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cw: mdni dubcon. drunk sex. reluctant but willing reader. praise. filth. honestly don’t even read this.
the only alternative to opening my docs when horny is doing half a backflip and landing on my neck
When you open the door, he’s standing there propped on his elbow. Feet barely crossed in front of each other as he makes an attempt at posing as desirably as possible, and looking like a complete drunken fool in the process.
You raise a curious eyebrow.
“Hi.”
“Midoriya?”
“Helloo!” He greets again, and it’s tailed by a giggle as he moves forward.
“What’s-“
His arms are heavy and all surrounding as he pulls you into a hug, you nearly stumble back from how much weight he’s putting on you. Barely able to hold himself up correctly, and already dipping his head into the crook of your neck - you shiver as your friend takes in a few good whiffs of you.
Midoriya groans quietly. “Y’smell so good.”
“You smell like a distillery.” You rub his back. “How much have you had to drink tonight?”
“Oh my god, s’much.” He giggles. And then he presses in more, kicking the door closed behind him. “Les’ have a sleepover. I’m so tired.”
He punctuates that by nearly laying all of his weight on you, giggling again when you grunt from the stress and try with all the strength you can muster to drag him to the bed.
You blow out a sigh as he bounces on your mattress from where you’ve all but thrown him, feet hanging precariously close to the floor as he stretches his arms and nuzzles into your blanket.
“How’d you even get up here like that?” You breathe.
“I took the elevator.”
You sigh again.
“If you’re gonna sleep in my bed, you can’t sleep in your regular clothes.” You turn your head to search through your drawers. “I don’t want my bed to smell like alcohol.”
Midoriya snorts behind you. “Okie.” And it’s followed by the sound of shuffling.
You’re quick as you grab the oversized college hoodie from your dresser, turning around - though hesitating a bit when you find him laid out in nothing but his underwear behind you, boxers fitting comfortably over his muscled thighs and chiseled stomach.
You try not to stare as you throw him the hoodie. “Put this on, whore. And fix yourself, don’t just sleep on top of the covers.”
“S’ bossy..” He pouts but he does it anyway.
Your feet patter around the room as you start to get ready for bed again, grabbing your phone from where you left it in the bathroom and plugging it up on your bedside table.
You're lifting a leg onto the bed while absently tying your hair up when Midoriya pulls at your lower thigh.
“Hm?”
“Can you…?” He starts drunkenly. “Do s’mthing for me.”
“Mhm?”
He looks at you for a while, drawing circles in your thighs.
“Sit on my face.”
You pause.
“You’re too drunk.”
Midoriya smiles giddily. “So? Y’expect me to ask you when I’m sober? You’re too hot.”
“You’re like barely conscious right now, Midoriya.”
He looks up at you a little woundedly. “Y’don’t want to?”
You wait a few long beats before answering a little honestly. “I mean… yeah but-“
You wobble a little as he starts to pull you in his direction, manhandled until you’re nearly hovering over his face. “W-wait. Midoriya, but you’re way too drunk! I don’t wanna-“
“Take advantage a’ me?” He slurs as he slides his head between your thighs, and you smell heavenly. “Been wan’in to do this like forever.”
He nuzzles his nose into your inner thigh as he reaches up to clumsily pull your panties to the side, breaths heated as you struggle in his grasp but his grip is unmoving.
“N-no wait!” You fumble. But even as you protest his hot tongue is already digging between your folds. “F-fuck…. Midoriya..!”
Vibrations send electric little waves up the rest of your torso as he moans contentedly underneath you. Sloppily dragging his tongue back and forth from your clit to the quivering little hole feeding him so well, momentarily taking a moment to dip his tongue in and all but dig you out as you inadvertently hump against his face.
His hands are steely as he keeps his hold on your hips, sliding them lovingly up your torso as he coaxes you to ride his face.
“Ah,” And the way you whine has him moaning out again. “We-… We shouldn’t be doing this…!”
Midoriya presses you more into his face as he defiantly nods in disagreement. He says something too. Maybe a cross between “mhm!” or “yes, we should.” But he’s not too keen on ripping himself away to sound any clearer.
You mewl when one of his hands slide up your shirt to fondle with your breasts, roughly squeezing in handfuls as he thumbs at your pert nipple.
You start to push at his head. “Izuku! Fuck, Izuku…” He chases your clit even as his head presses further into the mattress. “God…. your tongue…”
He grunts, removes the hand groping your breast to stop you from pushing his head away and instead card through his air.
“m’gonna cum…!” You whine. “Fuck m’gonna cum….”
Midoriya nods. “S’okay,” He sounds drunker than ever, cheeks red and eyes glazed over. “Go ‘head, baby. Y’ can cum.”
You gasp airily before letting out a moan that nearly has him cumming in his boxers, desperately humping into his face as you finally cum with a cry of his name, and he groans as he devours it all.
You’re whining from over stimulation when he’s finally getting his last few slurps in, kissing the inside of your thighs before finally letting you roll over and letting out a sigh of content. “God, thank you.” He breathes. “You’re so fucking good.”
You silently catch your breath.
You’re half dozing off when you feel your panties being pulled down your legs.
“N-no, wait. Midoriya, wait-“
He pouts as he pulls himself out of his boxers and god are you not prepped enough for that. “What happened to ’Izuku?’” And his pupils all but dilate as he presses your shirt up your chest. “Call me Izuku again, it was so cute?”
You halfheartedly push him away as he lines himself up with your entrance. “Come on, wait!” You whimper. “You’re gonna regret this in the morning…!”
“Why would I regret this in the morning? ‘ve been wan’ing to do this since I met- fuuckkk!”
You gasp. You can feel him in your guts and he hasn’t even gotten the whole thing in yet. You’re all but sobbing from the pressure as his eyes roll into the back of his head.
“s’tight!” He whines. “So fucking tight, princess. You’re milking me..!”
You dig your nails into his upper back as he lays his head in the crook of your neck and starts pistoning. He’s definitely rearranging your guts right now.
“s’too much, ‘zuku!” You mewl as he pants into your ear. “s’too deep! Fuck! You’re breaking me!”
“Mh yeah?” He lazes a few whiskey tinted kisses down your pulse point. “Ah- y’feel me in there? Feel me in your tummy?”
Midoriya lifts himself on one of his arms to press on your lower stomach and you all but convulse. “Look at how pretty this pussy is.” He lowers his hand till he’s rubbing attentive circles on your clit. “Takin’ me so well. Makin’ me feel so…ah… good!”
He’s lifting one of your legs and coaxing the other further when he lays his weight on you again, forcing his tongue in your mouth that still tastes like you.
“I’ve always wanted to do this.” He pulls back and admits. “Always wanted you to be mine. And now you’re-“ Midoriya grunts. “Bein’ such a good girl f’me.”
You’re gonna squirt at this point. “You’re really suckin’ me in, huh? You want my cum?”
You whine.
Midoriya brings back his hips to push in a firm dragging thrust. “Good girls get what they ask for, baby.” He kisses the underside of your jaw. “Y’want it? You want my cum?”
“Ye- fuck!” You cry. “Yes! Yes!”
Midoriya groans. “Yeah y’do. Good fucking girl.”
Your back arches as his hips piston back and forth steadily into your core, creaming all over his cock as the way you pulsate around him has him clenching his teeth - and fucking into you even as you clench around his hot cum.
He whines as his thrusts finally shallow, slowing till he’s pressing as deep as he can and grinding his hips against yours, so desperately that the bed catches the current and the mattress wavers as he needily grinds himself in as deeply as he can.
It’s enough to have you creaming around him a second time, more managed seizing as your insides clench around him in the throws of your third orgasm and he cums again with a broken moan.
You can finally catch your breath when you reach up for him, carding your fingers in his hair before jolting a bit in his grasp as he rolls the both of you over.
You sigh. “Jesus, Izuku-“
Snore!
He’s asleep.
#sigh#is this who i am#is this who ive become#tw dubious consent#bnha x reader#bnha smut#midoriya x reader#midoriya smut#mha smut#smut#this is just nasty#bnha izuku#izuku smut
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well this is casual (bunny yuuta in heat WIP 😔)
#🔪 - mello talks too much#is this who i am#is this who i represent#also UNEDITED so excuse the shitty grammar and words i will rewrite it to make it look/sound prettier dont shit on me pls
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asking spotify nicely to stop personally attacking me with their vibes
#other notable entries are#farm emo#spooky forest#and angry teenager#is this who i am#is this the summation of my character#i am known and it is mortifying
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okay the anon that told me to read the thomas barrow ww1 fic. why is this thing 526k words. i cant even say anything because did i not once upon a time read the same amount of words for a destiel ww2 au. why are people writing hundreds of thousands of words about gay television characters in world wars. no matter what choices i make i will always end up here
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People who get thousands of notes on their shitposts amaze me. We both rolled 1s for wisdom but you rolled a nat 20 in charisma and I can’t argue with that.
#like it fully baffles me#dnd#omg am I making dnd jokes now#is this who I am#Jesus Christ#shitpost#malin rants
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Never thought about sleep deprivation as a form of self harm 🤯
#is that why I do it#postsecret#sleep deprivation#self harm#insomniac#mental health#physical health#postsecrets#no sleep#insomnia#sleep deprived#mental#physical#harm#team no sleep#by choice#why#why do i do this to myself#why why why#is this who i am#post secret#sleep deprived ideas#sleep deprived thoughts#i should sleep#only hurting myself
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I just opened the door to a jehovas witness in this shirt
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i cannot believe i went from toji in love wip, first snow with gojo wip, to this fucking footjob nanami crackfic
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ever since The Sandman took off, i've been doing mental bets to see if any post i come across with the name "Dream" is referring to Dream the protagonist of hit Netflix series "The Sandman" or if it's referring to popular faceless Minecraft YouTuber Dream dreamwastaken
#is this who i am#i feel like anybody who's into mcyt or the sandman can relate#like its just dream#dreamwastaken#mcyt#the sandman#dream#help lmao
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This re-read of the Dawnhounds is making me itch to pull out my watercolours…
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i havent written in forever its so sad
#in a month to be real#bro i promised to not abandon that LITERAL 26K BEOMGYU FIC 😭😭#I HAVE SM MORE IDEAS TOO IM SO FUCKINGHWJFHWJFE#what have i become#is this who i am#man i wanna write all those ideas too but as soon as i start writing it i dislike it💀#anyways mini rant over junityy going back to disappearing for the next 20 years#liz ted talks ✩彡
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namjoon making me lose my freaking mind oh my gosh
#hey siri play u smile by justin bieber#SITTING HERE GIGGLING IN BED BC OF HIS SMILE#LIKE WHO EVEN AM I#IS THIS WHO I AM#IS THIS WHO IVE BECOME#IS THIS WHAT I REPRESENT
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girls when they cope by watching a 15 mins alphabet lore on tt
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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