#it’s a leitner
Note
How did moth Jon get to be so big
Take a wild guess
#it’s a leitner#funky lil leitner#the magnus archives#the magnus institute#the magnus pod#the magnus archive fanart#tma#tma art#jonathan sims#jon sims#moth jon#moth!jon#monster jon#monster!jon#leitner#jurgen leitner
216 notes
·
View notes
Text
jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years
#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#jurgen leitner#the magnus archives spoilers#tma spoilers#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops
#the magnus archives#tma#jurgen leitner#gerry keay#jon sims#elias bouchard#on an unrelated note#i think leitner was probably of the eye if he was of any of the fears#the eye is kind of the perfect symbiote#plus i feel like going ‘oh hey cursed books. im gonna find more!’ is so eye coded#not that im saying eye avatars have poor self preservation instincts or anything#(this is exactly what im saying)#the motto of the eye should be ‘i fucked around and found out’#not that ‘audio opperior vigilo’ stuff
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Elias, an avatar of the Watcher, choosing how he wants to kill people:
#it makes me laugh every time I think about it#I guess the Ceaseless Watcher did have limitations after all :/#the magnus archives#elias bouchard#jonah magnus#gertrude robinson#jurgen leitner#tma spoilers#the magnus archives spoilers#tma shitpost#tma#6k notes
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
I love the idea of digital leitners especially with the concept of terms and conditions and accepting cookies on websites I feel like they could do SO MUCH with that
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
The Magnus Archives Dashboard Simulator
🕷️ arachnophobia-incarnate Follow
Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found
1,937,328 notes
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???
2 notes
🫖 poet-tea Follow
HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU
🛶 timtimothy Follow
LMAOOOOO
176 notes
🪱 residentwormgirl Follow
I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.
🪱 residentwormgirl Follow
Do you hear that
🪱 residentwormgirl Follow
This is kind of a bop actually
☕️ ihavenohotcocoa Follow
op? op are you ok
2,332 notes
🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
going on a date tomorrow! 😀
🛶 timtimothy Follow
haha what.
🛶 timtimothy Follow
can you repeat that op
🛶 timtimothy Follow
op?
🛶 timtimothy Follow
op can you repeat that
57 notes
👁️ bouchard-elias Follow
I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.
📖 bookluvr Follow
Hi
👁️ bouchard-elias Follow
hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?
80 notes
🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow
does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.
🌀 funhousemirrorman Follow
why do you need skin
🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow
wouldn’t you like to know, door boy
101 notes
🐺 detective-daisy Follow
is there wifi down here
⚰️ wakelyupwhenimdead Follow
no
🐺 detective-daisy Follow
HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU
🐺 detective-daisy Follow
Oh. You.
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
What. What does that mean
142 notes
👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!
👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
are you SERIOUS
🛶 timtimothy Follow
I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN
162 notes
👤 averagescarehater Follow
WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
my bad
200 notes
#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#tim stoker#jane prentiss#annabelle cane#nikola orsinov#michael distortion#daisy tonner#hezekiah wakely#elias bouchard#jurgen leitner#dashboard simulator#unreality#tw unreality#shoutout to the cocoa cameo#constellama talks
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
It would be very funny if Jurgen Leitner got his hands on the Death Note.
He'd stick his vanity bookplate on the inside cover and die immediately.
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
my mental state rn <3
#i fucking HATE HIM#this fucker is my jurgen leitner#that was the most foul description to listen to at 10am#i feel sick now#i deserve compensation#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp ep 12
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate
#which should be all#everyone should celebrate this day#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#jurgen leitner#tma spoilers
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
if it turns out jurgen leitner is still alive down there jonny you better watch your fucking back i swear
#stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner etc etc#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tma#the magnus archives
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
special skills of tma fans include
recite leitner rant
know the outro by heart including the name of the license
making a seemingly innocuous post and then hello jon apologies for the deception but i rather wanted to make sure you started r
dig
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
jurgen leitner needs to come back in protocol so he can get beaten to death by another bouchard
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
"kill them with kindness" no, actually
#mag 80#tma spoilers#I do not know if this joke has been made yet and it's not very original so I apologise if it has#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#jurgen leitner#tma shitpost#jonah magnus#2k notes
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
people who are potentially following alice, ranked from most to least likely and also least to most funny:
mr bonzo
colin
needles
michael knifehands
stupid motherfucking jurgen leitner
#i know it is probably mr bonzo but jurgen leitner is SO FUNNY TO ME CAN YOU IMAGINE#jurgen leitner#needles#michael distortion#mr bonzo#alice dyer#colin becher#tmagp#magpod#the magnus protocol#words of wyrm
1K notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
xobrattymoonxo
💗Moon💗
xobrattymoonxo
💗Moon💗
bee6r
my mom told me to be nice to you
hukvietnam
HUK VIET NAM
goodsignmovement
Good Sign Movement