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This is what I imagine happened after his deal with heaven to allow the exterminations.
Read under the cut for transcript and additional images.
Transcript for those who may have a hard time reading the subtitles because Tumblr sometimes kills the quality:
Reporter 1: How does it feel to be voted the most hated ruler of Hell right now?
Lucifer: Listen, in a ring full of Neanderthal sinners I wear the fucking badge of honour.
Reporter 2: What about the rumors that you're mentally imbalanced???
Lucifer: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!
EDIT:
Oh and the still images for those who want to see the cleaner images without being botched in quality from the video processor:
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"im sorry to tell you but this is unfortunately fetish art :( " you’re a coward and a fool. tell me what about eroticism makes it lose value as a piece of art. tell me in what way is lust a less worthy feeling to be depicted in art than anger or joy or sadness or any other human emotion. why did you like it before and why do you not like it now? what changed? why does it upset you? what makes it bad now, what makes it gross, what makes it wrong? do you reject what you dont understand? do you let your gut reaction dictate what you deem bad? what you deem immoral? whats allowed to exist and what isnt?
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NGL I might be in the second camp 😅
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Yes I am a vox has a sharktail truther
val would see stripes tbh
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NO BUT SAME
I don't think I can look at that turtleneck the same way again every time an artist draws it cause why did I see an uncoloured past vox and immediately lock in on the stupid fucking turtleneck
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Hey lets go
^ THIS IS VOXS SIGNATURE BLUE, yours is slightly off, being closer to dark blue than green UNLIKE IN CANON WHERE IT IS CLOSE TO GREEN (this is colorpicked from his ref)
And lets see what the opposite is
ITS A RED HUE. Your point does not hold up as it is doing so with inaccurate data
I may no longer remain an observer
It's fucking orange you dumbasses
@onesidedradiostatic
It's just good character design, color theory, that whole shtick. It just makes sense??? Orange is a contrasting color to blue and makes the design more cohesive. Val looks fine in orange. His skin is also kinda blue-ish, it works.
There's obviously discoloration in the photo, were talking like 1970s quality film cameras and the hues have been turned down cause Val's skin isn't pink??? The color swatches don't do anything because the hues have been distorted, and relying on values isn't effective because of how close red and orange are on the color wheel and how f u c k i n g c r u n c h y the screenshot is.
Keep in mind, this was probably made by a background artist, they generally work with more cohesive color pallets with more limited hues since the backgrounds aren't the focus!
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
Try getting someone in the fandom who does episode visuals, for some reason their Hazbin is way cleaner.
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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
This is probably the hottest VoxVal take but I think that relationship-wise Vox would be more toxic than Valentino.
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The og rant is here and its fantastic
God I am so so so sry for this but I got this idea at 4am and had to execute it so uh. Leitner rant but voxs turtleneck lets go
tw many caps ig
VOXS TURTLENECK?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING VOXS TURTLENECK GODDAMN RED FOOL BAD QUALITY DUST EATING RAT OLD BACKGROUND DETAIL SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST FANDOM DRAMA IN HAZBIN LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN KNITTED MOTHER FUCKING VOXS TURTLENECK
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT VOXS TURTLENECK I HATE IT SO MUCH WHY DID IT HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP COLOR VARIATIONS WHY DID IT DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST TO HAVE STRIPES INSTEAD IS IT CURSED IS IT BASTARD TURTLENECK HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS TURTLENECK IN DETAIL AND I KNOW IT HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST KNIT PATTERN
GET AWAY FROM ME
If I wanted to go to heaven and god said Voxs Turtleneck somehow got there and is waiting inside Id piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
If I have to deal with Voxs Turtleneck changing one more time in asks/rbs on onesidedradiostatic in tumblr not only will I close the the tab I will delete my tumblr account out of spite and have to build my following up again for the sole purpose of being able to ignore when it is mentioned or existing
I dont even know why I hate it so much its a low quality background detail but I am mad because I am angy
IT better have some fucked up answer to explain this if hes just some yellow striped sweater who Vox found at a garage sale and bought to wear once Ill go ham BETTER have the it make Vox even less appealing to alastor bc if it didnt Im going to make it
Paypal.com/IFuckingHateVoxsTurtleneck
Posts not even about him vaguely referenced whats supposed to maybe be a red turtleneck and I lost it
Where the fuck is Voxs Turtleneck if its still around Im going to so deeply wish it wasnt
Old ass knitted red sweater Ill punch Voxs Turtleneck and it sad frail old woolen rib knit pattern will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and it will disintegrate until all thats left of it is one strand of wool reads 'Now you fucked up' in old english
Im not breathing Im hyperventilating at this point I hope theres a confirmation given for what Voxs Turtleneck is or will be so I can stop arguing with ppl on tumblr abt it andthen everyday once a year I will do anything but think abt what is the color of a knitted turtleneck that belonged to a man who is still obsessing over someone who turned him down once and disappeared entirely for 7 yrs
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Once again I am so sry Im going to sleep now. Have fun with voxs turtleneck (its red and knitted there are no stripes)
HELP WHAGTSYUHSOJD I had to search up what the original copypasta was oh my god
#my like singular fellow wtnv friend keeps trying to get me to listen to tma WHICH I WANT TO AT SOME POINT I just have trouble starting shit#<prev#you absolutely should tma is amazinf#*amazing. malevolent is also good it has a character i like to desc as 'If alastor was 50x more unhinged'#idk its fun but not being able start things is such a mood it took me a year to get into tma and then months to get into malev#hazbin i could only start bc I THOUGHT i would be normal abt it. oh how the tables have turned#anyways highly recommend both of those theyre very fun
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@onesidedradiostatic I saw this and yelled OMG ITS YELLOW
“I’m a SHARK-” said Alastor the deer demon, “because it’s a good metaphor!’
(NO I will not do a part 2!💕)
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Alastor basically tells Lucifer this:
Velvette commissions Lucifer to make multiple different pictures of vox is multiple variations of The Turtleneck™️, post all of them to the internet on a bunch of throw away accounts at various quality and watch as everyone loses their mind while Vox tries to figure out what happened
(context: lucifer's commissions saga, vox's stupid fucking turtleneck)
HELPSDGSFGLK I know we're trying to combine the sagas here but would velvette have to outsource to lucifer like vox or would val already be willing to do it for her. or maybe his drawings are too r18 and she didn't want that, sure.
LNSDISKSGDI SURE BUT. as if he'd PAY lucifer for it he'd probably just try to force him to do it as reparations for his sanity with all the shrines
#wow horrifically niche reference#this is from malevolent its a podcast on spotify go listen this character is basically alastor if alastor was so much more unhinged#and also both god and a jesus figure at the same time#fantastic character so so fun
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Alastor: I need you to draw a bunch of images of vox in a turtleneck
Lucifer: Why???
Alastor: If you dont I will not only cash in the favor with charlie to make it so she never talks to you again but I will also find a way to make you life infinitely worse. We will discuss more later
Velvette commissions Lucifer to make multiple different pictures of vox is multiple variations of The Turtleneck™️, post all of them to the internet on a bunch of throw away accounts at various quality and watch as everyone loses their mind while Vox tries to figure out what happened
(context: lucifer's commissions saga, vox's stupid fucking turtleneck)
HELPSDGSFGLK I know we're trying to combine the sagas here but would velvette have to outsource to lucifer like vox or would val already be willing to do it for her. or maybe his drawings are too r18 and she didn't want that, sure.
LNSDISKSGDI SURE BUT. as if he'd PAY lucifer for it he'd probably just try to force him to do it as reparations for his sanity with all the shrines
#i think she wouldnt ask val bc val could tell vox what she was doing and she didnt want that#guys i just remembered alastor canonically draws waitttt#WAITTTTTTT#he has a more cartoony style and no internet presence but perhaps he sketches out what he wants for lucifer#idk
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I will draw this hold on
(After the Respectless Reprise)
Velvette, calling Vox on the phone: VOX!!! End this stypid debate once and for all! What was the color of your turtleneck when you took that damned picture with Valentino?
Vox, picking up the call: Uh... What now?
Velvette: Some of your crazy "fans" cropped that stupid picture I took of you two near his desk with your monitors! They've been going crazy at the color of your stupid turtleneck in the leaked photo
Vox: Right right.... and..... This is my problem because....?
Velvette, muttering under her breath: I swear to god... this is just like that stupid dress thing all over again.....
Vox: The what now?
Velvette: Forget it! Your old arse wouldn't even get it anyway and we don't have the time!
That stupid thing blew out of proportion!!! It's been trending on Vitter for Hell's sake so you better do something about it!
Vox: Vel, I don't see the problem. It's just a color for something that happened a long time ago. It shouldn't even matter.
Velvette: Well it does matter because demons—not even just sinners, Vox— have been going at each other's throats about this for hours on end just for the sake of their fanart consistency!
Vox: Fanart consistency?
Velvette: Oh for fuck's sakes, Vox— Aren't you connected to your network right now? You should be able to see just how bad it is in there!!
Vox: Mhm... yeah, yeah... well..... right...
Velvette: Vox. Are you listening to me right now?
Vox: *noncommittal hum* Yeah..... That's better...
*Velvette pauses for a moment before a look of realization crosses her face*
Velvette: Wait... Don't tell me your at your Alastor shrine again instead of at your office?
*Clatter clatter CRASHHH*
Vox: *cough cough cough* H-Huh? What? NOOOOooo... No, no I'm not. What are you talking about Velvette?
*Velvette side glances at Alastor still silently having his mental breakdown before moving onto Lucifer fiddling with his tie and cane as he refuses to meet anyone in the eyes*
Velvette: Yeaaah.... Right.
Vox: A-ActUALLY!! I was just about to go there. To— to my office I mean. I mean, I just came from an important meeting after all!! Yes, a very very important meeting. With uh.... About– Sinflix! Yes, yes Sinflix. You know how that annoying little parasite has been taking some of our profits with all their 'free services' shtick that we've been losing money in the other Rings.
Velvette: Right. Right. (I don't care)So... your turtleneck color?
Vox: RIGHT!!! *Ding ding ding!* Yeah, about that I uh....
*Side glances at the scarce remains of his closet that was once full of multiple variations of turtlenecks colored red, orange, yellow, and even blue. Some of them actually being striped.
There was a sell in one of the secondhand-me-down shops if you buy in bulk back in the day when he first fell into Hell. And he wasn't one to pass up a bang for your buck.
Unfortunately, he also had to burn a lot of them after Velvette joined team to avoid her wrath. And now he can't remember which one he wore during that picture*
Vox: Well... About that, I don't.... actually remember?
Velvette: You don't sound so sure of yourself.
Vox: Well, the picture itself is faded so some of the color has changed. Not to mention the lightning.
Let me ask Tino if he remembers.
(I hope you enjoy this. Someone please sedate me)
oh my fucking god (reference to this, and this, and the turtleneck discourse is just this entire fucking tag. basically we've been spending the last 2 days debating about vox's stupid fucking turtleneck)
literally everything being referenced is giving me fucking whiplash HELSPGKOS vox himself getting into the debate because he doesn't remember is hilarious
only thing I will have to correct there is that vox does in fact own netflix in hell so it's voxflix not sinflix
considering maintagging this and putting it out into the wild with zero context (until they check the links)
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Just imagine:
Val (horrible eyesight): Vox is wearing a horrible striped turtleneck today go sort it out Velvette
Velvette (mentally): what does he mean striped? The things shit but its not ohhh is he fucking with me ohhhh ok I can work with this
Velvette: HEY VOX YOUR YELLOW SWEATER IS TACKY
Vox: *confused screaming*
val would see stripes tbh
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This is my headcanon for what happened
val would see stripes tbh
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IM LAUGHING SO HARD
Respectless (reprise) /JOKE
(referenced ask)
respectless but they're debating about colours!?!?!
also I'm just gonna tackle this other ask together with this LMAO
(this is zestial anon apparently)
sure. anons randomly being kin assigned characters
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Val: Wear that yellow striped turtleneck you have
Vox: ???? WHAT
val would see stripes tbh
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