you finally agree bc even if you’re still angry at him, you are srsly worried about this boy

And when you get to the dance room your heart breaks all over again

Hes so pale

And sickly looking

And hes shaking but hes still dancing

You knock and hear a gruff “its open”

The music pauses for a moment but when he sees its you he scoffs and turns it back on

“what do you want”

“Uhm.. are you okay?”

“Why? You wanna slap me again to make me feel better?”

Ofc you rolled your eyes bc wtf hyunjin you were being nice

“I dont even know why i bothered”

You go over to the stereo and turn it off yourself

And he turns to you angry

ARGUMENT TIME

Him: “WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?”

“MY PROBLEM?!!!?!?? YOU’RE THE ONE WHO PUSHED ME AWAY FOR NO DAMN REASON!! AND EVEN AFTER ALL THAT, I STILL TRIED TO BE NICE AND ASK IF YOU WERE OKAY. I WAITED FOR YOU TO OPEN UP TO ME. TO TALK TO ME ABOUT WHATEVER WAS BOTHERING YOU!”

At this point, you’re practically sobbing like udk if he can understand you but who cares

All this frustration that was pent up inside felt good being released

Bc at this point, you had nothing more to lose

Hyunjin already hated you so like why not just speak your mind amirite

Anyways continuing w the dialogue:

“HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY PROBLEM WHEN MY PROBLEM IS YOU!”

Cue awkward pause/break thing (AWKwARD SiLEncE)

“What are you talking about hyunjin?”

He sighed defeatedly

It was now or never. He felt like his relationship w you was ruined already anyways

So he, like you, also had a ‘what do i have to lose’ mentality

“I was going to confess to you y/n. That night at your birthday party. But i was too late. I saw you with jason and you looked so happy and perfect together. So i left. I cut my ties with you because i didn’t want my own feelings to get in the way of your happiness.”

You were completely utterly speechless

Like there were an overwhelming number of feelings enveloping you atm

Bc on the one hand:

The love of your life just confessed to you

But on the other

What a dumbass

You end up laughing and scoffing at his words bc

Hes so dumb

You dont like jason

God you’ve been in love w hyunjin for so goddamn long

And now you’re debating over how to respond

But like your anger and frustration kinda takes precedence bc youre also sleep deprived and you go

“ so, you broke your own heart and then you broke mine because you didn’t want to talk to me about it you dumbass ????”

And he gives you that classic confused puppy-dog look

W the head tilt and everything

And you go

“Hwang hyunjin, i’m fucking in love with you”

And he just stares blankly at you and blinks like 8 times trying to comprehend what just came out of your mouth

And his lips form an ‘o’ shape

And then hes coming closer and wrapping his arms around you

And you dont even mind that hes still sweaty and kinda smelly

Bc hes finally in your arms

But holding him so close also makes you super aware of just how skinny he’s gotten

Like it was worse than you thought

So you pull back and you open your mouth to chastise him

But before you can even start he’s cupping your cheeks can pulling your face to his

Your lips collide and then they're molding into one another

And your mind kinda blanks out

But your automatic reaction seems to be letting your fingers run through his hair and pulling him closer towards you

And when yall finally come up for breath

He tries to go in for another one like immediately after

Like slow your roll boy you guys can kiss all you want later

If you said that out loud, he wouldve responded w something like “we gotta make up for lost time”

But you put your hands on his chest and hold him back

And he pouts

(you almost squeal at how cute he looks)

“Ok, now that we’re dating, i am literally commanding you to take better care of yourself because this,” you eye him up and down, “is unacceptable”

And he quirks an eyebrow up and is like

Oh? I don’t recall asking you out? On a date?”

And you get all blushing and become a blubbering mess and hide your face in his chest like

“Shut up hyunjin”

But he’s just giggling at your embarrassed face :D

Then, him being the dramatic hoe that he is, he gets down on one knee in front of you and says

“y/n, y/l/n, will you go out on a date with me?”

And ofc u say yes

And after that whole dramatic scene, you pull him out of the practice room, fingers intertwined, ready to stuff him with food

And he goes

“I dont think i said it back.”

“Said what back?”

“That i love you”

UWU

And the rest is history

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mysme-hcs · 7 years

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Match-up with a male: I'm 5'1" and 112lbs, not very active. Don't exercise on my own, but I'll wander town/nature if suggested; mostly I'm indoors, likely on my computer. Love to write, sing and pun. I smile and joke easily, and befriend everyone I can. Can't handle too much social interaction; have anxiety/depression issues I don't share with many. More likely to smile and hide to deal with problems on my own than ask for help, but it can noticeably affect me and last for days/longer. (1/6)

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Always eager to learn, from history to languages to cooking. I'll try anything at least once. Rambled about the Elder Futhark multiple times; don't get me started on mythology (especially dragons, shocker). I also love to debate and listen to others ramble. When researching (probably for writing) I'll take lots of notes, with different colored pens and whiteboards and sketches. I'm... thorough?I have THE MESSIEST room; hard to get motivated to clean without music/outside influence. But I'll (2/6)

do my job, and then some; it's important to do your work, and do it right the first time. I swing between eating a lot to forgetting to eat; I do better with reminders. Sometimes like the cutesy little sister, or the worrying supportive big sister. Easily startled, not easily spooked. Think all animals are adorable/cool. (Except bees.) Generally have a good idea of who means well for me, who means ill, who I can open my heart to and how seriously I should take what they say. Apparently good(3/6)

at entertaining kids and keeping them in line? Will support others as much as I can, and step up to take care of something they won't/are having trouble with (i.e. work tasks, flagging down waiters, asking awkward questions, apprehending shoplifters, etc.).I can cuss up a storm, but am professional when required. I'll stop if someone's uncomfortable. (I have kid-friendly swears JIC.) The one who says "press cancel" instead of "press the red button" in case someone's colorblind. Compliments (4/6)

on appearance don't mean much, but comments on singing/writing/etc. make me awkward and bashful. I try to be fun, for as long as I can handle it until I retreat to my lair! I'll be silly to make someone laugh/feel normal, or join in on the silliness someone else already started.But I will get serious, and I want to be taken seriously when I do even if I'm smiling. When I say I love you, I mean it, even the fiftieth time. Privacy and honesty are also important. Definitely want someone I can (5/6)

[ha]ve fun with, discover the world with, who wouldn't push if I need quiet/alone time, but still offer his support. Sometimes, just a text or being there is enough. But cuddle-days are also welcome. He'd have to deal with my awful habits/quirks though: Sleep is fickle, I make odd (sometimes cat) noises, can be forgetful, and will get hit with anxiety/depression without warning. A slow relationship is fine. No kids in the immediate future. (6/6) Phew! Sorry for rambling aha. Hope this works for you?

Sure! Since you said this was your first match-up, I tried to make it super special :3

I match you up with....

Yoosung!

Yoosung isn’t very active either (he pretty much sits around and plays video games all day) so you have nothing to worry about here!

But sometimes he’d try to get the two of you out of the house and take a walk every night after dinner

It’d be super comfortable, the sun setting and his hand in yours as you walk along the busy city streets and chat on park benches

And when you both have tired out, he’d be open to cuddling and listening to each other ramble

LOLOL most likely has dragons and other mythical creatures, so if you want to, he’ll teach you

Loves hearing you talk about dragons and mythology because both they and the fact that you know so much about them is really interesting to him

Even though he doesn’t pay attention in school he’d take a class in mythology just so he can talk a little more in-depth with you, same goes for any of your other interests ;)

Yoosung also enjoys cooking, so the two of you can try out new recipes and he can share tips from both himself and his mother

No matter how bad or good, Yoosung will always laugh at your puns

Also loves hearing you sing and if you think he won’t compliment you about it until he’s blue in the face, you’re quite wrong

Anything you write = he’ll read

Not just because this boy adores anything and everything you do, he genuinely likes your writing and is interested in your characters

If there’s anything you need to research for your writing, he isn’t above taking you to every bookstore/library/Noogling everything/or asking 707 for help finding what you need

Constantly surprises you with new notebooks, pens, and sketchbooks to help with your note-taking

And oh boy

It’s canon that his apartment is insanely messy (cockroaches, mold, etc) so the two of you together....

RIP

Sooo (mostly because of Jaehee and Zen’s complaints) you’ll have cleaning days once every two weeks!

It sounds lame but since you’re a hard worker and he doesn’t want to disappoint you, everything will get clean in no time

what even are these, I’m so sorry this is all random lmao

He doesn’t like to argue with you, but he’d be open to debating sometimes!

He most definitely needs help staying on task/focusing/and just overall doing his work, so having you around helps him immensely

Don’t need a ton of social interaction? He’ll take your needs into consideration and try to take you out of uncomfortable situations

He also understands that problems with depression and anxiety are private matters, but he hopes that when things get bad you’ll come to him

Would learn how to tell when you’re upset and would automatically try to take care of the situation or would just be beside you. Again, he knows they’re private matters, but he doesn’t want you to feel alone

Anything you want to learn, he’ll try to take up as well and turn it into a couple activity ^-^

Yoosung also likes animals, and he’s probably terrified of bees too

He’d be willing to sacrifice himself to them if it meant you being okay though

Yoosung thinks that you being good with kids is adorable!

He obviously wants some, but if you don’t then he’ll drop the subject

Finds your support sosososo encouraging

Yoosung was honestly a little shocked by your swearing at first, but it quickly grew on him and sometimes he uses a few of them oops

You don’t need to tell him to take you seriously because he always does

he’s okay with stepping away for a while to let you be if you need space or to be alone, he’ll just make sure to remind you that he’ll be in the next room

The two of you are always saying “I love you”, once Zen and 707 threatened to deafen themselves if y’all didn’t stop

Yoosung also would rather being around someone who is fun, so he often tries to make the time you spend together enjoyable

Can’t sleep? CuDdLeS under warm blankets and stuffed animals surrounding you

Would rub your back and play with your hair until you can fall asleep

If you’re forgetful, he has your back! In fact, it makes him feel more important to you when he can remember something you can’t

Expect cute little texts all throughout the day

Hope you enjoyed your match-up!

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