"kill them with kindness" no, actually

brutal pipe murder except everything's the exact same but on his way out, elias slips comically on a puddle of blood and accidentally hits himself with the pipe. he doesn't die or anything but he gets a mild nosebleed and the eye starts laughing at him

BY GOD! ITS ELIAS BOUCHARD WITH THE METAL PIPE-

BONK!

BONK!

BONK!

(Season’s greetings everyone <3 unfortunate way for that old man to die but at least he’s dead <3)

Elias "brutal pipe murderer" Bouchard

I hate him <3

MAG 80 - The Librarian

doodle 80/200; days left 21/110

uH OH JON : )

wow ok, fixed the number but "mag ÁÉ" is now stuck in my head. once episode ÁÉ, always episode ÁÉ ú__u

congrats to the

whore

for being dead for 6

slutty

years, i hate u <3

i will never run out of unhinged rants about this but do u actually know the kind of strength necessary to bludgeon a man to death? idc how heavy the metal pipe is, killing someone through repeated blunt force trauma takes a significant level of resolve and physical strength to accomplish. that is a cold, iron willed, terrifying thing to be able to do. especially on a whim because the man whose head you're beating into a paste got slightly in your way a bit.

Hi I’m wiltingwoods and when I first listened to MAG 80, I thought Elias was beating Jurgen Leitner with a shoe

Dude they killed the book guy?!?!?! Whyy?? He was so cuteee!!!! I hate this :(

extended sounds of joe spooky

Mag 79:

Mag 80:

Vigilo. Audio. Opperior.

Reaching episode 80 of the Magnus Archives

It seems like Jon would’ve had his hands pretty full when he was running around in the tunnels with a flashlight in one hand and a tape recorder in the other, I think it would’ve been fun if he just got some light up sketchers so they could just light his way as he walked so he wouldn’t even need a flashlight.

This dose pose two major challenges though, number one, Tim is not gonna leave Jon alone about them lol (as is his right), and number two (my personal favourite) at the end of season two when Jon is trying to out run the NotSasha! It would be pretty hard for him to hide if the NotThem! Could just follow the flashing light coming from his shoes. I think that it would be hilarious, just picture that deranged sweaty little guy sprinting away from a monster, trying to outrun it through these confusing tunnels but the monster knows where he’s going because his sketchers keep lighting up, so then Jon’s trying to outrun the creature and take his shoes off at the same time, hopping down the tunnels on one foot as he tries to pull the shoe off, once it’s off he immediately chucks it at the NotThem! To try and slow them down. It amazes me how easily this horror podcast could have been a comedy, they were really walking that thin thin line.

Just finished season 2 of TMA. I will be processing this information in 2-3 business days.

“POV: You’re Jurgen Leitner”

Bringing you more un-rendered TMA sketches while I procrastinate on my Jonelias fic…

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“ Elias… It doesn’t have to be like this— ”

(Extended sounds of brutal pipe Murder)