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Y/n: If I die first, promise to wait for me, okay, Rebekah?
Rebekah: Oh, Y/n. When I die, I’m taking you with me.
Y/n: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.
Rebekah: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.
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fandoms--fluff · 8 months
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Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no
Kol: Kol yes
Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no
Kol: Kol maybe
Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no
Kol: Kol no
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ladymarvel27 · 9 months
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Klaus: Elijah- Elijah: *wipes away a tear* Y/N used to call me that. Klaus: Klaus: Because that's your freaking name!
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Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."
Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."
- Earlier that Day -
Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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morgane-art · 1 month
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Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.
Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.
Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...
Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months
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Hope keeps drumming her pen…
Y/N: Hope
Hope picks up the tempo…
Y/N: Hope!
Hope: oh I’m sorry does that bother you?
Y/N: well how would feel if I banged you on the table like that?
Hope: I was hoping you’d ask!
Y/N: wait what?
Hope grabs Y/N and pushes them down onto the table…
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Freya: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Elijah: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Freya: Three of us saw it, Elijah. How do you explain that?
Elijah: *points at Rebekah* Sleep deprivation. *points at Klaus* Paranoia. *points at Kol* Delusional personality disorder.
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athenasalvatore1922 · 10 months
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Damon: Y/n is extremely dangerous
Elena: Damon that's your daughter:
Damon: I know
Caroline: What makes her dangerous?
Damon: She can drive anyone insane with a single conversation
Klaus: She really can, it makes you question everything you've ever thought of or done in your life
[Y/n laughing in the distance]
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Caroline: * rejects Klaus for the 100th time * Klaus: I am single by choice Kol: Yeah, but not by yours
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winter-berries · 8 months
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Kol: what would you do if i was kidnapped?
Klaus: wait 30 minutes until they gave you back
Elijah: you think they’d last 30 minutes?
Rebekah: you think someone would want to kidnap him?
Kol:
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Damon: Oh really? *Stands up,* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Kai: *raises hand*
Katherine: *raises hand*
Klaus: *raises hand*
Elena: *raises hand*
Damon, side eyeing violently: Elena Gilbert, what was that?
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fandoms--fluff · 11 months
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Y/n: The kids are asleep
Elijah: ...We don't have kids
Y/n: Then tell that to you're little brother and sister who just asked me to tell them a story till they fell asleep
Elijah: Kol and Rebekah?
Y/n: Yep. I mean they were being cute, and I told them a story, but I thought you might like to know how we are now parents.
Elijah: We?
Y/n: They asked for you too, and got sad when I said you were on a phone call
Elijah: Ah, that makes sense why Kol also tried to convince me in giving him a piggyback ride yesterday.
Y/n: Did you give in?
Elijah: No, but then he went to Rebekah and sulked with her
Y/n: Parents?
Elijah pinching the bridge of his nose as y/n chuckles at him: Apparently we now are
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ladymarvel27 · 8 months
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Elijah comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom. Y/N: Babe, are you... coming to bed? Elijah: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Elijah: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Y/N: …
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Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"
Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."
Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"
Klaus: "She knows things."
Y/N: "Like what?"
Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."
@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness
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morgane-art · 1 month
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Y/n : crushes happen all the time !
Y/n : I know I've had them for all you guys.
Y/n : Well, except for Klaus, Kol, Finn, Rebekah and Freya.
Elijah : ...
Elijah : What-
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Kol: I could kill you if I wanted.
Y/n: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
@fitzs-trained-monkey @her-violent-delights
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