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bloodymotherfucking-batshitcrazy · 9 months

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remember that time the crows smashed a stolen tank through an allegedly impenetrable wall and dragged fjerdan might through the dirt while laughing deliriously as the sun rose

#six of crows #so very slay arson murder of them #it was glorious #the crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #nina zenik #matthias helvar

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teaboot · 11 months

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I have to remind myself that my characters don't have to be tortured or dramatic to be interesting.

My first DND character was a balding, paunchy, post-middle-aged human man whose wife had just left him and whose kids had grown up and moved away.

He quit his menial job and decided to take up music, something he'd never been very good at that didn't pay the bills, and become a bard.

He was bad at it. Really, really bad. His instrument was shit and he'd never had any formal lessons. On top of that, he was pretty tone-deaf.

BUT. He could play very, very bad noises very, very loud.

On our first campaign, he was cornered by a sea dragon and had no weapons, but by making a loud, horrible noise, he was able to startle it badly enough to lose grasp of the boat.

After that, he used it to herd a small crowd of goblins into a trap by sounding far bigger and more numerous a foe.

He never got much better, but he did grow his confidence, and won the affection and respect of his companions, who grew to support him in ways nobody else had before.

I had to stop playing him for a while after that, but last I had him, he was developing an interest in color and flare and fashion that he'd never paid much attention to before.

He didn't lose weight, or grow his hair back, or magically become younger, but he felt brighter, lighter, like he had a new lease on life, like he had something to offer and maybe he deserved to have a bit of fun, now and then, with good company.

He began to wonder if that was what he was missing, before. If perhaps that was why his marriage had wasted away. A lack of drive, of hope, of pride and passion.

I don't know where he would have gone on from there. I don't know if I wanted him to reconnect with his kids, or his ex wife, or his home town. Part of me likes the idea of finding his own way- settling and becoming good friends with his ex, something platonic but warm and fond, and reaching out to his kids and being there for his grandkids and someday passing away bright and loud and loved of old age, asleep in his bed, to be celebrated after by the loudest funeral with the worst music played by the most awful musicians his community had to offer, loud and proud and full of good humor.

Maybe they'd throw a festival, after that. An annual one, with firecrackers and trumpets and clanging pots and pans to scare away the monsters like he did, the roaring hero who came into his own a little later than usual, but wondrously all the same.

A symbol to show that you don't have to bend and squish and contort yourself to fit the space you're in- you can find another space, one that's just your size, and exist there exactly as you are

#He started out as a joke and his name was Jeff Jefferson #He was scared of lizards and allergic to tree nuts #And I loved him #There was a bisexual realization subplot #It was glorious

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fraserstanclub · 1 month

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SAM HEUGHAN as JAMIE FRASER Outlander 1x12 "Lallybroch"

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pop-punklouis · 8 months

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had a dream last night that harry showed up on another yacht in the middle of some ocean and we all groaned until we saw that he was wearing a string bikini in every pap shot

#it was glorious

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emismythical · 1 year

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I can't wait for the smarter swifties to figure that music video out

#taylor swift #it was GLORIOUS #but i feel like there was alot i missed #and i gotta go to bed #thanks for your hard work swifties

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gallifreyan-ginger-sociopath · 2 months

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So shout-out to the parents with their adult daughter seeing Lisa Frankenstein in my theater tonight. I'm sure the kid being an adult did not lessen the awkwardness of the penis-sewing scene.

Also, RIP to the dad who was clearly confused as fuck while wife and daughter were having a blast. 😂

#lisa frankenstein #lisa frankenstein spoilers #it was glorious #they loved the movie though

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stuckinapril · 6 months

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i love good movies but i love bad movies too. i think everyone should hate-watch a movie at least once in their lifetime. everyone needs to have that one movie that is terrible but simultaneously comforting. everyone needs to invite their friends over so they could watch an awful romcom and make fun of it

#yes i've done that #it was glorious #text

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hoarder-of-dragons · 6 days

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Trevor teaching Amanda how to Whip and Nae-Nae was not something I knew I needed

#it was glorious #smosh #smosh games #trevor evarts #amanda lehan canto

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i-am-mldy · 1 year

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im sorry are we as a community just gonna gloss over the fact that SCANLAN FUCKING SHORTHALT THE MOST BARD TO EVER BARD DEFEATED AN ANCIENT POWERFUL BEING BY HITTING HIM WITH THE EMO FEELS OF MILLENIA-OLD LONG DISTANCE LOVE OH MY FUCKING GOD

#IT WAS GLORIOUS #BEST MOMENT OF S2 #legend of vox machina #tlovm #critical role #scanlan shorthalt #sam riegel

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itachanta · 1 year

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Jin Do Jun strengthening family bonds. > Reborn Rich (2022)

#reborn rich #song joong ki #kdrama #jin do jun #kim nam hee #kdramaedit #재벌집 막내아들 #i mean #do jun is earning his grave #seung jun has to be murderous #this is so fun #they hate each others guts #BEAT HIS ASS DO JUN #the smug just-try-and-suffer-the-consequences face at the end #it was glorious #youngest son of a conglomerate

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starlightshadowsworld · 8 months

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Unironically one of the best things Sega did was kill Sonic.

#the murder of sonic the hedgehog #Sonic the hedgehog #Sega #It was glorious

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noose-lion · 5 months

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Fights so well I had tears in my eyes

#blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #every swing of the sword left me in pure awe #it was art #it was glorious #it was beautiful #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege

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digitalstaticc · 5 months

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alright so I'm finally gonna watch hbomberguy's roblox oof vid. all I've heard is that there's some guy name tommy tallarico I'm supposed to hate. will update once I'm done

#hbomberguy #yes i watched the plagiarism one too #it was glorious

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keyofjetwolf · 6 months

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I had no idea until just moments ago that pure joy bursting in your chest could be a toddler taking your hand and saying "I want to jump in leaves with you."

#and so i did #i jumped in leaves #it was glorious #life with jet wolf #the aunt teddy chronicles

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ineffably-splendid · 4 months

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I live for the day when the shitscript will resurface once again from the deepest pits of hell for a tiny window of reading opportunity. Until Neil Gaiman once again tells everyone to delete it and the cycle begins anew.

#it’s out there people #I read bits of it but was to stupid to save it 😔#yea I know copyright and all that yada yada #but you cannot honestly tell me that anyone has enough financial interest in that thing to actually sue anyone #to what end?#makes zero sense #only explanation is that Neil does not want people to read it #I want to read it tho #it was glorious #crowley and his nightclub #and Tracy raising Adam #it was like a fever dream #I love it so much #bring it back to me #being it home #good omens #shitscript #good omens shitscript

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zombified-queer · 6 days

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We need to start cosplaying as The Hotel's guests and I'm not even remotely joking.

#i was struck by the VISION of someone cosplaying ted barrows #complete with the shitty potted plant they carry around everywhere #it was glorious

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