Apple Seed 12: It's Time
Charlie: (sleeping soundly for the first time in months)
Vaggie: (leaning against the doorframe to their room and just staring at Charlie with the biggest smile) Te amo, querida.
Charlie: zzZzzZzz.....
Razzle: (nestled in on the other side of the maternity pillow) ZzZzZ... Baaaaa.... ZzZzZ... Baaaaa....
Keekee: (curled up against Charlie's shoulder) zzzzz... zzzzz... zzzzz...
Vaggie: (hums fondly as she quietly slips out of her uniform, into her nightgown, and gently crawls into bed - kissing Charlie on the cheek and the swell of her belly and whispering) Buenas noches.
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Charlie: (gasps as she springs up into a seated position and grabs her belly) Oh.... oh..... oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.... (throws the blankets off of herself and sees a large puddle of wetness underneath her) Oh....shit! Vaggie?
Vaggie: (grumbles mostly asleep)
Charlie: (shakes Vaggie) Vaggie!
Vaggie: (startles awake) Huh? What is it? Another craving from Taco Hell and Billy Bongs?
Charlie: (shaky) I think my water just broke.
Vaggie: ............ (blinks and rubs her eyes before slapping herself) Say again?
Charlie: My water just broke!
Vaggie: (sees the mess in the bed and leaps into action) FUCK!!! Okay! Okay! Don't panic! We have a plan for a reason. Home birth! I'll go get your dad to call Sloth ring to get a midwife! (sprints out of the room)
Charlie: Okay. Okay. Okay. Deep breaths, Charlie. (breathes in and out slowly)
Razzle: (stares at Charlie with worry and puts his hoof on her thigh) Baa?
Charlie: It's okay, buddy. (slowly scoots to the middle of the bed and makes herself a comfortable nest of pillows) It's okay. (contraction hits) OOOOooooOoooooooooOOOOoOh.....
Vaggie: (sprinting to the Morningstar wing of the hotel and bashes against Lucifer's door) LUCIFER!!! LUCIFER, OPEN UP!!!
Lucifer: (opens the door groggily while rubbing the sleep out of his eyes) What? What? Where's the fire, Maggie?
Vaggie: Baby's coming!
Lucifer: (eyes snap open) Baby's coming?
Vaggie: Baby's coming!!!
Lucifer: Oh, shit- (snaps his fingers and instantly gets dressed in his typical suit) BABY'S COMING!!!! What do we do?! What do we do?!
Vaggie: Call Sloth Ring to get the midwife, dammit!!!
Lucifer: Right! Right! I got it! (turns around to run into his room so he can grab his phone) I can do that- (runs headfirst into the door frame) OUCH!!!
Vaggie: UuUuuuuUUUUuUUuggGGgGghhhhHhhh......
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so i'm finally moving out of my emotionally abusive household 😎 when i get settled i can't wait to be able to write and gif more when i'm not on edge all the time babey
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she baldur on my gate till I come out of early access
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OMG, so shipping Paul x Chani is being condemned now on Tumblr? A love story that has existed and has been regarded as iconic and epically tragic and ROMANTIC for 6 decades? Apparently, we should all look down on this legendary love story, even when the director of the film that gave it even more depth and emotional weight than what it had in the books said it's the center and the beating heart of the whole story. All because y'all are completely incapable of separating fiction from real life. Lol, you people really can't be more boring and bitter. WATCH ME romanticize the shit out of it for YEARS until Messiah comes out, and then YEARS after that. Do something useful with your sad little lives and gtfo of the tag. Xoxo.
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