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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 8 months

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Feng Xin, on the phone with Mu Qing: He's in the kitchen again.

Xie Lian, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?

Mu Qing: GET. HIM. OUT.

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ao3feed-tgcf · 1 year

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by Gimmelovegimmedreams

This is my most recent obsession.

Words: 1164, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen, Other

Characters: Shī Qīngxuán, Shī Wúdù, Xiè Lián (Tiān Guān Cì Fú), Hè Xuán (Tiān Guān Cì Fú), Huā Chéng (Tiān Guān Cì Fú), Péi Míng (Tiān Guān Cì Fú)

Relationships: Hè Xuán/Shī Qīngxuán, Huā Chéng/Xiè Lián (Tiān Guān Cì Fú)

Additional Tags: How Do I Tag, Incorrect Quotes, Funny, I hope, Spoilers

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incorrect-web-novels · 4 years

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Xie Lian: So, what was your childhood like?

Hua Cheng: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at least level 3 friendship to unlock?

Xie Lian:...well, what level am I at?

Hua Cheng: 10. So it all started-

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weepingfireflies · 4 years

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Heavenly Official: You have the right to remain silent.

Hua Cheng: Do I have the ability though?

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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 8 months

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Pei Ming: *finds a note* Hmm, what’s this?  Xie Lian: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*  Pei Ming: Hoho, it's a love note from Crimson Rain?  Xie Lian: No-  Pei Ming: *opens it*  Pei Ming:  Xie Lian:  Pei Ming: I can't read this.

Xie Lian, sighs: I know.

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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 8 months

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Xie Lian: The moon is really beautiful tonight, San Lang.

Hua Cheng: It really is, Gege.

Yin Yu: Should we tell them that’s just a rice paper you threw at the window?

He Xuan: …No

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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 8 months

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Pei Ming: Your Highness, did you know that 'thot' means 'thoughtful person?'

Xie Lian: It does? Oh, I didn't know that.

[later]

Xie Lian: Thanks for helping me, Mu Qing. You're a real thot.

Mu Qing, wheezing: I'm a what!?

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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 8 months

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He Xuan: Hua Cheng isn't answering his array.

Xie Lian: I'll try.

He Xuan: Yin Yu and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Hua Cheng: Gege! I’ve been waiting to hear from you. :)

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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 8 months

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Xie Lian: We had a moment. I cradled you in my arms!

Mu Qing: Nope. Don’t remember, didn’t happen.

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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 8 months

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Xie Lian: I love sleepovers.

Feng Xin: This isn't a sleepover. You're in the hospital.

Xie Lian: Then why do I have this nightgown?

Mu Qing: That's a hospital gown!

Xie Lian: Truth or dare?

Feng Xin:

Mu Qing:

Xie Lian:

Feng Xin: Dare.

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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 8 months

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Feng Xin: Can I ask a dumb question?

Mu Qing: Better than anyone I know.

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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 8 months

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Shi Qingxuan: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...  Hua Cheng: I really care about your feelings!  Xie Lian: I really care about YOUR feelings!  Shi Qingxuan, turns their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...  Feng Xin: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!  Mu Qing: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 8 months

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Feng Xin: How's your head?

Xie Lian: I haven't had any complaints.

Mu Qing: …What?!

Xie Lian: What.? Oh uh, it's feeling fine. 🫣

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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 9 months

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Mu Qing: That’s it. I’m not getting into anymore stupid debates with you.

Hua Cheng, examining his nails: Earth isn’t a planet.

Mu Qing, exploding: How the FUCK is EARTH NOT A PLANET-

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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 9 months

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Xie Lian: San Lang and I were crossing the street, and this guy drove by and honked at us.

Feng Xin: *Sighing* What did Crimson Rain do?

Xie Lian: He chased them to the next red light, then reached into their window and-

Hua Cheng: Who wants a steering wheel?

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crimsonflowercrownx800 · 8 months

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Pei Ming, finding Pei Xiu lying face down on the floor: You okay?

Pei Xiu: I’m depressed

Pei Ming: lol me too

Pei Ming: No wait. Hi depressed, I’m dad.

Pei Ming: No wait, what’s wrong?

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