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lostbizkits · 1 year

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Why Vishnu-Flynn kinda bad

#shin megami tensei #smt iv #smt iv apocalypse #it’s like he was made to make me simp #my brain is simple #swords? long hair??? multiple arms?? generally menacing apparel?? sign me the fuck up

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mblue-art · 24 days

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this man. ..

(inspo) (og meme)

#lv20 cross #cross!sans #self insert #mblue art #[ og lv20c is made by withtheworms !! ]#( but this purple lv20c i draw on my blog is usually based on soothingespione's yandere interp )#(bc i hv nt bn th sme snce rdng tht fc) (everytime i think of him i immediately want to [REDACTED] uh do things to him)#(a little violence. as a treat</3)#(probably the only skel/variant i simp for that i wont feel immediately bad doing such to) (maybe)#god i want to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]--#a fun(?)(🤨) dynamic to explore personally when im reminded of it #oourgh he makes me feel SOOO conflicted 💢💢💢 (/pos but also /flustrd grrr) shoutout to op thanks for writing him i am so . |||OTL #not linking the fic if any1 asks. it has spicy content #idiot idiot man. love-hate for u. bonks u. (i do like the possessive/obssessive that comes with yanderes tho)#cm

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asleepinawell · 2 years

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Zenos making things Weird™

#final fantasy xiv #ffxiv #final fantasy 14 #ffxivedit #zenos yae galvus #gamingedit #myedit #mp #i am very much not a zenos stan/simp #hated his dumb golf bag wielding face the moment he showed up #however this scene made me go from hating him to still hating him but finding him highly entertaining #voice actor really just went for it #i was laughing the whole time #like wow zenos wtf my dude #and my poor wol standing there like sir this is a wendys #the garleans need to start carrying folding chairs to hand out when they start monloguing my boy is TIRED #anyway kudos to square for this dialogue they didn't have to write it like that but they did and I think that's neat #zenos being normal saga #<- tag for the full series of gif sets as i make them

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risingsouls · 1 year

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[If you really think Vegeta's dad clothes in Super look better/suit him better than his fits in GT, you're wrong. Don't talk to me about the hair cut tho good god man what were you thinking. The mustache is stupid but not NEAR the offense of that fucking atrocious haircut and im glad they fixed it later in the series.

Honorable mention the amazing but too few casual fits from Z, too tbh. 🙌 Like I'm sorry but the dad look ain't it for him.

#// vegeta ♅#im on my period so simping will likely increase by at least 20%#also i could have sworn there were more casual outfits for him in super but it's #literally just he one #which makes it extra boring!#but yeah like vegeta isn't vain and doesn't wear casual clothes often #but the man still wants to feel like himself #and wear things that suit him #also scoop necks on this man??? fuck me sideways #and sweatpants #and leather #don't look this far im just simpin #i just wish the anime took notes from the game and made that ass fat #jfc i need to stop 🤣

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en-chi-la-da · 2 years

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idk about the otaku thing but i love the idea of his mother reading manga to him and that’s why he likes reading to his hamsters as well and oops, here’s my portrayal of what i think gundhams mother would look like :0

#EPIC GUNDHAM DUMP TIME AGAIN!!!#100% his mother loves animals like him and reads to him stories about magic and watches hamtaro w him #i htink it would be funny if his mother also had some more like. action-y violence fantasy manga that gundham finds and reads #that adds to his interest in the 'dark and mystical' arts. like he reads about some dramatic overlord manga villain and thinks #'oh now THIS guy is cool >:)' thus the middle school syndrome set in lmao #anyways do you guys like the baby gundham i made up? LMAO i tried #sdr2 #danganronpa #gundham tanaka #for the gundham simps (me)#ari art #ask draw #the dark shadow over her eyes arent supposed to make her look evil or anything its just supposed to imply some individual interpretation #to how she looks. obvs we're never gonna know OFFICIALLY but thats what personal headcanons are for :) lol #gundhamronpa

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sunnykeysmash · 2 years

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#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #welcome to Wrexham #ryan reynolds #rob mcelhenney #dont mind me just trying to imagine what a mac bf arc would be like!!!!! thankfully the wrexham doc made it incredibly easy #i recommend it it's cute and makes u care for all of wrexham the team the fans the city and also ryan and rob are there #of course obligatory inclusion of audio of ryan PEEING because it is rob so you know he had to 😵‍💫 yep #anyway anyway #Ryan looks so hot in it im just saying well he looks hot all the time sorry for being such a ryan simp on macdennis main #Deadpool 2 is my favorite movie of all time :) 💘#rac

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oldmisfortune · 1 year

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beautiful beautiful art !!! I just love the way you draw Ez and Narcisa T T and their designs are both (chef’s kiss gesture) MWAH !!! absolutely adore them and im so sorry for the like spam ;0; i was going through your page and it was all MM-MMM-MMMM-DELICIOSO ;0; so i couldn’t help myself u_u <33333

AAAAAAH thank you so much for the love, I'm so happy that people enjoy my lil nonsense 💖💖💖💖💖

Also sorry for the delay I got very busy ;;

I have so many more ideas for them and it makes me really happy people are interested in seeing it!! Like for example, I honestly can't wait to show how they went from this:

To this:

...in the spam of a few years >:)

#THE WAY THIS ASK MADE ME SMILE #you truly made my day 💖💖💖#it really makes me want to share so much more of them here :)#this are really old sketches btw #i have a ton laying around like that but i never know how or when to share hahah #anyways thanks again 💖💖💖#eldarya #eldarya oc #my art #oc: narcisa #ezarel #nicest asks pile #he is so whipped in the second sketch hahaha #no one knows he can get this simp-y #it's his lil secret >:)

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irenic-raccoon · 9 months

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If I made an IASIP self insert would you still think I'm somewhat sane

#plot twist i was never sane #yes id only make it to ship myself with a particular character I enjoy #Me and Mac r sharing idcccc #and what if i made said self insert idk a step sister of Mac bc Ive been told I kinda look like him #and bc i think it'd be fitting for the show if Mac later in his life met a step sister he didnt know he had bc his dad had an affair #aaand bc i think itd be rlly funny #like being a dennis/reynolds simp is just a mcdonald thing 💀💀💀💀#<- I inserted the “/Reynolds” because i think itd be even more funny if like the mcdonalds fell for a reynolds at least once #im taking this way too seriously oops 💀#do I even tag this #fine #iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #mental illness

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googlein1942 · 9 months

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ive been so into rdr2 lately and i keep thinking about public nations verse where people making historical games/movies/shows/etc. consult nation people on historical tidbits and accuracy and whatnot, so queue Alfred “Favorite era of the US was the wild wild west” Jones finding his way to rockstar studios to help them out with the game accuracy/go on about whacky people he met during those days while the studio is just like write that down write that down

#sort of long post #my brain rot knows no bounds #also imagining alfred wanting to simp after arthur morgan so bad but hes like i cant i cant he has the same name as the guy who raised me #hes like trying to convince the studio to change the name and shit lmaoo #also a while back someone made posts about a post-reveal nations verse where tv studios would make like historical docs about the nations #(loved these posts so much)#and i think it would be interesting if nations got introduced to the whole thing with bc helping with games/tv/movies not about them #and then when some studio comes up and is like hey we wanna make a show about you guys #theyre like yeah fine cus we already help out with other stuff and maybe know the people we’d be working with on this #oh and they show up for like nonsensical things. historical plays. settup for local historical festival. historical parodies. you name it #i just love the whole nations being in the spotlight idea #and i have to take number 1 blorbo alfred f jones and spin him in my head like a microwave at all times bo matter what #also very obsessed with red dead rn im doing a 100% completion (story and compendium) run for my now 3rd play through #also i need to sleep 😣#hws america #public nations #hws #hetalia headcanons #and yes that IS what the F stands for no complaints

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mblue-art · 1 year

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Hi. I saw that you like Lust. Not many people I see like Lust. Everyone hates him. It's nice to see someone who also likes him. :) Amazing art!

Hullo ! I love Lust, very much so!! 🥺💙💜💙💜

I understand the hate bc of the content made around him by the OG creator,

But what I do is acknowledge that this is the roots, this is how it started, (also if my memory is right and if im not bullshittin i think it was funny that it started as a joke au where 'everyone is mtt except himself' and now ofc it evolved into an actual au— anyway hope op's doing ok 🙏), take what I like from that AU (ex. lust being Very Sans) and then add a shitton of headcanons on top like it's whipped cream/frosting on a cupcake, maybe w/ some sprinkles, even uwu

That's why he's soft, I love soft Underlust Sans, I contribute to soft Lust content bc he's more than just the multiverse's 'pervert' like smhhh 😤😤😤 where's that post— THIS, look at this 👈👈👈

Also ppl can just. Make headcanons/have their own interpretations lol. (Wait ok well some AU creators might not like?? That??? But since Underlust AU concept technically belongs to the community now.........) Go ham, man, you don't have to religiously follow the canon content if you're uncomfy with it <3

Fandom experience is all about having fun !! Look at me I'm doing selfship art bc that makes me happy ! 💜💙 (I may be cringe... but i am free 😎 /ref)

#whats NOT FUN tho is uhhh being mean and possibly bullying/harrassing ppl?? thats. thats rude????#that is- in the words of Fresh— 'Totally unrad broski.'#not mad btw!! now lets go bacj to me simping—#ask #mblue talks #m rambles #also hello fandom can we have more masc bod lust sans btw 🅱️lease i am like a starved man in a beach full of hot girl summers /hj #not that i dont like the fem slay 💅 take that most of the fandom currently has- i appreciate it!!#hes SO gender and very pretty and he deserves to be!! even i contribute to pretty lust propaganda #but i want balance is the thing lmao o(-< i dont think there isnt a lot of masc (bod) lust content compared to the other and hrhrggh #the sans trait is what made me fall for his goof ass i want to see him masc and sans-y and boy and-#UERGHF BOY IN LAP i want to kiss him make him feel loved he deserves to be SO loved and appreciated #i want to be so gd sappy with this man

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sebek-zigbolt · 10 months

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Portfest spoilers

#sebek zigvolt #text #HES SO FUCKING FUNNY IM GOING TO DIE #WHYYY R U LIKE THIS #AND LIKE THE FACT SEBEK FUCKING... MADE EVERYONE ELSE AGREE #im drawing this #THE hehehehHEHE #the volume raising as he goes #HE HAS DREAMED OF THIS (minor ass school activity)#TEARED UP WITH THE THOUGHT OF #WORKING.TO.THE .BONE. for malleus #the IMMEDIATE 180 to try n rub it on silvers face bcause he is DESPERATE for victory points against him #only silver #DOESNT FUCKING CARE! WHY WOULD HE!!!! nobody can get to sebeks level of malleus simping where assigning groups can make u fucking CRY #AND YEA THE REVEAL THAN MALLEUS ISNT EVEN THERE AND SOME 1st YEAR GLARED/THREATENED EVERYONE ELSE IN D CLASS TO PICK HIM #hes so funny.... he makes any event for me... instant entertainment...

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spaciebabie · 2 years

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Do you think Springtrap could handle Cbat?

I can't decide if it'd "work its magic", or if it'd cause springlock failures for the second (third?) time in his life.

You're the professional Springtrap simp, so I thought you'd know better than anybody.

if springtrap put on cbat i would become filled w/rage and rip the strap from his body and beat him over the head w/it until he dies

there's no fucking way this man could fuck ta cbat. listen. he tries ta do whatever fucky tempo that song has got goin on and he'll collapse onta the floor and seize. either that or its the worst sex of your life. bros attemping ta get jiggy w/it while you're clinging ta the sheets for dear life praying for the song ta b over with. "the magic" bro the only magic around here is that magic of reanimation this idiot is cursed with. i would kill him. you would hafta envoke a pussy ban. for life.

#nsft #spacie splains #this ask made me laugh so hard imn sweatoing #this took me 30 mins ta answer b/c i was laughing so hard #why does this visual make me so angry #i imagine he'd think he's such a pussy destroyer after #bro doesnt even know he's abt ta die for the billionth time #after the first couple seconds i realize what song is playing and my killdrive is unlocked #there's abt ta be a new man behind the slaughter b/c what the fuck #so glad im the simp you would come ta w/a question like this #he wouldnt even like the song he would see it online n think 'ppl fuck ta this? this song is shit.'#HEY IF YOU SAW ME CHANGE THE COMMUINITY RATING I CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN IM DOING WHAT I DID THE FORST TIME I #DONT WANT PPL TA BE UNCOMFY SLKFJSKFJ

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teeth-draws · 2 years

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TALLYS FROM @shepherds-of-haven JUST IN TIME FOR THE END OF JUNE

#shepherds of haven #tallys ironwood #halle beren #pride month #i started drawing this a month ago and then just got really mad at the hands #but I was aware there was a deadline n I had heaps of wine n cracked on #i wanted to do the lesbian flag bc tbh they’re lesbians Harold but you know technically they’re also not #the lesbian flag is just the prettiest one imo #drawing this made me realise how many shepherds have green eyes #NEway Halle is a huge simp for tallys like whatever she wants she gets #like snipe at nobles babes idc I’ll hold your flower #tallys is the gf in waterboy that holds up the sign while he’s taking the test that just says #WANT ME TO KILL HIM #it’s on my list of memes to draw #I’m out of work for the next month at least so maybe I’ll make shoh memes my hobby #hide from society for a bit #art hermit: my true form #they’re the same height!!! tall chicks #as you can see Halle is VERY pleased with herself #time to deep dive into elven clothing inspo #i like those sleeves that look like petals…#ugh tallys my lady love let’s eat illegal mushrooms in a secluded meadow #you make the flower crowns and I’ll mix the drinks #this is actually like two thirds of the whole picture but I was trying to make my life easier #I’ll post the full one some other time

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midnightmarev · 10 months

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I have a thing I wanna write and Twitter wasn't very helpful

I got an internet parents!pirate AU on my mind, but I need some help.

One of them is a pirate (technically not in the beginning) and the other is the literal heir to the royal throne but they hate it and are never listened to by the king.

Whoever is the royalty sneaks out to experience normalcy. They meet the other on that escapade, never telling them who they actually are, and they fall in love! However, they end up getting caught after a long while of this, and the "commoner" of the two is sentenced to piracy and vows to rescue their love.

It's pretty simplified cuz I don't wanna reveal too much, but trust me, I got a lot for this AU. Magic is a thing in this world, btw, as are mythical and magical creatures :smile:

Originally, I was gonna (and probably still am) write this story with some OCs of mine, but I thought about it and it would fit so well with the parents as well :3

They're also both pop-off badasses in their own right, like, "father king, if you execute the love of my life I will simply join them" kinda badass and be ready to jump out the window from the tallest tower just to keep their love alive >:3

Like, the obvious choice would probably be to have Kristin be the princess and Phil the pirate, but it would also be so funny for Phil to be the prince and Kristin the one sentenced to piracy after first being accused of being a witch who put a spell on the prince but he was like, "nuh uh, if you do that I will simply off myself as well >:)" so it got reduced to "go out to sea, you're a pirate now and if we ever see you again you're dead," like, free pass that day but after that, it's on sight.

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mrpenguinpants · 1 year

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I think that it was two days ago?? But I was this close from falling asleep and was scrolling Tumblr obviously. And I was in the suggest posts tab, wasn't even on any tag or anything, then I stumbled on your "low battery warning" post and read it through cause why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bruh when I tell you I wanted to be able to physically EAT the whole thing. The Alhaitham part alone was bouncing around in my head for the whole time since I've read it, to the point I had to go back and search for it to see if I dreamed of it or not. I want I kiss you so hard for having written that, holy balls please never delete or I'll cry ugly tears

GOD-YALL ARE KILLING ME. I COULD KISS YOU RN. I don't know what it is about this but holy shit- it a K.O for me.

I feel that on a spiritual level of being in bed, probably should be sleeping, but I'm too busy reading fics loll. I'm vv happy to hear that my fic was suggested to you and that you liked it so much. I don't know it feels weird knowing that my work is just out there for anyone to see and not just people who follow me but it's nothing bad.

But I'm telling you, I'm so fucking down bad for Alhaitham. It's not even funny- I have several wips of just him sitting in my drafts. Actually, let me word count it rn. Okay, I have 8k words of barely put-together wips sitting in my drafts for one (1) character I barely know.

#this one right here #maybe its how anon wrote this but it makes my heart flutter #djsklas i am soft rn dont look at me #ty anon ;-;#im not even joking about the alhaitham thing btw #i dont know what happened #i wrote him one day because i said why not #and now im suffering #its the god damn albedo effect where i watched dialogue interaction and was like wuh??? personality???#i can literally link you all the moment #IT SOUNDS LIKE HIS VA BROKE CHARACTER AND ITS SOOO FUNNY TO ME #and for some reason that's the moment that made me an alhaitham simp #albedo was the “did you?” scene btw #ur telling me this blank piece of paper has a personality?? i thought he was supposed to be calm and collected #idk its just those moments that make me fall in love #super duper big mwah #lovely anon #anon ask

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rubys-domain · 10 months

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hoo... kaeya's hangout was a wild ride from start to finish

#⇢₊˚⊹ 🩷∥ruby∥yo，ide yo !!#genshin spoilers #it was literally mondstadt all-stars #(i am slightly disappointed at not seeing amber. but it is what it is i guess)#(plus now i can meet albedo and venti whenever i want so i can't complain too much hehe)#my favorite route was the acting though #he changed into his skin which is already two points in its favor #and of course he gained simps doing it lol #but then the story of the play might also have something to do with his backstory. quite curious #and the private talk with the traveler at the end. just. just everything about this route #back to mondstadt tho #i always found it amusing whenever the traveler grumbled about not getting to drink alcohol #it's one of the longest running jokes in the game besides emergency food (albeit way more subtle). and i for one will never get tired of it #i really didn't expect to make a stop at liyue tho. that came completely out of left field for me #when we had to go to heyu tea house i got excited because lore-wise chongyun likes to hang out there #of course i was hoping against hope. and of course that hope was dashed #but i guess it wouldn't have made much sense for him to show up anyway #that aside #the fake name he made up for himself — “Albert Rich”#it's very 👀#it's probably nothing more than a pun on his his last name “Alberich”. it was just an amusing choice imo #i can't believe we get two things from this hangout tho. an unusable quest memento and a piece of furniture #i thoroughly enjoyed all of it tbh #this as well as the three newest hangouts — kaveh layla and faruzan — have raised my expectations significantly for future hangouts #i mean obviously not all of them can be mondstadt all stars #i just think these hangouts were really really good #oh yeah also #not a single instance of fighting enemies in this hangout #i mean there wouldn't be much point since his combat doesn't need to be advertised being a free character that every account has #i prefer no combat segments tho. means i can do the hangout while eating lunch

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