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spiral-man · 10 days

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I want Alice and Gwen to get together so badly, I love them so much and it’s about time we got us a nmlnm relationship like this(taking centre stage). And for one of them to be a BOUCHARD??? Gold. I just love their dynamic so much- plz we were able to convince Jonny and Alex about jonmartin now please let us convince them of dyhard (killer name as well).

#dyhard #the magnus protocol #tma #the magnus archives #tmagp #the magnus pod #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers #alice dryer #gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard #gwen x alice #Gwendolyn x Alice #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #elias bouchard #jonmartin #jonny sims #alexander j newall

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spiral-man · 11 days

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My self indulgent list of Entities and what I think my connection to them would be, let’s go:

The Eye-I believe I could be a good avatar of the Eye because I’m super nosy, and have always been told I ask to many questions and am to curious and also I’m a pretty open book myself.

The Spiral-If I had to Pick an Entity I think I’d be most likely to serve it would be the Spiral. I have a lot of mental health issues and I have a hard time figuring out what’s real and what’s fake within my perception, Also I’m Pansexual and Pangender and I have ADHD so….

The Flesh-Think I could definitely be at least marked by The Flesh due to a history of $elf Harm (getting better!) and my fondness for NBC Hannibal.

The Lonely-Depression and Anxiety make me prime real-estate for the lonely and I have a bad tendency of dwelling in my own misery at times and finding comfort in that which is what this entity feeds on.

The Slaughter-I’ve got some anger issues and have a bit of a violent tendency at times (working on it).

The Hunt-Used to (still do) love games like tag and hide and seek, I really loved the adrenaline rush those games give you, especially in the woods or something.

The Stranger-I have a bit of a hard time feeling human, I feel like I’m doing it wrong most of the time, like I’m just ever so slightly off compared to everyone else, like I’m just pretending.

The Web-Manipulative parents need I say more.

The Dark-Always loved the dark, find it very comforting.

The End-I’ve never been scared of death, I’ve had some past suicidal issues and now I’m currently studying to be a funeral director/embalmer.

The Desolation-My family has a history of Arson in the sense that one of my grandmas siblings almost burnt their house down because they liked to play with matches, my grandmas son did burn a playground down because he liked to play with matches and my grandmas granddaughter (me, hi) also has almost burnt her house down (multiple times) due to enjoying playing with matches.

The Corruption-Probably my worst fear, when I was younger I loved bugs but these day they make me so uncomfortable, thinking about them makes me itch, and similar idea with rot in general I just hate it, this fear would have a easy time feeding on me.

The Buried-Similar to the dark, I actually do not mind super confined spaces and in fact find them sort of comforting at times.

The Vast-I used to really love to climb trees but I could never get to high up because I was scared of how unsteady it felt, in general I like climbing shit to be up high but if it feels unstable I feel like I’m about to pass out.

the Exctinction-Lived through a pandemic and constantly being informed about different new events that could end the world.

If you read all this, hot damn I love you wow thank you so much haha, this was purely self indulgent as ive seen other people do it and I find the fears so interesting.

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spiral-man · 20 days

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I love when people draw or cosplay Jonathan sims with a lot of small eye imagery usually with jewelry or the pattern of his tie or something, I can’t stop thinking though about if he just liked that sort of thing before he joined the institute? Like imagine him rocking up to his interview covered in eye imagery like he’s applying to be the institutes mascot, maybe that’s the real reason Elias hired him as head archivist and not Sasha lol.

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #the magnus pod #elias bouchard #sasha james #martin blackwood #the eye #jon sims #jonah magnus #the magnus institute

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spiral-man · 22 days

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I live in constant fear of the day someone will cosplay Tim Stoker or make fan-art of him with lyrics to the song “Not Joking” by the front bottoms. It fits him so well, it makes me very :(. I encourage you all to listen to the song and think of him while you do :).

#tma #the magnus archives #tim stoker #timothy stoker #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus pod #not joking #the front bottoms #cosplay

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spiral-man · 1 month

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Alex talks about Bertha the way we all talk about Norris/Chester/Augustus.

#tma #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tmagp #the magnus pod #jonny sims #alexander j newall #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonah magnus #chester #norris #augustus

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spiral-man · 1 month

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So this might sound insane, but I’m sure we’ve all seen those amazing fan art’s of Jon/Martin/Norris/Chester as like the computers sitting next to each other and anyways, I saw someone draw Chester/Jon as the right computer and Norris/Martin as the left and i immediately was just like “no, wrong other way around” and so now I’m just wondering….

#tma #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp shitpost #tmagp fanart #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #norris #chester #in the computer #the magnus archive fanart #tma fanart #the magnus pod

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spiral-man · 1 month

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I really hope they do q&a’s at the end of each season like they did with MAG, I think it would be really funny if it was just an hour of Jonny and Alex shutting down all of our theories by going “yah this is based on a mistake we made” “this is a coincidence” “I couldn’t think of anything else to name them” “we ran out of voice actors” I just think it would be really silly, just burn us all down in one fell swoop.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus pod #tmagp vague #tmagp theory #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #samama khalid #alice dyer #gwen bouchard #gwendolyn bouchard #celia ripley

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spiral-man · 2 months

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There is some so insanely heartbreaking to me about Jonathan Sims and the way the statements were recorded. They were all originally handwritten which is such a very human thing, using your own flesh and blood write something down, just the amount of effort and emotion that goes into that. And then Jon had to digitize them using a tape recorder, definitely a lot less human as it’s now batteries and tape but still human enough since it’s using his voice. And now he’s fully inhuman, robotic, stuck in a computer, where there used to be blood and skin and bone there is now plastic and wires and a screen.

I’m currently studying funeral services and in my embalming textbook it talks about how one woman phrased it like “a dead body is an object, but it is an object unlike any other object, cannot be like any other object, because this object used to be alive” and I really like that, it feels comforting, it feels human. Jon doesn’t get this though, he was terrified of being inhuman and he doesn’t even get to be human in this “somewhere else” he doesn’t get to be an object that used to be alive, he is just an object, like a pencil that wrote down the original statements, or the tape recorder that used to record them, and now the computer.

#the magnus archives #tma #the magnus protocol #tmagp #jonathan sims #the magnus pod #tape recorder #writing #humanity #somewhere else #mag 200 #jon sims

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spiral-man · 2 months

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if people are drawing Gerry with natural hair because Sam and Celia didn’t mention how shitty the dye job was than I can respect that 1000% however if it’s because he’s “happy” now, get the fuck outta here with that shit lmao, people can be happy and dye their hair really poorly, despite what you’ve been told it’s not a sign of mental illness, in fact, my new theory is that Gerry dose still have dyed black hair it just wasn’t mentioned because this time it’s really well done because he has people to help him with it now.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #gerry keay #gerard keay #tma #the magnus archives #gee gee #gertrude robinson #the magnus pod #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers

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spiral-man · 2 months

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If y’all didn’t know Jane Austen wrote some books and in most of them she names all the smart, pretty, talented characters “Jane” and all the “plain looking”, boring, stupid ones “Mary” so a lot of people wonder who Mary was which is pretty funny.

Unrelated but Jonny sims named a lot of his main characters some variation of “Jon” and a lot of the weird monster characters some variation of “Michael”.

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #mikaele salesa #mike crew #michael crew #michael shelley #michael distortion #jane austen #the magnus protocol #tmagp #jonny d'ville #the magnus pod

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spiral-man · 2 months

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So…Gertrude never worked at the institute Huh?….give me Michael Shelly rn. Where is he? What happened to him? Hand him over rn I miss him so much and he didn’t deserve what happened to him so please please please let him be ok in this version-

#the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tma #the magnus pod #michael shelley #michael distortion #the spiral #doorkeay #?#perhaps

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spiral-man · 2 months

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Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe

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spiral-man · 2 months

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