I'm watching Hell's Kitchen and all I can think is, how has there not been just a full season of people with degradation kinks. Like, if I really enjoyed being degraded that is where I'd wanna go. I mean you get amazing insults, be on tv, and a chance of getting a good job. Sounds like a good deal.

"The newly widowed Elizabeth (Woodville) was exceptionally vulnerable. Several of the trustees responsible for her jointure refused to hand over the manors that were meant to sustain her in her widowhood. Moreover, her brother-in-law, Edward Grey, had seized estates that her son Thomas should have inherited from his paternal grandfather, while her mother-in-law’s new young husband, Sir John Bourchier, had prevailed on Lady Ferrers to settle her principal properties on them jointly for life, ensuring that Thomas would have to wait far longer for this inheritance too. Rivers and Scales were pardoned in July 1461 and swiftly moved into the Yorkist establishment, which perhaps explains the success of the chancery suits Elizabeth launched to regain her jointure. Her son’s inheritance proved harder to recover. By 1463, Rivers was often in (Edward IV's) company and on his council, but Elizabeth needed someone with much stronger influence over the King. She turned to a distant kinsman, William, Lord Hastings, the King’s chamberlain. Hastings drove a very hard bargain for his aid but it was probably amid these negotiations that the King’s desire for Elizabeth was kindled."

-J.L. Laynesmith, "Elizabeth Woodville: the Knight's Widow", "Later Plantagenet and Wars of the Roses Consorts: Power, Influence, and Dynasty"

The transition from ‘This House Is a Circus’ into ‘If You Were There, Beware’ is so good.

I always liked that Artemis was 12 because I think peak girlhood was 12-14. Like those were the years before I knew what being a girl meant and instead I lived as a girl without a thought you know. At 12 if Artemis came and asked if I wanted to be a girl under the moon forever I would have grabbed her hand and said yes. Only downside is that those were also my Braces Years

I can't stop thinking about this. Being immortal would be awesome, but being forever 12/13 when you're in that awkward preteen phase? No, Thank You.

Sandman: It’s just so hard not getting to see my little girl

Otto, who stole some of Spidey’s DNA to combine with his to make a kid to use against him, lex luthor style, but Spidey just kidnapped the kid immediately when he found out and got Matt to cover him legally: I know exactly how you feel, Spiderman won’t even let me have visitations with my kid :(

Sandman:

Sandman: That is not the same thing, our situations are not comparable at all, it’s important to me that you know that

I will write the non dialogue if you'll do the dialogue

Dialogue is my nemesis- I learned how specifically because I like writing and to write you need some modicum of communication

haha man it's always fascinating to encounter people on the opposite end of the spectrum there like how does your brain even do that

They need to invent an hrt that turns me into Gabriel Ultrakill

this is such an awful fucking thing in my brain and im fully aware it's a me problem but every time someone either makes a fankid for a pairing or makes one or both into a kid i think why would you do that to them

what is it with corporate event planners and thinking they need to stick all their employees in escape rooms? I barely know these people. I definitely don’t know them well enough to be locked in a puzzle room with them

Also update because I haven’t told you guys about my life in a minute dhsjd I’ve been talking to a guy from hinge for a few weeks and uhhhh on the topic of Saturn return it’s made me realize a whole lot about myself because I was deadass ALL in for this guy and then I had one(1) dream about my horrible ex and woke up and realized oh shit this guy kind of resembles him and oh shit I am terrified of intimacy and vulnerability and clearly there’s something wrong with me if I can’t imagine ever having sex with this guy and I have so many things I need to work through so! Considering making this the year I finally go to ✨therapy✨ because I’ve realized I have a Fearful Avoidant attachment style and all I want to do is run away and ghost him but I’m too far in now so! Yeehaw! That’s what you missed on Glee!!!

Had a weird short nightmare in which someone (don't remember who exactly he was) directed me into my room at my old house, that was supposed to represent my heart, or part of it. It was very messy, dirty and dark, but I was sent there because I was threatened by a "pest" that would drain/destroy my soul if not caught...? According to the "voice" the stakes were high, anyways. Along all the shards, dirt and broken furniture there was also a paper sheet in which it was written who I am. I remember some traits that were written... And that paper sheet already had a lot of bite marks. It actually seemed to be HALF-eaten already.

The pest was really small and fast, I could not see it, but I could "feel" it, and when I caught it, turned out that it was a specific type of caterpillar that the "I can't live without you *changes his mind 1 week later*" guy associated himself with. Strangely enough, despite it being a caterpillar, it was flying. I was feeling so bad about squashing it in my hand, but I did it.. I suppose I stopped some sort of destructive process. Not expecting to instantly be "okay again" after this, but it just feels like it meant something.

I'm doing it. I'm gonna get a fucking hysterectomy

lmk if this is fucked up (hear me out) but i’ve been wanting an excuse to psychologically torment someone for years (HEAR ME OUT)

anyway i think this news of a harry collab is a) fake and b) a diversion. hope this helps xo

They say if you would survive but would you even be able to return?

I see you enjoy torturing me 👀

Also I don’t think you’d get to see a lot of interesting stuff in either place? They both seem a bit… hard to perceive…