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emotional support frog
who will absolutely eat your hand.
#THIS FROG is a main character now#i dont make the rules#actually i do and you have to follow them#and the new rule is zuko has a badger frog and he doesn’t know what to do with it#he does not WANT the frog#it just wont leave him alone#he did not expect one of his first questions upon joining the gaang to be 'whats your pet policy'#also momo wants the frog now and it is unclear if his intentions are good#so zuko's playing it safe#abd unfortunately looking overprotective of his frog in the process#atla#zuko#also feel free to bug me for individual files#i can add em under the cut#when im not feeling lazy
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Fanfic idea - A lost mawrat finds itself on Azeroth, long away from home, and finds a man soaked in the stench of the Maw. Unsure where else to go, it follows him, hoping to be lead back to the Shadowlands.
#He thinks its a hallucination but then other people see it and hes like oh#it wont leave him alone so over time he decides to just accept that its there#and strangely bonds with it as some weird form of therapy#it likes pets and doesnt eat anything and is very good at scouting ahead or alerting to danger#that said its never been to the realm of the living and thus does not fit in very well both in looks and behavior#and it carries the stench of death that forsaken#and deathknights can pick out a mile away#fic idea#anduin wrynn#world of warcraft#shadowlands#the art sucks cuz im going back and forth between artblock and i just aggghh sometimes its harddd
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Karen has four older brothers and this is Ross! He's the second oldest and he looks rather polite and smiles a lot and when he's at work he can behave most of the time... but he really has such a foul mouth it puts Right to shame.
And Karen when she was a kid couldn't pronounce S's and they sounded like Z's. So when her brothers would be leaving for school she would say "enjoy zool" and just. Could NEVER say Ross's name correctly so he told her to just call him Oz. And it stuck but only with Karen. She's the only one to use it and no one else is allowed.
#my characters#also fun fact she has decided to legally rename him for when shes mad at him#so instead of yelling his full proper name#she will yell OSWALD THOMAS WILSON which is the fake first name but actual middle/last#and its just thats a guy that she wouldnt want to admit to knowing if she saw him in public#hes actually p short so yeah hes a short king#the oldest bro and the second youngest are both taller#the middle middle is basically the same height as him so karen really is just the wittle bab#and all her brothers are super protective of her bc thats their baby sister#she does however have a strong sense of I GOTTA PROTECT THE MIDDLE GUY#so she is kinda used to standing up for older guys just bc of he#but it comes into being a problem when she meets rick and is like fuck it he may be older but#he is too kinda for this world and also theres no way i can love him hes basically a baby brother#and she will pick on him but also would absolutely throw hands for him#and and i know the tags are long as is but eventually karen and rick move past the whole youre like a brother vibe#and they become very good friends - still zero romance involved - but she starts to treat him less like a family member#and it makes him feel less awkward and in turn he feels more open to joke sometimes#cause for a long while rick is just this is really awkward and i wish we would stop matching on dating apps but she wont leave me alone#so its rude to turn her down when she offers a friendly drink to check up on me#but its actually karen being protective older sister mode despite being the youngest of five#this is the most i have managed to draw in like two weeks i think#now im super tired bye
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Material Girl~
#Mr.Osomatsu#osomatsu san#karamatsu#karamatsu matsuno#my art#fanart#hes just being himself leave him alone#but also im sorry i drew this#i have a horrible sleep schedule that wont let me rest at a normal time#i should be in bed rn lol
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too many whump fics about the 2023 qatar gp and not enough fics where the ghost of niki lauda haunts the drivers into striking
#qatar gp 2023#just rewatched the race and jfc....#me on my hands and knees throughout the entire race: save me niki lauda save me#specifically niki lauda needs to haunt george russell. he needs to show up behind george in the hotel mirror scaring the shit out of him#he needs to do it so thoroughly that george russell thinks he's in some kind of dickensian novel#he needs to freak george out so badly george shows up at lewis' hotel room looking a mess#lewis a little freaked out: ... what's goin on man?#george hair a mess eyes bloodshot nervously looking around: niki lauda wont leave me alone#lewis completely freaked out now: what.#george more insistently: he's haunting me man! he keeps calling for a strike. i cant sleep i cant eat o cant do anything!#lewis manages to get george to go to sleep. but the next morning his bathroom mirror is covered in toothpaste writing#it says 'you guys need to strike!' lewis is now a believer#f1#niki lauda
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Do you think noise is able to read the room and put a temporary end to his tomfoolery when the situation deems it to happen? Like i know Peppino can fold his ass like a cheap chair but is he capable of being like "ah this is a bad moment and i should not try doing anything right now"?
Mostly thinking of the scenario if Peppino is having A Fucking Moment but not even angry just, very fucking upset for some reason, would the yellow imp still be like BLEEH 🤪?
Silly context for this ask, i was chopping an onion and it made me think "what would noise do if he walked in peppino just bawling his eyes out?" btw 😭
Thank u for this ask bc this is like a sneak peek into the comic idea i had for the noise (and peppino)
Bc i think of Peppino as extremely emotional and unable to mask it AT ALL and that ranges from being incredibly angry to overwhelmingly sad and it will always hit him suddenly w the intensity of a wave crashing into him. So I wanted to have the noise kind of being A Menace and bothering Peppino and having it SOMEHOW lead to peppino going from ‘you dont fucking LISTEN u wont stop fuckin w me’ to ‘no one here leaves me the fuck ALONE why cant anyone anywhere leave me ALONE’ and hes like so fucking UPSET that hes tearing up and the noise is like ☹️!!!!
Like ‘um! Woah buddy im just playin around see? Its all part of the schtick !’ And he expects Peppino to lunge at him or something bc thats the game thats their little back n forth heehee but Peppino just grabs at his own hair and starts yanking at it and the noise is like WOAH Hold up stop that stop that what are u doing ??? And hes not quite sure HOW to interpret Peppino crying and gritting his teeth and pulling at his own hair other than ‘hes freaking the fuck out and i made that happen somehow’
To the noise, their little banter and back n forth and Very Scary Threats on Peppinos part is like a little game to him and he THINKS its mutual (bc Peppinos reactions are bordeline comical at times) but it is actually Very one-sided, and the only thing that would break him out of that ‘illusion’ is Peppino not holding up his supposed end of the duo act the Correct way. And that includes Peppino doing scarier than normal threats (chucking a knife at him and only missing by centimeters) or in this case, Peppino fucking breaking down in front of him instead of grabbing for his neck or something. He doesnt like it ☹️
#answered#chattin#peppino#noise#like. the noise is just fucking annoying#hes just a brat! with a bunch of money and a bunch of free time!#and everything is a little game to him bc he doesnt have to take shit seriously Ever#and peppino is like. so tired of dealing w him. hes a brat but hes just so fucking annoying#and not even in an endearing way like noisette#bc noisette doesnt Seek him out; she stays in her shop and shes just overly friendly when he visits#he is willingly accepting that walking in there will have him exposed to her loudness but like its of his own volition#the noise however…#and it goes from ‘this fucking brat wont leave me alone’ to ‘NO ONE leaves me alone’#and that includes everyone hes met in the tower#but it also is like a pent up anger and frustration of having to deal w this shop#collectors hounding his shop#my hc that pizzahead tried MULTIPLE times to buy his shop out#and tried MULTIPLE times to just hire peppino to work for him#and like peppino feels like everywhere he goes he is being chased out or stalked#and hes not the best person in the world and hes kind of a dick but like#hes just some dude that wants to make pizza and own a shop#and his whole life got flipped on his head once he decided to do that#and now hes got freaks that corner him in his own safe space and stalk him and dont take his want to be alone seriously#his space is Their space#and while the noise is just a small little part of this mess#he unfortunately is the one that accidentally tips him over#he would be SO upset 😭 hes sulking in noisettes shop just miserable#and noisette is like hmm. this is serious….have u tried saying sorry?#and hes like oh my god u are so fucking smart i love u#peppino would forgive him after a while. hes a bit of a softie (A LITTLE BIT....) and if noise tried to make amends; hes accept that
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eridan ampora disease but he works in the whole foods bakery on earth c and lives by the beach dont talk to me.
#homestuck#eridan ampora#i love amporas#ampora#earth c#hiveswap#homestuck renaissance#leave me alone please#i just have feelings for him#they wont go away#THIS CURSE
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WAIT BIG BRAINED THOUGHT:
Sam does smth stupid hoping Dean won't find out.
Someone rats Sam out to Dean.
Sam gets in trouble and a lecture from Dean (bc Dean is a parent and he is Sam's parent I will not accept criticism on this matter).
Later, Sam makes a group chat consisting of everyone who could have told on him to Dean and just sends this video:
#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#sam winchester#dean winchester is sam winchester's parent#and i will be accepting NO criticism on this matter!!!!#dean raised sam and in my heart i just know that its smth they dont really talk abt but they both 100% know and acknowledge it#and sam (the annoying little brother/kid) that he is to dean definitely calls dean 'mom' sometimes especially when hes being a little shit#but sam also loves his big brother and appreciates everything deans done and given up for him#so every year dean gets a pie and a little homemade card on mother's day and father's day from sam#when they were younger sam would give dean the card and actually say 'happy mother's/father's day dean' but once theyre older sam starts#sneaking the pie and card into dean's room or leaving them somewhere he knows dean will find them and neither of them say anything but dean#always gives sam a soft smile and usually a hug too before they continue w/ their day like its any other#the year dean spends w/ lisa and ben while sam's in hell/running around soulless ben makes dean a father's day card and dean gets all teary#and thanks him but then later when hes alone he just breaks down sobbing bc it just remimds him that sammy is gone#even when sam was at stanford and not really talking to dean he still sent dean a short message (text email voicemail whatever) on mother's#and father's day but now hes gone and dean wont even get that#btw dean def saves all of the cards sam's made him over the years and once theyre in the bunker he keeps them all in a special box that he#hides under his bed and he'll pull it out and look through them when hes having a bad day alongside the box of pictures <3#i did not mean to go insane in the tags here but oh well#enjoy my silly post and unhinged rambling ig
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you know who was the biggest clown of the season in bb25... me. because on premiere night when watching the first nomination comps i told my sister i thought l*ke was cute & i was hoping cory would lose and get eliminated.
#the turntables tableturned pretty quickly ok#NO ONE COULD KNOW ON PREMIERE NIGHT WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPENNNNN LEAVE ME ALOOOONE#luke had a great body and glasses and floppy hair 🙄 which are my weaknesses. so leave me alone#he is actually the biggest idiot of the year 2023. lmao#cory meanwhile i thought just seemed like a smug little white boy. SORRY SORRY SORRY#im not a cory worshipper but he was easily like the least problematic man in the house... the whole season?#well i mean jag doesn't seem to be that problematic as a person but as a player i am TIRED of watching him#tales from diana#justice for all of the women of bb25 except for fuckin bowie jane btw#i would love to see america or felicia do another season. i know felicia said she wont but PLEEEEASE#edit: oh i didnt expect this to get notes thats why i didnt tag it but now i see im getting some shameful solidarity#its ok girlies (& non-girlies idk who you guys are) we can commiserate together#bb25#text post
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Greg x Reader - A little appetiser
Summary - Greg's messed up, your teasing is justified but he still gets cocky.
Rating T/M - Mature themes, sexiness but no explicitness
Author Note; There was no prompt for this I just really like writing domestic Greg all happy and in love.
"Your arse in that dress is sinful." Greg pressed close as he passed by watching you as you pulled the wineglasses out of the dishwasher.
"Well don't get any ideas because your friends will be here soon." You could feel his eyes on you as you straightened up and it would be a lie to say you hadn't chosen the dress for the purposes of torturing him. He deserved it though. He was the one who'd invited everyone round after too many beers the week before and then he was the one who'd offered to cook, then had to stay late at work leaving everything to you.
"They're your friends too." Greg said his lips pressing gentle kisses with intent along your neck his arms sliding around your waist. You loved him and warmth radiated through you, the delicious slow burn of arousal starting low in your belly.
You weren't going to give in to him though.
"Hmm but I didn't invite them round-" You replied as Greg persisted at your neck, you stopped the groan about to leave you and tensed your legs to stop them from going to jelly as he hit that spot. "-and I wasn't the one who forgot he'd invited everyone around until someone at work reminded him. I also wasn't the one who promised to cook and then stayed late at work leaving my better half to do all the prep, shopping and organising."
Greg's hands skimmed your shoulders, pausing to slip a finger under your bra strap and admire it. He knew it was his favourite, the one with the lacey trim that fit just right, made your chest look like something from a thoroughly indecent 50's blue movie.
"I did apologise about that." Greg said against your shoulder. "And I get the feeling you might be getting your own back." His hands skimmed over your waist and started to scrunch the base of the dress, letting out a groan when his fingers found the top of the suspenders. "You're definitely punishing me."
"I don't know what you're talking about, I simply got ready for the dinner you organised and now I'm trying to carry on with the prep." You turned into his arms before pushing past him, heading for the stove. You dipped the tip of a teaspoon into the pan and tasted it to check then turned it down to a low simmer.
"I really am sorry." Greg said sliding his hands back around your waist. You turned into him, allowing him to kiss you. His lips soft and warm and wanting. The pressure seemed to slip straight between your thighs and if you carried on the battle would be lost. You'd give into him easily. Greg pushed his luck hooking his hands under your thighs and lifting you onto the counter. His hands slid up your stocking covered thighs and up under your dress.
You groaned, cursing yourself for letting the sound escape and Greg pressed himself between your thighs.
"Let me taste you." He grinned against your lips. "Just a little appetiser."
Fuck.
Your heaving chest is enough of a giveaway that you don't want him to stop. Not really. Especially not when he talks like that and especially when you know how good he is with his mouth.
"You're a very bad man." You say fingers raking the hair at the base of his skull. He moans and grins at you. Sliding his hands further up your thighs, inching the dress up higher. It's tight but the fabric has a stretch that means it gives you some leeway.
"And you are a very bad girl." He says, fingers skimming the dampness of the lacey black knickers he loves so much. Your hips react to him and the grin comes back.
He's cocky.
Too cocky.
"Ready and waiting for-"
BZZZZZ
The door bell buzzes. His head drops to your chest and he makes a noise of disappointment that makes you laugh quietly.
"We could ignore it." He says into your chest.
"You invited them." You say scrunching your hands in the base of his hair again, just the way he likes, knowing it will do nothing to abate his arousal and now he'll have to answer the door with it and have it hanging over him all night. You press on his chest and jump down off the counter adjusting your dress. "Go answer the door." You say pressing a kiss to his cheek and patting his chest.
#greg lestrade#greg lestrade x reader#;greg lestrade#;light of my life#sherlock fic#;fanfic#fanfiction#x reader fic#I just really really enjoy writing him in like domestic settings or with someone he's clearly been with a while#and like they've fallen into adorable and sometimes sexy patterns#LISTEN I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR HAPPY COUPLES OKAY#LIKE romantic soulmate shit#my tense is all over in this#i promise im going to edit them better#trying to post this whilst a whingey puppo wont leave me alone haha
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ok but imagine. lime goes up against the witch king and he fails!!! for one of the first times in his life he fails at something!!!!! but then mochi is able to defeat the witch king and for a sec lime is relieved and he’s so proud of her. he loves her so much. but then he sees a bright light and mochi falls. hes panicking slightly and calls her name quietly then louder as he runs over. the whole battlefield is so quiet bc everyone is like “was that…? did she —“ and once lime reaches her he pulls her body into his lap and takes one look at her face and just SCREAMS. the girl he loves is gone. her eyes are vacant. maybe if he were a little bit stronger he could’ve at the very least helped her defeat him. maybe land the final blow so she’d still be alive and she’d be smiling at him. maybe he’d get to tell her he loved her. but he has to settle for sobbing those words into her hair as he holds her to his chest — to feel her warmth one final time before its gone for good.
btw can totally imagine lime looking up and seeing sulluvan looming over him and lime has a full meltdown saying he won’t let him take mochi
PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
especially since that was the optimum plan.....let lime or taffy kill the witch king so they dont have to worry about if the wrath of the stars is even real or not
imagine if no one even realizes or registers what happened until they hear lime screaming and THEN it starts to settle in that oh god, please no, not mochi, are you fucking kidding me.,..
and as for sulluvan.......100% lime would lash out at him. get the fuck away from her. but i think the way sulluvan operates is a bit two-fold in the sense that he has a presence in the land of the living and the land of the dead at the same time. so yes hes standing near them, watching lime sob and cry and scream and beg over mochis corpse, but he is ALSO in the land of the dead watching mochi (or her soul anyway) doubled over and crying, not ready to face him, and not ready to leave yet,..
sulluvan calls out to her spirit and she says she knows. she knows she has to go. and asks him just give her a few moments before she has to leave
(anyway all that to say that lime couldnt stop sulluvan from taking her soul if he tried. its already happening)
#edit: i deleted a thing i wrote bc im actually not sure thats how it works so if you saw the first version no you didnt#the real pain is sulluvan with mochi in a realm of pure white and shes crying alone not ready to leave#he calls out to her again and she cuts him off and tells him she wont be with him. (I know you want to keep me with you but i cant do it.)#refering to his thing about making her his wife#now would be the time since shes in his realm for real#uhuhgf lime not being strong enough is pain#after everything theyve been through and all hes put himself through#thinking he was finally strong enough to be by her side but cant carry her when it counts#after the timeskip and after he beats her in a sparring session he tells her (Looks like I finally caught up to you.) with a cocky smirk#and at the end of all things he mutters out a (I guess never caught up to you after all huh...)#WOULD LOVE IT IF HE CAME CLOSE THOUGH#IMAGINE LIME BEATING THE WITCH KINGS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!!#but there was no way someone without magic was ever going to beat the first witch. it just was not gonna happen
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I skimmed through like three episodes and I'm already burnt out from metal fury
#'i wont stand for him using this competition just for training' you have some shitfucked ethics and even worse priorities#😭#there is literally nothing to get mad about other than. idk entering a competition below his skill level? but fucking gingka was there#my man is on a valid career path leave him ALONE#beyblade#beyblade metal fury#beyblade chris
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spotify wouldnt let me screenshot but uhhh,,, wish me luck ig
#i dont want anything to happen to him hes my GUY#if i say leave him alone enough im sure the episode will retroactively change#AAAAAAA IM SCAREEDDDD#chip just roll with it will survive i know it even though i know he wont#jrwi spoilers#jrwi 109#jrwi riptide#artandbrimstone rambles
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What if we all exploded and died
#I JUST WANT JETTTTT WHAT IS WRONG WIHT YOU PEOPLE#id be willing to pay a little more for shipping but the original figure is Ten Dollars. asking for 20+ with shipping on top is unreasonable#and yes some characters are harder to find but theyre harder to find partially BECAUSE resellers wont leave them alone...#before anyone asks why i dont just buy him in store . ive tried to find him but i never could#and a lot of sonic figures like this seem to never have any sort of official online listing so resellers are the only other option#its so annoyinggg because literally nobody will sell these figures for how much theyre actually worth
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If regulus was reincarnated into the Naruto verse, how much damage do you think he would do to the plot??
Hmm, I'd say it'd depend on which era he reincarnates in, the type of reincarnation we're talking (is he born into a ninja's body? is he in his own body? more dimension-hopping than reincarnation??) and if he keeps his magic or not? Naruto's universe has already got insane jutsu, so Regulus whipping out random spells wouldn't be completely out of place. At least at first.
He'd bamboozle most ninja though his obvious use of jutsu but no one can explain the shit he does at the same time because there's no surge of chakra to accompany any of his 'jutsu'.
Levitating shit? Surely it must be a wind jutsu of some kind but there's no breeze?
Teleporting?? Must be some variant of Tobirama's cheater jutsu (Madara's words), but it doesn't require any noticeable marker to move to?
Invading minds and skimming surface thoughts???? They're almost positive he's not a Yamanaka but blond hair is recessive so maybe one of his parents had dark hair??
Honestly, if he's in his original body, the only thing that they have over him is that he's not as physical as a ninja. He's slower, weaker, his reaction time is tiny, and his stamina is terrible compared to a ninja.
But he's not easy prey by any means.
This contradiction is interesting for whichever ninja stumbles across him because he moves like a soldier and can do things even jutsu struggle to emulate but only registers as a civilian to their senses.
For instance, let's say Regulus dies in the cave and wakes up in the forest utterly alone. He's got his wand and absolutely nothing else, but he's disorientated enough that he can't trust himself to apparate.
So he trots off, and eventually hits a tiny village - in Japan??? He thinks??? His Japanese is non-existent but he has enough strength for a translation spell that lets him communicate with a lovely elderly couple that take him in and help him recover.
His panic is slow churning but well-hidden when he eventually figures out that he is very much not where he should be. These people have no idea what England is, or what country they're in - they keep saying something like 'Land of Fire' and mention cities like 'Konoha' and Regulus is genuinely considering that this is a very vivid hallucination cooked up by his dying brain.
Still, he pushes on, recovering from his fatigue only to nearly have a heart attack when he's caught using magic to fix a broken plate. He's got one foot out the door when the old man, Aoi, just goes oh are you one of those ninja people? and Regulus is so confused that he just agrees without really understanding it.
Once he calms down enough, he slowly starts to put together the pieces and comes to the terrifying but somehow believable notion that he's in a different world.
And...well...he has no idea how to get back home. Doesn't really want to, in a way, because his life before had been dark and cruel and besides Kreacher he didn't really have anyone waiting for him. It hurts but Regulus has never been one to lie to himself.
So he lets himself mourn, spends some time coming to terms with his new reality, and then does what he always does - picks himself up and carries on.
He decides to make the most of this new place, first by repaying Aoi and his kind wife by repairing their home and (maybe) laying down some wards to keep them safe. He finds a new meaning in this simple life - helping around this little village, using magic-that-people-here-call-jutsu to help with the seasonal work, healing the sick and injured with improvised potions and tonics...
For the first time in his life, Regulus feels like he's making a positive difference. For the first time, he's using his magic to help people and he kind of loves it.
He doesn't mean to draw attention from Konoha, or to get involved in their politics. It's not his fault these annoying fucking ninja are crawling all over him like weevils, asking questions he's never going to answer. It's not his fault these assholes don't know when to take a hint, and it's not his fault that his short temper leads to him flattening some of them as a warning to stay out of his business.
Jokes on him though because that just makes these bastards more fascinated.
Regardless of the era, Regulus would completely derail things. It's just a matter of who he's unfortunately saddled with - the Founders, Kakashi's generation, or Naruto's.
Either way, he'd be beating curious ninja off with a stick.
#anonymous#HP#Naruto#regulus black#someone come save regulus from curious ninja#they all wanna know how he does jutsu without chakra#regulus just wants to live in peace but these assholes wont leave him alone
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I felt bad for just leaving him bleeding like that. So have a little follow-up when the people arrives to help. He doesn't understand what they're saying or that they're trying to help. He's not too keen to have them near him but he's just too tired to properly chase them off.
Rolling around to try and shield himself from them wasn't a good idea however. Cause now his injuries hurt from the pressure of him lying on them and the humans can't reach the wounds (which was his intention but ... They just wanna help). :(
#Muppen doodles#oc Tide#giant mer#tw injury#tw blood#it looks more like ketchup cdejhsfhnr#don't look too closely at anatomy I beg#Strawhat man is really going all in#entering water that bloody oof#Last panel is just Tide venting because rolling over Hurt and his heart hurts and why wont they just leave him alone!#let me know if it needs other tags!
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