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Natasha: Perhaps there's more to Anatole than meets the eye.
Sonya: No, there's less.
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Pierre: What, you think can buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?
Dolokhov:
Anatole:
Pierre:
Pierre: Well, you can.
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Anatole: *leans over to whisper to pierre* pierre has no idea i’m high
Pierre: you’re high?
Anatole: no sorry. *leans over to whisper to dolokhov* pierre has no idea i’m high
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Dolokhov: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Anatole: I think you mean cards.
Dolokhov, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
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Pierre: Andrei we need to talk about your emotions
Andrei: No we don't
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Marya: sorry I'm late everyone, I was doing something important.
*the sound of running footsteps progressively gets louder*
Anatole, out of breath: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
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The GoldenRetrieverEnergy™️ is powerful with this one!!!
Alt title: i am in love oh god help me
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Dolokhov: But... we may as well, maybe, just go. Give me a chance to practice my massive aggression.
Hélène: ... Passive aggression
Dolokhov: Passive... aggression, I know.
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Great Comet Incorrect Quotes Because I Havent Slept In 3 Days
Dolokhov: how do you feel about this? About us?
Anatole: uhh *checks mood ring* I feel green I guess
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Mayra: *looking into the camera* and here we have the endangered species known as helene
Helene: *falls down the stairs, spilling her cereal everywhere*
Mayra: natural selection is coming for this one
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Natasha: do you think sour patch kids get lonely without their parents?
Pierre: this is exactly why I married you
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Mayra: you two better have a good explanation for this
Dolokhov: we have 3 actually
Anatole: pick your favorite
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Mary: do you think I could fit 10 marshmallows in my mouth
Mayra: you are a hazard to society
Anatole: and a coward.. do 20
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Sonya: *sips tea* I’m tired
Pierre: oh really? Me t-
Sonya: TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT OOOOHHHHH— I am so sorry
Pierre: *holding back tears* it’s fine-
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Pierre: please don’t ask but I need a human skull
Dolokhov: as long as you don’t ask why *pulls 4 pristine skulls out of a box* which one do you want
Pierre:
Pierre: this one will do
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Anatole: I am completely straight
Helene: *gestures to dolokhov*
Dolokhov: *waves*
Anatole: *inhale* ooh GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY-
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{Pierre & Mayra interrogating Anatole}
Natasha: I really love this good cop bad cop thing you have going on
Pierre: Its not really a thing, its more like Im nice and Mayra is terrifying
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Anatole: I didnt want to have to do this but I know one way we could make Andrey forgive us for everything
Mayra: Youd make a decent prostitute
Anatole: *offended* Id make an AMAZING prostitute
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Helene: Its my god-given bisexual right to be dramatic!
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Natasha: Cousin dear can I ask you a question? You dont have to answer-
Sonya: Nat, you once caught me sneaking out of Mayras kitchen in the middle of the night half naked with a biscuit in my mouth, we have no secrets. aSk YoUr DaMn QuEsTiOn
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Sonya: I like your pants
Mary: Thanks, they were 50% off
Sonya: I prefer them 100% off ;)
Mary: well the store cant just sell free stuff-
Sonya: no I meant-
Mary: thats a horrible way to run a business Sonya
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Pierre: treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Dolokhov: killed without hesitation
Everyone: F E D Y A N O
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Anatole: *opens a caprisun* guess Ill drink my sorrows away
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Pierre: Give me some words of encouragement so I dont kill Anatole right now
Dolokhov: There are no books in prison
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Natasha: *to mary* would you like to stay for dinner?
Sonya: *in the distance* WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY F O R E V E R
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Mayra: I love you
Helene: why tho
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Pierre: *texting dolokhov* fedya theres a possum in the house fedya what do I do
Dolokhov: uhm uhm play dad
Pierre:
Dolokhov: DEAD** I MEAN DEAD PLAY DEAD!! P I E R R E
Pierre:
Dolokhov:
Pierre: he can ride a bike now
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Dolokhov: swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’re in big trouble
Sonya: heck
Dolokhov: you’re on thin fucking ice buddy
Dolokhov:
Dolokhov: o h n o
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Anatole: we would make bomb ass lesbians
Dolokhov: agreed
[they fist bump]
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Natasha: you shouldn’t be using a straw-
Anatole: I know I know it’s like bad for the environment or whatever
Natasha: no it’s just a really weird way to eat spaghetti
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Anatole: *says something stupid*
Pierre: really? Right in front of my bagel?
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Pierre: do you have a bag I could use?
Anatole: *imitating pierre* the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Pierre: literally all you had to do was say no
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that is all. Thank you for your time
(help I wasn’t kidding about the sleep thing)
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Anatole: *tapping the table*
Helene: *also tapping*
Pierre: stop that
Anatole: stop what?
Pierre: you guys are talking about me in morse code.
Helene: yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on an outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
(Later)
Helene, to Dolokhov: that's exactly what we did
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How Do War and Peace Characters Drink Their Coffee?
Pierre: Strong, so I don't need to sleep.
Fyodor: Straight from the coffee pot!
Prince Andrey: Bitter, like my soul.
Princess Marya: He's lying, he likes cinnamon lattes because they remind him of Christmas.
Hélène: I drink wine.
Natasha: I'm not allowed to drink coffee anymore because one time I drank too much coffee and I couldn't tell the difference between the floor and the ceiling and everyone freaked out.
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Anatole: Can I use your office chair?
Pierre: I’m using it.
Anatole: You’re not spinning.
Pierre: I don’t want to spin.
Anatole: You’re using it wrong.
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Dolokhov: And it’s just like- [gets hit from behind by a flying object]
Dolokhov: … WHO JUST ASSAULTED ME WITH A CHALUPA?!?!
Pierre, drunk, flipping him off and throwing away the wrapper: You don’t have a wife!
Dolokhov: Yeah! That’s why I FUCK YOURS!!
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Anatole: are we fighting or flirting?
Pierre: anatole, my hands are literally wrapped around your neck
Anatole: that doesn’t answer my question
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Anatole: Hey 911? Yeah sorry to be that guy but I accidentally glued myself to the ceiling again
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Andrei: Pierre you need to stop drinking. Alcoholism is basically suicide.
Pierre: Andrei...
Andrei: Yes?
Pierre: That's kind of the whole point...
Andrei:
Andrei: You know what, I want some too.
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