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rawrsatthetree · 1 month

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I’ve never blocked more people in a fandom before BG3 and I was in The Arcana fandom so that’s really saying something

#and it’s always a self reclaimed Astarion girlie #like girl stfu #go watch bluey if you want to infantilize and sanitize something so bad #it’s an M rated game #how are there so many immature idiots playing the same game #literally the type of people that watch shot like Vultron and the Shera remake #go back to your baby shows and leave the adults alone

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maykitz · 4 months

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hate it when they fix things that weren't broken

#the last one is the only truly annoying one #it's an m rated game bozo

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kaeyapilled · 11 months

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kavetham different meeting au where theres a sort of fair for people who want to study in the akademiya to get to know each darshan, yknow those college fairs? where they talk to you about universities and courses? like that. and the kshahrewar and the haravatat booths are next to each other and kaveh and alhaitham are responsible for them and despite having just met they bicker with each other all. day. every future akademiya student that passes through one of their booths might as well have passed through both because they will not stop arguing about which darshan is better and which one the people talking to them should go to. its a very amusing experience to all involved except for kaveh and alhaitham themselves. and anyways. nuisances to lovers

#inspired by real life situation in the university/career fair i am at rn with my school lmao #the sociology girl and the law school guy wouldn't stop bickering about which major was better it was so funny #not hinting romance between them though that's weird they're real people. it just reminded me of kavetham because i have brainrot #anyways yeah that's my pitch for a 200k words slow burn academic rivals to lovers rated M kavetham fic #kavetham #haikaveh #my posts #alhaitham #kaveh #also what i described might sound like the interdarshan but no that was focused on games this is focused on studying

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folkdevilism · 2 months

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Sometimes I still think about the violence that went in to Jessamine's death animation. Even the moments directly before and after the actual stabbing contain a lot of brutality despite how rapidly the whole scene plays out.

For instance, seconds prior to the killing blow, Daud strikes Jessamine across the face so hard her feet nearly leave the ground, and then he immediately begins to strangle her before she even has a chance to regain herself.

And even after the the impalement, the violence comes to an end only after Daud forcefully throws her to the ground like a ragdoll.

#dishonored #jessamine kaldwin #daud #the knife of dunwall #at the end of the day it's an M-rated game with various violent death animations for different characters #so it's not like the animation itself is unique in that regard #but it's mainly that he manages to hit + choke + stab + throw her in less than a minute after you've barely met her (as the player)#it's the detail that does it for me #he doesn't even just let her fall on her own after he takes the blade out #he slams her to her knees and her head actually bounces slightly as it hits the pavillion tiles

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icewindandboringhorror · 4 months

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Some (late) holiday photos of the boye~!

#cats #holiday #OUGHH....... barely could even get these edited and posted... my mysterious sickness flare up has been sooo bad the past few #days.. I didn't even go to the usual obligatory family christmas I was supposed to attend (!!! health issue/medical mention in tags below)#My stomach issues basically put me in a constant state of uncontrollable shivering/body shaking + nausea + sometimes rapid heart #rate. and when it happens at night that makes it like.. nearly impossible to sleep when you're violently shaking + you can feel your heart #so strong + you keep having to run to the bathroom every 5 minute to cough and gag #and throw up and so on and so forth. etc. So I went like 40 hours without any sleep almost for christmas eve and all of christmas day #last night I finally got maybe 2 hours of sleep in between the nausea and shaking and stuff. and then today I was able to get a few #hours of sleep in the afternoon. Today I tried taking an anxiety mediciation a doctor gave me in case it was anxiety related (it's apparent #ly used to relax people and works in the moment. rather than like Anxiety Mediciation that you have to take for weeks to see any effect #because I think this isn't actually acting on your brain chemistry it's judt like..a mild sedative or something.) but all that did was make #me dizzy and sweaty lol. I;m glad I slept a little but I'm just still frustrated that I don't feel normal. I started having these #'episodes' (with the stomach issues + shaking + heartrate + nausea etc.) like at the end of october. And usually it will happen for like a #few hours at a time. or i'll lose sleep one day and then be fine the next. but this has been like nearly 3 days of feeling weird. so is #getting kind of annoying... It's funny too because I was so so productive like.. literally the few days before. I was feeling much better #and I was working on my game and blah blah. But then.. random issue flare up out of nowhere of course.. yaayy.... happy holidays to meee lo #I did at least see two random ducks outside of my window in the yard area for christmas. and havent seen them since. So it's like.. hrmm..#pacing around my room nauseous and shakings and etc. but at least... hello.. two little ducks placed there just for me :3c #Now I get anxiety every night which I'm sure doesn't help/could exacerbate whatever underlying genuinely physical issues exist. But after #like 2 nights of 'I spend the night sleepless and incredibly uncomfortable just sitting in the dark sick' then bedtime is like.. dread...#I even was trying slapping myself in the face in desperation to see if somehow that could shock my body out of whatever the hell it was #doing lol.. up at 3am holding ice cubes in my hand and hitting myself in the head and crying from exhaustion and thowing up.. literally #ridiculous cartoon character feeling... AAANYWAY!!! At least I have baby boy pictures. and I have lots of doctors appointments so hopefully #whatever the issue is can be sorted out at some point. I don't know much about ibs but hopefully maybe something like that that I could pos #ibly take medication for and not something more seirous or anything. Maybe there's a food I'm secretly intolerant to or whatever.#And I did at least post a sims holday video actually timed for the holidays so that's something. I havent been productive really latrely #though obviously.. I can't even play games or small tasks when in that state since I'm just SO physically uncomfortable. Nausea and heart #stuff are THE hardest physical sensations to ignore.. BUT yeah... hoping I shall sleep at all tonight. hopeing to get like 3 productive #things done.. at some point... at least SOMETHING... lol..... *** *** ***

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mppmaraudergirl · 4 months

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A cauldron explosion erases the last six months of Lily Evans' life at one of the most crucial times in her career. As she struggles to not lose focus on all she has worked toward, a nagging voice inside her mind urges her to piece together the tattered memories of her past.

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As much as she knew the time off was for the best, Lily was so eager to return to her work the following Monday that she was the first to arrive. There was a comfort that came with every familiar step down the stairs underneath the Slughorn’s Apothecary & Elixirs storefront. She tried not to focus too closely on the details, a tactic for self-preservation she had settled on over the weekend. Little things changed with the passage of time, of course, but all of the most important things remained. She could ground herself with these thoughts.

Her office was unusually messy, though that was to be expected as she had assumed no one would have moved things around in her absence. It had all of the organized chaos she would expect for her normal mid-morning—she could clearly picture herself pouring over papers and leaving them in disarray as she headed to the lab to work out something before the fateful explosion. Shoving this image aside, she sat down and started sifting through her notes.

Chapter 3 on AO3 || Start at the beginning

#jily fic #jily fanfic #jily fanfiction #james potter #lily evans #jily #jple #mind games #rated m #canon divergent #memory loss au #secret relationship #sad james...you know the drill

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sunshinediaz · 8 months

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tease tidbit tuesday 🫧

i was tagged by @honestlydarkprincess and @wikiangela for this lil thing ❣️

have something from eddie vs the hoa—which still has no confirmed name, but i do really really really like 'this heart i handed you for free' from one of my fav songs... i'm agonizing can u tell

Eddie gives him the middle finger but hops through anyway. He gets stuck, the belt loop on his jeans snagging on the windowsill, and Buck shoves his ass all the way through so violently he pitches forward and flips over onto his back hard enough to knock some of his breath away. Buck ducks his head in through the window. “You okay?” “I lost one of my shoes,” Eddie wheezes. He rolls around on the floor, using the flashlight on his phone, and finds his wayward flip-flop. “I’m gonna unlock the backdoor for you.” He stumbles out of the laundry room and into the small corridor that separates it from the guest bathroom. The backdoor’s lock is a fickle bastard; it takes Eddie three tries to get it right and by the time he’s opening it wide Buck’s squawking laughter’s already echoing inside the house. “You’re so fuckin’ loud,” Eddie bitches, fisting Buck’s shirt and jerking him inside. He shuts the door, but leaves the lock undone because there’s no way in hell he’s dealing with that more than he has to. “Why do you sound like that when you laugh?” “Like what?” “Like that!” Buck scoffs. “Fuck off,” he says, but there’s no heat to it. “Show me around so we can go back and watch the movie. I had to block Harry and Denny ‘cause they kept trying to spoil it. They’re even trying to send—” “Emails?” Eddie finishes and Buck nods. “Chris is in the same boat. C’mon, I’ll start with my room.”

i cannot stress how fucking goofy this fic is. it's nuts. it's so fun. these two are IDIOTS in love and they don't even know it. oh my god. i'm gonna eat sand if i think about it anymore.

tagging @wildlife4life, @watchyourbuck, @disasterbuckdiaz, @eowon, @eddiediaztho, @thewolvesof1998, @fortheloveofbuddie, @giddyupbuck, @housewifebuck, @jeeyuns, @jesuisici33, @made-ofmemories, and everybody else <3

#i keep going back and forth over whether or not to rate this fic m or e #because on one hand... i want it to be kinda wholesome and not as filthy as i know i can get #but on the other? i want these 2 to fuck raw in the backyard of this new house 62 times in one day #this is a national problem #tag games #also tomorrow??? i might be??? REVEALING A NEW FIC? nuts i'm nuts i say

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thebluemallet · 7 months

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The Hunger Games is playing in theaters again today (October 15th) and on October 18th ahead of Songbirds and Snakes coming out next month. So I thought I'd officially come on here and admit that I wrote a Hunger Games fic. It was anonymous because I was a little nervous posting something I wrote to a new fandom, but I always intended to take it off anonymous later. And later is now.

So if you're interested in reading an angsty Katniss/Peeta time loop oneshot, then go ahead and read over and over (lost again)

(that GIF is an accurate representation of me writing one particularly gut-wrenching part of this fic, you have been warned).

#the hunger games #thg #thg trilogy #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #everlark #thg fanfiction #everlark fanfiction #i finally wrote something rated m #but not for spice #sadly

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tenthousandyearsx · 1 year

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Smut game

Thank you for tagging me, @maraudersaffair and @crazybutgood! I loved reading yours. ❤ I'm going to do 10 smutty dialogue quotes instead because I'm not feeling any of my first lines and I'm curious to see what you all choose.

Rules: pick any ten fics, select some smut or pre-smut dialogue, and tag ten people. If you have written less than ten, feel free to share anyway!

These are all Drarry.

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Keep your hands on me (E, 21k)

“They just… they want to satisfy an itch, Potter. It’s not… It’s not really the same.” Harry pressed a kiss on Malfoy’s lips. “They don’t want to wreck you like I do, you mean.” “Yes.” “Do you want to be wrecked, Draco?” “Fuck, yes,” Malfoy groaned. “By me? Or by anyone?” “By you.”

Just a trial run (E, 9k)

“You had a fantasy about paying to have sex with me?” Potter asked, frowning. Draco snorted. “No, just having sex with you in general. Potter’s eyes glazed over. “How – How old is this fantasy?” Draco took a sip of his drink. “Quite old.” “You wanted to fuck me at Hogwarts, Malfoy?” Draco’s eyes were on him, appraisingly. “Isn’t that what that was all about?”

Trouble with your tie, Potter? (E, 6.7k)

Harry’s face grew warmer, his heartbeat picking up. Malfoy reached out and put his hands on Harry’s hips, pressing against him, his front to Harry’s back. “I bet –” He kissed Harry’s neck. “I bet I could turn you around, tug your tie just slightly, and you’d fall on your knees for me.” Harry shut his eyes, not even bothering to hide the small noise that escaped him. “Yeah,” he said. It was true anyway. He tilted his head a bit, baring his neck for Malfoy, and Malfoy’s hands tightened on him. “I’d do that.”

Truth be told (E, 2.3k)

Malfoy smirked. “Really, Potter. I should have guessed you just wanted to be fucked.” He slid a hand under Harry’s shirt and a moan escaped Harry’s throat. “You do, don’t you?” “Yes,” Harry groaned. “I thought we’d already established that.” Harry was on bloody Veritaserum, had just spilled his guts in a room full of Slytherins, and it was all Hermione and her stupid inter-house parties’ fault.

At wand point (E, 2.8k)

Harry’s mind went hazy, sluggish. “Blackmailing me, Malfoy?” Malfoy smirked. “It’s not blackmailing if you offer, Potter.” He leaned in slightly, lips almost brushing Harry’s, and murmured, “You are offering, aren’t you?” Harry wanted to pull him into a kiss, wanted to drop to his knees and mouth him through his trousers right there and then. Instead, he said, “What if I am?”

Imperio (E, 3.8k)

Malfoy caught Harry’s hair and yanked it back hard, still panting against Nott’s cheek. “What is it? Tell me.” “I don’t like it when you kiss him,” Harry said obediently, because he didn’t, even though he was too turned on and blissed out to find it really upsetting. “Oh?” Malfoy said, sounding delighted, and then laughed and pulled Nott into a furious snog again, Nott’s cock brushing Harry’s parted lips. Harry swallowed at the sound of their moans. “Like this?”

Good (E, 300)

“So good,” Draco murmurs, stunned and a little breathless, lips dragging over Harry’s jaw. “Are you always this good, Potter?”

Why (E, 100)

“This is fucked up,” Draco says, and Harry bites down on his thigh. “Why?” “Fucking hell, Potter,” Draco whines. Harry adds another finger. “Yesterday, we weren’t even on speaking terms.”

Under the Invisibility Cloak (E, 100)

“Shhh.” Draco flicked his thumb. “You don’t want them to hear you, do you?”

You can, now (E, 100)

“Like that,” Ginny murmured. “Open your mouth. You’ve wanted this for so long.” Harry whimpered. He let Ginny guide his head forward, let Draco’s cock slide past his lips. “You’ve wanted him all along, haven’t you?”

Tagging @orange-peony, @magpiefngrlrl, @nv-md, @ladderofyears, @makeitp1nk, @sweet-s0rr0w, @roseharpermaxwell, @wolfpants and anyone who feels like sharing smutty goodness!

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fjordfocused · 1 year

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Food $200 Data $150 Enkephalin $800 Mops, bleach, misc. cleaning supplies for employee viscera $36,000 Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my company is dying.

#limbus company #bus game rated m for mature #the main joke here is that anyone cleans the bus. place has to smell like a locker room in a butcher shop

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oetscop · 2 months

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hmmm whats this silly litle game in this silly little ps1 in this silly little art wip !!!!!!!!!

#eyes #my art #wip #petscop art #I SOENT SO LONG ON THAT STUPID DISC IM GONNA INCOPERATE IT INTO AS MANY PIECES OF ART AS I CAN #PUN NOT INTENDED #also the whole rated M for Marvin just isnt visible at all so it just looks like petscop is a mature game

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mellz117 · 8 months

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#The Elder Scrolls Series #the elder scrolls skyrim #sanguine's realm #bethesda #xbox one #video game scenery #mellz post #screenshot #2023 #rated m

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littledragondork · 9 months

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I got a Skyrim mod that makes the Thieves Guild say fuck instead of muck and man does it feel good to let them swear

#feels good to hear Vex and Brynjolf say fuck #they should be allowed to say fuck in basegame though #the game is already rated M for mature they can say fuck #skyrim #the elder scrolls #tes #elder scrolls #the elder scrolls skyrim #thieves guild #skyrim thieves guild #the thieves guild #elder scrolls skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim

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mega-aulover · 1 year

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Santa Baby...

This week a little M-rated FLUFFY sweetness for Everlark Christmas. Katniss one-ups Peeta once more in the Gift giving department.

It was their 10th wedding anniversary. And Peeta was rushing to get to their fifth-floor walkup. He was late as he rushed, navigating through the bustling shoppers. The faint Christmas music could be heard coming from the holiday-themed storefront windows. Peeta tried to leave early, but the bakery was packed tonight as Christmas was a few days away.

Peeta couldn't wait to get home to be with his wife and little girl Melody. He couldn't believe ten years of marriage had passed by. Ten years ago he was eighteen and in disbelief that he was marrying the girl of his dreams. They got married at Christmas because Greasy Sae decorated her small restaurant and they didn't have to spend money on decorating a venue. It was a small home-spun wedding, but it was filled with light, warmth, and love.

Ten years later and Peeta still had to pinch himself.

This year Katniss claimed she didn't want any hoopla. She told him she was going to make him a simple homemade dinner. Peeta wanted to do something grander, but Katniss said to save it for their twenty-fifth anniversary.

Peeta found it funny, Katniss wanted to do something small, because his wife, was the ultimate gift-giver.

Peeta could never beat Katniss when it came to their anniversary gifts. For their first anniversary, she gave him a piece of paper with the lease of his Bakery. On their 2nd anniversary, she'd gotten his mother to work in the Bakery. His mother who was opposed to their entire marriage showed up at the baker with the cotton tee shirt with Peeta's Baked Goods emblem. Each year Katniss always topped his gift making their anniversary memorable.

He was rather relieved that he was coming home to a home-cooked meal and to his daughter. He loved his family life. Loved his life with Katniss. Walking away from his wealthy upbringing when he was a teen, and choosing to be with Katniss, led to an exquisite life.

It wasn't easy because, they barely scraped by, but they were happy.

Peeta held his small gift bag tighter as he rushed down the stairs to catch the subway. According to legend, they were supposed to exchange tin. Peeta had gotten a shiny tin ornament for their tree at home. It was inscribed with their wedding date and the words "Happy Tin-th Anniversary."

Peeta checked his watch as he gripped the strap hand on the subway. There was a crush of people inside the train. As much as he loved the holidays, he loathed the mob of people fraught with high levels of anxiety over getting the perfect gift.

There were two types of Christmas shoppers. Those who purchased throughout the year, and those who waited until the holidays to shop. Peeta and Katniss were the people who purchased their gifts ahead of time, they saved money and it afforded them the ability to really enjoy the holidays.

Getting to his stop he sped up the stairs, out of the subway, and made the right. He briskly strolled to the apartment building. Using the key he opened the front door and stepped into the slightly warmer interior of the 7-floor building.

The lobby was empty as Peeta pressed the button for the elevator. He could have walked up the stairs but tonight, Peeta couldn't wait to get home.

He recalled his fifth anniversary when Katniss told him she was expecting their daughter Melody. It was the greatest present because he always wanted to be a father. Ever since then, Peeta had never been able to top that gift. He and his daughter were thick as thieves.

Entering their modest apartment, he paused to put his keys inside the bowl on the consul table. Pictures of their small family were hung on the wall. Melody was the carbon copy of her mother but with his eyes. One of his favorite pictures of Melody was when she was two. She'd found an easter egg. Her joy over finding the egg radiated in her wide blue eyes. Her small little mouth was thrown open in a triumphant shout, and her bow sat askew on her head. Melody was the sweet song in their lives.

"Katniss," Peeta called as he hung up his coat on the coat tree. And took off his shoes at the door. "Melody!"

Peeta frowned. Normally his five-year-old would be barreling her way to him by this point in the evening, and Katniss would be just behind her watching them. Tonight the entry was quiet and when he walked into the living room the lights were low. The Christmas tree lights were on the only noise in the apartment was the instrumental holiday music.

"Katniss," he called out.

In front of him were their small dining area and the galley kitchen. The table was set up for two not three. There was a bucket of bubbly on the dining table and the most delicious smells were coming out of the kitchen.

Peeta was going to call out again when he saw a folded note on one of the armchairs.

"Sit Down," he read out loud. "Melody with grandparents."

As soon as he sat the music changed. "Ba-boom, Ba-boom..." Came the familiar soundtrack of Santa Baby sung by Eartha Kit.

Katniss sashayed out of the kitchen in sync with the music.

Peeta's mouth went dry. She wore a long faux-fur coat on, red heels. her dark glorious locks were done up in 1940s finger wave. Her lips were red and her grey eyes sparkled. Katniss was his version of Jessica Rabbit. Suddenly his pants became tighter as she stood before him, and the faux-fur coat she wore slipped to the side showing her creamy olive skin.

Katniss's siren voice enveloped him as she sang, "Santa baby, just slip a Sable under the tree for me."

She turned around and let the coat slip to show the slender column of her back. Peeta gripped the arms of the chair as he realized Katniss was naked under the coat.

As she sang, "Hurry down the chimney tonight," she held the coat tighter and wiggled her bottom at him.

Peeta swallowed, he loved her ass.

She turned around as the brass instruments played.

Peeta gasped at the way her eyes told molten silver. They turned that color when she was turned on. He sat at the edge of the chair wanting to reach out to her but she pouted and shook her head no. She began dancing, shimming showing off her toned lean leg.

As she sang to him, she flashed small slivers of skin. He was sweating, and he wondered if perhaps the thermostat in the apartment was broken.

"Katniss," he gasped, desperate to touch her.

Peeta didn't have to feel disappointed at the lack of contact for too long, because she sat astride him and sang. "Think of all the fun I've missed. Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed."

Katniss leaned forward and Peeta could feel her hot breath on his lips and his heart wanted to escape the confines of his chest. He actually wanted to haul her into the bedroom like a caveman. But at the same time, he didn't want to move, because she was gyrating on him giving him a lap dance. It was the sweetest torture.

She stood up and shimmied away from him and Peeta wiped his forehead and gripped his hair, as Katniss danced slowly, and sang. "Come and trim my Christmas tree..."

Peeta was panting as she walked around the chair and whispered in his ear, "Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing."

His leg was shaking as Katniss began walking away toward their bedroom, singing, "Hurry down the chimney tonight..."

Katniss stopped at the door winked at him, then called him forth with her finger, before her coat slipped off her body and she disappeared into the bedroom.

Peeta tore through the apartment and found Katniss lying in the middle of their bed in tiny red briefs with the words, "Define Naughty," written in silver.

Once again Katniss had out-gifted him. But once more Peeta was a gracious loser.

#santa baby #Everlark #Rated-M #lol #happy holidays #drabble #Hunger Games AU Drabble #Peeta Mellark #Katniss Everdeen #Hunger Games #The Hunger Games

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amcdrawnon · 7 months

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Someone asks Joshua how old he really is and he avoids the question by "teehee"-ing or vanishing or something like an extravagant distraction

"I mean,I needed a distraction okay?"

#askbox request #art tag #yes I know NEO!Josh does look older than his OG version #but let me have this one #or imagine him trying to buy some M-rated game or something idk

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shinigami-striker · 1 year

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GTA IV in 2023 | Saturday, 04.29.2023

Happy 15th anniversary to Grand Theft Auto IV.

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