to hold me like water,

or christ, hold me like a knife

some girls are just lucky

meeting people is so hard can I just skip to the part where I get bossed around and carry her bags for her and I fall asleep with my face in her neck?

Hi Hazbin Hotel fandom 👋 it would be really cool of you all to stop shipping Alastor with every single other character possible. I’ve been getting a lot of hate for trying to explain this in the comments of a billion radioapple ship art posts and i’m sorta close to losing my mind.

He is canonically aroace. Yes aroace people can be in relationships. Absolutely they can. They can be in sexual AND romantic relationships. 100%. But PLEASE for the love of all that is holy and unholy- if you are not on the aspec, arospec, or aroaspec spectrums- do not publicly post content where he’s making out with Lucifer. Or Angel dust. Or- well- you get the point.

We get ONE character. ONE that is CANONICALLY AROACE. And I am getting absolutely torn to shreds every time I try to hold my little poor orphan boy hands out asking for little scraps of aroace representation. “Please sir, can I have some aroace?” I’m practically Oliver Twist at this point.

People are completely erasing his sexual and romantic identity and it’s really disheartening for me and I’m sure for a lot of other aroace people. This has been stated before and has been stated many times, but, IF YOU WOULD NOT SHIP A CANON GAY CHARACTER WITH THE OPPOSITE GENDER YOU SHOULDN’T SHIP A CANON AROACE CHARACTER WITHOUT PROPERLY PORTRAYING THEIR ARO OR ACE IDENTITY AS WELL.

It’s not even about the ship art it’s about the complete erasure of his aroaceness. Could people pretty please stop yelling at me for pointing that out? No I am not a hater. No Vivzipop did not say you can ship Alastor with whoever you want (as somebody told me, but has yet to show proof she said this specifically). No it is not ok to do this. I am BEGGING. You guys have an entire massive cast of characters who are of age and have interesting dynamics to ship. Leave Alastor alone unless you include his identity and an explanation as to why you think the portrayal benefits the aroace community.

It’s really simple.

career options i'm looking at

your vaccum cleaner

your Ford Cortina

your coffee pot

your leccy meter

your portable heater

your setting lotion

@cherryblossomsenpai don’t look at me!!! 🫣🫣

@chrollohearttags Maybe you’ll enjoy this? I know you love Eren, my sweet angel 🥰🫶

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I want Eren so bad. :(

Like imagine being pushed up against the couch he has in his dorm, black leather to match the black dorm walls he painted himself (and got in trouble for). His hands running over the smooth fabric of the pretty little summer dress you'd thrown on hours earlier. To have his hands desperately grabbing at any of your

supple flesh he can, his mouth leaving hot, wet kissing along the sensitive skin of your neck. Sharp canines biting roughly on your pulse point and all along your shoulders that slowly become exposed when his fingers untie the strings of your straps. Soft puffs of air leaving his parted lips when you grind your thinly clothed pussy against the bulge in his baggy black sweats, the ones that drive you crazy each time you see him wearing them. Rough hands that pull down the top of your dress to expose your tits that sit pretty and perked when the cool air hits them. His hands move down to grab at your waist, pulling it towards him, forcing your back to arch so he can take one of your perky nipples into his mouth. Listening to your whiny little moans as he swirls his tongue around the perked bud, his cock twitching and straining against the fabric of his pants. When one of his hands comes up to play with your other tit, he listens to the whine you try to suppress, his dick throbbing beneath his sweats. His other hand falls to the skirt of your dress, slipping it beneath the fabric to snap the band of your panties against your hip, feeling you jolt against the couch, groaning when your pussy rubs against his dick. His mouth leaves hickeys and bites all over your tits, making sure to split his attention between them equally, while his hands slips into your now drenched panties. His fingers glide across your pussy, from your dripping entrance to your clit, collecting your slick and letting it coat his digits. His eyes flick up to meet yours as his fingers play with your sensitive clit, rubbing and flicking it between his fingers, letting your slick soak his digits so they can glide across the little bud better. Green orbs watch your every movement, every twitch and shift you make doesn’t go unnoticed by the brunette. His lips leave your tit with a soft pop as his middle and ring finger sink into your drooling pussy, his palm rubbing against your clit each time he thrusts his fingers. He leans back now, the muscles of his forearm flexing each time he thrusts his fingers, his veins beginning to show, his eyes trailing down to watch his fingers disappear into your sopping cunt. He can’t seem to choose what to focus on, your pussy or your pretty face. Your lips part to let out the most beautiful moans he’s ever heard, your hands gripping his biceps, your head falling back against the couch, and hips grinding all over his palm just to get more friction. Clicking his tongue softly, his deep voice calls out to you, “Come on baby, lemme see yer eyes. Wanna watch you when you cum all over my fingers. I wanna see what you’re gonna do when I have you on my dick. You can ride my shit all night, ma. Come on baby, you can do it. All ya gotta do it cum for me. I know you can, angel.”

need someone in my life where we can stuff our faces in gas triggering foods and then cuddle up in bed, keeping the blanket heated with our wet rumbling farts. Soft sighs and grunts are heard throughout but none of us acknowledges it as we watch television in bed, as you hold me close to your chest. stinking up the room with our nasty gases.

wanna make out with bakugou between kirishima’s thighs before we suck him off 😔

Max deserves to hold Charles' waist as much as he deserves his 3WDC please (╥﹏╥)

Renee just putting it into words ✨ I just want a tall girl. My life would be complete 😒

I honestly, genuinely feel that Will Wood needs to write for at least one, ONE Hazbin Hotel song. like at least ONE. ONE. PLEASE.

Film director Ken Russell, on his wife, the costume designer Shirley Russell (from 'Ken Russell: An Appalling Talent', by John Baxter)

I want to sloppily kiss his stomach down to his happy trail then rest my head at his waist line and give him the biggest puppy-dog eyes begging to suck his dick

I need your opinion on Kusakabe... what do you think he would be like when he gets a little possessive/clingy? just the idea of this grouchy old man who doesn't want to get into trouble most times being all "hey. no looking elsewhere. only here" has me swooning

especially since when giving him affection, he's usually all flustered and stuff

im weak for this old man.

Listen, listen

your idea has me on my knees.

so, you know when he told Panda in Shibuya "Gojo, this. Gojo, that. Satoru Gojo isn’t the only person in the world, you know."

so i feel like when he’d hear you talk about another man or gets jealous, he’d just say something like "whatever, he isn’t that great." bluntly, or he’d immediately change the subject but you’d never realize it.

"come on, concentrate."

"keeps your eyes on me. we have things to do."

you’re talking to a guy who’s obviously flirting with you and kusakabe comes up behind you, shoving you aside, with a hand on your back. "i’m borrowing her."

and you know how good he is at wasting time (poor panda didn’t know what hit him), so maybe he’d find ways to keep you to himself for as long as he can, whether it’s by intentionally taking longer routes to your objectives or by making you believe the best strategy is to stay together. and you’d believe him because he’s so good at teaching and you’re head over heels for him.

uh, also, he follows you around with his hands in his pockets, making sure nobody’s looking at you the way he is-