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incorrect-wolf-pack · 6 months

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Sam: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Jacob: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Paul: Something illegal.

Jared: Accept my fate.

Quil: I would message ten people saying that if they didn’t forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.

Embry: What?

Paul: That’s fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

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celestialvoid-fanfiction · 23 days

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Derek: There is only one thing worse than dying.

Derek: *tears off paper above “dying” so now the board says "Stiles dying"*

Isaac: Stiles.

Derek: No!

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voidstilesplease · 1 month

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Derek: I come in peace.

Stiles: I'm peace.

Peter:

The Hale Pack:

The Alpha Pack:

The Pack who owns the territory:

Every other creature in the vicinity:

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moonch8ld · 2 months

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Stiles: I CAN'T DO IT!

Scott, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Stiles: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Peter: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Stiles:

Stiles: I appreciate it,

Stiles: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Allison: Stiles-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Lydia: Stiles we gotta-

Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Stiles: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Stiles, motioning to Derek, in his wolf form, high on wolfsbane: NOT FUCKING THIS

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incorrectsterekquotes · 4 months

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[season 2] erica: I've got my leather jacket. I've got my boys... good to go. derek: We are not your boys. boyd: Yes, we are. isaac: Yeah, we are. stiles: yes, you are.

#incorrect quotes #teen wolf #beta trio #hale pack #erica reyes

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azraphels · 23 days

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Peter: How do you tell someone you want to have sex with them in a polite way?

Stiles: Excuse me, Mama McCall and Mr. Argent, would you do me the honor of having sex with you?

Derek: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

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d-llahanspade · 5 months

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Woof

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sterekmpreg · 9 months

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Stiles and Derek: *accidentally kissing during argument in front of the pack*

Peter and Scott:

Erica and Isaac:

Lydia and Allison:

Boyd and Theo:

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teencopandthesourwolf · 4 days

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Stiles: So you're just like——out here raw dogging life, huh Der-bear?

Derek: Dog jokes? Really, Stiles?

Stiles: Oh my God, I didn't even mean to——hang on, you mean I don't actually need to take quadruple doses of ADHD meds to be funny? BECAUSE I ONLY HAD A DOUBLE DOSE TODAY AND OMG I'M HILARIOUS! Hashtag winning! Hashtag I was just born this way! Hashtag The Stilinski Life! Hashtag How many times can a puny human pump their fist into the air without passing out?!

Stiles: *wobbles on the spot*

Derek: *steadies Stiles with a hand on the puny human's shoulder*

Stiles: Uh... Hashtag what were we talking about??

Boyd: You want me to threaten the pharmacist again, Derek?

Derek: *Le sigh* Please.

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livingdeadvoid · 1 year

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Liam: My mom told me to follow my dreams.

Scott: So you followed Theo around?

Stiles: I MEANT LIKE A CAREER OR SOMETHING

Theo: I don't know whether I should focus on the fact that I'm Liam's dream or the fact he called Stiles mom.

Mason: Probably the first one.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 1 month

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Jacob: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Leah?

Leah: No.

Seth: I do.

Jacob: I know, Seth.

Seth: I’m sad.

Jacob: I know, Seth.

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celestialvoid-fanfiction · 8 months

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Derek: Did you have a good day?

Isaac: Yes.

Stiles: No.

Isaac, to Stiles: Shut up.

Derek: So, you had a good day?

Isaac: Yes.

Stiles: No.

Isaac, to Stiles: Shut up!

Derek, to Isaac: You were meant to make sure he got some sleep.

Isaac: I made sure he got some sleep.

Stiles: He knocked me unconscious.

Isaac: It’s the same thing!

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xgoddessoffandomsx · 6 months

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Derek: Last week I told my boyfriend to find me suitable people to turn into betas for my pack

Derek: I got these assholes *gestures behind him*

*Erica trying to fight Jackson, Boyd is sleeping and snoring loudly, and Isaac is crying*

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incorrect-teenwolf-quotes · 3 months

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Stiles: Why did you kidnap Jackson!?!?!

Erica: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh...

Isaac: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.

Stiles: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!

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incorrectsterekquotes · 9 months

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Barbenheimer - Hale Pack version

would only watch barbie: isaac lahey, peter hale, kira yukimura would only watch oppenheimer: sheriff stilinski and chris argent BARBENHEIMER DOUBLE FEAUTURE: allison argent, stiles stilinski, lydia martin says they are watching both, but only watches barbie: erica reyes says they are watching oppenheimer but then sneaks in to watch barbie: jackson whittemore what the fuck is 'barbenheimer'?: derek hale, malia tate one ticket to mission impossible, please: vernon boyd, cora hale

#hale pack #incorrect quotes #barbenheimer #teen wolf #sterek #because derek would be dragged to the double watch by stiles

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azraphels · 23 days

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Stiles: From now on we will be using code names.

Stiles: You can address me as Eagle One.

Stiles: Malia is “been there done that”.

Stiles: Lydia is “currently doing that”.

Stiles: Derek is “it happened once in a dream”.

Stiles: Scott is “if I had to pick a dude”.

Stiles: And Theo is...

Stiles: Eagle Two

Theo: Oh thank god

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