@fitzs-trained-monkey
It's cuz you're the most precious thing in the world and deserve all the love
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
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"Would you peel an orange for me?"
I would peel a pomegranate for you.
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not gonna say it. but he popped into your head didn’t he
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I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ???
This has to be fake.
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fuck that "fell first/fell harder" thing. they both fell flat on their faces because their shoes were untied
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
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i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever
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Who the FUCK gave the SoC fandom the right to be so funny
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also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.
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that bread is how a Vasco was baked....dog of loaf come to life
Origin story.
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character playlists always should have the following:
song that is pretty accurate to the character’s story
song that doesn’t fit the character at all but i was thinking about them while listening to it on loop
song that has one or two lines accurate to the character’s story
song that just kind of is the character’s vibe
song that i desperately wish they would listen to because i personally like it
song that fits the character so well that it’s scary
unsure why this song is in the playlist but it’s so ingrained in my mind as 'part of the playlist' that it would feel weird to remove it
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