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fitzs-trained-monkey · 1 year

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Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."

Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."

- Earlier that Day -

Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."

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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 5 months

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Y/n: Sorry about biting you the other day… Got a bit carried away.

Rebekah: Oh. I thought it was hot.

Y/n: What?!

Rebekah: Don't look at me like that. I liked it.

Y/n: Oh.

Rebekah: …

Y/n: …

Rebekah: Would you like to do it again?

Y/n: Absolutely.

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ladymarvel27 · 8 months

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Elijah comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom. Y/N: Babe, are you... coming to bed? Elijah: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Elijah: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Y/N: …

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witchcraftandgeekness · 1 year

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Kol: I could kill you if I wanted.

Y/n: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

@fitzs-trained-monkey @her-violent-delights

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witchcraftandgeeknes · 6 months

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Klaus: You know, I was starting to think that was a rumour Rebekah made up, like the Loch Ness Monster or the Bermuda Triangle.

Stefan: Rebekah made up the Bermuda Triangle?

Klaus: Don't be ridiculous, Stefan. That was Kol.

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allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover · 3 months

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Freya: I can help you with it!

Elijah: Yeah, sure.

Klaus: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Kol: lol nope.

Rebekah: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Finn: *Read 5:55pm*

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hellgirlsapphic · 20 days

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Natasha arrives home from a mission with food for a very pregnant Wanda.

Wanda: Hmmm oh my God... I love You

Natasha: are you talking to me or are you talking to the fries

Wanda: Do you want me to lie to you? *Ginggles*

Natasha: Hmmm

Wanda: Hi, I love You, too *kisses*

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darth-nikeon · 4 months

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Klaus: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Cami: It's 2am, go back to sleep

Klaus:

Cami:

Klaus:

Cami: Yes, yes I would

Klaus: 🙂

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fitzs-trained-monkey · 1 year

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Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"

Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."

Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"

Klaus: "She knows things."

Y/N: "Like what?"

Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 7 months

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Y/n: If I die first, promise to wait for me, okay, Rebekah?

Rebekah: Oh, Y/n. When I die, I’m taking you with me.

Y/n: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.

Rebekah: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.

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ladymarvel27 · 4 months

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Elijah: *yawns*

Y/N: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring.

Elijah: *tilts his head* then you must be exhausted.

Y/N: *blushes furiously*

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witchcraftandgeekness · 4 months

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Y/n: They are not hideous.

Kol, blinking at them: What?

Y/n: Damon and Stefan. They're really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.

Kol: I spoke of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.

Y/n, snorting: And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Kol Mikaelson?

Kol: Mauve.

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salvatorehybridqueen · 2 years

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Y/n: What are you in the mood for?

Klaus: World domination.

Y/n: That's a bit ambitious.

Klaus: You are my world.

Y/n: Aww...

Klaus: …

Y/n: …

Klaus: …

Y/n: OH.

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witchcraftandgeeknes · 6 months

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Klaus, after a full moon transformation: I don't understand, if this isn't human blood then what is it?

Kol: I dunno, maybe you caught an animal or something. Like a rabbit.

Klaus: And did what with it?

Kol: Ate it.

Klaus: ...raw?

Kol: No, you stopped to bake it in your little werewolf oven– yes, raw!

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realtvdtexts · 9 months

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chaand-sitara · 10 months

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Now for Niklaus!

Niklaus Mikaelson and...

Hope T.M.K Salvatore, the kid who has personality of all her parents, one day she can like her mothers, or some day, like her fathers.

Kniphofia T.M.K Salvatore, she is the youngest of them all and the sweetest, though her innocence doesn't define her powers, because once she brings them up, she goes out of control.

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