I AM NOW GARLIC BREAD!!!!

THAT'S IT!!!!!! RIGHT WHEN I POSTED MY FEELINGS ABOUT THE "SEXY GURL" BOTS ON HERE I GET ANOTHER FOLLOW FROM FROM ONE OF THEM!!!!!! I MADE IT CLEAR THAT I WILL ONLY DATE GARLIC BREAD BUT NO BOT LISTENS!!! I NOW TURNED MYSELF INTO THE GARLIC GOODNESS KNOWN AS GARLIC BREAD AND NOW ONE WITH MY PEOPLE! THIS IS AVATAR 2 IRL AND THERE IS NOTHING STOPPING THAT!! NO, I AM NOT JEALOUS THAT I NEVER GOT TO SEE THE MOVIE IN DOUBLE VISION 3D IS A FAD AND 2D IS THE NEW DANIMALS. AROACE FOREVER [[FEMALE DOGS]]!!!!!!!!!!!

astarion, the man who was dying and offered eternal life, but had no idea that it meant becoming a slave to a sadistic master.

astarion, the man who had his freedom and bodily autonomy ripped away from him.

astarion, the man who was forced to befriend, seduce and sleep with people to lure them back to his master, resulting in severe sexual trauma and the struggle to form any sort of intimate relationship.

astarion, the man who was horribly punished whenever he refused his master’s orders (one punishment being sealed away in a dusty tomb, starving, for an entire year. he scratched his hands raw trying to carve his way out).

astarion, the man who was forced to eat rats.

astarion, the man who hasn’t even been able to see his own face since he turned.

astarion, the man who had his body mutilated as cazador carved scars onto his back, which he later found out was to bind him to a ritual.

astarion, the man who is so severely traumatised that he admitted he doesn’t know how to say “no” or ask for help (and he feels guilty when he does).

astarion, the man who waited two centuries to be helped and freed from torture, but no one came.

astarion, the man who was always treated like a monster when all he wanted was to be treated like a person.

astarion, the man who came up to you in the middle of the night just to thank you for defending him and allowing him to make his own decisions.

astarion, the man who said that no one ever looked out for him or showed him kindness, and that you’re the only one. “other people don’t have a heart like you. you’re you. no one is like that.”

astarion, the man who broke the cycle of power and terror that started centuries ago thanks to the love, care and compassion that you showed him when no one else did.

astarion, the man who confessed that he loves you and feels safe with you; something he has never felt with anyone before.

i often really do feel like an .. unwanted part of the fandom, i dont draw beautiful landscapes, i have unpopular but strong opinions im constantly annoying about and rarely change, dont like/dont draw the pretty young popular twinks and hot gurls to fanboi over nor do i turn characters into one, the opposite moreso, draw only one ship no ones heard of really, got little energy to interact with the few people that are nice to me and send me asks so it probably looks like im ignoring everyone and unfortunately but still rarely get so stressed i get overwhelmed and emotional about pehaps seemingly minor things and spiral almost into a breakdown feeling super embarrassed about it afterwards but the damage is already done and i look like a freak or agressive weirdo

https://x.com/d3kutism/status/1741579841764475157?s=46

it should be illegal to be this fucking stupid so loudly and confidently omg..

mfs on the internet preach about "media literacy" yet they completely gloss over the fact that the only damn things that kusuo "canonically" is are a tsundere, an unreliable narrator, and a fucking liar LMFAOOO.. babe thats like basic reading comprehension, im sorry..

EDIT: it should go without saying not to send a person hate just because of a silly post like this one(+i dont have any reach anyway so im sure it wouldnt happen, but i wanna say this nonetheless lol) but i would just like to say that i just checked and realized that this person is 15 years old, so like... yeah, too young to be arguing with grown people on the internet. dont take this too serious or send this person hate pls lol..

blinks tiredly. i decide "hm maybe i should try to expand my circle and step outside of it a little, lets go look at the main community tags" and im just greeted with a bunch of edgelords who think saying "fiction doesn't affect reality, don't like don't read" is peak activism and "fighting censorship". head in my hands. this is partially why i do not ever go into the community tags, my nervous system cannot handle blocking fifty weirdos every single day just so i can have a normal experience in the community tags hfdsjkl

an unholy amount of cidandy doodles + a bonus unhinged dandy

sorry i saw that post & it's literally the type of shit he'd say you can't try & tell me i'm wrong here

closeups under the cut :^)

this one's my favorite :^D

i'm so sick of my fellow iranians being cringe as fuck on social media and simping for the state of israel out of some insane the enemy of my enemy is my friend mentality like i know this is crazy but you can hate the iranian government without deciding to go full monarchist and act like israelis are liberators of literally anything or anyone

like i'm sorry if the best you can envision for iran is trading one authoritarian for the son of the previous authoritarian (who was literally overthrown bc he was an authoritarian puppet of the united states) solely bc of his name then you hate the iranian people more than i can image

okay time to go bother an actual eye doctor because I wanna be the dead secretary so bad. this feels so unhinged and extra. i feel like they're going to laugh me out of the building. but. life is sooooo fucking short man

I was re-reading back through some old fics of mine (because if I had to go through the work of writing them I get to enjoy shamelessly reading back through them), and I was wondering, do you guys ever accidentally pull on people you know IRL/online for inspiration in your fics? Because as I was going through different lines (especially on the ler side of things) I started to realize I was just drawing on things that have either been said/done to me by other people.

Not even in that context either, just things people have done to annoy me that I'm like, "yeah, that would get under someone's skin".

idk. picky eater rights. im coming to your events and turning my picky bitch nose up at your fancy ass desserts you spent a bajillion hours working over in the kitchen and asking if i can find like a basic ass brownie with no extra flairs or ingredients or steps or whatever the fuck. cry about it. stop trying to feed me

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xiangling!!! happy birthday! 🎉🎉

if you want to go and gather some ingredients together sometime, let me know! i'd be happy to help :D

- chongyun 🧊

oh dear… im so sorry @chongyun-official—i’ll be honest, i was in fontaine, i took a sort of spontaneous trip to find some more ingredients to experiment with, i was just so bored :’))) you know how it goes :’)))

anyways, thank you for the birthday wishes chongyun, i might take you up on that offer soon!! especially since now i have fontainian materials to cook all of our local ingredients with >::)))) THERES SO MANY COMBINATIONS TO TRY AND YOU WOULD BE THE PERFECT TEST SUBJECT

One of the things that hurts Khare the most isn't so much the eyes and teeth growing in her flesh but rather her memory issues, how easily she forgets things and struggles with the most basic tasks. Her IQ wasn't impressive before getting experimented on but she lived independently and picked up a range of skills from doing so along with working many odd jobs back in Hull. It's immensely frustrating - and upsetting - to her when it takes so long to learn what should be a simple thing.

sorry about that last rambling post, i didnt mean to sound like its worse than it may be, but i got no ... lense to view it through but my own, and the main reason i wrote it out anyway was bc i needed to get it out (even if posting it might be not the greatest idea) .. and bc it kinda showcases, i think, how my stories kinda write themselves, involuntarily in a way? its not like im not putting in any effort- but its like .. i cant STOP it always keeps going and even the dumbest idea stays in some form, its very hard to get everything in place bc theres so much going on all the while i am very slow at making anything, writing or drawing anything, especially anythign coherent is very hard bc not only do i get constantly distracted, i get distracted by my own thoughts suddendly skipping to a certain scene and me having to go throguh imagining in detail NO MATTER how many times i have done it before for the same scene that i already decided on how it goes, when theres a new idea it can take over my entire day bc i cant let go of it-

not trying to sound either like im the only that has that sort of problem, but i think its a big part as of why i start tso many projects without being able to finish them, or even start them bc i constantly have to fight my own thoughts from derailing into another daydream session, thinking of too much too fast than i can ever draw or even write about and not knowing what is worthwhile and what isnt (im telling you i have no idea what is good and what isnt, idk why but for all i know all things i do could be trash, or they all could be bad, maybe the one i thinnk is decent is actually worse than the things i deem not good enough and once i start to think no this isnt good enough i stop having fun making or thinking it bc im trying to do better

honestly its kind of impressive that i can get anything out at all, not to pat myself on the back there but even if i hate how long it takes me, considering how much im having to work just to start working on something at all, the fact that i could post stuff coherent enough for some people to understand AND LIKE is something i should be a little more proud of

Hi there OP of the curtsy post here. Curiosity is eating me alive what tags forced your hand. Is it bc my name is Miles. You fascinate me slightly. I'm not an Ace Attorney guy so I know next to nothing about Edgeworth. Curtsying? Hello. I wanna be clear I'm not upset or anything I'm enthralled and want to know more.

I want you to know that this ask made me laugh really hard. I am so sorry for being the annoying fandom person on your post.

But yeah it's because your name is Miles and that's genuinely just a conversation he would have in game. He's kinda like pretentious (he gets slightly better) (he's my favourite character) and does fancy little bow in court and I love him. He was also raised my Manfred Von Karma, who's like old fashioned european guy who looks like this.

I just think Miles Edgeworth knows how to curtsy. Franziska Von Karma knows for sure so if Manfred didn't teach him, she would. Miles is her little brother he needs to be propely educated as well.

On related note I reccomend Ace Attorney it's like really good game and Miles Edgeworth is like a character of all time actually.

why are words for "partners" in english so cringe ... boyfriend sounds dumb, i hate the business-y sound of "partner," and you can't say anything else in public without sounding insane (lover, soulmate, sweetheart, etc) like at least spanish has novio/novia (has nothing to do with "friend") and pareja is pretty obviously indicative of a relationship. like you are not someone's business pareja that's just weird