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Eloise: I don’t want to be Theo’s ‘girlfriend’.
Penelope: Well, what do you want then?
Eloise: I don’t know! I just want to be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand and smell his hair.
Eloise: But I don’t want to be his stupid girlfriend!!!
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Benedict: So what are you and Anthony doing for Valentine’s Day?
Kate: Oh, the usual. We go to the drug store and buy up all the Valentine's Day cards, and then we watch the forgetful husbands panic.
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Simon: I’m so happy.
Daphne: You don’t look happy.
Simon: I don’t smile a lot, and lately when I do it hurts. But trust me, I’m happy.
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Colin, at the bar: Hey Will, I’ll have my usual.
Will Mondrich: I don’t know who the hell you are.
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Colin: I missed you, Pen.
Penelope *angry and disappointed *: You missed me?
Colin 'I do not know how to decipher tone' Bridgerton *Proudly* : Yes.
Penelope:
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Anthony: I can trust you, right?
Francesca: Of course.
Anthony: You do seem to be the least disturbed out of everyone in the family.
Francesca: What an almost sweet thing to say.
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(Baby ABC Playing Pretend)
Anthony: Together, we will save Mama from the dragon, or die trying!
Benedict: Yeah!
(Anthony and Benedict run off)
Colin, not moving: …Die?
Submitted by @Harnitbee
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Penelope: Eloise, I can explain!
Eloise: Can you?!
Penelope: If you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie, yes.
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“You are Penelope Featherington. Do not forget that.”
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an experienced traveler versus an artist doing physical activity
#bridgerton#bridgerton s3#colin bridgerton#benedict bridgerton#i snorted#tag yourself i'm the artist doing physical activity
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Colin: You know, I really hate your last name, Featherington.
Penelope: Well that’s truly unfortunate because in a few years it’ll be your last name!
Colin: What?
Penelope: -What?
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