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heromonty · 1 month

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#sims 2 #the sims 2 #ts2 #sims 2 meme #la fiesta tech #jessie pilferson #it’s a joke don’t come for me lmao

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peak-smg4-dumbass · 1 year

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Just realized I never posted my tumblr banner, anyways, smg34 in IGBP summarized:

#now this is an outright smg34 post #I’ve been watching smg4 with my sibling for years and this is the video that got me to seriously start shipping them #during the genesis & revelations arc I was like ‘holding hands to use powers? that’s kinda 🏳️‍🌈 lmao’#basically this ship was a ‘I starting shipping these characters as a joke but bro…I don’t think it’s a joke anymore’ to me #then I showed my gf IGBP and they dragged me into the fandom I didn’t know existed #cuz the last time I checked smg4 tumblr it was a baren wasteland and so when I saw all of y’all I thought ‘WHERE TF DID YALL COME FROM??’#and here we are :]#smg4 #smg3 #smg34

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flaticeball · 7 months

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the idea of a Gayest Player In The NHL bracket at all is already in poor taste to some degree bc i get everyone loves to make the “they’re so gay for each other fr” jokes but the condition of the actual league and its actions right now is like. you do understand why calling these people Gay Icons (Positive) for funny haha jokes is just. at best inappropriate timing, yes? but the idea of literally including one of the guys who got pride nights cancelled with his homophobia is just. can we take a minute to realize that hockey fandom doesn’t take place in a void completely unconnected to reality and see that this is just. a Really Bad Look. at best.

#gav gab #saw someone reblog the actual bracket intro post with among other things #‘mom come pick me up they’re calling tseguin a gay icon in 2023’ and like #LMFAO. YEAH. FOR REAL. YOUVE SEEN WHAT HE SAID ABOUT THE SEDINS YES?#anyways get outta here with that shit #people have gotten real confident with the ‘they’re about to fuck at centre ice’ thing and saying hockey is a Super Gay Sport #which is a fun joke to make with your friends online ig #as annoying as i find it generally #but you do understand this isn’t real yes #and i know the bracket is not making claims about reality #but what it IS doing is including players like eric fucking staal #in a bracket for Gayest NHL Player #and the real life actions of staal actively make the sport unsafe for queer athletes and queer fans #stop mistaking jokes about hockey players fucking each other or writing rpf about that as any kind of activism #or any kind of actual reflection of the nhl #how do you think this is an appropriate thing to do for so many reasons lmao how are you including some of these guys on this #even before you get into some of the other insane behaviour going on in this bracket existing #‘I didn’t pick the contestants!’ you did you. you’re in charge.#‘just hope they get voted out’ don’t include them at all what’s wrong with you #why do bracket creators always act like it’s some kind of mandatory moral imperative they include every single thing nominated/voted in #you have agency here lmao. use it. fucking spineless.#rpf for ts #adjacent enough anyway #homophobia cw #why would you do this #lmfao the brief scroll of that blog i took the amount of ‘propaganda’ that’s just ‘this guy has friends’#wild. genuinely wild.#one request id like to make to the liveblogs this year too on a vaguely tangentially related note is #reign in your blatant and unrepentant amatonormativity please #from your local aro

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v-extreme-diminuendo · 2 months

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FUCK AMERICA AND THEIR DAMN HIGH MEDICAL COSTS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🇺🇸❌❌🇺🇸❌🇺🇸❌🇺🇸❌❌❌

FREEDOM IS A LIE WAKE UP AMERICANS LEAVE YOUR COUNTRY!!! 911 WAS A SIGN✈️✈️🎇🎇🎇🏢🏢

#THIS IS A JOKE DON’T MURDER ME LMAO #Murder V instead! Guild come here beat his ass #bsd oc #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd oc rp #bungo stray dogs #>>v #bsd rp #bsd roleplay #also if you manage to murder him Verlaine is not gonna be happy. uh

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j-esbian · 1 month

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the people i work with are going to drive me fucking insane

#mine #id in alt text #all of these are real things that have come up in the past week btw :)#today my one coworker was like ‘i can’t believe these mothers. 13-14 year old daughters wearing skimpy little swimsuits’#and i’m fed up at this point so i was just like ‘i have not gone swimming in 5+ years because i don’t own a swimsuit bc #it’s impossible to find one that covers your ass. they’re just picking from a limited set of options’#it’s the short shorts thing all over again except they don’t make plaid bermuda short swimsuits as your One Modest Alternative #same coworker. half an hour earlier. telling me a joke where the punchline was that a guy said his girlfriend beat him. can we be for real #different coworker. last week. texting me a Divine Feminine Girlpower quote abt how men don’t understand a woman’s relationship to her sewin #when like. this is a sewing job. where we have make coworkers. some of whom are legit pissed they get stuck working with theheavy machinery #head in hands. i hate it here sometimes lmao

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semperreformanda · 5 months

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should’ve just made a FAQ page for everyone’s questions about my baby/birth because it’s getting stressful answering the same questions and people throwing so many advice and unnecessary comments 🥲

#it’s all the same #and then I feel like I need to educate them on due dates #and then they throw the same jokes like ‘ha ha ur baby gonna be talking when he comes out’#meanwhile I am here mourning the fact I most likely won’t be able to experience spontaneous labor #it’s just something I don’t wanna deal w right now at this point in pregnancy #I’ve already come to terms with accepting medical interventions #and that most things in life don’t go according to our plan #including birth plans *shocking*#but just random people texting me asking me all these questions while im grappling with all these things #is such a huge stressor rn #wish mamas in their last couple weeks of pregnancy can just go into hibernation mode lmao

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handsome-edvard · 2 months

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Confession:

When I tell you if they hadn’t humbled and radicalized this stubborn man the way they did over two seasons I would not love him. Crosshair fr kinda ugly ??😭 he was fine when he had hair in season one, we love a silver fox ok, but so thin omg. He seems kinda beefier a lil bit now but a bald ass bitch with that mangled scar and I’m-?? Chile personality/character > looks any DAY because whew this one 😮‍💨

Sometimes the Me I was before I got into this show looks at the Me I am now like bitch is this your man?? 🤨 THIS??

😭 girl why you couldn’t fall for handsome sergeant Hunterrrr you fuck, or stromg Polynesian man Wrecker or Information Technology BadBatch who low key looks like Jude Law 😭

Omf I take it all back he’s just so pretty??? I’m crying??

What even is this post?? I’m losing it 😭 it’s so unhinged and word vomity

#this post is a joke lmao unless??#I love my baby but sometimes I look at him like damn boy you are NOT cute #but he was cute when he was teamworking with omega so he’s still babe #I also fell for Crosshair because he’s just like one of my favorite OCs and again the way he got humbled was so like omfg #it made me realize someone needs to humble my OC like that at SOME POINT so he can take several seats #lmao I’m not tagging this in any other way so the fandom don’t come for me 🫣 fake ass crosshair girlie I am #I still love him your honor I just 🫠 why he look like that!#you know what I take everything back 😭😭😭#he’s beautiful and pathetically sad and I WILL love him and feed him soup #*slowly goes insane*

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seimei-chsq · 2 years

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jfanyu twitter is allegedly reporting that ms satomi ito has requested that the origin 2.0 costume being displayed for an exhibit be removed from the showcase because she needs to work on it… (i repeat, allegedly. it’s not confirmed.)

but still. does this mean. we could maybe. potentially. see origin performed again for one of the upcoming FaOI stops…? 👀 manifesting us getting to see yuzuru have his little ~prince of darkness~ moment again :)

#watch us be wrong and end up looking like clowns lmao #yuzuru in his revenge arc villian era. as he should be! (this is a JOKE. i am JOKING.)#yuzuru hanyu #faoi 2022 #figure skating #(btw i do double check to see what a blog’s policy on reposting is before i use their gifs. this blog hasn’t been activated in ~two years +#has no clearly stated policy… but it’s by @yuzuru-s here on tumblr)#i repeat these are RUMOURS. DON’T COME FOR ME IF IT’S FALSE.#please let his God complex pop out again. it’s been too long 😔#rambles

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netflixbyler · 2 years

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omg even the upside down ships byler <3

#byler #Y’ALL THIS IS A JOKE #DON’T COME AT ME LMAO #nah im dead serious tho :D #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things 4

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acesammy · 1 year

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honestly the funniest thing about supernatural is how it’s 15 solid seasons worth of 2 guys absolutely BEGGING to die, just desperate to die, they want to die so so bad, but every time they /do/ finally die, the other one just goes ‘no <3’

#I mean mostly it’s Dean going ‘no <3’#Sam is usually not allowed to save dean #which is sad #but the one time sam is like ‘actually!!! I am breakIng the cycle!!!!! The endless cycle that has caused us SO much pain!!!’#dean comes back and bullies Sam into suicide over it #And then dean says ‘no <3’ again #(I am joking on this one I promise)#(Season 8 can’t be boiled down to dean just bullying Sam. But by god is it fun to think of it like that)#(I know Sam was in the wrong here too don’t @ me)#Lea speaks #spn #idk rewatching it it really hit me just how much Sam literally begs Dean to kill him lmao #and how fucking suicidal dean /also/ is #Spn

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byakuyasdarling · 7 months

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The longer and longer you know me the more I know how little of a sense of humour I have LMAO

#no I am not joking #especially when it comes to Bya because the line is so obscure #like there’s so much I’ll joke about and then you’d say something weird about him and I get sad #that’s on me but damn LMAO #my general rule is just joking about the canon and things that are straight up said #no name calling or anything it upsets me. except for ‘asshole’ and that stuff #no odd headcanons even if it’s just a joke (especially ones that I don’t obviously subscribe haha)#or just don’t at all — that’s probably best #// lh #BIT SERIOUS LOL

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mydarlingdahlia · 8 months

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Gojo scares me ngl

Like why are his eyes so blue it looks like he’s trying to steal my soul 😞😰🥲

#charlotte rambles #jjk gojo #gojo saturo #don’t come for me y’all #this is a joke lmao