"Omg Obey Me! Nightbringer is gonna be full of so much angst!!"

Obey Me! Nightbringer:

controversial post but i think i'm just too much of an actual adult to be into hlvrai shipping. none of them are kissing on the mouth. none of em.

especially not gordon and benrey. they are however the world's worst roommate. worsties, if you will. gordon gets a notification every time he looks at that uncanny shitass gamer and it says "newsflash: the worst person you know is hysterically funny sometimes" and the funny aspect is just endearing enough that it prevents him from going entirely looney tunes insane

likewise benrey looks at him through the lens of like "man my new friend I found at the end of the world alien event is fucking mean to me sometimes for no reason. this surely has nothing to do with me, benrey, because I am normal and excellent at making friends on PSN." but also he mutually just finds him fun enough that he's genuinely distraught when it turns out gordon actually fucking hates him and isn't picking up on any of his (incomprehensible) bullshit about not wanting to be an antagonist

literally tldr: why would you ever want to make their relationship into anything else when the "wow everyone else here is so strange (mildly lovingly and also with a fair amount of dread and frustration). glad I'm the only normal person here" dynamic is there and 10x funnier than any possible outcome in which neurotic gordon freeman makes out with low res security guard

and also there are literally 3 other deranged individuals ripe for you people's enjoyment. go get them.

i want to compile a list of horror media that people need to watch before they call genloss groundbreaking incredible material. like yall are soooo so deeply entrenched in copium toting this thing around like its the best piece of horror media in the world when like. theres no horror. there has literally been no horror. how are we watching the same thing. go watch gemini home entertainment or marble hornets or daisy brown or unedited footage of a bear or this house has people in it and then come back to me. dont fucking talk to me until youve consumed some horror media thats actually good first!!!!!!!!

i'm just not really sure why everybody seems to think it's appropriate to pressure an obviously mentally unstable guy into "moving on" when it has been at most nine months since his pregnant wife, to whom he accredits not killing himself due to trauma from military service, died horrifically and tragically while he was working. like why is everybody, and i mean EVERYBODY, acting like he should be over that by now? what the fuck is wrong with these people? she's a licensed psychologist??

I want to put him in a terrarium and hand feed him lettuce

This is the funniest shit ever

its kind of insane how good of a comedic actor charlie day is

Thinking abt doing a video essay on Waititi's influence on the Thor franchise and why it's not great, so if yall could send me links to interviews or articles relating to this I'd really appreciate it!

The thing about Ash is that one must not forget he's not a poor little meow meow, he's more akin to a poor silly meow meow. He is an unlucky bastard who suffered a lot, yes, but he's also just a funney guy who just Doesn't Care 90% of the time.

I am screaming and jumping up and down and doing a little dance inside of my head rn!

that being said, i fucking adore ace austin good fucking day

Something unremittingly bleak about a goddamn country starting "crisis actor" conspiracy theories to deny their crimes. A term invented to deny the deaths of children at Sandy Hook in 2012 is now used to deny the deaths of children in Gaza in 2023.

As the community note says, this isn't a crisis actor. This is a guy who posts on Instagram. A influencer who posts videos online of breaking events...is seen at a lot of breaking events. To Israel, this is a sign of a conspiracy. In fact, some of those images aren't even him, or aren't even related to Palestine at all; one image included in other posts targeting Saleh Aljafarawi is a Halloween costume from Thailand. That article says "pro-Israeli accounts" tweeted this, but it's the literal, official Twitter account of Israel posting this shit, next to their comedy sketches that somehow make trans people the punchline bc fascists only have one joke the whole world wide I guess

Like. It's not new for a government to deny the reality of its atrocities. It is new for that government to outright use a conspiracy theory term devised by Alex fucking Jones, or to, when called on doing so, defend it as a "meme" (also bizarre to see hardcore Zionists use a term crafted for especially antisemitic conspiracy theories). Everything rancid about the world in 2023 congealed into a single tweet, right here

All horror movies need a blooper reel during the credits. I hate watching people get absolutely murdered so the filmmaker can make a point about idk disrespecting the culture of indigenous peoples and then not see those actors fucking up their extremely serious line delivery or corpsing at the ridiculous rubber costume the monster is wearing or the corpse on the ground sneezing uncontrollably because the abandoned warehouse is too damn dusty. I need my laughs after my scares.

i dont understand why yoda could feel anakin being sad 1 time, but neither he nor mace or any of the jedi council could feel palpatines power boner?

dude is having THE TIME of his life. all his plans are working out absolutely perfectly. hes prob wearing robes so he can hide the raging hard-on hes having 24/7. he must be feeling so damn good. that kinda horniness must be noticeable in the force.

say what you want about various things but clamp were kinda cooking when they were like 'if ur not around your gay love interest for like three hours you may just simply eat shit and fall out of a window and die' 😭

finished the bear what a fuckign finale that was. i feel physically ILL