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wench-and-jezebel · 1 year

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Dark Angel Reaction: Pollo Loco

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

The pre-episode conversation:

Wench: Here it is. You ready? ARE YOU READY???

Jezebel: YUSSSSS

Wench: I CAN'T HEAR YOU: ARE YOU READY??!?!?!

Jezebel: YUSSSSSSSSSSS

Wench: Okay. OKAY. Here. We. Go.

Jezebel: AHHHHHHHHHH! READYYYY????

Wench: YESSS

Jezebel: 3! 2! 3! 4! 5!

Wench: alsdkfjladskjf Gooooo

Jezebel: 4! 3! 2! 1! GOOOOO

– – –

GOD DAMN NOW A LIVE CHICKEN… Ma’am!

Foreshadowing

I FEEL YA OC

I FEEEL YAAAA OC! ☠️☠️

It’s Ben [Ben ded] Oh? [That's what they just said; they found a dead body with a barcode, and it's Ben] Well now I’m confused

Bby Ben [He was a storyteller :(] 😭😭😭

Wot? [Was this about the Nomlies?] I think yeah lol [Nomlies are, essentially, Manticore rejects. Flawed genetics, personalities, etc, to the point that they've been moved to the basement for reprogramming or permanent retirement]

…. Wait. Wait. 🤔🤔🤔🤔 WAIT. Isn’t that how she… Is this 🤔🤔🤔 [SPEAK] Is this the future and the episode is leading up to the death? [*whistles*]

[Nope. I just lied to you] You. My friend. Are a *redacted OFMD!Izzy cursing*

[Ma'am didn't say the nickname :(] LINTLICKERRR [There we go] 🙂

OOOOHHHH AHHHHH [This is a thing now :)] LIKE FUCKING NAILLSSSSS ON A CHALKBOARD

Bruh [Ma'am didn't even wait for a response] WHY NOT TELL HIM [Max is being Max again, what can I say] *sigh*

[I'm actually starting to recognize the kids this go-round]

Holy hell deep voice

[I don't know if that kid's dealing with the tryptophan thing btw]

When he said the blue lady was he referring to the Virgin Mary? [Yup. Ben storytelling again]

ACKLESSSSS HAS ARRIVEDDDD [He has indeed]

BUDDY WHATCHA DOING 👀👀👀 [Being homicidal. As one does.]

👀👀👀

Well damn

[Okay, look. I know we know that she was lying. But to be fair. It's kinda ridiculous that they act like the kids would all be recognizable. It's been. 11. Years.] Yeah that’s fair… But I mean I think I look like me from 11 years ago ☠️ [You didn't go through puberty in that time tho. I think they were like. 9]

["Closest thing to a brother" Bitch, ZACH IS SUPPOSED TO FILL THAT SPOT] Excuse you Zach doesn’t need to be filling no spots 👀😮‍💨🤢 [MA'AM WATCH THE SHOW]

‘Cause I’m an angsty bitchhhhhhh *sigh*

[Church] Time to repent. Then kill the priest. Then repent again. ["There's things, there's…people… feelings that I want to experience differently than I have before"] 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Awww man… Teef. That’s brutal. Blech [“Summer teef. Sum 're teef, sum 'ren't”] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

☠️☠️☠️☠️ Noooo

Priest is like… ma’am you gud [No, she ain't]

I had stuff to say but Ackles has reappeared instead (like an Angel)

Oooh jumpscare

The smileee

The smile is gone 🙁

Uhhh no… I don’t

Speed run ["Blurring," in the in-universe speak]

☠️☠️☠️ I swear he comes in so randomly WITH GROCERIES like

– – –

Wench: What were you saying when Ackles showed up? alskdjf

Jezebel: 😮‍💨😮‍💨 It was a joke and I don’t fully remember it enough to retype ☠️ Ackles just rewired my brain and it erased. Irrelevant. Non existent.

Wench: :))) Fair

Jezebel: But noooo the smile at Max 😮‍💨😮‍💨 I- I swoo— I’m married sir how dare you

Wench: Nooo

Jezebel: I- I have forgotten how to midpoint! All I wanna do is fangirl rn ☠️ and he’s only been in two scenes

Wench: I almost spilled my cereal at that one alksdjflaksdjf But I understand completely

Jezebel: Will be a better endpoint

Wench: Aight… on we go?

Jezebel: YESSSS

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The priest is gonna get ded

“Faith in the lady” That’s… ok 🤣🤣🤣

Priest is like… shit. Time to find another line of work

[The eagerness with which he seized on the soldier explanation 😭] 😭😭😭

“The lady” I’m dying

Oh noooo

I fucking jumped

["I'm not a liar"... murder = okay, lying = not. This says something]

Ok I see what he’s doing I think

I’d be ded. “Slide the wot IN WHERE!?! Pretty boy help!”

“Click”? Oh, or maybe it was loaded after all

Poor priest

A lot, lady. A lot

[Poor Ben having a crisis of faith :(] 💔💔💔 Damn. It be like that kid

Oooop [He invaded her perch] He gonna start talking in circles now [He already did... Devour-coded] ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[THIS IS THE "SHE"! (The one I said to be concerned about)] Ohhhh… That wants the kids killed? [Yup]

[X5-493 = Ben, btw] 494 Alec? [Yup. And X5-452 = Max, iirc]

Ohhhhh military Karen [She calls him Deck] Milataren… Lintlicker and Militaren.

[Oop- Ben is back. Important scene!]

Bruh he looked back like oh shit [She annoys me here too btw. Like. bro, your brother is clearly losing himself. And you're more interested in being bitchy about it than being caring. “Bet he’d love to figure out what the hell went wrong with you.” Whyyyy did that need to be said?]

Lintlicker is like a fucking dog fighter with his little gaggle of pit bulls

Oh shit, crazy kids [Azazel-coded] Ooooof, trueee [I heard it in his voice alksdj]

[he wears fine blood well] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ [Sorry, kinda had to]

Logan whatchu doin [He sneak]

Lintlicker whatchu doin [He protecc his kid]

Oooop- Logan you been had

["You think because she's so pretty, she isn't as dangerous?" Bruh, there was a whole unit designed to use attraction as a weapon asldkfj *cough cough* Alec] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[I'd be concerned about Ben too, tbh]

Ooooop [“Do you hate yourself that much?” Yes He does. Have you not been watching?]

[This woman sees her brother losing himself and is like. Aight. I got this. Let me make it worse!] ☠️☠️☠️

AHHHH

NOOOOO

THE SAD

OMG HIS HEIGHTTT. It’s visible here

YOU COULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT THE WHOLE TIME??? [Her physical acting there was so weird]

Ooooop

Oh. The forest. THE forest. Ack. ACKKKK. [:)]

[This man playing the actual original comic book villain: "It seems his faith wasn't strong enough."] RIGHT

OH CRAZY SMILE

BRUH

HOLY SHIT

Oh. Oh that’s broken. Ack

OH SHIT

ACK

AAAAAAACK ["Ben, I can't carry you; we'll both get caught" Bitch, tell that to your pilot-episode self]

ACKKKKKKK

HIS VOICE [I KNOW]

ACHKKS

Nooooooo

Why couldn’t you just do it

Why

We don’t need a story

Ack

Ooooof

Ack [Coherency has gone bye-bye]

Welp… Ack

Mood, Max

I’m

Ack

Also tho. The thing back then isn’t entirely fair they were kids

The priest is gonna be like…. Nope

[Priest survived, but he also has a weirdo barcode tattooed on his neck, and that's gonna make his life hella tricky in s2] Ohhhh, he comes back? [Nope. They forget about it. But everyone learns about the Manticore barcodes. And that's the main way of IDing transgenics. So like… Buddy boutta get slammed.] ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Fair

– – –

Jezebel: So, like, endpoint…. What even is an endpoint?

Wench: "Ack,” perhaps?

Jezebel: What even is life? I’m not ok

Wench: I broke you alskdjf

Jezebel: … Ack. Which is like ack…les. So even more ack. I hope you and the minions are satisfied. Evil. Evillllll! ACKKKK!!!!! I AINT EVEN GET ANY JAM PONY TO MAKE IT BETTER

Wench: Okay, but s2 is better! Alec is only three episodes away!

Jezebel: I got two seconds of OC- THAT’S A WHOLE THREE HOURS AWAY! 😭 180 minutes

Wench: Do you see what I mean about it being the best episode of season 1 though?

Jezebel: Yes!�� It very much so was!

Wench: HAH!

Jezebel: Also noooooo the titleeee makessss sense nowwwwww!!! Ackkkkkkkkk What am I doing with this pain???? It’s like a reverse gift

Wench: You just kinda acked your way through the emotional scenes; I sent the script so you can compose your thoughts :)

Jezebel: Ohhhh. Well… That was a lot of 😦 Like, I get him going crazy. Also, I think I missed a part of Logan saying he had been doing this for a while (How long is the part I missed)

Wench: I don't think they said how long it was. But, regardless, Lydecker's been covering for Ben. Shutting down the investigations and all.

Jezebel: And, about that… On one hand I could go the anti Lintlicker route and say he’s only covering his ass because the woman wants to put them down and he doesn’t want to. And it’s nothing about him caring about them or anything. But I could also go the pro Lydecker route and say he was trying to cover it up to get to him so they could in his eyes fix the problem and he would have another “kid” home.

Wench: I think it's probably a mix of both, tbh. He does care about them, but, like we've discussed, in a twisted kinda way? So it might have been a "bring him home if we can" kinda thing. And… thoughts on Max?

Jezebel: She was meh at best this episode but the end, with the story, I really felt for her.

Wench: Yeah, I get that. I don't fully agree --- I think her handling of the Ben situation was pretty atrocious, tbh, even if it did end up working for a bit --- but otherwise... yeah, not bad. And the end was kinda hard to fully hold against her. (Also, talk about a picturesque death scene alsdkfj)

Jezebel: Right?! Like, oh, let’s have this lovely scenery, and plop a dead kid in his sister’s arms… oh, and sister is the murderer… Like… Wot? Ack

Wench: Also, the childishness of the way he was speaking tho 😭

Jezebel: I KNOWWW 😭😭😭😭 Budddyyyyy

Wench: Honestly, the character as a whole has that quality. He's so... beseeching. Legitimately, all he wants is someone to understand 😭 He tries to get that with the priest in the confessional --- "I'm a soldier"--- and with Max at the tower --- "Don’t tell me you don’t wake up with the sound of your heart pounding in your ears." --- and then again with Max at the end. Even the goading-Max-into-hitting-him bit. He wanted her to understand the violence and she didn't even give him that 😭

Jezebel: 🥺🥺🥺 I just 😭😭😭😭 He’s such a good actorrrrr 😭😭😭

Wench: Agreed... *sigh* But there ya go! Ben episode!

Jezebel: *sigh* indeed!

Wench: Final thoughts?

Jezebel: … ACK

#dark angel #dark angel reactions #reactions #episode reactions #s01e17 #pollo loco #max guevara #logan cale #ben #jensen ackles #jezebel (pr)

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nancydrewwouldnever · 10 months

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It's infuriating isn't it?? The conversations on here and on lsa that I only check once a month (I've been having a very rough month cause I had the state examinations to keep working as a HS teacher in my country and my stress levels have been skyrocketing, I failed the first exam but I think I passed the last one 😭) have focused on how it must be super serious super real the family does like her ... For me -i of course only watched the fan dragging part- the most awful part because of the entitlement it showed was when Scott was like they call me brother-in-law they should come up with something more original... Like maybe someone should write now to him maybe your middle-aged bro should star in a lolita reboot playing Humbert Humbert tho we all know Adrian Lyne would've never hired him... I wonder if that's 'original' enough. Scott is still a literal nobody in HW saying stupid stuff about his brother's fans, that he used to love and bait on his cameo vids if memory serves me well. Honestly the strike comes just in time so they keep their mouths shut. He said the media wasn't negative, the media their PR firms pay lol, and also the general public while there was a jezebel article questioning how much of a cliche Chris has become and tons of people have called him a creep without knowing half of the story (insta). I mean they're prob the same people who laughed their arses off when the gene Kelly thing was announced because they know Chris can't pull that. I'm baffled at the levels of snobbery while they're giving jersey shore, trailer park white trash teas. And for the people who say Alba isn't racist because it's her friends, erm, there's still her very questionable filmography (what she does isn't pedo baiting -that, to my knowledge, it's when adult people pose online as minors to attract criminals -, it's 'pedo catering'), and if those roles were the only ones she was getting maybe she should've stopped acting. It's not like the world is sleeping on a Meryl Streep with her. Very sorry for my long rant, feel free to reply or not and many thanks for being anti EIAA because the days after that stupid wedding were truly annoying. Very sorry for the terrible hate and bullying you got from beyond ignorant anons. Stay strong, you're very appreciated,🤗

Damn, girl, you said all this with your whole chest! Hope your exams went okay.

I think these next few months are going to be very quiet, given his deactivation and lack of new projects, so I think his PR team is going to jump at anything to keep his name circulating. We may be in for a couple of months of total stupidity when it comes to the articles that get pushed out.

#ask

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grits-galraisedinthesouth · 2 years

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William's ever guiding hand on Catherine's back. Always careful not to cause her to FALL down in those high heels.

Ladies: Do not hold hands while walking in high heels on the grass, carpet, or any uneven terrain because it will cause you to become unstable and potentially fall down.

Page 6 has a story praising Prince Harry's pda w/wife, while Prince William's manner towards Catherine was described as "cavalier."

Prince William even assisted Princess Catherine with the flowers while Harry refused to pry the flowers from the hands of his rebellious wife because he seems to be afraid of her.

Meghan grabs on to & hangs off of Harry to control him, we've even seen them play "tug of war." We've also seen that she doesn't know how to properly walk in heels, so there's that too.

Harry being the beta male and the Ahab to Jezebel, stood by and waited for staffers to intervene in the flower folly. If Harry refuses to instruct his wife about flowers, one can only imagine how he handles more important matters.

The Trump's received such vitriol for a viral social media moment in Israel when cameras showed Melania accidentally swat DJT's hand.

Melania is a real high fashion MODEL. She knows how to walk in very high heels and DJT's hand could not help her, it could have hurt her. DJT was on the red Carpet & Melania was initially made to walk slightly behind him & at times off the carpet. Watch the full video where he signals for her to catch up & stay on the red carpet with him & the Netanyahu's.

Here's a Dose of Common sense: Melania would never intentionally swat DJT's hand in front of cameras, but she would signal to DJT to just "KEEP IT MOVING."

DJT also kept slowing down while walking with QEii. QE was affording him the honor to walk AHEAD of her to inspect the guard. He didn't understand she was honoring him by slowing down, so he kept slowing down in an effort to match her slower stride. She even whispered & gestured, "keep going 🤣" [We also saw her tell MM "just get in!"] I actually don't think DJT was properly briefed on how to "inspect" the guard💂‍♂️

What do I know as an American, but Diana always briskly walked past the soldiers during inspection. DJT stopped to chat with the soldiers. What can I say he's the Crown's American-Scottish child.

She's such a tiny person & he's a big guy so there were a few times we could see him looking around like "where did she go? 🤭" Of course the media made a stink out of it and didn't explain the full context of the situation. They didn't care to research. And I suspect many of you will only see what you want to see as well. But always try to watch the full video to grasp the full context of any situation.

BTW for those who are determined to hate him no matter what, the Obama's have shared similar "just get in" stories from their own breaches of protocol & etiquette foibles committed with her majesty.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11203129/Royal-fans-spot-moment-Meghan-Markle-refused-let-floral-tributes-Queen.html

Interesting spin with this new PR Headline "MM thanks royal aides... 🧐

#prince william #princess catherine #princess kate #prince and princess of wales #prince harry #meghan markle #queen of england #queen elizabeth #the queen is dead #trump #first lady melania #potus45 #donald trump #potus #president trump #elizabeth ii #flowers

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pumpkin-knots · 5 months

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I'm giving some thought to my use of the word "wh*re" as an over the top insult. I use this word occasionally because it seems outdated and therefore funny to me that someone would legitimately use it. But I also want to be respectful to the way that sex-workers are still discriminated against in terms of housing, custody, and future employment, and the ways that being called a "wh*re" or "pr*stitute" rather than a sex-worker shows disrespect for them, their profession, their life circumstances, and their mental health.

So when I refer to Jezebel, the dinosaur shaped chicken nugget shaped stuffed animal belonging to my friend, who I caught snuggling with my boyfriend, I will instead call her a harlot

#the second part is a joke #the first part is serious

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ratsoh-writes · 1 year

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"Given how Perry has come after me over the years I am not surprised his old man is the same way." Kei snorted shaking her head "Monster PR consult, huh? Well they certainly could use one." She shot Jezebel a grin "Maybe they'll actually hire one one day."

Jezebel: let’s hope they don’t, terrible quality they’re products~

Lush finally walks into the kitchen wearing a nice shirt and jeans. Jezebel makes a happy squeak and jumps up to get a hug from her son

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aimmyarrowshigh · 2 years

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Whoa whoa whoa, this is the first I'm hearing about him shooting Winona?

I'll be honest, I don't remember where I first heard about it and I assume it was a post on Tumblr -- Google isn't coming up with anything, but given the troll farm and PR machine that Depp hired for the Heard trial, that doesn't really surprise me and it's not convincing me that I'm misremembering. 👀 As far as I remember it, there was a really detailed post or article somewhere like Jezebel or somewhere back when Amber first made her claims about how Johnny had shot Winona back when they were dating, with one of the antique guns in his gun collection while he was high and drunk, and that was part of why Winona had gotten addicted to pain pills that led to the whole shoplifting thing. But I totally can't find hide nor hair of the story on Google now, so I can't vouch for it. *I* believe it, and I've believed it since I read it, and like I said -- not being able to find it now kind of makes me believe it more? but. You know. ~Allegedly.

#johnny depp #winona ryder #**johdep #**winryd

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adhdmind · 6 days

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15 MIN REV JEZEBEL -FAKE CHURCH CONFRONTED/YOUR BLOOD NOT ON MY HANDS/PR...

https://youtube.com/live/CqjvrCVF_8A?si=UW48__1fHPea6xd5

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pr-fae · 6 years

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Also, equally important fact: Jazzy is a horse girl

#G/T (Tabby & Elliot)#elliot and tabby #jezebel montgomery rivera #i love jazzy #shes wild #pr talks about her dumb ocs

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allthingsdarkanddirty · 4 years

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#dylan allen #social butterfly pr #the jezebel #blog tour #excerpt

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wench-and-jezebel · 1 year

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Dark Angel Reaction: Haven

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

[I don't remember this much beyond a) it being one of my favorite s1 eps and b) Ishim being in it. Heads-up. Also, this episode is brought to you by me procrastinating on work and Jezebel eating ice cream… you can see which of us is living the high life :)]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ [NORMAL] That’s what I was wondering [NORMAL PULLING A RHONDA HURLEY???] YESSSS

Poor Logan [I knowwww]

[That was a very malicious gesture with the gas, just saying… She looked like she was gonna set fire to him aksdjf]

MAX! EMPATHY!!! HE JUST GOT STUCK IN A WHEELCHAIR; MAYBE DON’T GET PISSY THAT HE DOESN’T FEEL LIKE GOING HIKING

[Ma'am just wants s'mores; she doesn't care about Logan alskdjf] I sometimes wonder…. Did they not realize how unlikable she would be if they made her so angsty [I think they think this is what being a "tough woman" is… They outright call it "girlpower" later] Ooooof

[Oh, look, Jace's baby]

Also Logan says I didn’t say I was canceling… But… but. You kinda did 🤣🤣🤣

[btw, I knew Ishim from Intelligence before I knew him in Supernatural, which is why I remember him from this despite not having seen that episode when I first watched this season]

NOW HE’S TALKING IN CIRCLES

[I TOLD YOU SHE JUST WANTED S'MORES]

OH NO! The rednecks! [THIS FEELS LIKE THE SPN EP! With the Croatoan virus. Where Dean's looking out the front window at the blockade?] Yeah, strong SPN vibes

Creepy kid [I was just typing that alskdfj] Gotta love it

ITS TONY AND KATE [ALSKDJF WHERE'S THE IGUANA]

This damn kid… The kid’s the iguana

“Gimme my money”

[Technically, Max, you can still get s'mores on an Eyes Only mission]

["Eighteen restless spirits waiting for you to avenge their deaths" Ummmm SPN vibessss! Also. Let's shout about the corrupt cops while the corrupt cops could be listening… GENIUS]

The scene cut whiplash tho

[*aggressively bites marshmallow*]

Creepy kids like… creepy adult

Bitch I just said my aunt’s a doctor

[Ma'am spilling Manticore secrets to a bby :( She gonna get him killed] DOES SHE REALLY? [I don't know… I doubt it, but probably not for lack of trying, I see.]

This kid looks familiar 🤔🤔🤔

[Whyyyy is Logan on his own in Creepy, Creepertown?] Cause he is a strong independent man [Logan. This isn't going well.]

He has arriveddd [Yup!] OH MY GOD HES SO YOUNG [I KNOW.] AND EQUALLY CREEPY

[Oof, My Bloody Valentine vibes tho] ☠️☠️

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 aw man look at that… How quickly he noticed something wrong

[Well, at least they didn't pull out Logan's pool skills only for s2 jealousy reasons]

Ninja gf to the rescue! (I thought she didn’t notice at first) [ikr]

SAME, BARTENDER DUDE! that would be me

“How did my screwed-up genetics become about you?” When you made it about him??? [MA'AM, EMPATHY]

I still loveeee her hairrrr… Ack

Who is this kiddddd?

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Wench: I think it was the kinda-surreal, definitely-creepy vibes of this ep that made me remember it so fondly... tbh, it's definitely living up to my memory. Forgot Max was so annoying in it, though, because it was overshadowed by last ep

Jezebel: I swearrr this episode is giving me whiplash… Like, even down to Max’s attitude. She starts on something and it’s like oh, boy, here we go, but then she backpedals, and then goes full bitch again, and then apologizes. And I’m like!! EITHER COMMIT TO BITCHDOM OR STOPPPP BITCHINGGG

Wench: s2 is gonna be funnnnn

Jezebel: *sigh* this show and circles. Also this kid looks so familiar 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Wench: lkjasdflkj you and the kid… Go look him up then!

Jezebel: Idk but he was in an ep of spn too

Wench: Which?

Jezebel: “Party on Garth”

Wench: Huh. No clue but good to know

Jezebel: Lol. And the creepy vibe is amazing and a nice change

Wench: Seee!?!??! I'm telling you, that's why I remembered it. This is my favorite non-ep-17 s1 episode, and that vibe is why.

Jezebel: But yeah I think that’s all I have. Except omg them tipping that wheelchair over pissed me offfffff

Wench: See what I mean, though, by them just. leaving Logan's depression behind?

Jezebel: YESSSS UGH

Wench: Like, it's coming up, but only in a "oh, they're fighting" way. Not a "he just lost something important to him for the second time; he deserves adjustment" way. Definitely not a "he considered ending things last episode" way.

Jezebel: I HATE IT! Like I get that was just a plot point for the episode but tbf that’s not a plot point you should use for just one ep. That’s too heavy and too real.

Wench: And it's an issue that, like, actually affects people? And requires serious work to overcome? It. Bugs me. That it's just a minor thing that gets blurred past. You know what I mean.

Jezebel: Now granted back then shit was different and triggers weren’t concerns in media. But still I fully get it

Wench: Yup. Ready to go on, though?

Jezebel: Yes!

– – –

[Not the tip-over joke. Also… Bruh, why are y'all leaving the door open and unlocked]

They misheard the pulse as the purge

“I don’t know anything.” I just came to yell with you a moment

[Ishim be back] Ishim always be being an asshole [He's decent in Intelligence]

Oh shittttt. Buddy needs the girl to kick his ass again

“Nothing.” Buddy. Why didn’t you wipe your nose

Oooooof plot twisttttttt

[THE GRAVE DIGGING?!!?!? WE ARE IN AN SPN EP! Where's the salt? And the gasoline?]

PLOT TWISSSST

[These people (Max/Logan) be kinda stupid] ☠️☠️☠️ [That was kinda obvious ngl] SPN would have been a very short show had it been these two [Why, 'cause they'd die?] Yes ☠️

[Y'all, seriously? You couldn't clear the environment? MAX HAS SUPER-HEARING; SHE DIDN'T BOTHER TO MENTION THE KID EAVESDROPPING?] ☠️☠️☠️

Ishim’s so smol [asdflkjaldkfj he really do be… He's so short compared to the others 😭] I know! [They're gonna think you're impersonating me with that emoji] ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[ISHIM CONTINUES TO BE SMOL] So smol. So angry [HE'S LIKE HALF THE OTHER DUDE'S HEIGHT ALSKDFJLAKDSJF]

Well shit

Child. You be a child

Creepy bby kid

LOGAN, MOVE THE CHILD AWAY FROM THE WINDOW

[btw, I TOLD you the gas was gonna be used for arson] ☠️☠️☠️

Is this the last time her seizures are this bad? [I think so. I don't remember them coming up again]

Oooof, he ded

This damn show... Bruh… Violent af

[Poor Logan, goodness] WELL SHIT

WELP

SHORT MAN CAN’T GET CLOTHESLINED… But it’ll take out his eyeballs

He favors Willem Dafoe

[Max going: "Appreciate her or I'll steal her; I don't have a mom"] ☠️☠️☠️ but she got a Logan she just doesn’t appreciate him

No. She. Didn’t. [Ma'am. “It’s good to know that when the superhero’s otherwise occupied, the sidekick’s ready to step in.” How is that your definition of a nice thing to say?] This woman-

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Wench: We haven't had JamPony content in agessss :(

Jezebel: I KNOW. AND MORE CLOSING CIRCLES Ackkkkk

Wench: I think those go away in s2? Think? But the intro gets a monologue that... might be worse

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Ohhhh no spinning baby and angst talk! 😭😭😭 Lord help me

Wench: It's baddddd. But anyway... endpoint!

Jezebel: Just like with the heavy topic of the last ep being pushed under the rug… Max’s seizures just suddenly reappearing only to not be mentioned again…. Will be equally as annoying

Wench: I always wanted them to show up in s2 because other transgenics show up. Other transgenics who likely weren't told about their tryptophan deficiency. And yeah, maybe not all of them have it, but we know the X5s do, so Alec, Biggs, and the other X5s should have had some kind of scene about that imo.

Jezebel: Yeah

Wench: It would have been nice if it made her confront the relative comfort of her life, tbh. Because she at least knows all this stuff about herself and Manticore, whereas the others are literally thrust into the deep end without warning,and all because she decides to take down Manticore and act like she didn't cause any problems. Is it likely? Nah. Would it have been nice? Yeah

Jezebel: Yeah that’s fair!!

Wench: Anyway, go on.

Jezebel: It feels like they either got bored with the seizure storyline. Or it was too much to keep up with on top of the other story lines. But then this being the ep AFTER Logan’s heavy ep… they needed to make him the hero even from the chair… and to do that she had to be down and out.

Wench: I could be wrong about them dropping it, btw. But I don't remember it coming back.

Jezebel: Fair… But it also hasn’t been in like the past 4 eps… or more

Wench: This is true

Jezebel: So yeah it seemed so out of the blue. Also what was the point of these people killing this family? I know they said but I didn’t catch it and I’m like….

Wench: Basically... racism

Jezebel: Ahhhh 💔💔💔💔

Wench: When the Pulse hit, everyone blamed "outsiders.” And that family had gas and food when everyone else didn't. So the townsfolk came to the "obvious" conclusion that they knew what was gonna happen and shored up on supplies ahead of time. Thus, they attacked.

Jezebel: Ahh 💔💔 that’s fucked

Wench: Yeah. I don't think that storyline ever returns either. Other than that, the Pulse basically isn't addressed. They use it as worldbuilding, but don't do much by way of development with it. Again: I think. It's been a bit since I saw these episodes

Jezebel: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Plot holessss. Gotta love em

Wench: BUT! Plus side! One more episode 'til Ben :) And next episode is OC-heavy

Jezebel: BUT SAD?! ACK!

#dark angel #dark angel reactions #reactions #episode reactions #s01e15 #haven #max guevara #logan cale #jezebel (pr)

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mrchalamet-mrstyles · 3 years

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I totally agree with this take: https://twitter.com/jezebel/status/1447612226416697344?s=21

Besides, what responsibility do any of us have for the private behavior of our former co-workers? The allegations against Hammer came out nearly five years after Chalamet and Hammer filmed Call Me By Your Name. It makes a lot more sense to ask Chalamet why he worked with director Woody Allen, for example, than to ask his take on Hammer.

This isn’t to say that celebrities shouldn’t offer their opinions on tough topics. But asking them about weighty issues like #MeToo feels cheap, as though it serves the headline and not survivors. It gives celebrities a pat on the back for having a modicum of ethics. Maybe Chalamet deserves some credit for not attempting to build a brand on the abuse of others; it’s an increasingly easy way for celebrities to garner praise without doing much.

#timothée chalamet

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ihassheepquake · 2 years

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DC's Batwoman 3.04 "Antifreeze" has aired on the CW and I'm here to talk about it

We're just going to get right into it today. "Reanimation Progress" how interesting. This person has clearly been frozen, are they undergoing the same kind of process that Nora went through? Who froze them and why?

The movement for the plants is not bad. Whatever that plant needle thing in Mary's arm is cannot be good.

I'm really curious about what the fuck is actually happening over at W.E. and that's because the timeline of Batwoman in the arrowverse has been a fucking disaster. In Elseworlds, Kate is already Batwoman (and seems to have been for at least a little while) and says that's really just her left at W.E.. And Crisis does take place a year after Elseworlds but seems to actually be around the time the Crisis episode of Batwoman season 1 occurs when Kate's only been Batwoman for like 2 months. Did the first eight or so episodes of Batwoman season 1 take place before Elseworlds and there was a massive time skip that just isn't acknowledged? And now we have the person in charge of PR at W.E. who apparently has been there since Bruce's time but again, it was at least heavily implied that Kate and her security were the only people around in Elseworlds. The timeline of this show has always confused the fuck out of me.

Poor Mary. She really does have problems with the rest of the squad giving a shit about her.

Did Alice get exposed to some kind of fear toxin? I know she's been crazy but this is the most we've seen from her.

I feel like Ryan could've had a cuter dress for this event but whatever. But I really like the cute little leaf thing in her hair. Is Ryan still involved in the community centre? Because that was kind of a whole thing last season. And what does Sophie do now? Because it seems like she just helps out the squad and that's it.

Are we supposed to like Jada? Because I don't. And I don't think we're supposed to. I do think I like Marquis more now than I did last week, but still not much.

Oop Jordan got frozen. But why? What's going on.

So the Black Glove Society is a thing in the DC Universe though it's just called the Black Glove. It's led by Doctor Hurt in the comics and a prominent member is somebody named Jezebel Jet which absolutely can't be a coincidence. This could be set up for the group to be major antagonists for the season. All we really know about the big bad is that it's Ivy (and I think Hatter), maybe she's somehow gotten involved with them?

More crazy Alice visions. Is this just her trauma and crazy or is there something more going on here?

How many problems has Mary solved? Girl deserves more credit and respect.

"Where's your knife?" girl your entire arm below your elbow is free. Do you really need a knife for this?? They're literally tied at their thighs and their biceps, this really can't be that hard.

I mean, an ARGUS contract is probably the best solution to this problem, I'll admit. It seems like they're always coming in clutch to protect these heroes.

Yes, alliance! Take Jada down, fuck that bitch!! Obviously, she's a part of Black Glove, I just wonder if Marquis is too. I was about to make a snide comment about how Jada is going to freeze Ryan but damn, she's gonna freeze her own son.

And that's episode four! We'll be back next Wednesday for DC's Batwoman 3.05 "A Lesson from Professor Pyg"

#batwoman cw #batwoman (dctv)#ryan wilder #luke fox #mary hamilton #beth kane #sophie moore #renee montoya #batwoman #batwing #alice #jada jet #marquis jet #the black glove society #sheep talks superheroes

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holyavarice · 3 years

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Q.68. What is required in the sixth commandment?

A. The sixth commandment requireth all lawful endeavors to preserve our own life, and the life of others.

Ex. 20:13 "You shall not murder."

Ep. 5:29 "For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church..."

Mt. 10:23 "When they persecute you in one town, flee to the next, for truly, I say to you, you will not have gone through all the towns of Israel before the Son of Man comes."

Ps. 82:3-4 "Give justice to the weak and the fatherless; maintain the right of the afflicted and the destitute. Rescue the weak and the needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked."

1 Kgs. 18:4 "...and when Jezebel cut off the prophets of the Lord, Obadiah took a hundred prophets and hid them by fifties in a cave and fed them with bread and water."

Jas. 1:27 "Religion that is pure and undefiled before God, the Father, is this: to visit orphans and widows in their affliction, and to keep oneself unstained from the world."

Dt. 10:18-19 "He executes justice for the fatherless and the widow, and loves the sojourner, giving him food and clothing. Love the sojourner, therefore, for you were sojourners in the land of Egypt."

Pr. 21:13 "Whoever closes his ear to the cry of the poor will himself call out and not be answered."

#westminster shorter catechism #esv #sixth commandment #sanctity of life #pro-life

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insanityclause · 4 years

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Tom Hiddleston's utterly adorable promotional antics for the Marvel blockbuster Thor: The Dark World rumble on. With his good humour, a voice like volcanic sand slaked in honey, and an innate understanding of what makes internet memes tick, he's managed to become the most beloved posh person in the UK. That fluttering noise you can hear is the net's heart beating excitedly against its ribcage.

Playing Loki, the god of mischief, in Thor's first instalment and Avengers Assemble made him a favourite with Marvel fans looking for something edgier than Robert Downey Jr's wisecracks. He cemented his position with a gloriously camp appearance in character at this year's Comic-Con where the crowd became masochistically drunk on his verbal abuse. And after that first delicious whiff of adoration, he's now taking deep inhalations of opiated fame, capering about in the name of Thor, self-promotion and just plain old fun.

There's Loki bullying cute children; the explanation of delayed gratification to a baffled Cookie Monster; the unleashing of a robot dance in pyjamas on MTV – the latter prompting a rare moment of fawning from hard-to-impress women's site Jezebel as sassy, snarky users dissolved in a puddle of gifs and digital yearning in the comments.

He's deployed his considerable dramatic range in some lowest common denominator crowdpleasing, doing impressions of the likes of Alan Carr, Chris Evans, Owen Wilson, and Samuel L Jackson. He impersonated the poster pose of his Thor: The Dark World co-star Natalie Portman, prompting an instant meme, and has shown a willingness to perform karaoke at the slightest prompting, be it a rather freeform rendition of Man in the Mirror to screaming Korean fans or a version of Stand By Me in a car on German TV. Cue fan fiction and more Tumblr heat than a Kate Upton photoshoot.

How much of Thor's massive box-office success is down to his mugging is debatable, but it's certainly making a rather po-faced sequel seem frothier and more relevant than it might otherwise have been. It all also continues to prove there's nothing that makes the knees of the non-English weaker than a rumpled Brit doing ungainly things, as Colin Firth and Hugh Grant also found to their benefit – perhaps the slightly grumpy Jude Law would have crossed over with more success had he gritted his teeth and skewered his aloof, GQ-endorsed pulchritude.

Hiddleston though doesn't seem to be going through the motions, which is why it works. Like Jennifer Lawrence, his is an unfiltered realness that is fast becoming the ultimate asset in post-Twitter, post-PR Hollywood; he makes it a lot harder for actors to go on to platitude autopilot, droning keywords like "inspirational" and "humble" during a hotel-room press junket. Expect a lot of earnestly constructed virality in his wake from stars desperate for the common touch, and hopefully a lot more ballad crooning, crotch thrusting and general Loki-grade mischief from Hiddleston as he shows them how it should be done.

#tom hiddleston #just in case people have forgotten

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