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I find it so amusing that Alhaitham's "least favourite food" voiceline is this:
Which, like, A) doesn't actually say anything about his tastes, and B) nerd.
But then his signature dish is this:
Derived from this:
He LITERALLY just took a stew, a "soup-like" dish, fried it into a pie(?) so that he could eat it like pizza while reading.
(and for my Kavetham/Haikaveh girlies out there, the signature says "contemplation" on top. Which really feels like Alhaitham's passive aggressive way of telling Kaveh to think things through more.)
#genshin impact#alhaitham#al haitham#kaveh#kavetham#i like this detail a lot#he's such a nerd!!!#what a feckin nerd!!!#also i feel like actual foodies hate him#Xiangling would have an aneurysm watching him turn stew into finger food#torn between Alhaitham cooking for Kaveh#as the message on top implies imo#or Kaveh cooking because Alhaitham's cooking#while not bad#is an insult to god#*the gods
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we need to talk about Inprnt.com
Following a really good post with more screenshots and evidence by @dynasoar5 i'm going to talk about my own experiences with @inprnt and why I am about to put my shop on indefinite hiatus from Monday the 14th of August.
First of all I'll say that since starting my print shop last year it has been a significant help to me financially - I was able to not worry about affording car insurance or motor tax (together commonly over a thousand euro) when I bought my first car, for example. I am immeasurably grateful to anyone who chose to buy one and I treasure all the pictures I've been sent of my prints hanging up on people's walls. Right now they are displayed in a real (if small) art exhibition in my home town.
(top right print is not from inprnt though)
They're great prints. Never had any complaints about them. But here's what's going on behind the scenes.
Earlier this year, around March or April, Inprnt sales started increasing in regularity. I'd made as much as $600 a week during previous sales when I made proper promo posts here, but with this increase in regularity, I felt that I couldn't make promo posts every single week. And then one day, I'm not sure when tbh, the sale just never ended. It just didn't stop having that "Ending soon! 15% off your order" banner at the top of the site. Right now it says "Final Hours: $5 Worldwide shipping and save up to 35% off your order!" and not even for a second do I believe in this final hours bullshit. It's been 'final hours' for weeks now. Months, even.
Why is this a problem? Well, how tf am I meant to make a promo post for a sale that is always "ending soon!!" and then never ends. One week it'll say "this weekend only!!" and then when the weekend is over, the sale banner just changes its wording and the sale doesn't end. I can't promo this, it makes me look like a liar and a skeevy salesman by association! It makes the site look like it's 1 week from crashing and burning, and the site owners are just scrabbling to suck as much money from artists as possible before they drown.
And they are sucking money from us. To peel back the curtain, Inprnt money can only be transferred to my paypal account 30 days after the sale is made, just in case the order is cancelled and refunded. This means I used to make one withdrawal every couple of months, when there was enough build-up of money to make it worthwhile. It also forbids withdrawing any sum under $50 btw. I would make a withdrawal request and then, after a 10 business day wait, it would reach my Paypal account.
Not anymore! The past few withdrawals have taken over a month to complete. They are straight up keeping my earnings from me for longer the agreed period. This was my last fulfilled withdrawal:
Note the date.
Almost two months.
And here is the latest withdrawal request that still has not been fulfilled.
It's coming up on 1 month and if the pattern continues, it could literally be November or December by the time I fully clear all sales.
So what's going to happen to my print shop? Because my art is currently being exhibited with a QR code linking to the shop, I can't close the shop this week. Instead I will close it on Monday the 14th of August, next week. That means that on the 14th of September, I can withdraw all of the remaining money without having any left over. My account balance will go to 0 and stay there. Although I'll de-list my prints I will leave my account there, because at the end of the day I don't want to leave Inprnt. It still offers the best artist margins and as I'm now unemployed after graduating, the additional support is such a load off my mind. So this is a chance to wait and see - if they improve their services, I'll happily re-open.
It's a big deal to me because selling prints is sort of my ideal life as an artist. I never had the attention span or self-discipline for commission work and I found that it left me creatively stagnant. I always want to try new things, new concepts and ideas, and being able to think "yeah, people will like this as a print" while I experiment is honestly very reassuring. And I know that in going on hiatus, it'll break a lot of "buy a print" links in my circulating posts. Oh well lmao. If you want to buy a print right now - go ahead, it might be your last opportunity. Another way to support me would be to check out my ko-fi for once-off donations or some nice sketchbooks/comics/book samples you can buy, or subscribing to my Patreon.
As of right now, Inprnt owes me $381 (the unfulfilled request submitted above for $186.60 and my current standing balance of $194.80 which takes 30 days from each transaction to clear).
#it's so god damn insulting u know. even redbubble threw its shitty payouts directly into my paypal asap#inprnt
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"women will never understand being sad and having no one to care about it or take it seriously" how many memes about teen girls "seeking attention" through posting pictures of their self-inflicted wounds to tumblr have you reposted in 2014? how many times have you joked that you're going to cut yourself whenever the smallest inconvenience happened in reference to this in 2014? how many of these girls did you care about and to how many how you reached out in order to help them?
#god that was an epidemic#using attention seeker as an insult to them too#of course they were seeking attention they wanted someone to help#and even if they wanted tumblr likes for that it's not any less concerning and it certainly isn't funny#radblr
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"All I see is a slave."
"And all I see is a fool."
#hellsing#alucard#my art#Dracula#THIS WAS SO HARD#GODS#ripping my hair out#how do you think Dracula would react to modern Alucard?#or vice versa?#Alucard fucking hates himself already#like that's canon#Dracula would be insulted at the prospect of being at someones mercy and Alucard would just see the pointless arrogant creature he used to b#I'm on Dracula's side simply because he was less annoying to render and draw#also I shamelessly traced over the casull#im not playing your stupid games old man
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sdfghjkl Jonathan calling Dracula's vampire ladies ‘awful’ and then immediately clarifying that he's casting no aspersions on women, women are great, Mina is a woman after all
#god forbid he even accidentally insult her while in absolute mortal peril! guy has priorities#now just learn not to make offensive generalizations about the local ppl too...#dracula daily#dracula#dracula spoilers#?
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she's so fucking mean 2 me
#my art#hk#godseeker#the little knight#Translation of her insults:#You're short. You're so short the only reason that god hasn't struck you down is he can't tell you apart from the dirt.#You look like a carpet fucked a nerd#You make my house worse by being it cause ur short and ugly#Stop looking at me with them big ol eyes#You're a cringe ass nae nae baby#You make me wanna puke#You're not even good enough to be the dirt i walk on#Your face looks like an ugly rock#You're ugly. You're disgusting. I gonna kill you. I hate you. Give me 200 dollars.#q#hollow knight
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I said he was unpleasant, he said I was a louse, and then we took to quarreling round the house
#been thinking about them both living and being forced to be Human Brothers#after the events of trimax#and idk I just think it would be so fucking funny including their miscommunications#the insults theyd fling#the biting and the not caring about each others personal space or things the other owns#elbowing each other and bickering#trying to have some semblance of normalcy even though the crushing weight of having been gods once lingers heavy in every unspoken word#anyway#:) i have brainrot#trigun maximum#trigun#vash the stampede#millions knives#not ship#my art
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I blocked them because they called me a bitch and their blog looked like it sucked, but finally..! AT LAST... someone on god's favorite website has called me "a pronoun person". What a magical insult. Yes, I am. I am a Pronoun Person. Behold!! My pronouns. I display them for all to see and admire.
#it's the stupidest insult#also this is either god's favorite website or the website furthest from god#depending on your experience at any given time#and yes this person was commenting on that god damn mister beast post#catie talks
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Translation: You're all grounded
#i love that scotty was all for being the bigger people until his precious ship was insulted XD#angel watches star trek tos#star trek tos#star trek the original series#james kirk#jim kirk#he's slowly losing his mind oh my god
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brainrot doodles
#it's insane how I went from not caring about pitaya or hollytaya in the slightest to completely blorbo-ing them in like the span of 2 days#also I will never get tired of wildberry losing his composure ONLY when it comes to his mom being insulted#you're doing god's work out there kamran#crk#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk fanart#cookie run fanart#hollyberry cookie#crk hollyberry cookie#wildberry cookie#crk wildberry cookie#pitaya dragon cookie#crk pitaya dragon cookie#jungleberry cookie#hollytaya#hollyberry x pitaya
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"I want Annabeth to be blonde :(" then pick up a PJO book and read it you dumb fuck
#pjo fans stop being weird about black annabeth challenge IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#first off annabeths race isnt important to her story. annabeth could be any race. her skin colour doesnt actually impact her. her hair does#now im not blonde but im a white girl so let me explain why some pjo fans need to stfu. i have grade 9s. im called stupid for my appearance#im not insulted bc im white or bc i have blue eyes or brown hair. im insulted bc women are judged on their appearance. im insulted bc SEXIS#annabeth isnt really called dumb for being blonde. shes called dumb bc shes female. and ppl are more likely to stereotype women than men#this is especially true for black women! whatever sexism white women get is always horrifically multiplied for poc women#black hair frequently gets called unprofessional untidy unhygienic etc. its VERY likely that show annabeth has been called dumb for her hai#does this make the casting “accurate”? no. but castings don't have to be accurate. they have to ADD to the character.#annabeth being black ADDS to her character because it showcases how women (esp black women) are devalued for their appearance#movie annabeth wasnt bad for having brown hair or white hair she was a bad adaptation bc she was ooc#i just think its ironic that a core aspect of annabeth was being judged for her looks. and now show annabeth is getting judged for her look#like. you guys really missed the point here.#anyways disagree all you want but book annabeth is still blonde. no one is erasing her. theres a new PJO book w blonde annabeth SEPTEMBER 2#GO READ CHALICE OF THE GODS IF U WANT BLONDE ANNABETH OMG! adaptions and source material can be separate and coexist!#rant over sorry#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo show#percy jackson and the olympians#the lightning thief#discourse#shitpost#percy jackson show#pjo discourse#riordanverse
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I've been told my comic feels like it was written by AI.
I suppose I'm not trying to be groundbreaking. I'm not interested in pioneering genres. I'm not writing for the purpose of literary analysis.
But written by AI...?
I'm already someone who has my humanity questioned. My identity erased. My existence disrespected. It could be worse. Anything could be worse.
But AI?
I spend weeks writing single scenes, toiling over the implications of single lines. I have goals. My writing has intent.
If you cared to read deeper, perhaps you'd see the themes. Maybe then you'd see the value. If you tried to analyze it maybe you'd see something there.
Maybe you'd see me.
Someone told me my comic seemed like it was written by AI.
And my humanity was denied one step further in that my voice was not seen in the work I've poured years of my life into.
#this is a comment that has bothered me for... a long time.#it really sat with me.#its insulting of course...#but i get insults all the time#thats not what bothered me.#there was something more to it#something more to how this hurt my feelings and why it lingered so long in my mind#and i think its because of this.#it removes me. it removes my humanity.#in a world where i already feel so invisible and invalidated#where i express myself. my love. through my work#to be told it seems like something a literal robot coild make#a conglomeration of marketable ideas#god. jts so insulting on a completely other level.#its straight up dehumanizing#so. watch the things you say seem like ai#when its actually made by an artist#especially if you know that it was made bh someone#they have a heart an theyre trying to show it to you#i know its not that deep or whatever.#but isnt it?#isnt the point of our art to connect to others? to love them? to spend time with them??#im being dramatic#but i also care#and sometimes a little extra drama is what gets my ideas across.#i would know#im a writer
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Ice: Hey kiddo, breakfast is ready.
Baby Bradley: Thanks. Should I give the old bitch some, too? I think he's upstairs.
Ice: We've already talked about this. Slider called Mav that ONCE in the heat of an argument and you are NOT supposed to repeat it.
Ice: Also, yes.
#slider and mav live to antagonise each other#they're constantly arguing#and slider will insult mav at any given opportunity#everyone thinks that they hate each other#but if you say something bad about one of them in front of the other#you better pray to god that they go easy on you#because you're about to get your ass kicked#ice is so used to their bullshit by now that he doesn’t question it#but now bradley has started picking up on their language and he is not impressed#time for the tom kazansky eyebrows of disapproval#incorrect quotes#top gun#icemav#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#bradley rooster bradshaw#ron slider kerner#mavdad and icepops#dadmiral ice
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ppl are all "ah I love woman im so gay trans woman are amazing t4t is beautiful" until the trans woman in question is a fat broad-shouldered brick with a scratchy voice and covered in bruises and scars
then suddenly everyone's a fuckin reddit bro about appearance and body types
#ive given up on everything from hookups to acquaintances but god please just stop insulting me#૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
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24hr no sleep milestone and running off of pure spite
#at hospital with friend#and the doctor here was god fucking awful#rude and inturrupting and insulting#and sent me right back to 2020#i hope all doctors who are cruel explode into a billion pieces#anyway my friend not doing great and im so tired and i gotta drive us both home wish us luck#sara shush
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He's just a little overprotective, is all
#gopher art#heavymedic#red oktoberfest#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2#anyway just my headcanon but medic would 100% shred someone who insulted heavy. feral cat shit#heavy probably doesn't give a fuck what was said. but he appreciates the sentiment. less so the fact that he has to physically restrain him#this is inspired by the rage i felt when the heavy i was paired with got killed by the other team and i desperately wanted to avenge him#alas. god (valve) has nerfed me (medic main) with a shitty little syringe gun#so vengeance was not in fact mine#this is the higher effort drawing i mentioned yesterday
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