what is it about long-running JRPG series with multiple entries on Steam where you'll go to the community via subreddit or otherwise to see what they think the best game is and all of the comments are like "oh you want to play the best game in the series? well, you won't find it on Steam. the objectively best game in the series (which has the best story ever conceived for a video game) is actually Schlumbo Chronicles 3: The Schmingus, which was released for the PS3/PSP in 2007 and is the only mainline game to never get a rerelease or port despite being considered one of the best games in the series by hardcore fans. sorry about it."
He really is so funny this gay little thing drinking a 100 yen mystery sludge drink at a shithole bar in the demon infested hell world that exists underneath his house and he’s like excuse me sir.. a napkin? May I please have a napkin for my little samurai face… unbelievable. You drink the pissy shitty special and just wipe your chin off with your sleeve like everyone else in Tokyo. There’s 100 devils outside. Get real