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thelunarsystemwrites · 2 months

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Nightmare the caregiver headcanons!

(Just me ranting abt undertale au agere, featuring the bad sanses! This is gonna be a new AU-)

Nightmare: Caregiver. Very calm and sorta stoic, occasionally tired of the nonsense but has a good habit of keeping his cool. He may seem uninterested, but knows where all of his boys are, at all time. It's almost scary-

Killer: Middle. He's on the younger side of a middle, being 9 - 10 when regressed. He likes annoying Nightmare, and being playful. Calls nightmare "Pops" or "Dad"! He likes gaming a lot when regressed, which can be anything he can be chaotic in. (Mostly minecraft, but sometimes older games like COD.) He also occasionally slips younger, around 6? And when he's that young, he follow Nightmare just about everywhere, VERY talkative little.

Horror: Little. He's a toddler essentially, 3 - 4. And a very spacing out, unaware one at that. Nightmare absolutely has to keep an eye on him at all times, due to the fact that he will try to chew on anything and everything. To combat this, Nightmare shape shifts one of his tendrils into a harness, keeping Horror secure. Also, he goes completely non-verbal while regressed!

Murder/Dust: Little, very tiny. We're talking he goes 0 - 1, maybe 2. He's an Involuntary regressor, as he believes he doesn't really deserve it. When he's regressed, he's very clingy, and wants to be carried at all times, since he misses Papy's hugs and carrying him. Speaking of Paps! He often helps encourages Dust to ask for things he needs, like a binky, or bottle, blanket, so on!

Cross: Flip. He's not really the regressing type, so he's more of an age dreamer/partial regressor! When regressed, he's pretty quiet, likes to read, or bake (with supervision) he really can't tell his regressed age, which nightmare will reassure him that, it's okay! And, really Cross prefers being a babysitter, mostly to watch Killer. He's better with older kids!

And with that... i feel like I should be writing a story about this, huh.

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holdoncallfailed · 2 years

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do you guys know about the dude who rolls himself up in a carpet and lies on the floor of different bars in brooklyn cos he likes to be stepped on. is this a fixture of the night life in every city

#it's exactly what it sounds like #text

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therelentless · 1 year

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ooc;; if you enjoyed squid game, get ready for... THE OCTOGAMES!

#{ house meeting! } ;; ooc #oh yes!#it's exactly what it sounds like #it's on tubi

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clandest1ne-g1rl · 1 year

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I've been obsessively collecting images of ryan ross on pinterest and classifying them into sections based on date, it's really hard because this man loved (loveS? he's not dead he's just a hermit now) to wear the same outfit for literal weeks, but I continue nonetheless

#I should be studying for my exams #but my priorities are clear #obviously this is more important #I don't really know what i'll do with my collection #but I don't think it'll ever be truly finished so I don't even have to worry about that #my favourite category so far is one called 'furry' where he dressed up as a fox kinda thing #also one called 'bigass bow around his neck + little boys haircut'#it's exactly what it sounds like #ryan ross #panic at the disco #the young veins

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teledild0nix · 2 years

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during peak refer to ppl by their url as if it is their surname times my url was just captain-liddy so i didn't get much of that treatment and then after that it was liddrose and then after that it was a-liddle-bit-of-tenda. so like my name has always been in my url. i thought about changing this url to telidild0nix, but it's already unintelligible enough as it is lmao

#do y'all know what teledildonics is?#it's exactly what it sounds like

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genderqueer-miharu · 2 years

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Oh my god there's an account called tigerandbunnyyoutubecomments...

#it's exactly what it sounds like

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mushroom-winners-proof · 2 years

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What does "pinned" mean?

at the beginning of someone's blog sometimes there'll be a post with this lil symbol on it

that means that post will always be the first one seen unless the blogger 'unpins' it

#non kh #snap chats #it's exactly what it sounds like #it's like when you put something on the fridge- it'll stay there until you take it down #so no matter how many posts i make the pinned post will always be at the top #people use it for like. introductions or 'important' posts like commissions or doantions #i use it for what's REALLY important: catfish xehanort

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huginsmemory · 7 months

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What can I say really

#aroace #arospec #aromantic #asexuality #asexual #aroace memes #aro memes #ace memes #like sometimes allos also get it #but most of the time they dont and it just sounds like gibberish #literally the trans meme but aroace version i was like WAIT this is EXACTLY what it feels like to talk about attraction and relationships

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goopeculiar · 1 year

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Valentine Lube jungkook/jimin/taehyung, NC-17, 4215 words. Jungkook gets a strange Valentine's gift from one of his hyungs. Is it lotion? Is it hair oil? And who exactly gave it to him?

#bts fic rec #it's exactly what it sounds like #:)

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thedreadvampy · 1 year

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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phoenixiancrystallist · 2 years

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Day 238, done with the shading, on to the highlights! And the realization that I should have shaded the gold accents on the outfit when I was doing the tonfa, lol woops. Oh well, too late now.

#the great artscapade of 2022 #bobbi's being weird again #art #my art #friend oc #dozen years late christmas present #guys I went grocery shopping today and I got fresh meat AND fresh veggies I'm so happy!!!! 😭#I was gonna make a stir-fry tonight but my roommate said he has plans so he bought us Burger King #but then his plans got canceled as we were on the way home and we were both like DANG IT WE COULDA HAD STIR FRY #oh well it'll keep until Monday #or possibly Sunday?#we're having a family get together for my mom's side of the family tomorrow #which is also my mom's birthday lol #so idk if we're gonna do Sunday Funday this week or if we'll all be too burnt out after the water balloon fights of epic proportions #mom bought a water balloonzooka #it's exactly what it sounds like #and also a hose attachment so she can fill like 100 balloons at once XD #...I feel like I should be wearing a swimsuit for this nonsense #but nah #there will be an impromput wet t-shirt contest and I WILL win

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fromel · 2 years

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like for a goodbye thread

#ooc. //#it's exactly what it sounds like

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taxi-davis · 2 years

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#twilight zone #the twilight zone #classic twilight zone #theres a youtube channel called:#'twilight zone in color'#it's exactly what it sounds like #the above screeshot was from somebody's attempt to colorize the episode 'miniature' with ai deep learning #I just think it's neat

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unpretty · 2 years

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i am in genuine danger right now of spending $60 on a metal phone trumpet imported from turkey

#original #i do not need it #it would take up so much room #i would use it exactly once to find out what it sounded like #and then it would sit on a shelf #however: i want it #it's so stupid how am i supposed to resist this

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fearandhatred · 7 months

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what hurts about angel crowley is not even just that he used to be an angel. it's the fact that in that one scene, even though it's just him and aziraphale, you can tell that he's so different from the rest of them.

aziraphale is very obviously wary, cautious and maybe even a little standoffish, and he's so concerned about breaking heaven's rules. crowley on the other hand is so innocent and excited the whole time and he's not afraid of anything, and he doesn't see the harm in being inquisitive, rightfully so.

and also, aziraphale at that point in time, and i assume all the other angels as well, are in that small little box where they think everything that they make has to have a purpose to advance heaven's plan: when crowley makes the stars aziraphale is like "okay... but what's it for though?" but why does it have to be for anything? crowley made them because he genuinely loves them, because it brings him joy, because he sees the beauty in things.

it's exactly these things that set him apart from the other angels that caused him to fall. and they're such human traits too. the curiosity, the passion, the want to create things just because they can be created. anyway that's what hurts thanks for coming

#fearandhatred #fearandmeta #don't talk to me ever again #also all my meta posts sound like i'm dunking on aziraphale so hard but i promise that is not the case #this IS a flaw of his though but that is exactly what will contribute to his character arc.#finally seeing how these harmless and maybe even desirable traits that heaven looks down on IS the problem #good omens #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #angel crowley #good omens meta

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invisible-brandy · 5 months

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twin beds

#i do not know what exactly phil was saying imma be honest #i assumed its a play on the word penguin but it sounds like wings which also makes sense but like #idk dont make fun of me if its wrong lmao #dan and phil #dan and phil games #dnp #dnp gifs #phan #gamingmas 2023 #dpgdaily

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