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sorcererofsolitude · 2 months

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Me, banging my head against a wall: BE FUNNY BE FUNNY BE FUNNY BE FUNNY BE FUNNY

#sorcererspeaks #I should be entitled to monetary compensation each day I experience creative block #is there a lawyer for that?#“cant write?” SUE YOUR BRAIN

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alocalfrog · 7 days

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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

#boeing #funny #im sorry but this lawyer must be having the time of their life #what in the tv detective show is this

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saulwexler · 5 months

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how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

#better call saul #[name rhyme] did someone hurt you? I’ll kill them. I’ll make them suffer. i’ll burn the world down until we are the last 2 in it #local lawyer tag

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cali · 3 months

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sorry bro i lost focus and forgot where u begin and i end i hope nothing gay happened

#everytime i smoke too much i enter the lives of lawyers and secretaries and all the lives that arent mine #and on lsd i kept concentrating rlly hard on not becoming u #although now i think thats wrong but i havent done it in a while maybe if im brave ill not fight it next time

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sleepy-bebby · 9 months

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m-r-moth · 1 month

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Aang - if you got arrested, what would be the charges?

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illustrating the incorrect atla quote from @caylenqueen

(the arson zuko from my other post was originally made for this thing, heh)

#someone get sokka a lawyer please #art #this is a giant excuse to do silly atla doodles #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender #incorrect atla quotes #atla zuko #atla sokka #atla toph #atla suki #atla katara

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beaft · 6 months

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thinking about bg3 astarion introduction. something very funny about meeting a weird guy on the road and he's like "hey, sorry for trying to stab you. i'm a lawyer btw" and you're like well that seems true. and you click on his picture and see that his character class is just Professional Liar

#bg3 #be shh now #he said 'what's the absolute minimum amount of effort i can put into this cover story' and then somehow shot beneath that #i know lawyer isn't the same thing as magistrate. but the point is this man did not go to legal school. i doubt he knows the difference.#containment breach

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luvalsworld · 7 months

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a canon event for every oldest daughter is being told “you would be a good lawyer”

#oldest daughter #lol #eldest daughter #lawyer #i don’t need to elaborate #no need to elaborate

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animentality · 1 month

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#twitter #divorce lawyer #legal

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tam--lin · 1 year

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In light of increasing anti-trans and anti-abortion laws in the United States, I am once again humbly requesting you inform yourself about jury nullification, your ability as a juror to vote against convicting people being prosecuted under unjust laws. Nullification was instrumental in legalizing abortion in Canada - it informed jurors can use it to help protect healthcare workers and protesters in the US, too.

#I am not a lawyer so please do not ask me questions - I will simply google them as you might #but I do care about this so so much #genuinely: read about it. post about it on social media. tell your friends who have jury duty about it #especially those in 'red' states #it can be so powerful #tam.txt #jury nullification #I still want to get embroidered 'research jury nullification' sweatshirts made.....

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wheatormeat · 2 months

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