More hilarious Hope Dislikes Elijah scenes because I CAN.

Look, look Elijah can manage the Mystic Falls Gang Teens because they're NOT related to Elijah.

Do you know who is related to Elijah, and is pissed off at him? And isn't afraid to bully the hell out of Elijah 'you've heard of me?' Mikaelson.

His beloved niece, Hope Mikaelson.

His niece is describing how Hayley, her mother, the love of his life hate banged his baby brother, Niklaus.

Look at how awkward this man is. He would rather fall on a stake right this second.

There is simply no defense.

BONUS:

Scoreboard:

Hope Mikaleson - 6 | Elijah Mikaelson: 0

I simply can't forgive Elijah for deciding he needs to die with Klaus and depriving us of more scenes like this.

Can you imagine how much she'd roast him with her Humanity off???

We need to talk about the worst thing about making AUs....

The fact that then when you inevitably think about crossovers you don't want the crossover with the canon you want it with your specific AU. Your brain worms, your circus, but THEN WHAT?

Oh, yeah, to understand this crossover you need to go read this entirely different fic/series? Girl help 😭 you can't do that

The greatest past campaign NPC that could possibly be introduced into Campaign 3 is, without a doubt, Eadwulf Grieve. He's a wizard. Ludinus is his (girlfriend? wife? best friend?)'s boss. He's a follower of the Raven Queen who openly wears her symbol. He definitely knows a lot about residuum and probably knows a decent amount about potions of possibility. His arms are incredible.

Hc that Luther let Maria keep her Christmas traditions when they got married, so Nicky grew up celebrating Christmas on Christmas Eve and opening gifts at midnight and then doing stockings and a last gift Christmas day in the morning (because Luther still wanted to do some Christmas celebrating on Christmas day).

He continues this tradition when he takes in the twins. It's an adjustment for the twins, but despite Aaron's complaining and Andrew's non-reactions, they like actually celebrating Christmas without the tension and strain that's always been connected to it all their lives due to their upbrinings. They like having a tradition with someone who actually cares about them.

When they join the Foxes, everyone is too separated to be interested in having any kind of celebration together, but after Neil's freshman year, Nicky mentions their way of celebrating, and it intrigues everyone. They all agree to go along with this way of celebrating all together (it makes Nicky cry of joy). They fly Randy and Stephanie and Erik to South Carolina and decorate Abby's house inside and out and have the best Christmas celebration Nicky ever remembers having. He's never been so happy, surrounded by family, everyone happy and having a good time.

Nicky enjoys watching the Foxes deal with the struggle of having to wait until midnight to open presents for the first time. Aaron and Andrew are used to it now after a few years, so the three of them have a good time watching everyone impatiently start to count the minutes until midnight starting at 10:30pm.

When midnight hits, cheers loud enough to wake the whole neighborhood erupt from inside the house, and Wymack has to step in to keep the tree and the mound of presents under it from being demolished. He hands presents out one by one and smiles and laughter accompany the opening of all the presents.

When everything is passed out and opened, they take some time to have their last few desserts and conversations before calling it a night. Nicky cuddles on the couch with Erik and simply lets himself soak in the joy of being able to enjoy his traditions with his new family.

If I fail all my exams then at least I still have my wit and poetic genius.

Tis a sad week for Rick fuckers 😭😭😭

vogue april 2024 (x)

the dyke drama is dramaing. i am on the floor.

Singlehandedly one of my favorite pictures of Harry ever taken. What are your thoughts on it

This is it, uncropped, and my first reaction is that I just love the shrubbery of it all, the composition of the bush/shirt (bushirt). But I love a lot of other parts of it, too: I love Helene's eye and how it matches his (or rather, it doesn't match, but he literally hired her because she COULD match it, he consistently selected the shots she took that he would take), I love that he looks kinda pissed yet still soft (the complexity in the gaze/hand/setting vs. fake-o vacancy), but most of all, I love the hypocrisy, the self-own it caused among the lady-haters back in the day--I'm a petty bitch, it must be said! For those who missed it, when this picture first came out, it wasn't accredited, and lo, everyone who hated Helene and bitched about her constantly swooned mightily! This is good! We love it!!! Die, Helene, die!! But uh oh, when the credit was revealed, homminah homminah, time to back pedal mightily, and u had to laff (well, I did, rip to the hater "professional" who created a whole side blog, trying and failing to point out all of Helene's so-called photographic crimes)

Just thought of an amazing and hilarious chenford headcannon and now I’m laughing!!

Okay so what if they do another true crime documentary (and I pray they do bc those episodes are hilarious) and chenford do their interviews together the way they do…which is quite hilarious when you think about bc the only other people to interview together is the married couple lol…anyways and bc they’ve already done multiple true crime docs they end up getting on the topic/finding out from the interviewers that apparently they have a dedicated group of followers/fans in the true crime community who ship them together or think they’re secretly dating and it becomes a whole thing hahaha!!

im not sure what’s funnier in a muppet’s rendition of the hobbit

gandalf being the live actor

bilbo being the live actor

thorin being the live actor

Thanks for tagging me, @mcrmadness <3

Relationship status: I'm in a QPR <33 Very happy right now hehe

Favourite colour: pretty much every shade of blue, but especially a warm dark blue!

Song stuck in my head: Flu Game by Fall Out Boy, it's so fkng good!!!!!

Last song I listened to: Dann ohne mich by Donots, listening to Roxy's recommended songs :)

Three favourite foods: Definitely lasagna. And Bratwurstsemmel, it's just comfort tbh. Well, and Elisenlebkuchen! They are the best thing in the whole wide world, if you want to make me happy and love you forever then give me Elisenlebkuchen haha

Last thing(s) I googled: The Magnus Archives, because I wanted to send the link to the episodes to my partner so she can start listening to them, too <3

Dream trip: Uhm. Visiting my online friends, I guess. That's definitely a priority of mine. And otherwise I'd love to visit India and Greece in the future, maybe Edinburgh and London again, too, if I find the time and money :)

No pressure tags: @sunny-lie-melody @ninetimesbluedemo @walkingcontradiction42 @finn-shitposts and whoever else wants to do this <3

"okay well I think this eulogy is going to leave us open to legal action"