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olympain · 1 year
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bvmb1ebee · 6 months
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when they’re a teacher. 💝💕💞🩷💓💗
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coqxettee · 10 days
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The Miss Honey lifestyle:
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Your very brave Miss Honey…
“Not as brave as you ♡”
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I can imagine she spends her days in the garden, drinking tea and marking the workbooks of her class, reading books, painting and baking cookies. So I just had to write this post 🌷♡
How to live a “Miss Honey” lifestyle:
Spend time being present. Don’t spend too much time on your phone/looking at the online world. I can imagine she prefers books to her mobile any day. Take note of the world around you and how lucky you are to live in nature
Take up hobby’s. Baking, painting, knitting, crochet, pottery, gardening, flower pressing - any cottage-core-type hobby’s that you can spend your weekends & free time doing
Invest in a complete, cottage-core wardrobe. With pastels, florals, tea dresses, maxi dresses, blouses, skirts, dungarees etc - (Her outfits in the movie for reference are all gorgeous!)
Read a lot. Miss Honey is known for her love of books and I can imagine she has a great many at home. Display books in your room/around your space and always have one to hand. Read in the garden, in the morning, of any evening, whenever you get the chance 📖
Spend time outdoors. Wether it’s in your garden, going on walks through the forest, trips to your local bakery. Walk places or even cycle
Don’t be afraid to live carefree and free-spirited. Miss Honey loves to have fun and doesn’t mind spending time doing something just for her enjoyment (we can see this at the end of the movie)
Collect cute cottage-y dinnerware and tea sets to make your afternoon tea extra special
Drink tea and cookies frequently 🫖🍪
And most importantly… be kind and caring to all. Show understanding and think of others as well as yourself. Take care of yourself though and always stand up for what is right 😊🍓🫖✨
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albaharu · 1 year
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Matilda (1996) + Matilda (2022)
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rococobimbo · 1 year
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Shoutout to Miss Honey from Matilda fr, gotta be one of my favorite genders
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Even though the reveal of Miss Honey being the escapologist and acrobat’s daughter was fairly obvious at that point, the way that the movie did the reveal during “My House” is just *chef’s kiss*
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pencokun · 8 months
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"Thank you for the books, Bu Hani, but why did you go this far?"
"...Because I care about you, Matilda"
Tears streamed down her face as Matilda heard her name spoken out of Bu Hani's lips.
A name only ever said sincerely once. Seven years ago by a midwife in a cramped room at a birthing center.
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francisg · 1 year
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crunchem hall live footage - a follow on for my head canon that miss honey writes down every funny thing a kid says to her and is a big one for including gifs in powerpoints
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eleancrvances · 1 year
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stories and trauma in roald dahl’s matilda - the musical (2022)
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Today's problematic ship is Agatha Trunchbull and Jennifer Honey from Matilda (1996)
Age gap
Step aunt/niece "incest"
Abusive
Requested by anonymous
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gr00vyminibus · 9 months
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Headcanon / If you and Jennifer had another child. 🌺
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* you both are roughly in your late thirties or early forties :) and Jennifer got a sperm donor.
Warnings: fluff, and some sensual scenes.
☆ pop up - updates!
[A/N: is it just me or am coming across videos that lashana has liked on insta, she seems to really enjoy cute baby videos... 🤰🏿 Btw, I'm kicking out these damn WIP's cause they been living in my drafts rent free for weeks and thats what we not gon do. 😌☝🏿]
Taglist : @zeezeecave @mybonafidefeelings @masterajoy314 @xenaizogie @blacksapphhicmaddonna
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♡ You reassure Jennifer that her stomach is beautiful.
• "most of my clothes don't even fit anymore so I'm just lounging in nightgowns and robes.." you hear Jennifer on the phone with one of her colleague friends as you sit on the couch with a bowl of cereal.
• "Is it wrong for me to feel embarrassed, sonya?" You rip your eyes off the television and hum in shock. Jennifer waves you off and gestures to the phone.
• "Put her on hold real quick."
• "What?"
• You look at her as place your bowl on the glass table, "put her on hold" she obliges and once her attention is fully on you, you grab her hands and ask, "You're embarrassed about your belly?"
• "I-I mean a little.."
• "Why? baby its so beautiful, you wanna see what I see?" She keeps her eyes glued to your eyes as she shrugs with a slight head tilt. You go to raise her gown and reveal her swollen stomach with your precious baby remaing idle inside. You swipe your thumb across her puffy naval and lower down to kiss along the dark vertical line of her stomach.
• She nibbles on her bottom lip as you take your time and caress soothing circles into the sides of her waist. "I personally find it adorable, never be embarrassed or ashamed okay? it's gorgeous.. you're gorgeous."
♡ Everyday Jennifer has a new (and weird) snack craving.
• Jennifer feels your eyes piercing into the side of her head but she doesn't care when she's in the middle of watching a classic comedy.
• You watch as she tastes the spoon of the concoction she made just a few minutes ago, "Baby?" she raises her brows signaling she's listening.
• "what are you eating now?" You find a small smile forming on her lips as she takes another spoon and offers you some, "honey and hot sauce, try it" as hopeful as she sounds you rear back a bit and decline with your sealed lips.
• "Come on, try it. For me?" You gradually loose your resistance in her chocolate truffle eyes, Jennifer relaxes her furrowed her brows when you lean forward and taste some expecting for it to be absolutely horrid.
• But, "wait.. wait." You frown.
♡ Moments where you wish you could switch places with Jennifer because you hate seeing her in pain.
• "Is this helping, my love?" You cuddle her in your matching silk robes while softly massaging her shoulder blades and back. Jennifer occasionally let's out some low whines and short airy moans with a nod of her head.
• "Yeah, can you do this until I fall asleep?" You lean over her side and kiss the shell of her ear. "Of course, you know I wish I could take all this pain from you and harbor it myself just so you can have a good night's rest."
• "Are you insisting that you'd want to carry the child instead?"
• "Yeah?" Jennifer scoffs.
• "You're insane, I'll be fine as long you're around."
♡ You learn that Jennifer's body is getting more sensitive to things over time.
• "I want to wear something different.." you help jennifer take off her blouse with a light frown, she felt the need to change her clothes quite a few times.
• "You could fit into each outfit you tried on, whats the problem?"
• "I don't know, I just– the way it feels is strange." You smell the most recent peice of clothing she's tried on and blankly stare at her, "well their clean so.." She rubs her hand down her arm before scratching her tricep which is suddenly really itchy.
• "What detergent do we use again, darling?" Your back is turned to her as you put the shirt up and browse through her closet for something else.
• "Tide?" you glance back and realize her steady scratching as a light bulb goes off in your head.
• "Oh!"
♡ Kiiicckss!
• while you both followed the pregancy excerise tape a sudden kick occurred in Jennifer's stomach, "oh!" your hold under her stomach almost faltered.
• "I'm sorry baby was I being rough?" She shook her head rapidly and looked back at you.
• "they kicked.." a smile broke out on both of your faces as you gushed over the first moment of live action.
♡ when you come back from an errand Jennifer tends to be very dramatic about your short leave.
• "Baby, I'm home!" You could hear someone stand up from the couch and listened to the quiet thuds of her feet that came one step at a time. She appeared inside the kitchen as you lifted the last bags on the counter and immediately opened your arms.
• Jennifer liked to squeeze you sometimes aswell and you rubbed her back, "I was only gone for thirty minutes, my love."
• "More like thirty hours. What were you doing in that store?"
• "I couldn't help but browse through the baby section and I found these pair of shoes that I thought our baby could wear." Jennifer slowly lets you go as you reach in the bag and take out the shoes to show her.
• "Aww, their so pretty. " she took them into her hands and you smiled before looking at her cast down eyes.
• "Baby are you crying?"
• "No.." her voice wavered.
♡ Jennifer can get jealous sometimes.
• It happens when you both shop for clothes or shoes and she thinks the employee is giving you all sorts of heart eyes.
• "You're too pretty to be frowning, whats wrong?" in which she breathes out a stubborn 'nothing' that makes you say her first name so she can spit it out.
• "Patricia... sure was nice"
• "She's just doing her job baby" you slip on a pair of slippers on her feet while Jennifer raises a brow.
• "When you requested a shade a baby blue, she smirked and said baby blue? You didn't catch that?" A laugh of your own came out a bit louder than usual and you shook your head with sealed lips as Jennifer stared at you incredulously.
• "Let's try on this sundress." You walked through the store to find a changing room with Jennifer following behind you hand in hand. How can she be jealous when you both were literally engaged.
♡ Matilda checks in from time to time.
• "You just have to wait until she picks up" Jennifer's squeezing your hand as she stares at the call icon continuing to ring for her daughter.
• Suddenly the computer stops ringing and Matilda pops up on the camera looking she's doing something.
• "Matilda!" The now grown woman looks at with a smile and waves to the both of you, "Hey mom and mom" You chuckle and see her bringing some of her long brown hair from her face because of the breeze.
• "Where are you headed?"
• "I have to make it to class" she laughs with her creasing blue eyes momentarily darting at the camera.
• "Oh, did we.. call you at a bad time?" Jennifer glances at you, "No no I'm glad you called, how's the baby! from what I see it looks healthy" The brunette beams. Jennifer shuffles to the camera and touches her bare stomach due to her wearing a croptop.
• "It is! I wish you could visit us, sweetheart."
• "I'm hoping that I can come and see you both during December."
• "We're hoping too angel" you smile at her on the other line.
♡ You offer to alleviate the pounds Jennifer is carrying.
• You crept up behind her and whispered something in her ear that she was first confused at until you placed two neatly folded hands under her stomach and gently lifted up. She sighed in relief and thanked you before grabbing some seasons from the cabinet.
• "Can you hold the baby while I cook dinner?"
• "I just-"
• "Thank you darling." fourty-five minutes later.
• "Rotate, lean, to the right please." You sighed and eyed the wooden spoon she held near her lips, "taste this." She offers the spoon to you with her attention still on the steaming pots and you moan at the flavor.
• "Does it need anything?" She knew she could trust your word since you've been tasting spoons before you could walk.
• "Throw in a little more onion powder and you're done."
♡ ultra sounds
• "the gel isn't to cold is it?" Jennifer barely catches the doctors question as she shakes her head and stares back at the monitor. You're beyond happy that you were by her side as the probe circled around her stomach.
• "there she is, and she's looking healthy as usual." The doctor smiled at the both of as you marveled at the embryo shifting slightly in the womb. Jennifer's smile was bright and contagious as she couldn't take her eyes off her beautiful little girl.
• "I'm already in love with her.." she breathes out.
• "I hear you on that one, wait till you finally give birth and get to hold her in your arms. Its one of the best feelings in the world as a mother,"
• "Have you decided on a name?" Jennifer looks at you expectantly as you squeeze your linked hands.
• "Esmerealda."
♡ Jennifer can be absolutely adorable without knowing it, and you don't hesitate on letting her know.
• Today is an extremely lazy day for you both, Jennifer has her back leaned against you from in-between your legs and your playing with her frizzled kinks. Suddenly you're hit with a waft of warm cinnamon roast crunch and Jenny smacks her lips lightly after her yawn.
• You naturally watch her and witness that cute after pout she does with her cheeks, Jennifer feels a sticky kiss land on her cheek. She smiles as you continue peppering them throughout the day, seeing nothing to it. But the kisses travel to her mouth eventually and you can't help but squish her face in your hands as you do.
• "My baby.." Jennifer sighs as she folds a few clothes and tilts her head up for you to hold with your big hands. Her eyes shift closed as you let you the kiss linger a bit longer before parting like you usually do.
• "How many kisses is that?" You would always say not enough and Jennifer would playfully try to shove you away as she told you how much of a distraction you were.
• You put your arms behind your back and feigned being sincere about stopping but a peck couldn't be contained, Jennifer placed the last folded clothes in her hand on the armrest and pulled you by the neck of t-shirt. Guaranteeing that you would no longer be teasing her with a soft slow kiss of her own
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♡ (18+)
♡ There are times when she needs more than kisses.
• you stroke Jennifer's back as she's wrapped around you like a Koala on the couch, your other arm is against the armrest so your able sit up straight and watch the television but gentle kisses to your neck begin to distract you.
• you don't let it fully pull on your mind as you're sure Jennifer will give a bit a nibbles here and there and eventually stop but she doesn't. Her lips press into your skin deeper with desperation. She wants you to give in, do something.
• your eyelids start to slide closed as she sucks with an intention of making bruises, her hands feeling your hair and holding the back of your neck.
• "Mh, what are you doing?"
• "Take a wild guess" she kisses under your chin, making you smirk up at the wheat colored ceiling.
• "But you're on your second last month?"
• "When you had to step out–" Jennifer finally molded your mouths together, "I asked the doctor about it and– he said it was okay just no penetration– and doing positions where I put stress on my spine or stomach." You began changing your seating until she was in your lap ready to be lifted.
• "Okay then, I got something special for you."
♡ < BONUS >♡
• "Am I still attractive to you?" Jennifer asked.
• "Absolutely. Why- as a matter of fact point your insecurities out to me right now."
• "No, that's mortifying" Jennifer chuckles, "it'll make you feel better. Trust me." Jennifer sighed and for a moment you both were staring at eachother before she slowly took one of her hands from the covers and tapped on the apple of her cheeks.
• Next was her chest covered by the bed sheet and a pat to her thighs, "then my stretch marks, back rolls and.. thats about it." You got closer to her and kissed her slightly chubby cheeks before doing the same to every one of her stretch marks. She layed on her back as you included the ones between her thighs and across her waist.
• And she turned one last time so you could peck the ones up her arms and mouth on the whole expanse of her back, making it all the way up to her arching spine. "I'll love you in any way, shape or form. You hear me?"
• she nodded against the pillow until you gently palmed her sensitive breasts, earning an involuntary moan.
• "thought I'd forget about these huh, let me hear you say it. My body is perfect." Your thumb rolling her tender nipple made Jennifer whimper as you transfered to the next one.
• "Uhn, mh~ m-my body's per-fect"
• "Good girl." You stopped toying with her breasts and put a comforting hand on her stomach that she placed her own over.
• "Get some rest baby." She hummed and turned her head to give you firm kiss on the lips before snuggling her back into front of your body.
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marascomics · 9 months
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Miss Honey for @heathtrash bc their honeybroom fic changed my life
(I may or may not be sketching scenes from it - we’ll see if I ever finish them)
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blacksapphhicmaddonna · 8 months
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the way her entire new slide post will be incorporated into my next fic will be so 💍👰🏾‍♀️
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coqxettee · 12 days
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Miss Honey girls 🍯💐
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Kind and gentle, the cottagecore girls who love flowers, Springtime, walking in meadows and the sound of birdsong. She’s always dressed in florals or pastels and though she is quiet, isn’t afraid to speak her mind and stand up for what is right. Her gentleness is her power and she uses it greatly. Would much rather stay in and read with a mug of hot tea than go out, adores sunshine but lives for the cozy weather and cozy energy the colder months bring. Enjoys drinking tea and eating cookies, fresh fruit, warm drinks, sandwiches and anything light. Is always reading and loves to learn, always smells of sweet florals and fresh daisy’s. Spends her free time painting, having picnics, at the library and reading ₊˚🌷ʚ ᗢ₊˚🍰✧ ゚. ྀི.
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punkeropercyjackson · 3 months
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Sally Jackson is in the same character category as Miss Honey and is therefore a lesbian.I said what i said
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thank god and quinta brunson for abbott elementary or else this would’ve been a much shorter poll
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