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incorrect-wolf-pack · 1 month

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Jacob: what seems to be the problem?

Paul: I don't know exactly, but I think it all started when my dad left

Jacob: I... I meant with the car

Paul: oh, it makes a beeping sound every time I slam my head into the steering wheel

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 1 month

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[After Jared and Paul have been called into Emily's kitchen to explain why her brand new vase is broken.]

Jared: All I remember is that Paul was being a dick.

Emily: Jared!

Jared: I don’t like to use that word Emily but it’s so hard to describe him any other way.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 1 month

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Paul: Look, Jacob, for what it's worth, I apologize for everything I said. I really like having you around.

Jacob: No you don't.

Paul: I know. Sometimes I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 1 month

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Jacob: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Leah?

Leah: No.

Seth: I do.

Jacob: I know, Seth.

Seth: I’m sad.

Jacob: I know, Seth.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 2 months

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Jared: Okay, so would you rather kill Sam or–

Leah: Yes. Kill him.

Jared: You didn’t even hear the other option.

Leah: I don’t need to hear it. I kill him.

Sam: ... Feeling a little unsafe.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 2 months

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Sam: So, any thoughts or questions about my plan?

Jacob: [raises hand]

Jared: You don’t have to raise your hand, Jacob.

Jacob: Sorry, I didn’t want to be rude.

Sam: So what did you have to say about the plan?

Jacob, respectfully: It fucking sucks.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 3 months

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Quil: I failed Sam's safety course today.

Embry: What happened?

Quil: Well, one of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’

Embry: And?

Quil: Apparently ‘fucking large ones’ wasn’t the right answer.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 3 months

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Sam: So what's your opinion on children?

Paul: uh, they're alright, like if I saw one on the street I wouldn't throw a rock at it or anything

Jared: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Paul: I literally just said I wouldn't

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 5 months

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Sam: I am, as the kids say, awake.

Quil: ... Do you mean woke?

Sam: I do, but that is grammatically incorrect.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 5 months

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Seth, looking at pictures of capybaras: I don’t know why people are so scared of chupacabras, they’re so cute.

Kim, passing behind him and taking a glance at his phone: A chupacabra is a mythical creature that drains goats blood in Mexico. What you’re looking at is a capybara.

Seth: … Oh.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 6 months

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Jared: All I'm saying is that you sometimes ask too much of people.

Sam: I do? Give me fourteen examples.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 6 months

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Jared: Do you ever think?

Seth: Of what?

Jared: …anything?

Seth: sometimes

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 6 months

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Sam: People often ask me how I so easily handle the other members of the pack.

Sam: The secret is: I don’t. This morning, Jared called me into the kitchen and when I walked in, Leah shot me in the throat with a Nerf Gun.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 6 months

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Paul: Isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they’re annoying? Imagine if people did that to other people? I would have been dead years ago.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 6 months

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Quil: I know this is going to sound strange, but I have a salsa emergency.

Emily: The food or the dance? I'm equipped for both.

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incorrect-wolf-pack · 6 months

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Sam: Your smile? I live for that

Emily: Your happiness? I live for that